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#1 jaded prol

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 10:01 AM

Step back from your computer and put your cell phone down! You maybe be suffering from an obsessive mental disorder.

On the other hand, coming here is indicative of an even worse one.


And if your reading this in Poland -- well it's too late.
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#2 Bognoz

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 10:44 AM

I already got a pm asking
if I thought this was a problem.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 11:37 AM

And if your reading this in Poland -- well it's too late.

Just half past 8 pm. I check fora in the morning or in the evening, I have a vibe in the celly and I answer it when it is really urgent. If I am outta net fer 3 days (while in warsaw) I usually find up 10 mails in my inbox, so not much, I believe. If I agree wholeheartedly agree that iffen here, in Poland, there are people who cannot live without their laptop, celly, e-mail checking, chat-partakin', what not. The longest time I have had the net on it was 14 hrs, butt I was cummin' to it from time to time, mainly it was on fer the purpose of movies-downloadin'.

Edited by absinthist, 26 March 2008 - 11:43 AM.

"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


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#4 jaded prol

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 12:31 PM

The evidence is that you are still spending too much time online.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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#5 absinthist

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 12:43 PM

Today it is just 2 hours 48 mins and 35 secs. How much is too much then, when it is so little?
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


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Posted 26 March 2008 - 07:37 PM

The evidence is that you are still spending too much time online.

Like he needs to spend that time drinking.
They're to keep out witches!

#7 absinthist

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 02:33 AM

There is always a good excuse fer both.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


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#8 Bognoz

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 02:51 AM

Who'd believe it?

Tits rational
-izing?
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#9 absinthist

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 02:57 AM

Yup, I know, sign of Apocalypse.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 04:43 AM

Today it is just 2 hours 48 mins and 35 secs


It's still early.
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#11 Louched Liver

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 05:45 AM

And it's way too much
if there's time for him
post here.
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#12 absinthist

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 05:53 AM

There shall be always time fer postin' especially here.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 06:06 AM

especially
espexially
expedtially
edspedxally
speddeshly
speciously
xpedixilly
sspoiulllyx
peedbedfully
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#14 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 March 2008 - 06:31 AM

Sadly.
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 06:34 AM

Ah, it makes the kid
happy.

Just don't
let 'im offer you his
pickle.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#16 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 March 2008 - 06:36 AM

Pre-browned pikkles
are a turn off for me.
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 06:38 AM

Brown yr own.
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#18 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 March 2008 - 06:39 AM

I, sir, am not a circus act.
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 06:39 AM

His oven's on 24/7
for picklin' fun.
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 06:39 AM

Oh, w/some else...
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Posted 30 March 2008 - 07:17 AM

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#22 jaded prol

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 07:40 AM

Whothefuck is Tart Bobette?


Hyramtown refugee or puppet?
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Posted 30 March 2008 - 09:18 AM

Jus' another soul lookin' fer a site that doesn't shill its owns swill.
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Posted 30 March 2008 - 09:27 AM

We're too busy drinkin' to shill.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

#25 absinthist

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 11:09 AM

When ya shill, ya do too much maths (what is highly overrated) and that prevents ya from drinkin'.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


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Posted 31 March 2008 - 03:37 AM

(what is highly overrated)

I don't know, what?
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 03:38 AM

Maths, of course.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 03:40 AM

That doesn't add up.
They're to keep out witches!

#29 absinthist

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 03:44 AM

Just as OC's decimal explanations to back up his reviews' scores.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:55 AM

That doesn't add up.



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Posted 11 April 2008 - 01:58 PM

Need energy? Drink Pussy.

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 10:06 PM

um, after drinking a drink named such, I am concerned that I could likely spend the next few hours picking dark and curlies from my teeth an coughing them from the back of my throat. Maybe they should advertise how the drink really looks when you get it off the shelf...

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Posted 18 April 2008 - 06:16 AM

A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length, and the
Absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000 a month, plus living expenses.

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 04:45 PM

Our school had our prom this weekend. The student council, based on popular vote, arranged for the prom to be held at the racing museum in Talledega.

This shit is surreal. I keep expecting Nicholas Cage to walk in with a 'panty on his head' and ask me for a box of Huggies.
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Posted 22 April 2008 - 03:39 AM

My wife just sent me this:

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 06:34 AM

That she needed to email to you should be a clue.

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 05:25 AM

Alleged penis-snatchers spark panic in Congo

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.


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Edited by G&C, 24 April 2008 - 05:27 AM.

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 05:53 AM

Is that how Dinky became dinky?

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 07:32 AM

That was genetics
and friction.
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 07:57 AM

I call it Irish Magic.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:14 AM

An inspired photographer.


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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:40 AM

Mr. Krueger?
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 06:49 AM

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. When he questioned her as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! Please, go away and leave me alone." A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now familiar buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She cautiously entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV with the vibrator next to him buzzing like crazy. The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing?!" The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."

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Posted 29 May 2008 - 08:00 PM

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes , it is.'
Boy - 'I have a baseball.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '$150.'
Man - 'Sold.'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the?boy and the lover are in the c loset together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a Wilson infielder's glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy - '$350.'
Man - 'Highway robbery. Sold.'

A few days later , the father says to the boy , 'Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and my glove.' The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' The boy says , '$500.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed.' They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now

Edited by G&C, 29 May 2008 - 08:01 PM.

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Posted 29 May 2008 - 10:07 PM

:BL:

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Posted 29 May 2008 - 10:13 PM

Ditto!
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Posted 30 May 2008 - 12:05 AM

Woodn't a priest have expected to get
his hands on the boy's bat, as well?
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 08:44 AM

Ronnie Wood wants your dwarves

Ronnie Wood wants dwarfs at daughter Leah's wedding
Last Updated: 12:33PM BST 05/06/2008

The Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood is recruiting five dwarfs to perform at
the wedding of his daughter Leah.

The rock star, 61, want actors dressed as "mischievous, giggling
little imps" to play pranks on guests such as snatching the women's
hats.

"They're working on a theme based on the character of Puck - the
cheeky sprite from Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream," a wedding
source told The Sun newspaper.

Miss Wood, a 29-year-old model who also sings in a rock band, is
marrying Jack MacDonald, a television producer and her boyfriend of 11
years, on June 21 - the day of summer solstice.

The couple, who share a home in London, got engaged during a family
holiday in Kenya in January last year.

The dwarves will be expected to sign confidentiality contracts banning
them from disclosing the antics of the celebrity guests.

The supermodel Kate Moss, 34, and the Rolling Stone Mick Jagger's
model daughter Lizzie, 24, are expected to attend.

The Rolling Stones will also play during the celebration at Wood's
mansion in Kingston-on-Thames, Surrey.

A spokesman for Wood confirmed that dwarves were "one of the ideas
that's been discussed".

He added: "We want to keep back a few surprises for guests.

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 08:52 AM

Kewel, Betty can get a gig as one of the "surprises".
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 10:31 AM

Damn, Cros, yr
fucking evil.
The groom cd be
rendered impotent
from such a sight.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 02:29 PM

Feelings

:CG:
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Posted 08 June 2008 - 05:18 PM

Poor bastards.
They're to keep out witches!

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 10:57 AM

:CG:
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 12:30 PM

So close they were.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 09:09 PM

So close you cd almost
taste 'em, huh?
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#56 absinthist

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 11:38 AM

Since ya felt abhorrence...
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


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Posted 12 June 2008 - 09:31 PM

The McCain version says "OLD BUT Not Expired."

According to the Web site, McCain condoms "are battle tested, strong and durable, for those occasions when you just need to switch your position!"

While the company can't guarantee the condoms are 100 percent effective, it says it's certain "that without wearing one, there's likely to be an Obama-Mama in your future."


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Posted 26 June 2008 - 06:23 PM

TMZ: Verne 'Mini-me' Troyer has a sex tape
By Julie Gordon
5:56 PM EDT, June 25, 2008

The newest celeb to join the ranks of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian
is none other than Verne Troyer.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the man who plays Mini Me has a sex tape,
according to TMZ.com.

Though the site just shows a G-rated snippet, the tape apparently
shows Troyer getting down and dirty with his girlfriend at the pair's
apartment.

A third party allegedly got hold of the tape and a $100,000
distribution deal with SugarDVD is being entertained, TMZ writes.

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 06:54 PM

:woo:
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 07:58 PM

You can see a preview of Beetlejuice for free.

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Posted 27 June 2008 - 07:15 AM

It's a very short video...



(sorry).
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 27 June 2008 - 09:23 AM

You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget

-- In Bruges

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Posted 27 June 2008 - 11:14 AM

http://www.metacafe....n_surreal_life/
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Posted 03 July 2008 - 02:16 PM

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 08:54 AM

Bill O'Reilly Flips Out
"Life is tough; it's tougher when you're stupid."

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:02 AM

I've got the house for you:

http://www.telegraph...P=EMC-expat2008

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:10 AM

Grape Stomp
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 10:40 AM

:BL:

And that so "intelligent" conversation thereafter:

"I think she is actually hurt.

No, I think she is."
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:33 PM

She didn't give consent. Here.
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 01:09 PM

Grunke, Grunke,
and Radke.

The noises
they made.
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 05:03 PM

Geez - another reason I don't want to die - if I wanted to have sex the state wouldn't let me anymore! The law just never ever leaves you alone.

Edited by Amber von Doom, 10 July 2008 - 05:04 PM.

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 04:36 AM

Just keep that stuff underground, the gov never needs to know.

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 03:25 PM

She didn't give consent. Here.


That's obvious. If she didn't want to be left alone, she'd have chosen a concrete vault that was easier to pry open.

I'm sure Amber von Doom's grave will have suitable indicators.

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Posted 19 July 2008 - 08:42 PM

HArrrrr!
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 09:27 PM

Five bucks says that's Spongebob.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 03:09 PM

Do they still print Mad Magazine?
Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

#83 Nymphadora

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 11:27 AM

Yep, and the red-headed step child, "Cracked".

Bought an issue and taught my chilluns 'satire'. They got the concept quicker from that than Mark Twain. Still did the Twain, though. The babes don't appreciate the classics until they get older.
I'm influencing your children.

#84 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 12:46 PM

True, those were some good movies.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

#85 Rimbaud

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 12:49 PM

Wacky Packages!

Ohmotherfuckingsnap!

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 01:36 PM

Still did the Twain, though.

Kinda wish I could say the same...
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It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

#87 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 08:13 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 08:32 AM

Indeed!

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 09:20 AM

Let me roll my tongue back up from the floor.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 05:48 AM

A Russian and Polish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic

gold medal. Before the final match, the Polish wrestler's trainer came

to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this

Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.

Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does,

you're finished.'


As the match started, the wrestlers circled each other several

times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian

lunged forward, grabbing the Pole and wrapping him up in the

dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd

and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.

He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a long,

high pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised

his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His

back hit the mat with a thud and the Pole collapsed on top of him,

making the pin and winning the match.


The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he

asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it

before!' The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he

got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw

this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose

so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit

those babies just as hard as I could.'


The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'

'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own

nuts. :CG:

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 06:05 AM

...


Is the "Hiram" original, or photoshopped in by WBT?

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:47 PM

Original. He's not worth the effort to photoshop.

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 05:56 PM

Nothing could raise
the guffaws
the original does.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#94 Bognoz

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 05:59 PM

Sorry, misspelled,
"hacking, horking,
utterly stomach upsetting
diarrheal nonsense"
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#95 Bognoz

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 05:59 PM

Come to think of it,
reminds me of
Boggy Joose, too.
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Posted 30 August 2008 - 09:15 PM

PENIS CANDY FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!!

Yes, now your tween girls can chew on these FANTASTIC light flesh-toned penis gummy candies JUST LIKE HANNAH MONTANAH!!!

Oh wait - they are guitars and microphones?

Really??

I've never in my life seen a guitar or a microphone that color.

I must just be a pervert or something. Now I feel bad and dirty.



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and if some one asks her
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i don't know...
and she says, there's no destination on this spiral highway

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Posted 31 August 2008 - 12:01 AM

More pink meat. :CG:
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Posted 09 September 2008 - 01:48 PM

Imagine seeing a dildo not in Washington DC.

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 01:49 PM

I thought you were taking about the reporter until the dude with the box walked out.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 02:20 PM

Imagine seeing a dildo not in Washington DC.

You have a sick mind. It's obviously just a supersized guitar and microphone candy.

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Posted Image
"Life is tough; it's tougher when you're stupid."

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 08:45 PM

Jesus is my friend!
"If you've got to be anything, be an alcoholic" - C. Bukowski

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 06:29 PM

The Spirit of Truth
"Life is tough; it's tougher when you're stupid."

#108 Crosby

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Posted 27 September 2008 - 05:02 PM

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C'est ma santé

“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”


#109 absinthist

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 10:25 AM

http://video.yahoo.c...00086?v=3510825
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli




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