258 replies to this topic

[CelticGent]

[CelticGent]

[CelticGent]

go fuck yourself.

[CelticGent]

[Louched Liver]

I've pretty much always
thought Jebus was a dick.

[Crosby]

Or:

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[jaded prol]

Just a minute!

Edited by jaded prol, 14 July 2006 - 07:26 AM.

[Stroller]

Famous Freaks Gallery

[CelticGent]

[CelticGent]

[Louched Liver]

Bitches...

[CelticGent]

[CelticGent]

[CelticGent]

[Louched Liver]

Which one is you again?

[CelticGent]

i'm the guy standing out of the pool on the right drinking a beer. my abs look tasty.

[CelticGent]

[Crosby]

Damn.

[Stroller]

Candidate for puppetry of the pun tang?

[Louched Liver]

Never seen Hair Pie
Valley fo' real before.

[Louched Liver]

Only heard rumours.

[CelticGent]

[Louched Liver]

She needs to eat that
mushroom and get
smaller. Go ask Alice.

[Oscar]

No mushroom for her.

[CelticGent]

specially not my little purple-headed one.

[Oscar]

That will make you hallucinate.

[CelticGent]

no, but it might make you laugh at the size.

[mthuilli]

That's what I call a perfect string, thank you CG now I have to m... hmmm ... hmmm ... too late

Edited by mthuilli, 28 July 2006 - 01:58 PM.

[mthuilli]

[CelticGent]

yeah, i hate it when they shave their balls too.



oh, and:

[CelticGent]

[CelticGent]

[CelticGent]

[CelticGent]

[CelticGent]

[Louched Liver]

I've had chicken wings smaller...

[Louched Liver]

CG sez:
yeah, i hate it when they shave their balls too.

On a 'cuz you can't floss afters?

[jaded prol]

Somehow I hear that last one saying "Feed Me."

[Stroller]

Get a rope & a flashlight, we found Grim.

[Louched Liver]

GPS and a trail
of Massengill.

[A.B. Normal]

I can't believe I'm posting a pic in this thread.
This just showed up in my email this morning.

Insert appropriate DG or Apecunt joke here...

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[Louched Liver]

How'd you reflect your
face in the mirror on
your ass?

Didn't know you were
a contortionist, except
when it comes to reality.

[A.B. Normal]

I prefer surreality, thanks.

[Slackjaw]

[Saucier]

SPF WHAT??


This is what I have to look forward to after running around naked outdoors all these years. . .

I need a betterer moisturizer. . .

[Slackjaw]

She just uses butter, apparently...

[Stroller]

Looks like a tough old broad.

[Grey Boy]

Reminds me,
I need to get my leather jacket cleaned before the fall.

[A.B. Normal]

Mmmmmm, hello.

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[A.B. Normal]

And hello again...

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[Louched Liver]

That guy's a pussy.

[Saucier]

Lovely sarong.

[Louched Liver]

The sarong remains the same.

[Louched Liver]

Shut up, blow me and cook lunch.

[Louched Liver]

Apparently that would
make us both happy.

[jaded prol]

If you looked like "her" . . .

[Louched Liver]

Pond what are you
judging?

[Crosby]

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[greeneyes]

I miss CeeGee.

[DereksArt]

And you thought YOUR life was bad....

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[Crosby]

CeeGee?

[Slackjaw]

Bad? I woulda cut that fucker off a long time ago...

[G&C]

Yep.

Sorry little brother,
your on your own!

Edited by G&C, 28 August 2006 - 06:37 PM.

[G&C]

Damn!

Edited by G&C, 28 August 2006 - 06:36 PM.

[G&C]

Even!

Edited by G&C, 28 August 2006 - 06:36 PM.

[TheGreenOne]

...™

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[A.B. Normal]

I miss CG thiiiiiiiiis much.

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[A.B. Normal]

I guess she's his biggest fan.

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[mthuilli]

[Crosby]

A picture of Liver's long lost older brother:

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[Crosby]

That sure looks like Emi standing behind him.

[Crosby]

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[Nymphadora]

I actually own a pair of those Pippi Longstocking leg warmers.

[Crosby]

I'm sure you look better in them.

[jaded prol]

If invision knew what you had in mind, you still wouldn't be able to post.

[Nymphadora]

I'm sure you look better in them.

And my breasts are cleanly shaved.

[G&C]

I hope so.

[Nymphadora]

I left my armpit hair long enough for G&C to braid when next we meet.

[G&C]

And here I just shaved mine.

[Crosby]

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[Nymphadora]

Cros, how many tranny porn sites do you subscribe to?!

[Crosby]

My secret is out.

[mthuilli]

Oh xit Cros', it's 9am here and I was about to drink another coffee with my croissant.

[Crosby]

Bon Appétit.

[Louched Liver]

Looks like Johnny Depp
and Wolfgang's offspring.

[Crosby]

Ha!

[Crosby]

...™

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[DrinkSlinger]

Are those Fluevogs...

[Louched Liver]

I'd've thought he'd
be on the drier
w/it running and
full of empty
Moonman bottles.

[Le Gimp]

Cros, how many tranny porn sites do you subscribe to?!

All of them?

All your post are belong to me!

[Crosby]

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[Bognoz]

It's missing that authentic
prison-bitch look.

[G&C]

Too much eyebrow.

[Louched Liver]

Not enough low brow.

[Bognoz]

Is that what they
taught you in A-town?

[Louched Liver]

No, Rikers.

[Crosby]

...™

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[Bognoz]

The cum hither look
makes me wanna.

[Bognoz]

The mismatched bra makes me
wonder if there's a twin somewhere.

[Louched Liver]

On the flip side.

[Bognoz]

You mean the back door?

Always betterer.
Don't need to knock.

[Louched Liver]

Just relax.

[Bognoz]

Yeah, I know, and
pick up the soap.

[Louched Liver]

And some
Listerine.

[Crosby]

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[mthuilli]

Have you visited your psychologist recently Cros'?

[Crosby]

He's the one that got me shaving the sack.

[G&C]

Have you visited your psychologist recently Cros'?

Who's picture do you think that is?

[TheGreenOne]

World's Largest Fake Breasts Record Has Been Set

A stripper has broken the record for the world’s largest fake breasts – thanks to a dangerous medical technique that is banned in Britain.

Maxi Mounds’s 36MM bust was accepted by Guinness World Records in a new World's Largest Augmented Breasts category, after years of lobbying by the entertainer.

Each of her breasts weighs 20 pounds – and they are still growing, thanks to the controversial "polypropylene string" treatment that created them.
Unimpressed by the results of standard silicone implants, Ms Mounds had plastic string inserted into her breasts in 2000.

The implant irritates the breast, causing the release of body fluids that inflate the area still further.

The procedure – which was only really popular among adult entertainers and sex workers – has since been banned in Britain and the United States due to concerns about its safety.

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[G&C]

I bet she could put out an eye with one of those

[Rho]

I've put mine out to stop lookin'.

It keeps your eyes off her mug.
While that is awful, I am not in awe.

[Nymphadora]

She needs to invest in a back support brace.

[Crosby]

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[Crosby]

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[DrinkSlinger]

Monkey?

[Crosby]

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[Crosby]

I'd swear this is Wild Bill:

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[Kirk]

He's wild, butt no one will pay the bill.

[Crosby]

This looks like one of those “just before the accident photos.

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[Crosby]

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[Crosby]

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[mthuilli]

I see you've subscribed to some new porn sites.

[Crosby]

You've got to pay to get this kinda stuff.

[Crosby]

...™

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[absinthist]

Sumthin's wrong. Real wrong.

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[Crosby]

Shouldn't that one go in the WS pictures thread?

[atomicvibe]

See Three Pee-You:

[atomicvibe]

"Go git me annuvver binannanna daquiri, bish."

[atomicvibe]

Looks like someone PTFA'd to all the branches on the Ugly As Fuck Tree™ on the way down.

[Crosby]

Whwre the fuck have you been?

[atomicvibe]

Real Busy™.

[TheGreenOne]

38KKK

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[DrinkSlinger]

That hurts to look at.

[TheGreenOne]

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[Absomphe]

Wow, The Imperial Wizard Grand Draggin' really likes 'em pneumatic!

[Crosby]

Wow, The Imperial Wizard Grand Draggin' really likes 'em pneumatic!

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[Bognoz]

Bawoon porn makes me
pop.

[Crosby]

Before:

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[Crosby]

After:

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[Bognoz]

Before and after
Ceeg?

[Crosby]

That wood be my guess.

[A.B. Normal]

Please.

It prolly always looked like the "after" pic.

Beer goggles are evil.

[Crosby]

You'd know.

[Crosby]

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[Crosby]

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[Crosby]

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[Crosby]

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[solaris54]

This stuff is sick!!!

[Crosby]

See what happens when you drink booze with thujones in it.

[solaris54]

See what happens when you drink booze with thujones in it.

Yea that one picture looks like someone has a brain on their ass

[A.B. Normal]

Hey new guy,
Pinned in The Public Eye is the FAQ.
Please read it.
Thanks,
Abby

[G&C]

Did I forget to read something?

[Bognoz]

I forgot there were mods here.

[solaris54]

Oh sorry if I offended anyone

[Bognoz]

Oh, you'll be sorry
whether you offended or not.

We're very egalitarian that way.

[solaris54]

Big words too....I had to look that word up.

[jaded prol]

Our delicate sensibilities are very easily offended, mostly by repeated stupid questions and wrong Tone .
Read the faq.

[solaris54]

Im sorry again that everyone is so sensitive and easily offended.

Edited by solaris54, 24 March 2011 - 05:38 AM.

[Bognoz]

Look, soiledarse, you already came in
and took a big, healthy xit right on
the floor at the end of our bar.

Not so terribly pleasant, butt
it's happened before. Some of us
found the comic relief amusing even.

Others took yr mother into a back room.

[Bognoz]

No one here is going to apologize for that.
Besides, yr mother seems to be enjoying it.

Stop snivelling.
Wipe yr soiledarse.
Move on.

Amuse us some more.

[Bognoz]

Butt be aware. Very aware.

The same joke
like the same sad comment
is never funny twice.

[Bognoz]

Sloppy seconds
on the other hand, well,
the wetter the better.

[solaris54]

Not too worried don't think they can get it up anyway............

[Bognoz]

Yr mom is very
resourceful.

[solaris54]

Yes but not that resourceful..........she can't perform miracles.........

[Crosby]

Butt, we do thank her for the picture of you down in her basement, aka yer bedroom since highschool.

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[sixela]

Im [sic] sorry again that everyone is so sensitive and easily offended.

'

You bet.

[solaris54]

Im [sic] sorry again that everyone is so sensitive and easily offended.

'

You bet.

Actually............NOT!!!

[Kirk]

Don't quote the post above you.

[sixela]

Actually............NOT!!!

You surely go to great lengths to prove you can't get a clue.

[solaris54]

right clueless

damn your member #4!!!! Who is member #1...........

Edited by solaris54, 25 March 2011 - 04:24 PM.

[G&C]

...™

[Louched Liver]

I've got the #1 member:

[Bognoz]

You misspelled
"one inch"

[Louched Liver]

It wuz about me
not
u.

[Bognoz]

No xit.
It's always about you.

[absinthist]

'Tis all about me. He is a teetoteller.

Edited by absinthist, 27 March 2011 - 01:15 PM.

[G&C]

Actually,
it's never about you.

[Louched Liver]

Not even that post.

[Absomphe]

Or that one.

Or this one.

Or the next one.

End of story™.

[Louched Liver]

Doubt it.
Tansy lingers.

[Absomphe]

Like a bad penny.

Or, in this case, zloty.

[Louched Liver]

Ever notice how when you lick an asshole it tastes like a penny?









Just sayin'...

[G&C]

I try to make it a point not to lick assholes.









Just sayin'...

[Bognoz]

If you can't join 'em
lick 'em.

[jaded prol]

A penny for your thoughts.

[G&C]

He'll lick it for a penny.

[Louched Liver]

You and your xitty thoughts.

[G&C]

Bad Penny!

[Bognoz]

Noncents.

[Louched Liver]

Turd t'inkin'.