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#1 Crosby

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Posted 20 December 2007 - 01:31 PM

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#2 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 20 December 2007 - 05:12 PM

That's just wrong.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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#3 jaded prol

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Posted 20 December 2007 - 06:26 PM

and cruel,








a real bite in the ass.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 20 December 2007 - 06:45 PM

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY-FUCK!

That gives me the creeps. Put a damn warning in the title. Sheesh.
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#5 Kirk

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Posted 20 December 2007 - 06:48 PM

Certain spiders carry their young on their back,
if you decide to stomp them, don't change your mind at the last moment because you're bare foot and tripping and end up just tapping them with your foot;
They explode into a circular spreading blot of crawling inertia.
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#6 Nymphadora

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Posted 20 December 2007 - 06:53 PM

This severe arachnophobic thanks you for that mental image.
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#7 mthuilli

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 12:07 AM

What's the size of this thing?

#8 Crosby

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 12:21 AM

Id' guess about the size of a spider.

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#9 absinthist

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 01:26 AM

Butt does Matter matter?
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


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#10 jaded prol

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 04:03 AM

Matter is energy,

also a lousy distillery.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

#11 absinthist

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 04:44 AM

Energy put into profit and tradition's killin'.

Edited by absinthist, 21 December 2007 - 04:48 AM.

"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

#12 Louched Liver

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Posted 23 December 2007 - 09:17 AM

My sphincter tightened.
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#13 Louched Liver

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Posted 23 December 2007 - 09:17 AM

Finally.
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#14 Nymphadora

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Posted 23 December 2007 - 10:21 AM

Huh......and here I thought you were already an uptight asshole.
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#15 Louched Liver

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Posted 23 December 2007 - 10:39 AM

Wanna find out next month?
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#16 Nymphadora

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 02:39 PM

I've got a couch ready for you.
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#17 Louched Liver

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 02:40 PM

It'd help my
plans if I knew
where the fuck
you lived other
than somewhere
in the South.
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#18 Nymphadora

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 02:42 PM

I'll PM you. Be warned, there is nothing to do here besides look at roadkill.
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#19 Louched Liver

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 03:05 PM

And that's different
from Tally how?
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#20 Nymphadora

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Posted 25 December 2007 - 11:57 AM

You should be roadkill free in gator country.
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#21 Louched Liver

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Posted 25 December 2007 - 12:05 PM

Guess they don't
eat armored dildoes.
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#22 Crosby

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 08:38 AM

I can see why ARP would like this thread.
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Posted 14 November 2009 - 07:20 PM

ARP can have it.
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