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#1 Crosby

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 12:52 PM

Just another day at work in the beautiful Florida Sun!!!
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#2 Louched Liver

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 01:01 PM

We do not ever,
ever, ever walk
in tall grass here.
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#3 Louched Liver

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 01:03 PM

Add fire ants, scorpions,
coral snakes, ticks, and
my favorite-various
poisonous spiders to
the mix and you stick
to the path.
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 03:02 PM

Opp, Alabama (couple of hours from me) holds a Rattlesnake Roundup every year. The participants pour gasoline in snake dens to drive the snakes out in the open. The gasoline makes the den and surrounding areas uninhapitable for burrowing creatures for two years. Snakes are crowded in barrels without food or water. Some 'lucky kids' get the rattle from a live snake that is held down and stripped of its rattle. Macho men compete in a sack race to see who can get the most snakes crammed in a sack in a designated time limit. You can purchase plenty of snake parts for a festival souvenir.

Proponents say that anti-venom is gathered from this event. I think it is more of a macho redneck fest.

Alabama has the same creepy crawlies as Florida. It is also surpasses the sunshine state with its redneck quota.
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 06:44 PM

Anti-venin.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

#6 Louched Liver

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 06:47 PM

This is the PantyHandle.
This is as suthun as it
gets.
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 06:50 PM

Oyster crackers.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 06:52 PM

Genteel, yet frightening.
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 06:53 PM

And of an antidispisition
to us Yankees.

Fo' shuh.
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 07:07 PM

Um, I like oyster crackers.

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 10:01 PM

and my favorite-various poisonous spiders to the mix and you stick to the path.

Speaking of poisonous spiders, how is your arm now? fully recovered?

#12 Louched Liver

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 06:14 AM

Mildly scarred and
at times itchy w/a
bit of tissue missing.
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Posted 24 May 2007 - 04:20 PM

Bag balm. Shmear the bag balm on it.

#14 Louched Liver

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:45 PM

I actually coulda
used butt balm for
the 2nd bite I got.
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#15 Louched Liver

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:45 PM

Anyone wanna see pix?
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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:43 PM

Opp, Alabama (couple of hours from me) holds a Rattlesnake Roundup every year. The participants pour gasoline in snake dens to drive the snakes out in the open. The gasoline makes the den and surrounding areas uninhapitable for burrowing creatures for two years. Snakes are crowded in barrels without food or water. Some 'lucky kids' get the rattle from a live snake that is held down and stripped of its rattle. Macho men compete in a sack race to see who can get the most snakes crammed in a sack in a designated time limit. You can purchase plenty of snake parts for a festival souvenir.

Proponents say that anti-venom is gathered from this event. I think it is more of a macho redneck fest.

Alabama has the same creepy crawlies as Florida. It is also surpasses the sunshine state with its redneck quota.


Do you get to drink beer while participating?

I'm heading to Flo-Rae-Da on sunday to visit my wife's relatives, then off to Key West for a couple of days, tehn back to TN.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............................

Well, I'm not that enthused. I hope to find some good beer any way. I can always stock up on Steel Reserve Tripel Export on the way.

Edited by Le Gimp, 24 May 2007 - 08:46 PM.

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 11:11 PM

Anyone wanna see pix?

Yep me!

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 02:54 AM

Figures . . .
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 04:46 AM

<<<<WARNING!!>>>>
Pictures of an infected
ass to follow.
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#20 Louched Liver

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 04:48 AM

After the sucker got ripped
open in NYC and we'd
returned to Tally:

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 04:49 AM

Couple days of being
tended to. Thanks to
Peeps for the nurse
work. I couldn't have
shaved my own ass.

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 04:50 AM

This one never got as
bad as the one on my
paw, but since I did
have to sit on it, it
hurt an assload more.

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 04:51 AM

I thought strongly
about not returning
to Fl. and remaining
in Atown after this
lil' incident.
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Posted 25 May 2007 - 01:36 PM

Congratulations, you've rendered them speechless.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 01:42 PM

Not much yappin'
goin' on in here
to begin w/.
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Posted 25 May 2007 - 02:02 PM

Now that's a bite in the ass!

Ms Prole returned from Jacksonville with chiggers -- not as bad but as a chronic itcher it's the last thing I needed.

What I need is a few more drinx.

Edited by jaded prol, 25 May 2007 - 02:03 PM.

Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 02:16 PM

Good work, Peeps. Good to see some meat on his skinny ass.

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 02:31 PM

We were having
Yuenglings on the
porch(!) of the
Kempton when we
were up there couple
weeks ago.

I thought about you,
mon Cabeza.
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Posted 25 May 2007 - 06:31 PM

Damn big Fl. lizards:

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 07:09 PM

Kempton Inn. I died and went to french fry heaven.

Another order bartender!

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 08:20 PM

Damn! That's a hairy ass. Good thing it wasn't a snake bite or Peeps would have to suck out the poison.
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Posted 25 May 2007 - 09:33 PM

Nice image there. :projectile:
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Posted 25 May 2007 - 10:02 PM

Borat? :projectile:

Edited by LeRoy, 25 May 2007 - 10:07 PM.


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Posted 25 May 2007 - 10:34 PM

Norom™?
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Posted 25 May 2007 - 11:56 PM

Terrible LL!
Two spiders bites in a year? How can it happen? And we're only in May...

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 03:44 AM

Good thing it wasn't a snake bite or Peeps would have to suck out the poison.



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Posted 26 May 2007 - 07:50 AM

Sock Frog,
It's like 6er pointed out-
it's not the spider, it's the
staph infection. Tally has
a hopped up strain of
staph goin' 'round.
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 07:51 AM

Re:That big ol' gator-
I tried to imagine the
smallest that fawn could
be. And that is still a big
ol' gator.
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 07:52 AM

Re:My hairy ass-
It migrated from
my head.
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 07:53 AM

Re:Tally=Hell-
Forest fires for about
a month now that
blow smoke into town.

I've never lived anywhere
that the weather report
reads-
"Periods of smoke."
day after day.

Edited by Louched Liver, 26 May 2007 - 08:00 AM.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 09:01 AM

What kind of spider was it? Looks like that would hurt like hell!

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:13 AM

Dunno.
Didn't feel either bite.

This one REALLY hurt
because I had to sit
on it for the flight and
the bus to The City
then in NYC it ruptured,
making sitting at all
painful.
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:14 AM

The bloody, pustulent
patch on the ass
of my jeans was cute,
though.
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:49 AM

There are really no venemous spiders around these parts. Not like CA where Black Widows were everywhere. I hate spiders!

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:59 AM

Here?
Air? Toxic.
Water? Toxic.
Ants? Toxic.
Spiders? Toxic.
Culture? Toxic.
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 01:10 PM

If you ever want to feel better about your living situation, you and Peeps have an open invitation to visit me in Bama.

Edited by Nymphadora, 26 May 2007 - 01:12 PM.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 01:56 PM

I'm sure it's so much more progressive there.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 05:51 PM

That what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 06:05 PM

I ain't touching that.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 06:16 PM

Touch it,
you die.
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 08:36 PM

Personal experience, that what doesn't kill you, merely doesn’t kill you. I have yet to find any other benefits.
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 04:04 AM

Stories.
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 05:35 AM

Here?
Air? Toxic.
Water? Toxic.
Ants? Toxic.
Spiders? Toxic.
Culture? Toxic.

A big part of why everybody doesn't live in the unbelievably beautiful desert of northern Arizona. The plant, insect and animal kingdoms there are divided into two catagories: plants, insects and animals that can cause you grievous bodily harm, or plants, insects and animals that can kill you.

Edited by Wild Bill Turkey, 27 May 2007 - 05:36 AM.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

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Posted 27 May 2007 - 07:21 AM

I hear ya.

Oh, yeah, the
squirrels here act
like meth heads.
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 07:22 AM

And the crackheads
act like, well, crackheads.
Had one ask me for
31 cents.

Specifically 31 cents.

I'dve given her a buck,
but 31 cents?

No way.
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 11:50 AM

That's kind of you, Nymph.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 27 May 2007 - 02:51 PM

Not really. I was going to make Liver mow my lawn while you and I go shopping.
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 03:26 PM

I like to shop.
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 03:26 PM

Like a squirrel on meth.
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 03:59 PM

Excellent! Kindly hold our purchases while we peruse the china and get our manicures and pedicures.
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 04:39 PM

He likes to mow lawns too.

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 04:21 AM

Con mucho gusto.

Did the Mini Mansion
lawn 2wice in 3 days
when we were up there.
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Posted 28 May 2007 - 06:35 AM

If you enjoy raking leaves, cleaning out gutters, splitting logs,....and mowing yards!
You don't have to go so far...only 152 miles! To the Hogtown Compound!
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Posted 28 May 2007 - 10:29 AM

I'm headed to 'bama next month. Mebbie I should bring a confederate flag to burn.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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#65 jaded prol

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 10:53 AM

Masochist, eh?.

Edited by jaded prol, 28 May 2007 - 10:55 AM.

Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 11:48 AM

Not such a good idea, Greenie. I could care less, but they're others in my town who are.....um..... not tolerant.

I live in the town where the Freedom Riders' bus was overturned and set on fire (with the activists inside struggling to escape). Those people are still around and have passed their opinions and views to their descendents.
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Posted 28 May 2007 - 05:58 PM

All the more reason not to humor them. After all, I wouldn't want the others to be insulted gratuitously.

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 11:54 PM

My buddy Doc's in the back seat of a carfull of people driving through Georgia, and they've gotten pulled over by a state trooper.
"Son, nobody rolls through my state that fast."
Doc pokes his head out the rear window and says "Sherman did."

Phrases like "Suicide by Cop" and "Darwin Award" come to mind.
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 11:53 AM

When I saw Liver's warning before the ass pics,
I just thought he meant that he was the infected ass.
I didn't realize I'd actually be looking at his hind quarters.

Again.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 12:02 PM

Now you have a reason to drink!
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 12:46 PM

Nostalgia.
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 12:47 PM

It's been 3 years.
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 01:11 PM

When I saw Liver's warning before the ass pics,
I just thought he meant that he was the infected ass.
I didn't realize I'd actually be looking at his hind quarters.

That's what you get when you live in a country that doesn't know its arses from its asses.

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 02:37 PM

See:
Presidency.
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 03:44 PM

My buddy Doc's in the back seat of a carfull of people driving through Georgia, and they've gotten pulled over by a state trooper.
"Son, nobody rolls through my state that fast."
Doc pokes his head out the rear window and says "Sherman did."

Phrases like "Suicide by Cop" and "Darwin Award" come to mind.

That's too fucking funny.
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Posted 30 May 2007 - 12:39 PM

That's what you get when you live in a country that doesn't know its arses from its asses.


I'm boycotting that word, in addition to spelling with extraneous u's and using s's instead of z's.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 12:11 PM

Back from FL.

It sucked.

While in Tamarac I searched the phone book for beer stores. Tamarac, Oakland Park, Ft Lauderdale and other locations within 1hr yielded two hefe, one Polish beer, one Czeckerland beer, and one other that I don't remember.

I spent the entire time drinking green stuf (Jade Edouard) and (God forbid) Hurricane High Gravity beer in 22 oz cans.

Next time I go to FL I'm taking a couple of cases of beer with me.

How the fuck can that many people exist in such a small area and NOT have any good beer?



Liver, sorry to see you have another malidy which appears to be a Brown Recluse Spider bite but may be bacterial. Hope you finish recovering soon.

Edited by Le Gimp, 08 June 2007 - 12:12 PM.

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#78 Louched Liver

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 06:01 AM

Told ya so
and thanks.
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Posted 09 June 2007 - 06:02 AM

Prolly staph.

Spider bites
sound more
fun.
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