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#1 CelticGent

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 06:44 AM

i know what you're thinking:

if Leslie Hall of Gold Pants and Gem Sweater fame, Peter Pan, and the chubby guy wearing the Tron uniform would only get together & make a video fighting Net Neutrality, my life would be complete.

well, go here, and after Leslie's intro, click "VIDEO" from the toolbar on the left.



you can now bow down and give me thanks or send me riches for making your life a whole shitload better.
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 09:08 AM

Oh, sweet Jebus!

Now that's a party.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

#3 TheGreenOne

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 11:06 AM

That is rather less creepy than most of day....

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:59 PM

I'm glad I'm not having your day.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

#5 TheGreenOne

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 02:10 PM

Day, week, year...

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 02:41 PM

I'm really curious as to how those people got together to do that.
Did they already know one another?
Did they have to travel cross-country to get together?
How did that conversation start?
Did they have a three-way when they were done?

These questions have been plaguing me all day.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

#7 TheGreenOne

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 03:06 PM

I find that oddly disturbing.

Edited by TheGreenOne, 02 August 2006 - 03:07 PM.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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#8 Saucier

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 03:09 PM

For a moment I thought it was a bunch of my co-workers. The Tron-dude looks just like my manager.

They needed my supervisor in there too, he looks like Uncle Fester.

I work graveyard shift, it gets a little creepy sometimes.
Boids. Dirty...disgusting...filthy...lice-ridden. Boids.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 03:14 PM

And if there was a three-way,
when will CG post the pics in teh hotness?

I'm sorry, I just can't stop thinking about this video.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

#10 Stroller

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 06:32 PM

That is gonna give me nightmares tonight.
"Life is tough; it's tougher when you're stupid."

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 07:11 PM

The word "travel" looks really wrong right now.
I know it's okay, but still...
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

#12 Wild Bill Turkey

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 07:43 PM

i know what you're thinking

CG, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!



She's so committed!
now I have to go have a wank...
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

#13 Louchelooker

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 09:52 PM

That was fooking hilarious and that's about all I have to say about that.
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#14 Porkio

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 11:36 AM

After watching that I think they should ban the internet.

#15 Stroller

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 11:42 AM

She's currently trying to get on the Tom Green show (internet talk show from his website). That will help with her credibility.
"Life is tough; it's tougher when you're stupid."

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 09:01 PM

Ohhhhh, now that's anal rape with an orgasm.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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#17 CelticGent

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 10:14 AM

i always have an orgasm when anal raping
or raped, for that matter
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 11:38 AM

Just mouthing the werdz
does it for me.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#19 1888

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 09:44 PM

I pissed my pants...

#20 steve0

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 05:00 PM

sweet Jebus!!!

#21 Rimbaud

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 05:25 AM

No.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 11 November 2008 - 05:53 PM

Strange fuckers, the lot

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