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#1 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 02:41 PM

Eric's cuter. Given the
right buzz, on the right
night, who knows...

I wouldn't hug Manson
if he was covered w/Milla
Jovovich.

ArtySizznal is colored
fo' real.

Mansinthe is "natural".

AS louches fuckin' lovely
and full.

MansInIt(fo' the money)
louches weak and lite.

Arty is forward w/the
woody worm, but in
a balanced way.

Man oh man is forward
w/his worm too, but it
ain't got the qual-it-tay.

Eric's got a nice whiff
about his xit.

Marilyn xit smells cheap.

I'd like Eric's xit from the
bottom.

MM's can sit and spin
down the sink. Not
worth extending the
tongue.
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#2 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 02:41 PM

Thanks to the
Swine Wand for
the ol' switcheroo.
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#3 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 02:43 PM

1's an artisinal product.

1's just product.
Not a bad one for $44,
but still...
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Posted 28 September 2007 - 02:44 PM

Arty is best CO in a hundred years. Matter defines mediocre.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 02:45 PM

And then drops below.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 02:48 PM

You guys make Markus cry.

Good job.

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#7 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 02:49 PM

Their money
makes them
laugh.
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Posted 28 September 2007 - 06:39 PM

You guys make Markus cry.

Good job.


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Posted 29 September 2007 - 12:23 AM

Well done! The truth shall be spread. And any "all-natural" bunny shall be made instantenously dead.
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 09:48 AM

the reality is the vast majority of people won't give a shit...
Too cloying and obvious. ™

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 09:52 AM

That is the truth, even for the obsessed, it's hard to maintain a level of exquisite scrutiny.
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 09:56 AM

I just got an e-mail from drink up New York, they are accepting orders for Kubler.
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#13 Louched Liver

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 10:05 AM

What PaPa said,
X 1,000.
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 11:53 AM

the reality is the vast majority of people won't give a shit...


"In democracy, majority rules, and by a rule, majority is usually stupid"


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Butt do not take it personally, of course.

Edited by absinthist, 29 September 2007 - 01:39 PM.

"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

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Posted 01 October 2007 - 07:34 AM

Isn't that how you make your living, Shaft? People not giving a xit about paying way too much for mediocre crap? You scumbag piece of xit...
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 09:06 AM

the reality is the vast majority of people won't give a shit...


That's true.

But who gives a shit?

I only do half of the time.

#17 Louched Liver

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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:36 AM

On a 'cuz
yer a lil' xit.
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 01:25 PM

Isn't that how you make your living, Shaft? People not giving a xit about paying way too much for mediocre crap? You scumbag piece of xit...


it's nice to know you're always here to care about me...thanks!
Too cloying and obvious. ™

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#19 Louched Liver

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Posted 01 October 2007 - 02:59 PM

He's a shaft
of sunxine.
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 09:13 PM

nice to know you're always here to care about me...

He said he is going to retire from here soon, so try not to miss him too much.
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 09:14 PM

I think we're down to just ten more Bater posts. :riv2:
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 11:16 PM

Thank god!

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Posted 02 October 2007 - 12:28 AM

Yeah, how sad.

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Posted 02 October 2007 - 04:15 AM

I'm going to have to move to Washington.
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 07:04 AM

Guess he's
not going to
ATL.
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Posted 30 March 2011 - 11:57 AM

ARP also favors Eric over MM.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 12:37 PM

Ho xit, just remembered that I recently had a dream about Eric... I was at a TXLF at his house and I didn't know anyone that was there cept for Eric...Martnez was supposed to xow up but kept makin' excuses. Then it turned out that I lived just a few blocks away in a house that I'd never seen before. Eric had this crazy-looking 5L copper setup, with the condenser full of boiling water... he was makin' some Tex-Wrex for the partay... and we drank some straight from the still and it was really warm and tasted more like white brandy...weird.
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Posted 30 March 2011 - 12:48 PM

Interestingly enough, I have never had a dream about Manson. Neither the killer nor the girly one...
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Posted 30 March 2011 - 12:51 PM

Proof that you haven't consumed enough thujones.

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 01:11 PM

hmmm. I now recall that The Mayor™ was also in the dream, but not at Eric's house. Eric and I went over to visit The Mayor™ who happened to also live only a few blocks away from Eric. He lived in a swingin' large 1960's rambler with lots of greenery and trees, at the end of a dusty road.
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Posted 30 March 2011 - 01:11 PM

Martnez wasn't there, neither. I'm sure he had an excues...
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Posted 30 March 2011 - 01:46 PM

My parents had a rambler.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 01:46 PM

If he's always that full of no-show excuses, he's probably been my puppet all along.

Or vice versa.
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Posted 30 March 2011 - 02:32 PM

Um, no.
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Posted 30 March 2011 - 02:34 PM

Thank goodness.

I musta dreamt that.
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Posted 30 March 2011 - 02:42 PM

Have you ever even met Martnez??? You both noshow so much it couldn't be possible...
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Posted 30 March 2011 - 05:51 PM

He showed here once.

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 05:52 PM

He showed it all at Saucier's house.

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 05:52 PM

After his sock fell off.

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 06:11 PM

I would hug Milla
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I eat paste.

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 07:15 PM

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:03 AM

He showed it all at Saucier's house.


Yeah, butt did Absomph? I think not!
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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:07 AM

The difference.

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:13 AM

Age = gravity
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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:29 AM

Do you see one of these(?)?
I wasn't asking.

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:36 AM

"Sore" subject for you?
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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:39 AM

What subject?

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:40 AM

Subject, topic fuck 'em both.
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#49 Félix

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:41 AM

Gravity.
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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:41 AM

Only when I fall.

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:41 AM

You immune?
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:42 AM

Only when I fall.

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 10:54 AM

I meant the guy with the hair.
He looks like he likes to get high.
Mebbe he never comes down.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 11:06 AM

I like to Trip Balz™ and without gravity, it would be difficult to trip...
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#55 Louched Liver

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 11:16 PM

Heavy subject.
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 06:53 AM

Only if you're influenced by it.

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 07:23 AM

The attraction is undeniable.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 10:22 AM

It does have a certain pull.
ENORMUS DICK

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 11:08 AM

I miss the Senator... he really understood me.
It was always the becoming he dreamed of, never the being...

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 11:56 AM

Have you ever even met Martnez??? You both noshow so much it couldn't be possible...


It isn't.
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 12:14 PM

I miss the Senator... he really understood me.

Understood how insignificant you are and how you will never amount to anything...
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 12:48 PM

Whoa!
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 01:12 PM

I'm not telling him anything he doesn't already know...
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#64 Grim

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:25 PM

Fuck absinthist.
It was always the becoming he dreamed of, never the being...

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:26 PM

No xit, he must not have been PTFA!!!
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:27 PM

I'll pass.

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:28 PM

You beat me by a minute, or so.
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:30 PM

Understood how insignificant you are and how you will never amount to anything...

This is absolutely true.

We discussed this...

Beyond 27 we are all better off dying. But not living with our parents in Poland until we hit 45... alongside a fiancé, mother... father...
It was always the becoming he dreamed of, never the being...

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:32 PM

Think about those three prime years you completely wasted...
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#70 Grim

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:33 PM

I won't recover them...

I'm not sure what the cure is.
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#71 Félix

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:34 PM

Giving up is the only cure.
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:34 PM

Just look at Absomph.
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:35 PM

It's all relative.

I can't even remember those three prime years.
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:35 PM

He's blind. He didn't see the end coming. What's my excuse?
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:36 PM

Radiation poisoning?
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:36 PM

It's a myth.

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:37 PM

Yep, no such thing.
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:37 PM

Ask Fuk U Shima.
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:38 PM

"No Such Thing".


Great flick.

Well, the first ten minutes, anyway.

Edited by Absomphe, 01 April 2011 - 02:39 PM.

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:40 PM

It's not like you saw it...
It was always the becoming he dreamed of, never the being...

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:42 PM

Posted Image
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:46 PM

It's not like you saw it...


More than five times?*

Okay, busted.


* What, you're unfamiliar with Braille TV™?

Hayseed.

Edited by Absomphe, 01 April 2011 - 02:47 PM.

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:47 PM

He rented the Closed Caption version 5 times.
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:48 PM

That's for the hearing impaired, dumass.

See above.

Edited by Absomphe, 01 April 2011 - 02:48 PM.

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:50 PM

What? What did you say?
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 02:53 PM

I'm still waiting for a response.

Maybe I need to look into getting that Braille 'Puter™.
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Posted 02 April 2011 - 12:56 PM

And the biggest difference between Eric and Marilyn Manson, Eric's a musician.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


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Posted 02 April 2011 - 01:10 PM

Ha!
Tool making Bi-Ped
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Posted 02 April 2011 - 01:19 PM

I second that emotion.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
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Posted 08 April 2011 - 07:03 PM

...

Attached Files


Too cloying and obvious. ™

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 09:49 PM

He's dead Jim.
All management is arbitrary.

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 11:33 PM

Why aren't you?
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.




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