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#1 TheGreenOne

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 09:19 AM

Very artisanal trees indeed.

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#2 TheGreenOne

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 09:21 AM

Old fashioned know-how

 

If we heat it, it will boil. If we let it boil, it will thicken.

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 09:22 AM

modern technology

 

Vacuum still?


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#4 TheGreenOne

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 09:22 AM

The plotz thickens.


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Posted 09 August 2018 - 11:26 AM

"Hand Crafted" is a very, very, nebulous term. For instance, there is a well-known gin product out of Oregon that touts itself as "hand crafted." The only thing "hand crafted" about this product is that someone's hand dumped in a bunch of botanicals and flavor oils into bulk purchased vodka, gave it a stir and filter, and viola! "Hand Crafted" gin. 


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 01:26 PM

modern technology

 

Vacuum still?

 

Stainless steel bucket hanging on the tree.


You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:53 PM

I'm from VT.. I can tell you all about syrrrrup.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 11 August 2018 - 09:48 AM

I heard Head Prosthesis would drink it from the jug.  Then he proved it one weekend when he came from Detroit to stay with me on Lake Michigan.  I made pancakes for breakfast and made sure to have some maple surpul on hand.  No shit, he would guzzle that stuff.  I like it pretty well myself; try to source the good stuff from Vermont, too.  Not sure what any modern technology could do to improve it.


You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#9 Bognoz

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 11:03 PM

The mowdurn twist is to git it

from birch and mix it with vodky.

 

alaska-distillery-birch-syrup-flavored-v


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Posted 11 August 2018 - 11:04 PM

That's real handikraft.


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