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#1 Louched Liver

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 08:31 PM

Love and kisses, all.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:11 PM

Here's lookin' at ya...
Try a DONKEYBURGER -- and you'll say, "This tastes like ASS!"

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:11 PM

Asshole...
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:12 PM

:BL:
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:12 PM

Purple pucker fucker.

Edited by Louched Liver, 07 June 2006 - 09:13 PM.

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#6 Slackjaw

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:14 PM

No, that's s-p-e-l-l-e-d TAZ.
Try a DONKEYBURGER -- and you'll say, "This tastes like ASS!"

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:15 PM

Thankfully gone and damn
near forgotten.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:16 PM

Made his new bed at the WS, sew it seams.

Says xit like, "Neato-keen!"
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:19 PM

Gosh, what a loss for here.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:20 PM

He was pretty much ok in person.
Which made his online assholedom
that much worse, which was one
of my points about him.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 04:47 AM

nah it's worse not meeting him.

at least you know he's entirely the spazz ass he appears.

i don't have that luxury of nostalgia to make his posts more interestinger.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:32 AM

Providing no "Glued to the monitor" option is a little disingenuous, ain't it?
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:35 AM

HA!

butt, no fair, peeps....

we can tell by the lack of votes in option 2 that you haven't voted yet...
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:41 AM

I accidentally hit the "View" button.
I'm a waste today.
Just grabbed the wrong bottle
and tried to clean the keyboard with depilatory cream.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:44 AM

hey, can i borrow some of that cream?

my razor started sobbing when he heard the news.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:45 AM

How is one to watch titties jiggle with one's eyes closed?
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:46 AM

The question wasn's specific enough for me.
What night is it?
Who's my partner?
Do I have a partner?
How drunk am I?
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:47 AM

Wax it, CG. You don't want the cream there.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:49 AM

How is one to watch titties jiggle with one's eyes closed?

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exactly WHY my wife had her eyes sewn shut.


abby - OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:53 AM

The question wasn's specific enough for me...

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Yeah, no shit.
How fast is my Internet connection?
What time of the day is it?
Is this the first time today?
What kind of mood am I in?
Is anyone wearing a blindfold?
Is my neighbor outside in his kilt?
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:54 AM

always with the seduction, Mrs. Robinson.

i loves the sexy talk.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:57 AM

I think a better question is "Are woemen or men more visually stimulated during sex"?

My inclination is to beleive that men are more visually stimulated and therefore more likely to keep their eyes open.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:57 AM

Where am I?
Is this, technically speaking, legal in my state?
Am I wary of passers-by?
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:01 AM

are the roofies gonna wear off soon?

is it disrespectful to look a priest directly in the eyes?

do these contact lenses make me look fat?
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:02 AM

Bwa-ha!
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:03 AM

I always look him in the eye when I'm asking him to remind of his name.
I feel it's only polite.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:09 AM

that's why i just call them "Mac", "Chief", and "Vice President"

ezier than membering names.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:09 AM

Thanks for the tip.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:11 AM

I find it spices things up to call out the name of a common acquaintance.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:13 AM

i find it spices things up to call out the name of acquaintances with HIV.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:18 AM

:projectile:
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:20 AM

That's morbid.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:23 AM

yeah, but rodeo sex is the best.

but you have to be clever and keep updating your roster.

she'll only believe you the first couple times you yell out her sister or mom's name...
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:25 AM

oh, pets' names are great too!
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:26 AM

...and tried to clean the keyboard...

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:27 AM

Ceeg misspelled "rooster."
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:27 AM

funny, i thought she woulda been the pitcher in that relationship.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:27 AM

Apparently they wear out faster than hens.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:31 AM

yeah, that's why i've always had this fantasy:













scotch waist up, black waist down.

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:35 AM

The diameter looks about right, but I hope you'd empty the bottle first.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:36 AM

HA!

small dick, empty the bottle,

sure, make fun of my IRISH ancestry too!
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:29 PM

Oh, CG!!
Goddam, I actually snort-laughed
a couple times.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:29 PM

And me Peepers too.
Man I love me Peepers.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:31 PM

Too bad she don't talk so
funny. Mebbe she needs one
o' those Stephen Hawking
voice-o-lators so she can
crack all wise in the RL.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:32 PM

Mebbe if I wasn't in my Alpha stages every time we've time to get on the celly.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:37 PM

I am the alpha, you willingly submit.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 10:44 PM

Now that's funny.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:07 PM

Ok, not so willingly, but
happily.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:20 PM

That's better.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 09 June 2006 - 07:15 AM

Hooray for roofies.
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Posted 09 June 2006 - 09:17 PM

So much for love.
*sigh*
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Posted 09 June 2006 - 09:51 PM

You can’t have everything.
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Posted 09 June 2006 - 09:56 PM

I sure as fuck try anyway.
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Posted 10 June 2006 - 07:24 AM

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 07:34 AM

Whan you're doing Grim, it is the best way.
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