

teh hottnessss!
#1
Posted 13 July 2006 - 06:55 AM

#2
Posted 13 July 2006 - 07:07 AM

#4
Posted 14 July 2006 - 04:56 AM

#5
Posted 14 July 2006 - 06:50 AM
thought Jebus was a dick.
#6
Posted 14 July 2006 - 07:07 AM
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#7
Posted 14 July 2006 - 07:20 AM
You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.
#8
Posted 16 July 2006 - 04:45 PM
#9
Posted 17 July 2006 - 07:03 AM

#10
Posted 17 July 2006 - 07:52 AM

#11
Posted 17 July 2006 - 08:20 AM
#12
Posted 17 July 2006 - 11:50 AM

#13
Posted 19 July 2006 - 05:00 AM

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Posted 19 July 2006 - 05:03 AM

#15
Posted 19 July 2006 - 06:16 AM
#16
Posted 24 July 2006 - 12:23 PM
#17
Posted 24 July 2006 - 12:23 PM

#18
Posted 24 July 2006 - 12:32 PM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#19
Posted 24 July 2006 - 03:37 PM
#20
Posted 27 July 2006 - 05:29 PM
Valley fo' real before.
#21
Posted 27 July 2006 - 05:29 PM
#22
Posted 28 July 2006 - 05:53 AM

#23
Posted 28 July 2006 - 08:26 AM
mushroom and get
smaller. Go ask Alice.
#24
Posted 28 July 2006 - 09:46 AM
#25
Posted 28 July 2006 - 09:48 AM
#26
Posted 28 July 2006 - 12:28 PM
#27
Posted 28 July 2006 - 12:29 PM
#28
Posted 28 July 2006 - 01:43 PM
Edited by mthuilli, 28 July 2006 - 01:58 PM.
#29
Posted 31 July 2006 - 01:33 PM

#30
Posted 01 August 2006 - 05:24 AM
oh, and:

#31
Posted 01 August 2006 - 05:46 AM

#32
Posted 01 August 2006 - 11:31 AM

#33
Posted 04 August 2006 - 05:09 AM
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Posted 04 August 2006 - 05:11 AM

#35
Posted 08 August 2006 - 06:53 AM

#36
Posted 08 August 2006 - 01:44 PM
#37
Posted 08 August 2006 - 01:45 PM
yeah, i hate it when they shave their balls too.
On a 'cuz you can't floss afters?
#38
Posted 08 August 2006 - 02:41 PM

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.
#39
Posted 08 August 2006 - 05:19 PM
#40
Posted 09 August 2006 - 06:16 AM
of Massengill.
#41
Posted 14 August 2006 - 08:39 AM
This just showed up in my email this morning.
Insert appropriate DG or Apecunt joke here...
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#42
Posted 14 August 2006 - 12:04 PM
face in the mirror on
your ass?
Didn't know you were
a contortionist, except
when it comes to reality.
#43
Posted 14 August 2006 - 12:14 PM
#44
Posted 15 August 2006 - 01:35 PM

#45
Posted 15 August 2006 - 03:31 PM
This is what I have to look forward to after running around naked outdoors all these years. . .
I need a betterer moisturizer. . .
#46
Posted 15 August 2006 - 04:28 PM
#47
Posted 15 August 2006 - 04:38 PM
#48
Posted 15 August 2006 - 07:34 PM
I need to get my leather jacket cleaned before the fall.
#49
Posted 17 August 2006 - 08:29 PM
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#50
Posted 17 August 2006 - 08:30 PM
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#51
Posted 18 August 2006 - 06:45 AM
#52
Posted 18 August 2006 - 07:33 AM
#53
Posted 18 August 2006 - 07:37 AM
#54
Posted 18 August 2006 - 07:37 AM
#55
Posted 18 August 2006 - 07:38 AM
make us both happy.
#56
Posted 18 August 2006 - 08:21 AM
You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.
#57
Posted 18 August 2006 - 09:36 AM
judging?
#58
Posted 24 August 2006 - 04:52 PM

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#59
Posted 24 August 2006 - 07:06 PM
#60
Posted 28 August 2006 - 11:58 AM
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#61
Posted 28 August 2006 - 05:39 PM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#62
Posted 28 August 2006 - 05:58 PM
#63
Posted 28 August 2006 - 06:34 PM
Sorry little brother,
your on your own!
Edited by G&C, 28 August 2006 - 06:37 PM.
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#64
Posted 28 August 2006 - 06:34 PM
Edited by G&C, 28 August 2006 - 06:36 PM.
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#65
Posted 28 August 2006 - 06:34 PM
Edited by G&C, 28 August 2006 - 06:36 PM.
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#66
Posted 30 November 2006 - 11:24 AM
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shuck and jive is an important skill
I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.
#67
Posted 01 December 2006 - 05:47 PM
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#68
Posted 01 December 2006 - 05:47 PM
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#69
Posted 01 December 2006 - 05:49 PM
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#70
Posted 12 December 2006 - 02:03 PM
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#71
Posted 14 December 2006 - 03:01 PM
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#72
Posted 14 December 2006 - 11:46 PM

#73
Posted 20 December 2006 - 03:30 PM
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#74
Posted 20 December 2006 - 03:31 PM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#75
Posted 23 March 2007 - 11:56 AM
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#76
Posted 23 March 2007 - 01:05 PM
#77
Posted 23 March 2007 - 01:20 PM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#78
Posted 23 March 2007 - 02:38 PM
You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.
#79
Posted 23 March 2007 - 03:13 PM
I'm sure you look better in them.
And my breasts are cleanly shaved.
#80
Posted 23 March 2007 - 03:22 PM
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#81
Posted 23 March 2007 - 04:21 PM
#82
Posted 23 March 2007 - 04:25 PM
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#83
Posted 26 March 2007 - 02:32 PM
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#84
Posted 26 March 2007 - 03:04 PM
#85
Posted 26 March 2007 - 03:14 PM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#86
Posted 26 March 2007 - 10:59 PM

#87
Posted 27 March 2007 - 12:13 AM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#88
Posted 27 March 2007 - 03:34 AM
and Wolfgang's offspring.
#89
Posted 27 March 2007 - 08:15 AM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#90
Posted 09 August 2007 - 07:45 PM
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#91
Posted 10 August 2007 - 04:57 AM
.
#92
Posted 10 August 2007 - 05:16 AM
be on the drier
w/it running and
full of empty
Moonman bottles.
#93
Posted 12 August 2007 - 07:57 PM
Cros, how many tranny porn sites do you subscribe to?!
All of them?
All your post are belong to me!
#94
Posted 21 November 2007 - 08:02 PM

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#95
Posted 21 November 2007 - 10:35 PM
prison-bitch look.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#96
Posted 22 November 2007 - 01:00 AM
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#97
Posted 22 November 2007 - 11:00 AM
#98
Posted 22 November 2007 - 11:49 AM
taught you in A-town?
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#99
Posted 22 November 2007 - 12:01 PM
#100
Posted 24 November 2007 - 12:40 AM
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#101
Posted 24 November 2007 - 01:35 AM
makes me wanna.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#102
Posted 24 November 2007 - 01:36 AM
wonder if there's a twin somewhere.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#103
Posted 24 November 2007 - 07:35 AM
#104
Posted 24 November 2007 - 12:53 PM
Always betterer.
Don't need to knock.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#105
Posted 24 November 2007 - 01:21 PM
#106
Posted 24 November 2007 - 03:13 PM
pick up the soap.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#107
Posted 24 November 2007 - 04:20 PM
Listerine.
#108
Posted 08 May 2008 - 01:55 PM

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#109
Posted 08 May 2008 - 02:23 PM
#110
Posted 08 May 2008 - 04:52 PM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#111
Posted 08 May 2008 - 06:48 PM
Who's picture do you think that is?Have you visited your psychologist recently Cros'?
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#112
Posted 06 June 2008 - 02:14 PM
World's Largest Fake Breasts Record Has Been Set
A stripper has broken the record for the world’s largest fake breasts – thanks to a dangerous medical technique that is banned in Britain.
Maxi Mounds’s 36MM bust was accepted by Guinness World Records in a new World's Largest Augmented Breasts category, after years of lobbying by the entertainer.
Each of her breasts weighs 20 pounds – and they are still growing, thanks to the controversial "polypropylene string" treatment that created them.
Unimpressed by the results of standard silicone implants, Ms Mounds had plastic string inserted into her breasts in 2000.
The implant irritates the breast, causing the release of body fluids that inflate the area still further.
The procedure – which was only really popular among adult entertainers and sex workers – has since been banned in Britain and the United States due to concerns about its safety.
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shuck and jive is an important skill
I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.
#113
Posted 06 June 2008 - 02:40 PM
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#114
Posted 06 June 2008 - 05:28 PM
It keeps your eyes off her mug.
While that is awful, I am not in awe.
#115
Posted 09 June 2008 - 09:24 AM
#116
Posted 01 October 2008 - 09:14 AM
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#117
Posted 01 October 2008 - 09:16 AM
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#118
Posted 01 October 2008 - 10:20 AM
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#119
Posted 02 October 2008 - 11:28 AM
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#120
Posted 24 October 2008 - 10:19 PM
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#121
Posted 24 October 2008 - 10:50 PM
http://www.absintheherbs.com
#122
Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:12 PM
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#123
Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:14 PM
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#124
Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:14 PM
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#125
Posted 30 November 2008 - 12:16 PM
#126
Posted 30 November 2008 - 06:35 PM

“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#127
Posted 01 December 2008 - 12:58 AM
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#128
Posted 01 December 2008 - 01:34 AM
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"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"
N. Machiavelli
#129
Posted 01 December 2008 - 01:36 AM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#130
Posted 11 December 2008 - 10:08 PM

#131
Posted 11 December 2008 - 10:10 PM

#132
Posted 11 December 2008 - 10:13 PM

Looks like someone PTFA'd to all the branches on the Ugly As Fuck Tree™ on the way down.
#133
Posted 12 December 2008 - 11:12 PM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#134
Posted 17 December 2008 - 08:24 AM
#135
Posted 04 February 2009 - 07:59 AM
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shuck and jive is an important skill
I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.
#136
Posted 04 February 2009 - 08:13 AM
.
#137
Posted 04 February 2009 - 08:25 AM
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shuck and jive is an important skill
I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.
#138
Posted 04 February 2009 - 08:43 AM
#139
Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:39 AM
Wow, The
Imperial WizardGrand Draggin' really likes 'em pneumatic!

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#140
Posted 04 February 2009 - 01:17 PM
pop.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#141
Posted 21 February 2009 - 09:59 AM
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#142
Posted 21 February 2009 - 10:00 AM
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#143
Posted 21 February 2009 - 10:35 AM
Ceeg?
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#144
Posted 21 February 2009 - 11:58 PM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#145
Posted 23 February 2009 - 07:01 PM
It prolly always looked like the "after" pic.
Beer goggles are evil.
#146
Posted 23 February 2009 - 11:40 PM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#147
Posted 09 March 2009 - 11:15 PM

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#148
Posted 31 May 2009 - 12:32 PM
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#149
Posted 07 June 2009 - 06:21 PM
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#150
Posted 07 June 2009 - 06:25 PM
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#151
Posted 07 June 2009 - 07:17 PM
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#152
Posted 07 June 2009 - 07:18 PM
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#153
Posted 11 October 2010 - 10:31 AM
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#154
Posted 23 March 2011 - 04:12 PM
#155
Posted 23 March 2011 - 04:57 PM
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

#156
Posted 23 March 2011 - 05:49 PM
See what happens when you drink booze with thujones in it.
Yea that one picture looks like someone has a brain on their ass
#157
Posted 23 March 2011 - 06:49 PM
Pinned in The Public Eye is the FAQ.
Please read it.
Thanks,
Abby
#158
Posted 23 March 2011 - 07:29 PM
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#159
Posted 23 March 2011 - 10:03 PM
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#160
Posted 24 March 2011 - 03:29 AM
#161
Posted 24 March 2011 - 04:16 AM
whether you offended or not.
We're very egalitarian that way.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#162
Posted 24 March 2011 - 04:38 AM
#163
Posted 24 March 2011 - 05:00 AM
Read the faq.
You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.
#164
Posted 24 March 2011 - 05:38 AM
Edited by solaris54, 24 March 2011 - 05:38 AM.
#165
Posted 24 March 2011 - 06:37 AM
and took a big, healthy xit right on
the floor at the end of our bar.
Not so terribly pleasant, butt
it's happened before. Some of us
found the comic relief amusing even.
Others took yr mother into a back room.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#166
Posted 24 March 2011 - 06:40 AM
Besides, yr mother seems to be enjoying it.
Stop snivelling.
Wipe yr soiledarse.
Move on.
Amuse us some more.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#167
Posted 24 March 2011 - 06:43 AM
The same joke
like the same sad comment
is never funny twice.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#168
Posted 24 March 2011 - 06:44 AM
on the other hand, well,
the wetter the better.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#169
Posted 24 March 2011 - 08:45 AM
#170
Posted 24 March 2011 - 08:50 AM
resourceful.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#171
Posted 24 March 2011 - 07:07 PM
#172
Posted 24 March 2011 - 11:28 PM
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#173
Posted 25 March 2011 - 06:28 AM
'Im [sic] sorry again that everyone is so sensitive and easily offended.
You bet.
#174
Posted 25 March 2011 - 10:50 AM
'Im [sic] sorry again that everyone is so sensitive and easily offended.
You bet.
Actually............NOT!!!
#175
Posted 25 March 2011 - 10:58 AM
http://www.absintheherbs.com
#176
Posted 25 March 2011 - 02:00 PM
Actually............NOT!!!
You surely go to great lengths to prove you can't get a clue.
#177
Posted 25 March 2011 - 04:21 PM
damn your member #4!!!! Who is member #1...........
Edited by solaris54, 25 March 2011 - 04:24 PM.
#178
Posted 25 March 2011 - 05:23 PM
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#179
Posted 27 March 2011 - 10:41 AM
#180
Posted 27 March 2011 - 10:54 AM
"one inch"
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#181
Posted 27 March 2011 - 11:13 AM
not
u.
#182
Posted 27 March 2011 - 11:17 AM
It's always about you.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#183
Posted 27 March 2011 - 12:42 PM
Edited by absinthist, 27 March 2011 - 01:15 PM.
"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"
N. Machiavelli
#184
Posted 27 March 2011 - 01:50 PM
it's never about you.
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#185
Posted 27 March 2011 - 02:12 PM
#186
Posted 27 March 2011 - 04:28 PM
Or this one.
Or the next one.
End of story™.
#187
Posted 27 March 2011 - 04:30 PM
Tansy lingers.
#188
Posted 27 March 2011 - 05:36 PM
Or, in this case, zloty.
#189
Posted 27 March 2011 - 07:02 PM
Just sayin'...
#190
Posted 27 March 2011 - 07:30 PM
Just sayin'...
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#191
Posted 27 March 2011 - 07:47 PM
lick 'em.
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#192
Posted 28 March 2011 - 03:24 AM
You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.
#193
Posted 28 March 2011 - 05:33 AM
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#194
Posted 28 March 2011 - 10:20 AM
#195
Posted 28 March 2011 - 11:21 AM
"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015
#196
Posted 28 March 2011 - 11:29 AM
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.
#197
Posted 28 March 2011 - 11:37 AM