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#1 TheGreenOne

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:58 AM

We conclude that precopulatory sexual selection by females favored the evolution of suicidal
reproduction in mammals

 

Oh, I want you
Like a kangaroo

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 10:05 AM

Thus we have the equation:

Down under = penal colony.

 

Should I be surprised?


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 05:20 PM

I'm just glad to finally understand the song.  Now I can get on with my life.


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Posted 09 October 2013 - 02:47 AM

I don't speak Ozzy.


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Posted 09 October 2013 - 07:41 AM

So much for your understanding Nick Cave.

 


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Posted 10 October 2013 - 12:50 AM

Agreed. Fucker's

incomprehensible to me.

 

I look closer to home.


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Posted 10 October 2013 - 08:05 AM

Be American, By American


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Posted 10 October 2013 - 09:56 AM

Amerika!


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 08:10 AM

New World Order

 

Old World Symphony


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Posted 12 October 2013 - 10:32 AM

Doctors' orders.


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Posted 12 October 2013 - 10:12 PM

...clap the party of clowns outside


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 06:47 AM

...believing and shitting are two very different things!


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 08:32 AM

The Madcap Laughs


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 10:23 AM

Smilin' Singin' Vegans


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 10:40 AM

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Posted 14 October 2013 - 01:40 PM

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 02:01 AM

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 10:12 AM

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 10:59 AM

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 11:10 AM

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 11:13 AM


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:58 PM

Fire on the mountain


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Posted 17 October 2013 - 06:48 AM


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Posted 17 October 2013 - 10:22 AM

Breathe


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Posted 17 October 2013 - 11:24 AM

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 12:15 PM

Offbeat


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Posted 17 October 2013 - 09:05 PM

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 02:40 AM

 Jurassic Ark?


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 05:02 AM

Did you say

jerkass t-shirt?


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 09:36 AM

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Posted 24 October 2013 - 08:57 PM

I love my life


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 10:48 AM


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:15 AM

Oh. My. ...


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:24 AM


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:55 AM

Dazzled by the beauty of it all


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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:44 AM

Safety line


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Posted 05 November 2013 - 10:10 AM

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Posted 05 November 2013 - 11:16 PM

Who you calling a pussy, bitch?


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Posted 06 November 2013 - 10:19 PM

They look familiar.

Haven't I seen those two

somewhere before?


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Posted 07 November 2013 - 10:14 AM

You may want to consider a different support group.

 

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 07:18 PM

I'll bet his mother

was a tailor.


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Posted 10 November 2013 - 03:34 PM

Neither tinker nor tailor

his mother was a boilermaker

 

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 09:57 PM

You mean...

 

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 09:00 AM

More like,

 


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 05:11 AM

I'll drink to that!


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 08:38 AM

You'll drink to anything.

 

 

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:56 PM

Zippy goes there.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:25 PM

I went there for a while.
My first drunk weekend in Vegas
after I moved here was courtesy of
one of their members.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:00 PM

Nothing says courtesy like the provision of alcohol.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 06:29 PM

And someone to drive you
around to all of the places in
a two-mile radius which serve it.

I'll never forget that guy...whatever his name was.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:29 PM

I knew her once...


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:29 PM

A long, long time ago.


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Posted 13 November 2013 - 12:43 AM

I wooda

never forgotted.


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Posted 13 November 2013 - 01:06 PM

I've already forgotten the girl that I would never forget.

 

Almost.


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Posted 13 November 2013 - 11:49 PM

Muscle memory is not just

for athletes.


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 07:56 AM

The atrophied muscle is in my head. 


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 08:03 AM

Viagra overdose?


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 01:45 PM

She tried those pills but they kept falling out.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 11:29 AM

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 12:39 PM

Almost as big as the rat

I caught in my basement.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 12:44 PM

  . . .

 


Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 01:10 AM

Bats in me attic, too.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 01:10 AM

Big as pterodactyls.


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:23 AM

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 01:04 AM

???

 

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 08:39 AM

Ha!


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