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Posted 21 June 2006 - 02:12 PM

Obviously is a slur against dead people, pimps and morticians:

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 02:17 PM

Offensive to amputees? The victims of explosions? Fucktards everywhere?

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 02:19 PM

Offensive to Parents or to child molesters and CG?

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 02:22 PM

I'll let Grim tell you why this picture of him is offensive.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 02:26 PM

And let’s be sure we don’t slur Iran.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 02:28 PM

Found to be offensive by Dinky and twentysomething frat boys everywhere.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 02:30 PM

Damn. That really does look like John Martnez.

Damn. That really does look like Stupid Dumb Dinky.
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 02:39 PM

This wouls be found offensive by Lars-Bro, his "girl"friend and all apecunts.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 02:43 PM

And we wouldn't want to leave out Balz™, he might be offended.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 02:45 PM

More later, I'm off to my happy ending massage session. :CG:
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 02:48 PM

Artemis on the right...Winston on the left...

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:10 PM

And that picture is an affront to the people of Branson, Missouri.
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:22 PM

I finally figured out what offends me.
(Who knew anything could?)
People I know and like can say just about anything and I don't take it seriously.
Because if I know and like him/her, I know well enough to know his/her sense of humor.

So CG can make all the baby-raping jokes he wants. I know what kind of person he is.

A funny baby-raper.

When I was in Philly, the drunken chopper pilots were telling all sorts of racist/ethnic/cultural jokes when I arrived. And frankly, none of them were even remotely funny. It actually made me uncomfortable. I dare to say I was offended. So I steered the conversation toward making fun of the Hosers that were at the bar.

Because that's an imperative.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:24 PM

I was getting to them.
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:26 PM

...™

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:26 PM

French Hosers are even better fodder.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:29 PM

Might offend those with lazy sperm or men who have actually had a vasectomy.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:32 PM

French Hosers are even better fodder.

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True dat, 'cept this one.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:33 PM

Might offend French people, but sure as fuck turns Smuttty on:

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:37 PM

Might offend respectable drunks:

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:37 PM

old.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:40 PM

Might offend Ted and the absinthe syndicate™.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:41 PM

Might offend respectable drunks:

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:44 PM

John Martnez is such an easy target.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:50 PM

And why risk offending GeyBoy?

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:51 PM

Or Sixer.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:52 PM

Or the women of the forum.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:55 PM

And let's not forget Gimpy.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:01 PM

And why risk offending GeyBoy?

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:01 PM

Plus his belly is too small.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:02 PM

I’m not sure who would be more offended by this, lesbians or Moby.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:03 PM

Menstrating tits kick ass.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:03 PM

:ROLL:
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:04 PM

I’m not sure who would be more offended by this, lesbians or Moby.

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Opthamologists.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:10 PM

Some group always gets overlooked.
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:15 PM

Like the Amish, they have feelings too.

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 04:26 AM

i'll refrain from posting any babyraping pictures, so i don't offend der cros.



instead, you'll have to use your imagination:

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 05:28 AM

this is offensive to redneck morons who think that Larry The Cable Guy isn't making fun of them when he puts on his 'redneck blackface'

unfortunately he wasn't funny before he did that either.

the really FUNNY part is that my friend loves him and had me watch Larry's act, and he's using the SAME joke 20 years later.

:ROLL:
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 05:34 AM

this might be offensive to Art Spiegelman

http://hitlercats.motime.com/
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 06:00 AM

this is prolly gonna be offensive to christians:

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 06:25 AM

Official Lounge Approved Crayons


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Posted 22 June 2006 - 06:38 AM

this might offend people who have teh gay:

ayds helps you lose weight!
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 08:13 AM

i'll refrain from posting any babyraping pictures, so i don't offend der cros.

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Post away, I'm not offended by any of this crap. What I find offensive is the arbitrary way you fuckers decide what is offensive. By bristling at the slightest thing, it takes the bite out of the bigger issues. If you guys want censorship, I’ll turn off the board and you can go play elsewhere. This isn’t a threat, it’s an offer.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 08:26 AM

who said anything about censorship?

something is said.
other things are said about it.


censorship = delete thread and dont' let anyboy talk about it.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 08:33 AM

All of this is offensive to
poor fucks who have to
work for a living instead
of being able to jerk off
on the 'Net.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 08:34 AM

Gosh, Cros. Didn't know my opinion would offend you.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 08:34 AM

Xit,
I got a parking ticket.
Wrong side of the street
for the Pelican run.

Dumbass.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 08:38 AM

All of this is offensive to
poor fucks who have to
work for a living instead
of being able to jerk off
on the 'Net.

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I've seen what you do for a living, so who are the poor fucks you're referring to?
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 08:43 AM

Gosh, Cros. Didn't know my opinion would offend you.

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I don’t find your opinion offensive. What I find offensive is a bunch of hypocrites who are chomping at the bit to label every single fucking thing they don’t like as racist. You get Liver to stop saying nigger, and then you can have an opinion about me. Better yet, get him to stop thinking it. Bunch of two faced assholes.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 08:53 AM

Gay men might find this offensive (I know I do):

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 08:58 AM

How am I a hypocrite? I live, eat, breathe, and shit social justice. I've sacrificed hearth and health because it is that important to me.

I am not Liver and he is not me. I do not have control over his speech or cognition, as much as I might like to at times. He usually refrains from that kind of derogation around me, out of respect for my sensibilities. It is an issue between us that I don't think he'll mind my acknowledging.

Your joking did not bother me. People dogpiling with the slurs did.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:00 AM

Not to mention the picture of Geyboy's tum tum.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:07 AM

How am I a hypocrite? I live, eat, breathe, and shit social justice. I've sacrificed hearth and health because it is that important to me.

I am not Liver and he is not me. I do not have control over his speech or cognition, as much as I might like to at times. He usually refrains from that kind of derogation around me, out of respect for my sensibilities. It is an issue between us that I don't think he'll mind my acknowledging.

Your joking did not bother me. People dogpiling with the slurs did.

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Liver comes into this because when the shit flies around here, you two do the dogpiling together. You believe in your own version of social justice, like everyone else. Don’t try and push it on me.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:08 AM

Your joking did not bother me. People dogpiling with the slurs did.

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ditto.

although i wasn't bothered, really. onacuz i don't think people were TRYING to be malicious.

i just sometimes say shit to make people realize they've said stupid shit.

which you do as well.

it's a system of checks & balances.

i say something stupid, you call me out & vice versa.

the idiotic racist thread was a response to your 'sensitivity thread'

do i think you're a racist?

everybody is to a certain degree.

hence my not taking issue with your calling me out about being a hypocrite.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:11 AM

I stated my opinion.
Is that a gag order?
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:16 AM

No gag order.

I wake up this morning labeled a racist If that's your perception of me I have no further reason to deal with any of you.

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:22 AM

We are a repressed minority, the ones with no gimp to lean on.
I feel a burden pressing down, we are the ones with nowhere left to turn,
not the bad ones, they are bursting out all over the place, blowing up,
the expansion is killing me.
If you want to see a minority, think of how few of us are left.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:24 AM

Bogjumping Cranberries may find this offensive:

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:29 AM

That is not my perception of you to begin with.
Nor do I seek to align you to my own sociopolitical views
just because I consider you a friend.
Give me a little credit back, please.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:31 AM

Although, if you had no use for me, you'd be in good company.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:32 AM

Deal.

See attachment above.

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:54 AM

It's probably a little unfair for me to say so,
(since this is a long-standing bone of contention),
but your calling Liver to account on his verbiage is a call to action.
One can't consistently make racist remarks
and expect people to believe that he is an egalitarian.
I've said so, but he knows I'm a bleeding heart and gave up listening to that shit.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:55 AM

No gag order.

I wake up this morning labeled a racist If that's your perception of me I have no further reason to deal with any of you.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



hey there.

you felt that you had been wronged because we talked shit about the racist joke and the racist responses.

i never viewed you as a racist, and my comments were made to lampoon the whole line of bullshit.

that it's stupid to use racist jokes.

unfortunately, you decided to create ANOTHER thread, basically saying, FUCK YOU, don't be a hypocrite! Don't be SO sensitive! If people want to say racist shit, don't call them on it, because you talk about babyfucking!!!"

therefore, i simply put up another thread that agreed with your sensibilities:

the lounge has double standards...we are hypocrites...we talk about all sorts of horrendous shit, so why should we be offended by racist jokes & comments?

so why not put up a sarcastic thread in response to this one, showing that it's in fact OK to post racist jokes & comments, because otherwise we're being hypocrites?

isn't that what you are saying?



(and yes, i AM and WAS being a sarcastic asshole. that's what i do best)
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 10:02 AM

damn,

Cliffs Notes:

you took a jab, i jabbed back.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 10:07 AM

This thread has no redeeming value!



The "gymnast springing a leak" was very funny though.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 10:07 AM

I took the jab as lampooning the joke and the situation, not as namecalling.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 10:17 AM

i really have to get a bunch of work done. no, really.

so i can't go back & forth with cros to explain this entire shitstorm.

maybe this will help him understand my actions:

if you're going to act like a girl and defend others being girlish,
here's an entire thread about My Pretty Pony.

it was my attempt at a sarcastic jab at him.



*god i hate quoting monty python, but

wink, wink, nudge, nudge, yaknowwhatimean?
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 11:02 AM

It's probably a little unfair for me to say so,
(since this is a long-standing bone of contention),
but your calling Liver to account on his verbiage is a call to action.
One can't consistently make racist remarks
and expect people to believe that he is an egalitarian.
I've said so, but he knows I'm a bleeding heart and gave up listening to that shit.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

He threw the first stone.

Does he still own the lawn jockey?

Have you forgotten what he means by “Jockey?

Call to action. :ROLL:
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 11:03 AM

This thread has no redeeming value!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Kinda like most of the shit in this place.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 11:04 AM

The point is none of you cunts would know true racism is it bit you in the ass. You're so busy being offended by the smallest little things that you cheapen the overall problem. It’s along the same lines as that bit a while back about comparing every petty tyrant to Hitler. The point is it diminishes how evil Hitler really is and how evil racism is. Talk about acting like a bunch of girls. Gee CG, did you mean that being of the feminine gender makes you less of a person?
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 11:09 AM

i really have to get a bunch of work done. no, really.

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There's a first time for everything.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 11:23 AM

The point is none of you cunts would know true racism is it bit you in the ass. You're so busy being offended by the smallest little things that you cheapen the overall problem. It’s along the same lines as that bit a while back about comparing every petty tyrant to Hitler. The point is it diminishes how evil Hitler really is and how evil racism is. Talk about acting like a bunch of girls. Gee CG, did you mean that being of the feminine gender makes you less of a person?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


#1 i wasn't offended. and i added humor whilst saying "hey, this is stupid".

#2 sexism is funnier than racism.

onacuz women are evil, stupid bitches.

but here's the point:

i'm not really a sexist, and you're not really a racist.

if somebody calls one of us either when we make sexist or racist comments, can we REALLY get pissy about it?!?!
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 11:27 AM

It always amazes me how this shit spirals out of cuntrol.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 11:38 AM

let's see:

you have a bunch of assholes who are old, bored, bald & bitter.

what ELSE do we have in life besides bickering away like we're at a bingo game at an old folks home?
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 11:39 AM

Louchedlounge:

Onacuz nobody in real life listens to you and you're too young to be put away in a home.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 12:08 PM

...I'm not really a sexist...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Yeah, you'd have to actually get sum first...
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 12:14 PM

He threw the first stone.

Does he still own the lawn jockey?

Have you forgotten what he means by “Jockey?

Call to action. :dubf:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Dude, I was referring exactly to him.
You called him to account.
I said that was fair and called him to task.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 12:21 PM

What the fuck?
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 12:24 PM

The point is none of you cunts would know true racism is it bit you in the ass.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has and I do.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 12:28 PM

As for being a cunt, nolo contendre.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 01:00 PM

You must be itching to fight.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 01:39 PM

He's more of a bitcher, not an itcher...
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 03:26 PM

I don't think he got that happy ending from his massage.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 04:16 PM

The point is none of you cunts would know true racism is it bit you in the ass. You're so busy being offended by the smallest little things that you cheapen the overall problem. It’s along the same lines as that bit a while back about comparing every petty tyrant to Hitler. The point is it diminishes how evil Hitler really is and how evil racism is. Talk about acting like a bunch of girls. Gee CG, did you mean that being of the feminine gender makes you less of a person?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



A community where people feel comfortable enough posting off color jokes isn't even remotely racist, it's a testament to the relationships that have been forged. THAT'S IT!

While the racism issue very rarely enters my life, I'm one of those cunts that knows what racism is. You can thank my grandparents whole survived Auschwitz for that.

The only offensive thing I've found at the lounge is the fucking finger pointing in this thread. Enough already. :dubf:

Edited by Stroller, 22 June 2006 - 04:17 PM.

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 04:24 PM

Too bad the Germans lost the war then...
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 04:40 PM

They lost?
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 04:43 PM

They lost the war butt won something else....
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Posted 24 June 2006 - 05:35 AM

That's it!
Me and my nigga's gonna
cap you racist fuckers.
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Posted 24 June 2006 - 05:45 AM

You gotta stickman?
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Posted 24 June 2006 - 05:46 AM

I AM a stickman.
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Posted 24 June 2006 - 05:47 AM

Prolly gained about 5 kilos
due to depression and
boredom lately, though.
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Posted 24 June 2006 - 05:47 AM

I have been around here
a bit.
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Posted 24 June 2006 - 05:51 AM

That'n living in the south.
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Posted 24 June 2006 - 07:26 AM

"I don't think he got that happy ending from his massage."

you have to pay extra to get that...
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Posted 24 June 2006 - 07:43 AM

One way or another, you always pay.
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Posted 24 June 2006 - 09:40 PM

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 02:36 PM

Plus his belly is too small.

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 07:56 PM

I was gonna post this in the "How Do I Amuse You?" thread, but it seems to work here.

Meet a black person.
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Posted 03 July 2006 - 05:40 AM

This thread has no redeeming value!

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Kinda like most of the shit in this place.

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You're sounding like Liver. Before you know it, you'll be living with a politically correct brianiac chick :SB:.

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Posted 03 July 2006 - 09:40 AM

Been there, done that. PC brianiac chicks rule, even if they are a huge pain in the ass.
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 01:00 PM

That pretty much sums up my wife, you racist Klansman.

My favourite racial comedy comes from Carlos Mencia. He spares no one.

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Posted 01 August 2006 - 08:07 AM

This thread has been Shaft™-ed...™

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:39 AM

Wood you believe
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:19 AM

Yes.

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:20 AM

I believe you'd go to the ends of the earth for anal rape.

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:20 AM

Yes, I can.

Butt I followed you in here, so I xouldn't throw stones.
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:24 AM

I believe you'd go to the ends of the earth for anal rape.


I thought he already did.

Oh, wait, I'm always confusing Bohemia with Belgica, nevermind.
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:30 AM

Practically the same place.

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 06:39 AM

Belguiminiums are fucked up arses.
Bohos are arses you hope to fuck.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#110 Félix

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 08:10 AM

You forgot the "up".
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 08:23 AM

Just a couple of the bikier ones so far.
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Posted 05 June 2011 - 04:12 PM

A Muslim kid can't find his mother in the supermarket.

The store attendant says,

'What does your mother look like?'

The kid says,


“How the hell should I know?”

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#113 GreyBoy2

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 01:04 PM

What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic.
They're to keep out witches!

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 01:05 PM

What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?

A turban.
They're to keep out witches!

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 01:07 PM

I need to get some Polish jokes.
They're to keep out witches!

#116 absinthist

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 01:12 PM

No new ones. We have become grumpy and sad.

Naah, jokin'. Bring 'em in.
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 01:18 PM

Hard to top that last entry.
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 07:25 AM

He's in(to) bad taste.
ENORMUS DICK

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 08:10 AM

I thought he was offering himself as a Polish joke.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

#120 Bognoz

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 10:28 AM

Cums on command.

His wiffle like that.
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:55 PM

open this video:
... re=related
mute it, and pause at 30 second mark.

open this video in another window:


turn up volume.

go back to first video, hit play.

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:55 PM

I dare ya.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:14 PM

Oh, fuck...
C'est ma santé

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 07:50 AM

Am I being too sensitized for ya?

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