Jump to content


Photo

Dylan's Secret


  • Please log in to reply
44 replies to this topic

#1 Bumpferret

Bumpferret

    King of the no-shows

  • Core Crew
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,248 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Liberty Bell - ville
  • Interests:The letter Q (upper case, not in pink). Not much else.

Posted 06 April 2004 - 06:00 PM

Did I see Bob Dylan promoting
Victoria's Secret panties?

Who's next?
They smelt of pubs and wormwood scrubs
I don't get 'hints'
0:1:1:2:3:5:8:13:21

#2 Grey Boy

Grey Boy

    PussyHead

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,907 posts
  • Location:Beantown
  • Interests:Fermenting (beer, cider, wine)<br />Whisky, Bourbon, Gin, Absinthe<br />Drinking the above....

Posted 06 April 2004 - 06:03 PM

That would be Eric Clapton wanking away at Albert Hall.

#3 Grey Boy

Grey Boy

    PussyHead

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,907 posts
  • Location:Beantown
  • Interests:Fermenting (beer, cider, wine)<br />Whisky, Bourbon, Gin, Absinthe<br />Drinking the above....

Posted 06 April 2004 - 06:04 PM

and yes, Dylan looked liked the textbook pedophile in that commercial.

#4 Bumpferret

Bumpferret

    King of the no-shows

  • Core Crew
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,248 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Liberty Bell - ville
  • Interests:The letter Q (upper case, not in pink). Not much else.

Posted 06 April 2004 - 07:55 PM

Keith Richards and Rosie
bouncy-bouncy on a K-Mart
bed MAY be worse.

Penny Marshal adds a nasal
narrative for flavah.
They smelt of pubs and wormwood scrubs
I don't get 'hints'
0:1:1:2:3:5:8:13:21

#5 Bumpferret

Bumpferret

    King of the no-shows

  • Core Crew
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,248 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Liberty Bell - ville
  • Interests:The letter Q (upper case, not in pink). Not much else.

Posted 06 April 2004 - 08:19 PM

I can appreciate Led Zepplin and Cheap
Trick luring the baby-boomer purse, but
keep Vicky's Snatch under 25 yrs, please?

Or hot 30 to 40 + artists, they would sell
their product (that would be Debbie Harry
or Chrissy Hynde types).
They smelt of pubs and wormwood scrubs
I don't get 'hints'
0:1:1:2:3:5:8:13:21

#6 Grey Boy

Grey Boy

    PussyHead

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,907 posts
  • Location:Beantown
  • Interests:Fermenting (beer, cider, wine)<br />Whisky, Bourbon, Gin, Absinthe<br />Drinking the above....

Posted 06 April 2004 - 08:21 PM

Chrissy Hynde makes me wet™. (corrected, sorry)
I'll need new undies no matter what she's selling.

Edited by Grey Boy, 08 April 2004 - 08:14 AM.


#7 CelticGent

CelticGent

    Bigly, ugly, lugly.

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 13,175 posts
  • Location:In a chair.
  • Interests:Masturbation and crochet.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 05:23 AM

um, pardon me.

I'd appreciate if you'd use the correct form - makes me wet™.

i don't be needin bitches stealin my silky smooth lines.
the fresh maker

#8 DGLeadbetter

DGLeadbetter

    Xit Slinger

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,686 posts
  • Location:Southern California
  • Interests:Absinthe, cigars, film, drumming, music, horror .... the list goes on and on.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 05:25 AM

Yeah ... what the cockstain said.

DG

#9 lambchop

lambchop

    Lulu

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,734 posts
  • Location:I've lost track
  • Interests:Bourbon&lt;br&gt;Bed-making (you make your own)&lt;br&gt;Row-hoeing (you hoe your own)&lt;br&gt;Grave-digging (you dig your own)&lt;br&gt;Absinthe, of course

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:07 AM

And to make matters even worse, Dylan looks very much like he's had a few too many facelifts.
What is the world coming to?
domo arigato

(mister roboto)

#10 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:09 AM

And his beard looks like a pussy mohawk.

There's sometimes a buggy.

#11 lambchop

lambchop

    Lulu

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,734 posts
  • Location:I've lost track
  • Interests:Bourbon&lt;br&gt;Bed-making (you make your own)&lt;br&gt;Row-hoeing (you hoe your own)&lt;br&gt;Grave-digging (you dig your own)&lt;br&gt;Absinthe, of course

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:14 AM

Seriously.
Look at the man.
What has he done to himself?
Botox?
Collagen?
He looks creepy.

Attached Files

  • Attached File  dylan   11.81K   0 downloads

domo arigato

(mister roboto)

#12 CelticGent

CelticGent

    Bigly, ugly, lugly.

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 13,175 posts
  • Location:In a chair.
  • Interests:Masturbation and crochet.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:17 AM

when i saw it, i turned to my old lady & said "did I just see bob dylan in a weird ass victoria's secret ad?"

i thought i fucking imagined it.....


creepy, weird, .....hilarious....
the fresh maker

#13 Justin

Justin

    Chute Head

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,558 posts
  • Location:Rockville, MD, USA
  • Interests:Skydiving, computers, homebrewing, drinking, etc.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:30 AM

Seriously.
Look at the man.
What has he done to himself? 
Botox?
Collagen?
He looks creepy.

It could be worse.

#14 lambchop

lambchop

    Lulu

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,734 posts
  • Location:I've lost track
  • Interests:Bourbon&lt;br&gt;Bed-making (you make your own)&lt;br&gt;Row-hoeing (you hoe your own)&lt;br&gt;Grave-digging (you dig your own)&lt;br&gt;Absinthe, of course

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:39 AM

:blink:


ACCESS DENIED!


I can not fucking win.
domo arigato

(mister roboto)

#15 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:44 AM

It's a web page about the metamorphosis of Michael Jackson's face over the years. It's better for you that you can't see it.

There's sometimes a buggy.

#16 lambchop

lambchop

    Lulu

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,734 posts
  • Location:I've lost track
  • Interests:Bourbon&lt;br&gt;Bed-making (you make your own)&lt;br&gt;Row-hoeing (you hoe your own)&lt;br&gt;Grave-digging (you dig your own)&lt;br&gt;Absinthe, of course

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:48 AM

Thanks Rimmy.
Actually, I sort of would like to see that.
I'm a masochist that way.
domo arigato

(mister roboto)

#17 Kirk

Kirk

    Kirk Cameroon

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,603 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:VA, south west
  • Interests:I like many people.
    Have a theory.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:52 AM

Poor Mr. Dylan must have needed cash awful bad.
That Michael Jackson though , I'm glad he's not associated.
Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

#18 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:57 AM

Thanks Rimmy.
Actually, I sort of would like to see that.
I'm a masochist that way.

1979

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#19 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:57 AM

1984

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#20 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:58 AM

1985

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#21 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:58 AM

1987

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#22 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:59 AM

1991

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#23 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:59 AM

1993

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#24 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:00 AM

1997

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#25 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:00 AM

1999

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#26 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:01 AM

2000

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#27 CelticGent

CelticGent

    Bigly, ugly, lugly.

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 13,175 posts
  • Location:In a chair.
  • Interests:Masturbation and crochet.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:01 AM

2004Posted Image
the fresh maker

#28 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:01 AM

asswipe

There's sometimes a buggy.

#29 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:02 AM

2001

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#30 CelticGent

CelticGent

    Bigly, ugly, lugly.

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 13,175 posts
  • Location:In a chair.
  • Interests:Masturbation and crochet.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:02 AM

:blbl:
the fresh maker

#31 lambchop

lambchop

    Lulu

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,734 posts
  • Location:I've lost track
  • Interests:Bourbon&lt;br&gt;Bed-making (you make your own)&lt;br&gt;Row-hoeing (you hoe your own)&lt;br&gt;Grave-digging (you dig your own)&lt;br&gt;Absinthe, of course

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:02 AM

:blbl: :ROLL: :ROLL:

Thanks guys!
domo arigato

(mister roboto)

#32 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:03 AM

January 2002

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#33 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:03 AM

October 2002

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#34 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:04 AM

November 2002

Attached Files



There's sometimes a buggy.

#35 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:04 AM

The Nose (close-up)

Attached Files

  • Attached File  Nose.jpg   1007bytes   0 downloads


There's sometimes a buggy.

#36 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:05 AM

THE END

I was going to eat some breakfast.

I said was.

There's sometimes a buggy.

#37 Kirk

Kirk

    Kirk Cameroon

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,603 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:VA, south west
  • Interests:I like many people.
    Have a theory.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:28 AM

The commentary with pics though , what about that?
Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

#38 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 09:01 AM

I can't be arsed. You do it.

There's sometimes a buggy.

#39 lambchop

lambchop

    Lulu

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,734 posts
  • Location:I've lost track
  • Interests:Bourbon&lt;br&gt;Bed-making (you make your own)&lt;br&gt;Row-hoeing (you hoe your own)&lt;br&gt;Grave-digging (you dig your own)&lt;br&gt;Absinthe, of course

Posted 07 April 2004 - 09:23 AM

I bet Jack could arse you.
domo arigato

(mister roboto)

#40 DGLeadbetter

DGLeadbetter

    Xit Slinger

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,686 posts
  • Location:Southern California
  • Interests:Absinthe, cigars, film, drumming, music, horror .... the list goes on and on.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 04:46 PM

I really didn't need to see those pics right before dinner .... thanks alot.

DG

#41 Guest_Louched Liver_*

Guest_Louched Liver_*
  • Guests

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:02 PM

Sure ya did Tubby.
Tape 'em to the fridge.

#42 jaded prol

jaded prol

    communiste moustachu qui boit la vie luxuriante

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,313 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Xit City
  • Interests:The sensual and the essential

Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:25 PM

He does wind up looking like Rimmy's avatar :BL:


As for the commercial -- at least it's not William Shatner singing!
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

#43 DGLeadbetter

DGLeadbetter

    Xit Slinger

  • Forum Icon
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,686 posts
  • Location:Southern California
  • Interests:Absinthe, cigars, film, drumming, music, horror .... the list goes on and on.

Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:56 PM

...or Leonard Niemoy, for that matter.

DG

#44 Rimbaud

Rimbaud

    Clown ear, or mere buggery? That is the question!

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,319 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Inside a gigantic insect.
  • Interests:Spanning time.<br /><br />Designing shit.

Posted 09 April 2004 - 08:33 AM

The maker of Nimoysinthe?

There's sometimes a buggy.

#45 Stroller

Stroller

    The Castro Kid

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,092 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bainbridge Island

Posted 04 May 2010 - 01:52 PM

As for the commercial -- at least it's not William Shatner singing!


Rocketman
"Life is tough; it's tougher when you're stupid."




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users