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#1 Crosby

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 06:52 PM

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#2 Crosby

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 06:55 PM

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#3 Bognoz

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 08:59 PM

What aboot the part where she
shows you how she can
deep-throat a banana?
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 02:26 AM

I always try to make sure to never have bananas on hand.
hrm, what else can we use instead?

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 04:02 AM

Don't you mean you try
never to get caught with
yr hands on yr banana?
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#6 Bognoz

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 04:03 AM

And it's never
worked yet.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#7 Rho

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 04:18 AM

it needs suport!

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 05:06 AM

Support? Aren't you
officially brain dead.

Only too happy
to pull the plug.

Edited by Bognoz, 05 June 2008 - 05:07 AM.

Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#9 Bognoz

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 05:07 AM

It's your shift key
and spell-check
that need support.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 05:27 AM

I understand, and will begin the rigors I use while posting elsewhere. I do not spell well, but, in this modern age find ways around that problem. I know how to use both the shift and caps lock keys, and will.

Edited by Rho, 05 June 2008 - 05:27 AM.


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Posted 06 June 2008 - 07:05 AM

If you have enough sense to learn from your mistakes and take criticism, you are smarter than 99% of us.

We're too stupid, too drunk, or both.

But welcome to the fuckin' short bus anyway...

#12 A.B. Normal

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:39 PM

Tsk tsk, Cros.
I could condense that to one easy step.

Be at the bar at 3:00 AM.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

#13 Crosby

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 11:48 PM

:wink: My kinda girl! :blbl:
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Posted 09 June 2008 - 11:48 PM

Advice for Loungers meeting Abby for the first time:

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 04:30 AM

Monkey plucking a peach.

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 10:53 PM

Wha?!

No... Abby is um, classy. Right up there with Cele...

Shit. You know I loves ya'!

:)

Peace guys and gilles.

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 05:33 PM

She's classy... in her own way.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 01:17 PM

Lemme tell you ‘bout classy.

Classy is coming into your pub
to find your visiting drunken Limey boyfriend
(who has incidentally given you some sort of English Bird Flu)
sitting between his Thai-hooker-lovin’ best friend
and an aging, horse-faced stripper
who’s touching him inappropriately
because she’s hammered since
getting side-tracked on the way to her AA meeting
imposed by the courts after 5 DUIs
while the aforementioned boys are snapping photos
every time said stripper whips out one of her fake tits,
ass cheeks, or diseased and sagging twat
and all the while the boys are asking if you’ll make out with her
but all you can think about is how she just told you
some guy paid her $180 to piss in a wine glass so he could drink it
and now you’re questioning the wisdom of ordering that pinot grigio.

That’s fuckin’ classy.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 03:02 PM

Some things should stay in Vegas.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:48 AM

Butt, I'm sure it would make CG wet.
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 07:11 AM

As long as you requested a clean wine glass...you should be fine! :DANNYBOY:
The man let the water trickle gently into his glass and as the green clouded, a mist fell from his mind. Then, he drank opaline.

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 07:38 AM

Did it look like this?
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Edited by Absinthe_1900, 07 November 2008 - 07:40 AM.

Remember, an armed TXLF is a polite TXLF

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 10:27 AM

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