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#1 Crosby

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 11:12 PM

...the Liver?

Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting

From Associated Press
July 25, 2008 10:41 PM EDT
MILWAUKEE - A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She said he was intoxicated.

Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.

A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday morning
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#2 Bognoz

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 12:05 AM

You thing the Liver
is Keith's Lawn Boy?
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 12:07 AM

Woodn't they give him a medal for
preserving the peace, in that case?
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#4 TheGreenOne

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:27 AM

Liver?

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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