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#1 TheGreenOne

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 11:13 AM

Women Find Men With Bigger Penises More Attractive, Study Says


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Posted 09 April 2013 - 12:17 PM

Another Shocker --

 

SHOCK STUDY: Drinking Makes People Happy


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LOS ANGELES—Drinking alcohol makes people feel better because it produces
the same chemicals in the brain as exercising and laughing, a study has
proved for the first time.


Alcohol is excellent because it releases
endorphins, which are the body’s way of making us feel pleasure and
reward, the research showed.


The stress and pain-relieving proteins are released
in the brain and other tissues, producing similar effects to opiates
such as morphine.


Dr Jennifer Mitchell, of the University of
California, who led the study, said: ‘’This is something that we’ve
speculated about for 30 years, based on animal studies, but haven’t
observed in humans until now.” Then, with a straight face, she added,
“It provides the first direct evidence of how alcohol makes people feel
good.’’


Dr Mitchell did not go on to explain as to whether
she had ever actually stepped foot in a bar or ever been invited to a
party where alcoholic beverages were served.


Researchers scanned the brains of 13 heavy drinkers
and 12 non-drinkers immediately after they drank alcohol. Their
findings, published in the Science Translational Medicine journal,
showed alcohol caused endorphins to be released in the nucleus
accumbens and orbitofrontal cortex regions.


In all of the volunteers, larger quantities of
endorphins released in the nucleus accumbens were linked to increased
feelings of pleasure. Increased levels of endorphins released in the
orbitofrontal cortex were linked to a greater feeling of intoxication
in heavy drinkers, but not in non-drinkers.


Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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#3 Absinthe_1900

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 04:31 PM

The Lounge™ The Happiest Place On Earth!


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#4 Bognoz

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 10:41 AM

Happy, yeah yeah, fine.

 

Butt the popularity with the wimmin

is wearin' me out and leavin me raw.


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 11:57 AM

Then you woke up...


"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:10 PM

...with serious morning wood.


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#7 Bognoz

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:16 PM

And a hangover.


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#8 Bognoz

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:17 PM

Make me happy.

 

Hand me a beer,

will ya?


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#9 G&C

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:33 PM

That was your dream, not mine.


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#10 Bognoz

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:35 PM

You misspelled

"aching foot long".


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#11 G&C

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:37 PM

Like I said.

 

Then you woke up.


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#12 Bognoz

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:41 PM

Stop it s'more.

 

I love it when you bite me.


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