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#1 CelticGent

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 06:55 AM

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 07:07 AM

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 04:55 AM

go fuck yourself.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 04:56 AM

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 06:50 AM

I've pretty much always
thought Jebus was a dick.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 07:07 AM

Or:

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 07:20 AM

Just a minute!

Edited by jaded prol, 14 July 2006 - 07:26 AM.

Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 04:45 PM

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#9 CelticGent

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 07:03 AM

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 07:52 AM

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 08:20 AM

Bitches...
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Posted 17 July 2006 - 11:50 AM

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Posted 19 July 2006 - 05:00 AM

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#14 CelticGent

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Posted 19 July 2006 - 05:03 AM

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#15 Louched Liver

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Posted 19 July 2006 - 06:16 AM

Which one is you again?
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#16 CelticGent

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Posted 24 July 2006 - 12:23 PM

i'm the guy standing out of the pool on the right drinking a beer. my abs look tasty.
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#17 CelticGent

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Posted 24 July 2006 - 12:23 PM

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Posted 24 July 2006 - 12:32 PM

Damn. :BL:
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Posted 24 July 2006 - 03:37 PM

Candidate for puppetry of the pun tang?
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#20 Louched Liver

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Posted 27 July 2006 - 05:29 PM

Never seen Hair Pie
Valley fo' real before.
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#21 Louched Liver

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Posted 27 July 2006 - 05:29 PM

Only heard rumours.
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#22 CelticGent

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Posted 28 July 2006 - 05:53 AM

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#23 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 July 2006 - 08:26 AM

She needs to eat that
mushroom and get
smaller. Go ask Alice.
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#24 Oscar

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Posted 28 July 2006 - 09:46 AM

No mushroom for her.
My Bologna has a first name Its OSCAR.

#25 CelticGent

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Posted 28 July 2006 - 09:48 AM

specially not my little purple-headed one.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 12:28 PM

That will make you hallucinate.
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#27 CelticGent

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Posted 28 July 2006 - 12:29 PM

no, but it might make you laugh at the size.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 01:43 PM

That's what I call a perfect string, thank you CG now I have to m... hmmm ... hmmm ... too late

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Posted 31 July 2006 - 01:33 PM

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Posted 01 August 2006 - 05:24 AM

yeah, i hate it when they shave their balls too.



oh, and:

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Posted 01 August 2006 - 05:46 AM

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Posted 01 August 2006 - 11:31 AM

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 05:09 AM

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 05:11 AM

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#35 CelticGent

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 06:53 AM

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 01:44 PM

I've had chicken wings smaller...
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#37 Louched Liver

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 01:45 PM

CG sez:
yeah, i hate it when they shave their balls too.

On a 'cuz you can't floss afters?
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#38 jaded prol

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 02:41 PM

Somehow I hear that last one saying "Feed Me."

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 05:19 PM

Get a rope & a flashlight, we found Grim.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 06:16 AM

GPS and a trail
of Massengill.
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Posted 14 August 2006 - 08:39 AM

I can't believe I'm posting a pic in this thread.
This just showed up in my email this morning.

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Posted 14 August 2006 - 12:04 PM

How'd you reflect your
face in the mirror on
your ass?

Didn't know you were
a contortionist, except
when it comes to reality.
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Posted 14 August 2006 - 12:14 PM

I prefer surreality, thanks.
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#44 Slackjaw

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 01:35 PM

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 03:31 PM

SPF WHAT??


This is what I have to look forward to after running around naked outdoors all these years. . .

I need a betterer moisturizer. . .
Boids. Dirty...disgusting...filthy...lice-ridden. Boids.

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 04:28 PM

She just uses butter, apparently...
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 04:38 PM

Looks like a tough old broad.
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#48 Grey Boy

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 07:34 PM

Reminds me,
I need to get my leather jacket cleaned before the fall.

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Posted 17 August 2006 - 08:29 PM

Mmmmmm, hello.

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Posted 17 August 2006 - 08:30 PM

And hello again...

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#51 Louched Liver

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Posted 18 August 2006 - 06:45 AM

That guy's a pussy.
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Posted 18 August 2006 - 07:33 AM

Lovely sarong.
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#53 Louched Liver

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Posted 18 August 2006 - 07:37 AM

The sarong remains the same.
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#54 Louched Liver

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Posted 18 August 2006 - 07:37 AM

Shut up, blow me and cook lunch.
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#55 Louched Liver

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Posted 18 August 2006 - 07:38 AM

Apparently that would
make us both happy.
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#56 jaded prol

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Posted 18 August 2006 - 08:21 AM

If you looked like "her" . . .
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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#57 Louched Liver

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Posted 18 August 2006 - 09:36 AM

Pond what are you
judging?
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 04:52 PM

:blbl:

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 07:06 PM

I miss CeeGee.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 28 August 2006 - 11:58 AM

And you thought YOUR life was bad....

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Posted 28 August 2006 - 05:39 PM

CeeGee?
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Posted 28 August 2006 - 05:58 PM

Bad? I woulda cut that fucker off a long time ago...
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Posted 28 August 2006 - 06:34 PM

Yep.

Sorry little brother,
your on your own!

Edited by G&C, 28 August 2006 - 06:37 PM.

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Posted 28 August 2006 - 06:34 PM

Damn!

Edited by G&C, 28 August 2006 - 06:36 PM.

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Posted 28 August 2006 - 06:34 PM

Even!

Edited by G&C, 28 August 2006 - 06:36 PM.

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 11:24 AM

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 05:47 PM

I miss CG thiiiiiiiiis much.

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Posted 14 December 2006 - 03:01 PM

I guess she's his biggest fan.

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Posted 14 December 2006 - 11:46 PM

:yes:

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Posted 20 December 2006 - 03:30 PM

A picture of Liver's long lost older brother:

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Posted 20 December 2006 - 03:31 PM

That sure looks like Emi standing behind him.
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Posted 23 March 2007 - 11:56 AM

:ROLL:

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 01:05 PM

I actually own a pair of those Pippi Longstocking leg warmers.
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Posted 23 March 2007 - 01:20 PM

I'm sure you look better in them.
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Posted 23 March 2007 - 02:38 PM

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 03:13 PM

I'm sure you look better in them.


And my breasts are cleanly shaved.
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Posted 23 March 2007 - 03:22 PM

I hope so.

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 04:21 PM

I left my armpit hair long enough for G&C to braid when next we meet.
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Posted 23 March 2007 - 04:25 PM

And here I just shaved mine.

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 02:32 PM

:bigun:

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 03:04 PM

Cros, how many tranny porn sites do you subscribe to?!
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 03:14 PM

My secret is out.
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#86 mthuilli

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 10:59 PM

Oh xit Cros', it's 9am here and I was about to drink another coffee with my croissant.

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 12:13 AM

Bon Appétit.
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Posted 27 March 2007 - 03:34 AM

Looks like Johnny Depp
and Wolfgang's offspring.
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Posted 27 March 2007 - 08:15 AM

Ha!
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 07:45 PM

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 04:57 AM

Are those Fluevogs...
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 05:16 AM

I'd've thought he'd
be on the drier
w/it running and
full of empty
Moonman bottles.
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Posted 12 August 2007 - 07:57 PM

Cros, how many tranny porn sites do you subscribe to?!



All of them?

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Posted 21 November 2007 - 08:02 PM

:woo:

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Posted 21 November 2007 - 10:35 PM

It's missing that authentic
prison-bitch look.
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Posted 22 November 2007 - 01:00 AM

Too much eyebrow.

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 11:00 AM

Not enough low brow.
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Posted 22 November 2007 - 11:49 AM

Is that what they
taught you in A-town?
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Posted 22 November 2007 - 12:01 PM

No, Rikers.
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Posted 24 November 2007 - 12:40 AM

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Posted 24 November 2007 - 01:35 AM

The cum hither look
makes me wanna.
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Posted 24 November 2007 - 01:36 AM

The mismatched bra makes me
wonder if there's a twin somewhere.
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Posted 24 November 2007 - 07:35 AM

On the flip side.
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Posted 24 November 2007 - 12:53 PM

You mean the back door?

Always betterer.
Don't need to knock.
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Posted 24 November 2007 - 01:21 PM

Just relax.
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Posted 24 November 2007 - 03:13 PM

Yeah, I know, and
pick up the soap.
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Posted 24 November 2007 - 04:20 PM

And some
Listerine.
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 01:55 PM

:NONO:

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 02:23 PM

Have you visited your psychologist recently Cros'?

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 04:52 PM

He's the one that got me shaving the sack.
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 06:48 PM

Have you visited your psychologist recently Cros'?

Who's picture do you think that is?

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 02:14 PM

World's Largest Fake Breasts Record Has Been Set

A stripper has broken the record for the world’s largest fake breasts – thanks to a dangerous medical technique that is banned in Britain.

Maxi Mounds’s 36MM bust was accepted by Guinness World Records in a new World's Largest Augmented Breasts category, after years of lobbying by the entertainer.

Each of her breasts weighs 20 pounds – and they are still growing, thanks to the controversial "polypropylene string" treatment that created them.
Unimpressed by the results of standard silicone implants, Ms Mounds had plastic string inserted into her breasts in 2000.

The implant irritates the breast, causing the release of body fluids that inflate the area still further.

The procedure – which was only really popular among adult entertainers and sex workers – has since been banned in Britain and the United States due to concerns about its safety.

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 02:40 PM

I bet she could put out an eye with one of those

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 05:28 PM

I've put mine out to stop lookin'.

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 09:24 AM

She needs to invest in a back support brace.
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 09:14 AM

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 09:16 AM

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 10:20 AM

Monkey?
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 11:28 AM

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 10:19 PM

I'd swear this is Wild Bill:

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 10:50 PM

He's wild, butt no one will pay the bill.
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:12 PM

This looks like one of those “just before the accident photos.

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#125 mthuilli

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 12:16 PM

I see you've subscribed to some new porn sites.

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 06:35 PM

You've got to pay to get this kinda stuff. :clap:
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 12:58 AM

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#128 absinthist

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 01:34 AM

Sumthin's wrong. Real wrong.

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 01:36 AM

Shouldn't that one go in the WS pictures thread?
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Posted 11 December 2008 - 10:08 PM

See Three Pee-You:

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Posted 11 December 2008 - 10:10 PM

"Go git me annuvver binannanna daquiri, bish."

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Posted 11 December 2008 - 10:13 PM

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Looks like someone PTFA'd to all the branches on the Ugly As Fuck Tree™ on the way down.

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 11:12 PM

Whwre the fuck have you been?
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 08:24 AM

Real Busy™.

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 07:59 AM

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 08:13 AM

That hurts to look at.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 08:43 AM

Wow, The Imperial Wizard Grand Draggin' really likes 'em pneumatic!
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:39 AM

Wow, The Imperial Wizard Grand Draggin' really likes 'em pneumatic!

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 01:17 PM

Bawoon porn makes me
pop.
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 09:59 AM

Before:

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Posted 21 February 2009 - 10:00 AM

After:

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Posted 21 February 2009 - 10:35 AM

Before and after
Ceeg?
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 11:58 PM

That wood be my guess.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 07:01 PM

Please.

It prolly always looked like the "after" pic.

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 11:40 PM

You'd know.
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Posted 09 March 2009 - 11:15 PM

:scared:

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 04:12 PM

This stuff is sick!!!
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Posted 23 March 2011 - 04:57 PM

See what happens when you drink booze with thujones in it.
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Posted 23 March 2011 - 05:49 PM

See what happens when you drink booze with thujones in it.


Yea that one picture looks like someone has a brain on their ass
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Posted 23 March 2011 - 06:49 PM

Hey new guy,
Pinned in The Public Eye is the FAQ.
Please read it.
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Posted 23 March 2011 - 07:29 PM

Did I forget to read something?

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 10:03 PM

I forgot there were mods here.
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 03:29 AM

Oh sorry if I offended anyone
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 04:16 AM

Oh, you'll be sorry
whether you offended or not.

We're very egalitarian that way.
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 04:38 AM

Big words too....I had to look that word up.
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 05:00 AM

Our delicate sensibilities are very easily offended, mostly by repeated stupid questions and wrong Tone .
Read the faq.
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 05:38 AM

Im sorry again that everyone is so sensitive and easily offended.

Edited by solaris54, 24 March 2011 - 05:38 AM.

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 06:37 AM

Look, soiledarse, you already came in
and took a big, healthy xit right on
the floor at the end of our bar.

Not so terribly pleasant, butt
it's happened before. Some of us
found the comic relief amusing even.

Others took yr mother into a back room.
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 06:40 AM

No one here is going to apologize for that.
Besides, yr mother seems to be enjoying it.

Stop snivelling.
Wipe yr soiledarse.
Move on.

Amuse us some more.
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 06:43 AM

Butt be aware. Very aware.

The same joke
like the same sad comment
is never funny twice.
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 06:44 AM

Sloppy seconds
on the other hand, well,
the wetter the better.
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 08:45 AM

Not too worried don't think they can get it up anyway............
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 08:50 AM

Yr mom is very
resourceful.
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 07:07 PM

Yes but not that resourceful..........she can't perform miracles.........
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 11:28 PM

Butt, we do thank her for the picture of you down in her basement, aka yer bedroom since highschool.

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 06:28 AM

Im [sic] sorry again that everyone is so sensitive and easily offended.

'

You bet.

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 10:50 AM

Im [sic] sorry again that everyone is so sensitive and easily offended.

'

You bet.



Actually............NOT!!!
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Posted 25 March 2011 - 10:58 AM

Don't quote the post above you.
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Posted 25 March 2011 - 02:00 PM

Actually............NOT!!!


You surely go to great lengths to prove you can't get a clue.

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 04:21 PM

right clueless

damn your member #4!!!! Who is member #1...........

Edited by solaris54, 25 March 2011 - 04:24 PM.

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 05:23 PM

...™

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 10:41 AM

I've got the #1 member:
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Posted 27 March 2011 - 10:54 AM

You misspelled
"one inch"
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Posted 27 March 2011 - 11:13 AM

It wuz about me
not
u.
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Posted 27 March 2011 - 11:17 AM

No xit.
It's always about you.
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Posted 27 March 2011 - 12:42 PM

'Tis all about me. He is a teetoteller.

Edited by absinthist, 27 March 2011 - 01:15 PM.

"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 01:50 PM

Actually,
it's never about you.

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 02:12 PM

Not even that post.
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Posted 27 March 2011 - 04:28 PM

Or that one.

Or this one.

Or the next one.

End of story™.
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Posted 27 March 2011 - 04:30 PM

Doubt it.
Tansy lingers.
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Posted 27 March 2011 - 05:36 PM

Like a bad penny.

Or, in this case, zloty.
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Posted 27 March 2011 - 07:02 PM

Ever notice how when you lick an asshole it tastes like a penny?









Just sayin'...
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Posted 27 March 2011 - 07:30 PM

I try to make it a point not to lick assholes.









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Posted 27 March 2011 - 07:47 PM

If you can't join 'em
lick 'em.
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Posted 28 March 2011 - 03:24 AM

A penny for your thoughts.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 05:33 AM

He'll lick it for a penny.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 10:20 AM

You and your xitty thoughts.
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Posted 28 March 2011 - 11:21 AM

Bad Penny!

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 11:29 AM

Noncents.
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#197 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 11:37 AM

Turd t'inkin'.
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