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#1 MrGreenGenes

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 07:47 AM

I was listening to Fiona Apple's first CD this monring and heard her sing "Darling, give me your absinthe tonight."

Oh wait.... I think she really said "absence." Oh well, but I can change it to absinthe when I sing along in the car.

Edited by MrGreenGenes, 26 August 2004 - 07:47 AM.


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Posted 26 August 2004 - 04:07 PM

I'm trying to imagine Fiona as the Green Fairy, but DAMN, that girl needs to be force-fed a sandwich or twelve!
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 08:23 PM

Fiona.... :wub:

nothing new since.... 1999 :river:

When will all that waiting end

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 08:30 PM

When she turns 21?
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 08:34 PM

That happened in 1998...

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Posted 27 August 2004 - 04:31 AM

well, ya ain't fiona apple, and if ya ain't fiona apple i don't give a rat's ass.

she's such a hot piece of lolita ass.

i felt so dirty whilst masturbating to that "i put coins in my front yard to attract children" video.
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Posted 27 August 2004 - 05:52 AM

Same bro. Same.


I don't care that she is over 18. She looks 13, and that is good enough for me.

That 'Criminal' video gets me up every time.

It is when she does an interview that I get all limp. Bitch needs to shut up and look sexy.

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Posted 27 August 2004 - 06:13 AM

Bitch needs to shut up and look sexy.

that goes for all women.


that and getting their ass in the kitchen and making me a sandwich.
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 10:09 AM

Fiona Apple and
anal rape?

Roll 'er over
rover.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:55 AM

not so much roll as flip like a flap jack.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 05:39 AM

I'd like to give her a good fonzing.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 06:10 AM

ayyyyy ayyyyyy capn.

i'd let her hump my shark and eat the little man in the boat.

Edited by CelticGent, 25 July 2008 - 06:11 AM.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 06:13 AM

Fonzing

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 06:18 AM

does it have to be thumbs?

i like to do the old caravan.

2 in the front,

5 in the rear
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 06:52 AM

If it's not thumbs, it's not fonzing.

My word, I make the rules.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 06:54 AM

Isn't caravaning
about the togetherness?
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 07:15 AM

the gyps thought so.

the rest get gypped.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:15 PM

If it's not thumbs, it's not fonzing.

My word, I make the rules.


Is Henry Winkler aware of this?
I'm influencing your children.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:36 PM

He may have played The Fonz, but "fonzing" as a word is my creation.

I'll let you ponder what a "fonzie sniff" is all about.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 01:03 PM

FiFi?
No, Liza.
Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 12:33 PM

Rim: Do you spout, "Aaaaaaay!" while you're doing it?
I'm influencing your children.

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 01:54 PM

He spouts
just thinking
about it.
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 01:29 PM

Please, please do not inform me of how you are aware of this. The mental image itself is damage sufficient.
I'm influencing your children.




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