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Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:04 AM

Butt, it seems not to be the case.

Man Has Inflatable Threesome In Parked Car, Gets Arrested

Here’s a curly one for y’all. Six days ago, 51 year-old George Bartusek pulled his Lincoln Town Car into the car park at a shopping centre in Florida, produced two blow-up dolls and then attempted to fornicate with them.

We say “attempted”, because it wasn’t long before the people parked next to him began to protest.

After politely refusing to stop his simulated intercourse, Bartusek then continued to “aggressively kiss” the dolls and fondle their synthetic nether-regions until a police officer arrived and put a stop to all the fun arrested him. Bartusek’s excuse? He was merely there to buy clothes for his dolls from the local Target.

The moral of this story: if you’re seeking a little automotive-flavoured hanky-panky with your inflatable girlfriend, it’s perhaps not the best idea to park where everyone can see you two gettin’ hot and squeaky. The driveway of your nearest mental health facilty would be a far better venue.

[The Smoking Gun, via Jalopnik]

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