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#1 Guest_Louched Liver_*

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Posted 08 December 2003 - 10:02 PM

And we have very few puppets, so
there really is about 100!

#2 balzdeep

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Posted 08 December 2003 - 10:06 PM

And the puppets start popping up faster than weeds in a petunia patch!
Yup, the last time I was there it was an early night. That was over half a decade ago, and I am now living a mile higher than most of you fucks. I WILL OUTLAST YOU ALL!!!

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Posted 08 December 2003 - 10:12 PM

Peep's pal Mara just climbed aboard @ 99.

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Posted 08 December 2003 - 11:52 PM

Really? she looks so young!

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Posted 09 December 2003 - 06:05 AM

is she a shemale too?

that would be cool!

we need a "Real Live Shemale" title.
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Posted 09 December 2003 - 06:33 AM

I'm a puppet!
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Posted 09 December 2003 - 06:37 AM

:BL:
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Posted 09 December 2003 - 06:38 AM

Shut the fuck up!

I hate it when my other personalities get out of line.


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Posted 09 December 2003 - 06:41 AM

"I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave."
I'm in control now.
Mwahahahaha.
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Posted 09 December 2003 - 06:51 AM

:BL: :wave:

Shit.

<Sigh.>

Yes, mistress.


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Posted 09 December 2003 - 09:05 AM

Well, the Century Lounger has been let in.
My guess is-
Puppet.

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Posted 09 December 2003 - 10:05 AM

death to all puppets!!!!!! :sweeper:

cept for lambchop.
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Posted 09 December 2003 - 10:06 AM

Thank you for sparing me.
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Posted 09 December 2003 - 11:28 AM

Is it a hand puppet? :yes:

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Posted 09 December 2003 - 11:33 AM

:yes:

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 09 December 2003 - 11:49 AM

If you want to have a chat without HAL hearing,just go into a
pod. :idea: :river:

If you like puppets,or they freak you out (but you like that kind of thing)
see Being John Malkovich.It gives a whole new meaning to puppetry.
:grnb: :nerv: :yes:

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Posted 09 December 2003 - 12:43 PM

Hi everybody! I am not a puppet, I am made of flesh and blood - a real boy!

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Posted 09 December 2003 - 12:52 PM

'Master of (King of the echo people) is pulling your strings!!!'

:skull: :blbl:

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Posted 09 December 2003 - 01:32 PM

No, CG was right. I don't think that Puppet Master II has anything to do with this.

(Or does he?)

It's not my doing, either.

(Or so I think.)
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 03:24 AM

is she a shemale too?

Yeah -- that talk about XuXu's boyfriend ruined a perfectly surreal future never-ending story about he-shes, she-hes, lesbians etc.

Shame, really.

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 07:01 AM

is she a shemale too?

Yeah -- that talk about XuXu's boyfriend ruined a perfectly surreal future never-ending story about he-shes, she-hes, lesbians etc.

Shame, really.

he/she's can't have boyfriends?


you better alert Harvey Fierstein's old man.........

Edited by Celticgent, 10 December 2003 - 07:02 AM.

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 09:32 AM

he/she's can't have boyfriends?

Never said that.

I was trying to say that the photographs, plus mention of a boyfriend, tends to cut down on the confusion that could otherwise have arisen and blossomed into a wonderful thread.

Peeper's two first "self" photos got us off to a good start, but since then, it's been downhill all the way :blbl: .

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 09:37 AM

I was trying to say that the photographs, plus mention of a boyfriend, tends to cut down on the confusion that could otherwise have arisen and blossomed into a wonderful thread.

Peeper's two first "self" photos got us off to a good start, but since then, it's been downhill all the way  :wink: .

i must have missed the pictures of his/her's genitals.

dammit, i always miss the good stuff.

:blbl:
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Posted 10 December 2003 - 10:03 AM

I don't.

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 10:23 AM

Oh, go ahead. Don't spoil the fun. Maybe we're just passing, sixers.

Xu-Xu and I used to be roomies. She's the one who originally quipped that I was a drag queen trapped in a woman's body. CG may not be too far off.
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Posted 10 December 2003 - 10:58 AM

CG may not be too far off.

Master Louchie, I have been practicing the gift.
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Posted 10 December 2003 - 11:07 AM

Keep practicing.

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 11:14 AM

i'm not going to paint your fucking fence again, if that's what you had in mind.

maybe if it wasn't chain-link.........
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Posted 10 December 2003 - 11:44 AM

You do keep whacksing off though.

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 11:47 AM

You do keep whacksing off though.

which you think i wouldn't need to practice since i've perfected my craft.....
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Posted 10 December 2003 - 11:53 AM

Even the Master's Touch grows
old.
Hence, the left hand.

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 12:01 PM

that and the old "sit on your hand to make it fall asleep so it feels like a stranger's hand" technique.

i've heard strangling oneself until you bite into the lemon wedge technique can be pretty fun, but i'd never try it in x s.
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Posted 10 December 2003 - 12:02 PM

Is that a Tequila cumshot?

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 12:03 PM

...but i'd never try it in x s.

Good one.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 12:18 PM

spank you very much.
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Posted 11 December 2003 - 05:46 AM

that I was a drag queen trapped in a woman's body.

Parse Error: too many levels of indirection.

[Reboots self]

Does Xu-xu come up with many like these?

I bet you didn't have to clean the floor up in your room to often, with all the :clap: ing going about.

[Note: I'm really surprised that I have *no* problem at all mentally visualizing what Xu-xu meant. Not that that means my mental picture is right, of course]

Edited by sixela, 11 December 2003 - 05:47 AM.


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Posted 22 August 2015 - 02:38 AM

Seams all the puppets died.

 

Coincidence?


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Posted 22 August 2015 - 04:22 AM

I dunno . . .



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Posted 22 August 2015 - 09:36 AM

Zombie pinhead.


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Posted 22 August 2015 - 09:37 AM

Kinda like my weiner

on a bender.


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Posted 24 August 2015 - 05:24 AM

Zippy rules!


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Posted 24 August 2015 - 07:41 AM

Certainly zombie pinheads do.


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