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#1 Louched Liver

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 06:01 AM

BBC's Planet Earth.
Only seen the 1st
disc and it's amazing.
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#2 Porkio

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 07:34 AM

I'm sure they're happy to hear that.

Just kidding. It blew me away too. I recorded it and have re-watched it several times.
Wait till you see the deep sea creatures episode. There be ETs among us...

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:07 AM

What we saw last night gave me nightmares.
I shit you not.
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#4 Wild Bill Turkey

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:10 AM

Make him wear pajamas.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

#5 Louched Liver

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:30 AM

She doesn't look
there anymore.

Not that I don't
point it out to her.
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#6 Louched Liver

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:30 AM

And the neighbors.

And the mailman.
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#7 greeneyes

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:36 AM

Make him wear pajamas.

:ohsnap:
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#8 Porkio

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:37 AM

What we saw last night gave me nightmares.
I shit you not.


Were they narrated by Sigourney Weaver?

#9 Louched Liver

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:41 AM

She tells me
it was the crocodiles,
not the 20'+ shark
jumping clean the
fuck outtah the
water after engulfing
an adult seal.
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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:43 AM

Peeps sez a jumbo
xark like that
couldn't even come
into the Gulf, on a 'cuz
it's so shallow, and I
pointed out that a
3 footer could rip
a hole in her calf.
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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:44 AM

And if we were on
the Gulf, we'd have
to drive back to
Tally, 30 minutes,
if I really hit the
loud pedal in the
BMW, after we put
on the tourniquet.
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#12 Louched Liver

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:44 AM

Coral snake bite?

Same xit.
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#13 Louched Liver

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:45 AM

Sting ray?

Same xit.
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#14 Louched Liver

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:45 AM

Fuck the ocean.

I have enough
trouble w/spiders.
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#15 Porkio

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 10:52 AM

I avoid those scary creatures by living in a concrete covered environment that favours cockroaches, rats, dog shit, vomit on the sidewalk, exploding pipes and terrorist attacks. It's much safer.

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 11:09 AM

Human beings are scarier than a 20 foot shark,
but it's easy to overlook because we see them every day.
Still, I find urban human beings less scary than their rural counterparts.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 11:32 AM

That's generous of you to call the rural counterparts human.

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 11:41 AM

The Liver got us invited to go swimming in the sticks with some pickers today.
I don't think it's gonna happen.
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Posted 22 July 2007 - 12:29 PM

http://www.flmnh.ufl...ttack/mapFL.htm

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 12:37 PM

Gotta find a way to get all the voting age people in FL to go swimming before the next election.

#21 Louched Liver

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 12:52 PM

Very good idea.
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#22 jaded prol

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 12:52 PM

Doesn't matter, they don't count half the votes anyway. Better to feed the electoral commission to the gators in advance.




For that matter, the candidates too,
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 02:26 PM

I'd vote for the gator.

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 02:45 PM

I really hit the
loud pedal in the
BMW

Kewl!

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 05:03 PM

Gotta find a way to get all the voting age people in FL to go swimming before the next election.

Quit being hysterical. Jeb Bush is going to make a fine president, you watch.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 03:59 PM

if I really hit the
loud pedal in the
BMW

Spam!!!

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:02 PM

You wanna do that to my truck?
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:08 PM

You wanna do
me in that car?
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:24 PM

You like Eurofucky cars, eh? WBT can do the truck. I really need to take a nap now. Again.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:41 PM

I love Urow whips.
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#31 Louchelooker

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 05:18 PM

What's not to like...
sporty, speedy and
grate on gas.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:01 AM

What model BMW is
that, HellBitch?
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#33 Louched Liver

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:01 AM

Not a US
available
1, it seems.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:08 AM

Série 1.

What about the M6

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#35 Louched Liver

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:10 AM

Haven't seen 1.

Sexy ride.
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#36 Louched Liver

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:11 AM

The headlights prolly
cost as much as our
'88 325 cabriolet.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:22 AM

$170K for the beast.

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:27 AM

The HellWhip is a 1 series indeed, and what the Licker said.

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 04:48 AM

Human beings are scarier than a 20 foot shark,
but it's easy to overlook because we see them every day.
Still, I find urban human beings less scary than their rural counterparts.


That's only because you are around the rural counterparts all the time so you are desensitized to them.

Reality is you probably have a better chance of being zotted by lightninig than munched on by a xark.

Xark attacks make better newz though.

And, it appeals to our fear of the unknown (that which we are not constantly bombarded with).
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 07:13 AM

Plus there's the scary teeth.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 07:38 AM

You should be used to those after a year or two in Tally.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 08:01 AM

Still pullin'.
Not a grammatically
correct sentence in
about 3 weeks.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 12:28 PM

Plus there's the scary teeth.


That's what Liver tells you when he's obsessed with vagina dentata again?

Edited by sixela, 24 July 2007 - 12:29 PM.


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Posted 24 July 2007 - 06:22 PM

I detect a theme.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?




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