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Posted 05 March 2019 - 06:56 PM

Is that even a number?
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 05 March 2019 - 07:03 PM

Also, I had a mango wheat beer, followed by two mimosas at sunset, because fuck the rules, and maybe some wine.

And go figure that getting tipsy would remind me that I need to clean up this place a little.
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Posted 05 March 2019 - 07:09 PM

And TGO, Im looking at a bottle I believe you sent me about 5-8 years ago.
With one lone shot left in it.
It reads, SW 10-10.
Does it hail from Austin?
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 11:42 AM

I think so. Or at least I pretend to remember so.


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Posted 17 March 2019 - 05:54 PM

Fair enough.
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Posted 24 March 2019 - 09:01 PM

Absolutely incredible.

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Posted 24 March 2019 - 09:05 PM

Hello old friends...

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Posted 25 March 2019 - 11:45 AM

I was just talking cigars in Glasgow and I thought of you.
How the hell are you, dear Digits?
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Posted 25 March 2019 - 11:51 AM

Greetings.


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Posted 30 March 2019 - 07:09 PM

Cigars in Glasgow? Is there another seat available?

Seriously though, I'm doing very well and I sincerely hope that you are too and those still meandering around here as well!

On a whim, I was thinking about this place and couldn't believe that I remembered my login and pass. And once I got in the door, I could see some glasses sitting around that looked pretty fresh.

Again, absolutely amazing!

Now is Glasgow a vacation or did you say so long to the southwest?

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Greetings GreenOne. :wave:

(Most likely :wave: doesn't work... hell, I've forgotten so much!)

Edited by 1888, 30 March 2019 - 07:10 PM.


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Posted 01 April 2019 - 09:14 AM

As long as you remember how to drink and how to smoke cigars. That's what counts. At last as long as your drinking and smoking with friends.


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Posted 02 April 2019 - 01:40 PM

Glasgow was just a vacation.
To see if I was ready to say goodbye to the Southwest.
And I am.
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Posted 05 April 2019 - 08:25 PM

Really?
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 06 April 2019 - 09:30 PM

Wow.

It's officially a reunion.

I'm still drinking and I'm still smoking.

Amazingly.

Aside from that, I'm a shell of my formal self. I'm simply here... and I'm simply trying to figure out the matrix.

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Posted 06 April 2019 - 09:33 PM

Oh... and AB, yes.

Stay where you are and excel at life.

So says LL.

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Posted 06 April 2019 - 09:34 PM

Ok, I lied.

He didn't say shit.

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Posted 07 April 2019 - 02:04 PM

Im not excelling at anything important here.
So Im moving to a quaint, quiet, lovely little town with a river running through it.
To live in a flat above a restaurant/pub, as Ive always dreamed.
Where people ask me to say mundane words and then giggle at my accent.
And where a plane ticket to another country costs next to nothing.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 07 April 2019 - 02:07 PM

And for some reason, the Lounge is stealing my apostrophes.
Obviously stockpiling them for some sinister future plot involving The Penguin.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 07 April 2019 - 04:41 PM

They are over rated anyway


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Posted 08 April 2019 - 04:39 AM

I think after decades in the southwest you just crave endless rain and greenery. Good time to leave this country though. Best wishes on your dream home and hope to see you here as well with tales of your adventures.


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Posted 08 April 2019 - 08:52 AM

The interwebs. They go to Glasgow. And many other places. They follow you where ever you go and they watch you while you sleep.

 

Don't be a stranger.


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I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


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Posted 08 April 2019 - 10:52 AM

I know where you can buy

a cheap plane ticket to.

 

And you won't need apostrophes

just some terminal e's.


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Posted 08 April 2019 - 02:17 PM

I wont be giving up this well-worn barstool.
It cradles my bahookie (that is a new Scottish word I have adopted, as should you) quite well.
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Posted 08 April 2019 - 09:00 PM

I am very much in the market

to adopt a bahookie.


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Posted 08 April 2019 - 09:01 PM

Although the vowel count

would make it rare here.


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Posted 09 April 2019 - 07:14 AM

Live Bahookie


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Posted 10 April 2019 - 03:14 AM

Yeah, I've heard some pretty

musical bahookies in my day.


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Posted 10 April 2019 - 03:16 AM

Although not all were

sweet and melodic,

if you know what I mean.


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Posted 10 April 2019 - 03:18 AM

I think you do. We've all experienced

some mean honkin' stonkers before,

haven't we?


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Posted 10 April 2019 - 05:11 AM

I practice for volume


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Posted 10 April 2019 - 05:50 AM

Seriously, whats happening to my apostrophes?

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Posted 10 April 2019 - 06:01 AM

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Posted 10 April 2019 - 07:29 AM

ahoy-grammarphobes-lets-welcome-them-han


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Posted 10 April 2019 - 11:21 AM

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.


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Posted 10 April 2019 - 11:44 AM

Grate.
Now I have to write without contractions, possessives, and good old Southern colloquialisms.
That will certainly sound natural coming from me.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 11 April 2019 - 01:52 AM

Invent an apostrophic pig latin:

 

Abbie6rs got a punctuation problem,

her 6rpostrophes 6rave stroked out.

 

All I6rll add to that is this:

Sorry ma6ram, this stool6rs taken.


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Posted 11 April 2019 - 01:53 AM

Inelegance has never been so elegant.


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Posted 11 April 2019 - 04:49 AM

Why sir, you certainly have a way with punctuation.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 11 April 2019 - 03:47 PM

I'll hire a helpful person to make balloon apostrophes.

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 04:38 PM

Ah, some things never change.
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Posted 13 April 2019 - 09:38 PM

I... wait.

Is that... ???

Nevermind.

Regardless, I'm very happy for you AB. :)

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 09:40 PM

Perhaps one day, I'll be sleeping within the crumbled castle walls in the south of France...

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 09:57 PM

Perhaps one day, I'll be sleeping within the crumbled castle walls in the south of France...

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Posted 14 April 2019 - 01:52 PM

There is no place like home.

 

It's a dream of extraordinary magnitude.

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 05:43 AM

My apostrophe's apostrophe: '


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Posted 15 April 2019 - 05:44 AM

apostrophe-209x300.png


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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:51 AM

It's a widdle silly to think

there could ever be a real

apostrophe catastrophe.


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Posted 15 April 2019 - 05:33 PM

Digits, castles are drafty.
Crumbling castles are especially drafty.
Find a nice cottage.
Cottages are cozy.
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 05:34 PM

And the Apostrophegeddon is upon us.
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 08:10 PM

It6rs much, much worse

than you would believe.


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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:55 PM

I deep-fried a deviled egg today.
Not proud, just saying...
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Posted 18 April 2019 - 06:49 AM

As long as you don't have a haggis hanging from a rafter. Seriously, I was lately musing on the possibility of living in a Scottish village, some place where I could walk (not far) to a pub and enjoy a pint of Belhaven or the like. And clearing the fuck out of the U.S.A. for good. Nice to know that someone is seriously entertaining the possibility. Maybe your new place has a couch whereon I can crash for a night or twelve ...
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 07:02 AM

Mmmmm, haggis.

 

When offal can't get any betterer!


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Posted 19 April 2019 - 05:59 AM

I would leave here if I could cut the chains


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Posted 19 April 2019 - 08:38 AM

Me too,


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Posted 19 April 2019 - 02:45 PM

I'm staying put, it'll be myself, and Keith Richards, emerging unscathed from the rubble when everything collapses.


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Posted 20 April 2019 - 09:08 AM

The roaches have been here since the time of the dinosaurs.

They will be right there tussling with Keith over a doughnut in the gutter.


You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 07:28 PM

They'll make a nice garnish for Keith Wendigo stew I'll be making.


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Posted 21 April 2019 - 07:44 AM

There is a very real mental disorder known was Wendigo psychosis in which the sufferer has insatiable desires to consume human flesh despite the fact that there may be more conventional food sources available.

 

Better not ask what he wants for dessert.


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Posted 27 April 2019 - 07:24 PM

Wendigo Stew A La Ravenous The Movie.

 

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Posted 27 April 2019 - 07:25 PM

I spent some time tonight,
trying to figure out
If champagne is to be treated like beer or wine.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 28 April 2019 - 05:22 AM

I've been enjoying some really nice, fruity, smooth and well aged Romanian Slivovitz Troyanska.


Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 28 April 2019 - 10:26 AM

If champagne is to be treated like beer or wine.

 

Like wine - down the sink.

 

Haven't seen the ravenous movie.

 

Seems like there was a wendigo in a Steven King story, that's all I knew about it.


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Posted 04 May 2019 - 03:02 PM

Holy fucking xit, I6rm drinking absinthe.
I6rd almost forgotten how it tasted.
And I6rve been saving it for nine years, apparently.
Figgered that6rs long enough.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 06 May 2019 - 09:16 AM

I detect a Gaelic accent rolled into the personal pronouns. Prepping? Nine years is plenty long for absinthe. For anything, really.
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Posted 06 May 2019 - 11:23 AM

I am in love with Abbie's personal pronouns.

I could get downright possessive about them.

Truthfully made me vocalize my mirth

to see what she had done. Ah, love.

I'm ready to head to Scotland for a dram.


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Posted 06 May 2019 - 05:55 PM

I6rm not there yet.
Sometime this summer...

And I consider the personal pronouns a gift from you.
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Posted 06 May 2019 - 08:50 PM

Validated by a woman at last.

 

You are a woman? I mean

Djirk's seen your tits, yeah?


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Posted 07 May 2019 - 04:44 AM

I have not


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Posted 07 May 2019 - 12:35 PM

Rut row.


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Posted 07 May 2019 - 04:00 PM

but I've seen her ass


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Posted 07 May 2019 - 10:01 PM

Mule.jpg


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Posted 08 May 2019 - 11:21 AM

You6rre all my asses.
And if I remember correctly,
you6rre all my boobs, too.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 08 May 2019 - 08:55 PM

Oh, Fug me.


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Posted 01 June 2019 - 03:15 PM

Are you all on vacation?
All 4 of you?
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 02 June 2019 - 02:24 AM

Just real busy.


Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 02 June 2019 - 07:58 AM

I'm out in my fenced in area


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Posted 02 June 2019 - 10:36 AM

I thought you only cared about me.

Musta been sumptim I didn't say.


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Posted 02 June 2019 - 06:12 PM

Anything you don't say makes me mad


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Posted 03 June 2019 - 08:38 PM

I'm not gonna respond to that.


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Posted 05 June 2019 - 11:29 AM

Words, like violence, break the silence.


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Posted 06 June 2019 - 06:51 AM

The Aesthetics of Silence


shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


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Posted 07 June 2019 - 03:58 PM

I have this shirt - it draws a lot of remarks, for some reason:

i-like-the-sound-you-make-when-you-shut-


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Posted 10 June 2019 - 11:43 AM

A modified Mule with Cranberry juice.

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Posted 10 June 2019 - 11:46 AM

https://youtu.be/vqnk9HWbKRA
Es gibt keine Ruhe da!

Edited by louchefabrik, 10 June 2019 - 11:52 AM.

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Posted 18 June 2019 - 09:59 AM

The day after the photo of that mug was posted, a visitor was looking at my habanero tree (see the other thread).  Damned if she didn't make a comment out of nowhere about Moscow Mule Mugs.  She has never seen this forum.  Then my daughter ups and says she was thinking about getting me one of those mugs.  I don't drink vodka and I don't drink from metal vessels - some sort of metallica electricity thing goes on with my teeth and tongue.  But the synchronicity -


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Posted 18 June 2019 - 10:00 AM

Tibro, I got your letter.  I hope to respond - just so you know I'm not ignoring nor forgetting.


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