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#1 Crosby

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Posted 24 January 2007 - 03:35 PM

Swamp Survival Help

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:27 AM

Now ya fuckin' tell me.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:28 AM

Jes watchout fer dem cone shells on da beach.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:29 AM

I'm stayin' in the apt. from now on.

Not that there is any reason to go
out in the Tally Whacker.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:35 AM

Day 3, spider bite:

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:36 AM

Day 6:

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:37 AM

Pus, splitting skin, nausea, a trip
to get it cut open and milked:

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:37 AM

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:37 AM

Purty!:

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:38 AM

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:43 AM

Moving to FlorryGay has been grate!
Car broke, and is still broke.
1st job sucked.
2nd job had the biggest asshole boss-Ever.
Just started my 3rd job.
Other car broke. 2wice.
Broke rice cooker.
Electric kettle died.
Skating the thin ice of financial ruin.
Never got my Shorty's menus. *ahem*
And now? Spider bite.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:43 AM

The things this jockey will do for love.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:13 AM

That's the kewelestest spidey bite ever.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:37 AM

Yeah, lucky me...
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 01:19 PM

Well, xit.

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 01:23 PM

That's a terrible bite :shrug:
For real???

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 01:35 PM

Um, yes.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 01:49 PM

Those recluses are never reclusive enough!
The only thing you can do is antibiotics and wait for it to (sort of) heal.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 01:52 PM

Well, xit.

Close!

What the doctor actually first
said upon seeing my boo-boo
was-
"Holy xit."

And that was encouraging.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 04:15 PM

And that was only 'cause doctors aren't allowed to say "holy fucking xit".
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 04:17 PM

Not while you
are conscious,
anyway.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 04:22 PM

Jeebus! :shrug:
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 04:24 PM

Um, no.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 04:25 PM

:shrug:
The correct response is:
HOLY XIT!!
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 08:05 PM

I always fingered it would be Peeps
who landed you in the hospital.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 27 January 2007 - 05:23 PM

Dude, that spider bite is wicked cool! Now you'll be in one of those medical books that show all the gory bites and diseases and all that stuff. Can I get your autograph?
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 06:11 PM

No, he can't write anymore.

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Posted 27 January 2007 - 06:13 PM

Besides, other parts of his have been in those books for years.
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Posted 29 January 2007 - 09:43 PM

What is it about Florida?

Mysterious Ice Chunk Smashes Florida Car
From Associated Press
January 29, 2007 4:35 PM EST
TAMPA, Fla. - Raymond Rodriguez was changing a tire when an 18-inch chunk of ice plummeted from the sky with a piercing whistle, then a metallic crunch. The ice chunk crushed the roof of a nearby Ford Mustang on Sunday morning. No one was hurt.

"I was scared," Rodriguez said, who was only feet away. "It's crazy, man."

The Federal Aviation Administration is reviewing flight schedules to see if the ice fell off a plane. The ice did not have a blue tint that would indicate it came from a plane's lavatory. The National Weather Service said conditions in Tampa were not favorable for the formation of large balls of ice, known as megacryometeors.

"It's not an act of God," said Carlos Javage, whose son's car was wrecked by the mystery ice. "This came off an airplane."
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 06:45 AM

Damn, that is one hellawikid spider bite.

Just be glad it wasn't on your shortarm.

:rofl:
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 09:01 AM

The swelling would have been
an admirable addition.

The pus would not.
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 09:02 AM

FlorryGay sucks ass.

It's weird here in a bad way.
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 09:11 AM

Flordia -- America's tail-land.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 11:20 AM

Turn it back into a swamp and let it clean itself up.
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 12:19 PM

That would work better than all the fancy plans.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 12:45 PM

I doubt there's any plans.

Most everything here is a mess.
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 01:17 PM

Must of all got bit by the spyder.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 02:31 PM

If by "spyder" you mean-
Southernly we don't give a xit
and we ain't in no hurry and
we don't know no better no
how,
you'd be correct.
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 02:48 PM

>FlorryGay sucks ass.
It's weird here in a bad way.<

born there, done that, still have my UF sweat shirt (didn't they win something lately? not when i was there)...only miss the stone crabs...

:puke: on the spidey bite...
Too cloying and obvious. ™

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 02:58 PM

Spyder

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 04:10 PM

Oysters are cheap.
Oranges are not, they all
go be juiced.
Boiled peanuts are good.
Regular peanuts aren't cheap.
Georgia is only a gator toss
away, so it seems like they
would be.
If you hate winter, which I don't
then the weather is nice.
Unless it's late spring to early
fall and it's hot as hell and
muggy as a rectum.
Palms trees? Um, ok.
Live oaks? Um, ok.
I thought people would have
lovely, lush yards full of
flowers and such. Um, no.
Most have scraggly bushes
and weeds.

Missed the Stone Crab
Festival down in St. Marks.
Mebbe next year.
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 04:32 PM

Stone crab, yes. That was a real treat when I visited a friend down there one Thanksgiving.

On the spider tip:

Kallisti has a habit of talking some crazy jabber in her sleep and this morning she freaked me out pretty good.

I took a piss and came back to bed and she says out of a dead sleep I remember what it is about the recluse bite, NECROTIC TISSUE! YOU LOSE THE LEG!!! So I layed there real quiet waiting for the rest.

HELLO!

I wait.

She opens her eyes.

Are you awake, I said. Yes! she says

That's a helluvah way to start a conversation first thing in the morning. I thought you were asleep.

NOPE! But make sure you tell, Liver!

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 04:33 PM

In other words "Take care of that paw."

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 04:53 PM

He's lucky it didn't bite him someplace worse!
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 05:31 PM

"Necrosis. Necrosis. Necrosis."

Beelee me that kept running through
my melon from the time the fuckin'
thing commenced.

As the thing got blacker and blacker
and I felt sicker and sicker it went
a lil' something like this:
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 05:32 PM

NECROSIS! NECROSIS! NECROSIS!
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 05:33 PM

Tell Kalli girl thanks for
the concern.
Even at your expense.
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 08:07 PM

Nerotic tissue is much darker.
You're fine from what I've seen in the photos.
I've seen much worse from scorpion stings in AZ.

Dr. Abby has spoken.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 11:13 PM

That's a comfort.
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 11:13 PM

Your touch w/the rectal
thermometer is a tad
heavy.
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 12:35 AM

Nerotic tissue is much darker.
You're fine from what I've seen in the photos.


Yup. Looks like a classic subcutaneous Staphilococcus Aureus and/or Streptococcus pyogenes infection, spreading during the firsts few days but then contained successfully using antibiotics.

Necrotizing subcutaneous infection (NSI) typically results from infection with group A streptococci (S. pyogenes) or a mixture of aerobic and anaerobic bacteria (Bacteroides sp). These organisms typically extend to subcutaneous tissue from a contiguous ulcer, infection, or after trauma.


In other words, the spider bite didn't get him, but the spider inoculated some nasty bacteria into a place where they felt quite at home.

It would probably not have looked as bad if the Liver had been to a doctor earlier, but I suppose the doctor already told him that.

He should count himself lucky that it doesn't appear to be an antibiotic resistant strain. I housed one once, and it spread to the better part of my forearm before the doctor switched antibiotics.

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 07:55 AM

Right on all counts, Peng 'Frite.

Did test positive for staph.

The nastiness was spreading up
the vein in my forearm, causing
redness, swelling, burning and
ithching.
That wasn't scary.

Going to the doc earlier?
Would have loved to. No insurance.
Decided to wait it out and hope.
My probationary period would have
ended and insurance from work would
have kicked in 4 days
AFTER I went to the clinic.

That place fired me after I put
my 2 weeks notice in because I
started my new job.

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 10:03 AM

Would have loved to. No insurance.

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Edited by sixela, 31 January 2007 - 10:03 AM.


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Posted 31 January 2007 - 10:42 AM

I'm w/you on this 'un.
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Posted 02 February 2007 - 11:24 PM

Looks brown widow, don't see many recluse bites down here. Where've you been pawing around. I always thought that I'd be the one fucked up from a bite here.

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 10:00 AM

Never got my Shorty's menus. *ahem*

Can we cross this off the list yet?
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 09:55 AM

If'n I had 'em.
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 09:36 AM

How's the bite healing?

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Posted 22 February 2007 - 09:42 AM

It still is.
Like Kirkenstein said-
It sorta heals over, like,
forever.

Like my entertainment options
here, it is much smaller.
These little white bumps come to the
surface and get scritched off,
whatever the fuck that's about.
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 12:03 PM

Those are the little spider babies . . .



















Not really but I though that might energize you.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 22 February 2007 - 12:24 PM

They don't taste like spizers.
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 12:57 PM

Depends on how you cook them.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 22 February 2007 - 12:58 PM

They may need to be stir-fried like scorpions.

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Posted 22 February 2007 - 03:15 PM

Nah.
I just lick 'em.
I'm no pussy.

Edited by Louched Liver, 22 February 2007 - 03:15 PM.

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Posted 22 February 2007 - 03:16 PM

Like Pussy.
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Posted 25 November 2007 - 12:02 AM

Pus, splitting skin, nausea, a trip
to get it cut open and milked:

Um, not funny anymore. The medical noroms™ that looked at the soft ball sized sack on my elbo thought it was spidey too. Now that I'm going septic, they're re-thinking it. A shitty way to get a day off.
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Posted 25 November 2007 - 12:05 AM

Try finding a Dr. worth a shit, over a four day weekend.
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Posted 25 November 2007 - 07:26 AM

Or a lifetime.
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Posted 25 November 2007 - 07:27 AM

Super staph
suckz. Neither
of us has had
an outbreak
for a while, but
any cut, bump
or pimple is cause
for fear.
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Posted 26 November 2007 - 02:35 PM

Staph is rampant at the junior high school.

Go figure; the fuckers don't bathe. Statistically, they masturbate about 3-5 times a day. Hand washing is not of the norm. I cringe every time they hand me a paper.
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Posted 26 November 2007 - 03:57 PM

You think men change after high school?

Seriously though, my grandfather is a carrier for MRSA. The only thing that saved his life when he got it is that they were able to access the large vein beneath his collar bone. Regular IV treatment usually doesn't spread enough meds through the system fast enough to stop the infection.

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 04:19 PM

Wheee!!
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Posted 26 November 2007 - 04:20 PM

Pymph,
You xouldn't
allow your students
to beat off in class.

Well, I guess that's
why yer popular.
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Posted 26 November 2007 - 04:20 PM

Do you keep
track on the
black board?
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Posted 26 November 2007 - 04:21 PM

Part of Bush's
No Sperm Left Inside
program.
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Posted 26 November 2007 - 10:47 PM

Statistics was never a good
subject for me. Mebbe the hands-
on approach is good peda-
spoogy.
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Posted 26 November 2007 - 10:50 PM

Part of Bush's
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program.

Too bad his mum didn't practice that.
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Posted 26 November 2007 - 10:53 PM

Poor woman.
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Posted 27 November 2007 - 02:30 AM

Staph is rampant at the junior high school...Statistically, they masturbate about 3-5 times a day.

I haven't been able to sleep since I read this, because I happen to know Nymph teaches at a girl's school.
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Posted 27 November 2007 - 02:34 AM

And I can't sleep because I can't fathom how you can maturbate statistically.

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Posted 27 November 2007 - 06:34 AM

Keep to the #s.
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 01:18 AM

Keep to the cross hatches? Keep to the cardinals?

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Posted 28 November 2007 - 02:27 AM

I would have said he meant "keep to the tic-tac-toe boards", but I think in this case that little symbol was obviously supposed to represent a waffle.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

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Posted 28 November 2007 - 02:32 AM

Hot waffles with syrup.
Was wet ever more inviting?
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 28 November 2007 - 02:46 AM

Um, yes.

Chicken waffles.
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Posted 02 December 2007 - 10:43 AM

I suppose handwashing would be encouraged if the bathrooms actually had hot water and soap. I believe the janitor must be tossing off in the utility closet.

The soap dispenser is shunned since one urchin bragged about urinating in it.
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Posted 02 December 2007 - 05:27 PM

I suppose handwashing would be encouraged if the bathrooms actually had hot water and soap. I believe the janitor must be tossing off in the utility closet.

The soap dispenser is shunned since one urchin bragged about urinating in it.


People in your neck of the deep woods should really be encouraged to broaden their horizons, and date outside of their own families once in a while, or at least stop piddling in the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Posted 03 December 2007 - 08:46 AM

At least they don't quote the post directly above their own.

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Posted 04 December 2007 - 09:29 PM

At least they don't quote the post directly above their own.


huh?

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Posted 04 December 2007 - 11:58 PM

huh?

That's all you have to say after a year without posting here?

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Posted 05 December 2007 - 01:07 AM


huh?

That's all you have to say after a year without posting here?

I had to double check the date on the post.
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 07:38 AM

it's nearly impossible to understand and un-fuckin'-believable for a sane person, that a subject 'bout a trifling spider bite injury, can, while strollin', get so extremely off-topic.
plain bizarre but hilarious and brilliant at the same time.

y'all make life worth livin'

now is there perhaps, a secret code hidden within this topic, related to absinthe, which only reveals itself to some?

i'm flabbergasted!

< space reserved, add sarcasm to taste >

Edited by RedBastid, 05 December 2007 - 07:45 AM.

don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 05 December 2007 - 08:53 AM

Who gives a fuck
about absinthe
anymore?
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 08:54 AM

Only kewl
people.
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 09:13 AM

Um, no.
The more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap changes, the more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap tastes like Black Lickerish.

Where the fuck is ATown?

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Posted 05 December 2007 - 09:20 AM

How would you know,
Big Daddy?

You ask yer kid?
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 11:03 AM

That's not Jack's kid. He
hired the midget Phillippino
pool boy to play like he was
a child so Jack could pass it
off as a legitimate excercise.
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 05 December 2007 - 12:16 PM

Who gives a fuck
about absinthe
anymore?


Profiteers™, poseurs, fratboys nad™ such.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

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Posted 05 December 2007 - 04:12 PM

'bout it.

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Posted 05 December 2007 - 04:19 PM

How would you know,
Big Daddy?

You ask yer kid?


Um, yeah. Tit's pretty lame xit, 'parently...
The more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap changes, the more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap tastes like Black Lickerish.

Where the fuck is ATown?

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Posted 05 December 2007 - 04:39 PM

just one post and a simple question, and the cockfight starts all over again.

please...

did i mispell bitchslappin'?
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 05 December 2007 - 11:12 PM

it's nearly impossible to understand and un-fuckin'-believable for a sane person, that a subject 'bout a trifling spider bite injury, can, while strollin', get so extremely off-topic.

Well there weren't much else new post-wise.

And mthuilli - looks that way, dunnit.

What can I see - I like sneaking in the back way. ;)

Edited by qeantk, 05 December 2007 - 11:14 PM.


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Posted 06 December 2007 - 01:58 PM

bien.

i was just wondering, kinda thinkin out loud.
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 02:33 PM

Waste of what little
thinkin' you apparently
do and our time lookin'
at yer werdz.
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Posted 08 December 2007 - 04:24 PM

yer right i'm just ignorant, butt you could ignore me.
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 08 December 2007 - 06:01 PM

Part of my
mandate is
TONE control.
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 03:54 PM

butt my mood 'n state of mind are subject to change.

- or was it just something i said ? -

Edited by RedBastid, 29 December 2007 - 03:56 PM.

don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 29 December 2007 - 05:24 PM

Isn't it always?
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 05:24 PM

Along w/how
you say it.
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 07:12 PM

yer right i'm just ignorant, butt you could ignore me.


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Posted 29 December 2007 - 09:25 PM

Again?
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Posted 30 December 2007 - 04:12 AM

it's always something with you guys, but it's still fun.

giving free rein to your frustrations and/or emotions is good says dr. phil.

so you’re always welcome.

man soll ja aus seinem herzen keine mördergrube machen!
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Posted 30 December 2007 - 04:13 AM

and again.
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 07:05 AM

1 more time!
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Posted 30 December 2007 - 08:13 AM

man-soil joose seen in her zen kunny mere gross lube munchen!

Koan you be kleerer, please.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 08:26 AM

Koan?

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 08:33 AM

Like an ass whipping coming on the breeze.
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Posted 30 December 2007 - 09:04 AM

That'd be the smell.
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Posted 30 December 2007 - 09:30 AM

Ya mispelled "stench".
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


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#120 Louched Liver

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 09:40 AM

That stinks.
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Posted 31 December 2007 - 03:34 AM

is that a hellbitch second from the right??
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 31 December 2007 - 06:11 AM

Um, no.

None are.

1 CO, 3 from
Jebus on high.
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Posted 01 January 2008 - 03:22 PM

still looks pretty nice, what's the taste like?

Edited by RedBastid, 01 January 2008 - 03:23 PM.

don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 01 January 2008 - 03:24 PM

Jebus juice=Wowsa!

CO=*eh*
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Posted 01 January 2008 - 03:32 PM

which co, and what the hell does jebus mean?
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 01 January 2008 - 03:43 PM

CO=don't remember.

Jebus=figger it the fuck
out, skimmer.
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 12:24 AM

thanks for nuthin'

jebus = only vague religious xit!

Edited by RedBastid, 02 January 2008 - 12:24 AM.

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 06:24 AM

You get what you play for.

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 08:02 AM

actually it's what i'm playing for, to make sure i'll never have to leave empty handed.

thinking it was only a simple question.

i'll just fuhgeddaboudit.

Edited by RedBastid, 02 January 2008 - 08:09 AM.

don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

#130 Louched Liver

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 08:04 AM

Hans C. may remember
which CO it was, I don't.

If you come in here and
expect to follow what a
bunch of fuckheads who've
been talkin' together for
years w/out puttin' in a
little background work,
or thinking in a non-linear
fashion, you'll be as lost
as your are.
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 08:05 AM

Jesus (not Jebus).
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 08:23 AM

jesus, that's all i'm asking liver.

the forum is accessible for any moron who can fill out the registration form, so what do you expect?
i read an laughed my fuckin' ass off reading a lot of the topics, and at the same time being so damn proud of myself, that at least, i was able to figger out what the hell the subject was about in the end.

it's simple,”if you can't stand the heat, stay the fuck out of the kitchen” but i like some heat sometimes, so i'm staying.

- if you don't mind -

anyway, thanks for your while.

Edited by RedBastid, 02 January 2008 - 08:39 AM.

don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 08:40 AM

The journey, not end...
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 08:43 AM

...you'll be as lost as your are.


butt... there's always you, my guiding light, someone i can always count on!
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 09:01 AM

Um, no.
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 12:33 PM

i gave you the benefit of the doubt...








not!
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 12:36 PM

Snot!
Running down my
face today.
It's actually cold
in the Whacker.
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 12:42 PM

Wait 'til you get up here,
11F tomorrow.
Heat wave of low 40s maybe for the weekend.

I actually like them subfrezzin temps,
wakes you up real fast.
They're to keep out witches!

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 01:05 PM

you have winter in flurrygay? i've been in tampa once, a few years back during fall in october, i was sweating like a cunt in my t, bermuda and matching flip flops, while locals where walkin' 'round in lambswool pullovers like it was fuckin' siberia!
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 01:22 PM

I would imagine
most of your actions
are cuntish.
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 01:22 PM

Apparently, this
is about as cold
as it gets here.
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 01:23 PM

Hell is, indeed, freezing over.
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 04:13 PM

...most of your actions are cuntish.

that's me, can't help it
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 04:13 PM

What a pussy.
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 04:33 PM

you misspelled, cooter, oval office, twat, poontang, taco hut™, cockpit, pink mussel, rosy wallet...
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 04:44 PM

Yep, you just cun't help it...
The more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap changes, the more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap tastes like Black Lickerish.

Where the fuck is ATown?

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 05:05 PM

He's makin' me hungry.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 09:46 AM

just a sex obsessed carnivore fetishist, nothing to worry 'bout
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Posted 04 January 2008 - 11:09 AM

It's on the entry
app. for this cunt
tree club.
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Posted 14 January 2008 - 09:10 PM

Yeah? I give the bastidge 2 foil stars — one for promoting cunnilingus and the other for promoting cunnilingus.

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