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#1 Louched Liver

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:23 AM

But I was on the road-
Jan8-31,
13 states+Washington DC,
3250 miles driven,
65+degree temperature change,
1 sore back,
2 sore butt cheeks,
very little sleep,
piles of laughs and smiles.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:26 AM

Stop #1, 2 days in TwAtlanta w/Oscar and Hissy.
I loved how they'd decorated their space, really cool:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:28 AM

Xit like this:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:29 AM

And this:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:30 AM

And gobs of absinthe
stuff. More than I've
ever seen in one place.
Xit, more than I've
ever seen in 5 places.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:31 AM

I got to Grouchville
before Ostard.
Got to sit in the parking
lot and watch the 'hood
drift by.

Ostard and his fils finally
extricated themselves
from traffic and in we
go.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:32 AM

That night we went to
see the remake of The
Thing.

Good for a hoot.

I started the tradition
of smackin' the xit
outtah O Jr. for every
movie I mentioned he
hadn't seen.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:34 AM

Bed time was near 2:30,
OJ had to be to school @
7 in some type of bizarre
torture for his 'rents.

The boyz were stirring about
so I went off for the ride too.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:34 AM

Rainy predawn TwAtlanta
on almost no sleep=
*blech*.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:35 AM

Midday we went here, the
botanical garden:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:37 AM

Here's the Tard and his
pussy, right before Tard
got all hallucinatin' and
xit. He musta bumped
up against some tropical
stoner plant in the jungle
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:45 AM

"Look at those oysters!"
Tard cries. Hissy and I cry too.
On a 'cuz we're scared.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:51 AM

Another oyster bed. The oysters were
amazing. I'd never have guessed there
could be so much variation.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:52 AM

There were dozens of
varities. Dozens. All
lovely.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:53 AM

Knee Panties. Lotsa these fuckers too.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:54 AM

One of these things, and it was purty:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:56 AM

Is there anywhere to escape the
"work" of the one eyed, one
armed glass man Chihully?

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:57 AM

And another:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:58 AM

Back to the domicile
for that thing that
screams-
WE ROCK HARD-
a nap.

And The Courier calls.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:13 AM

Here's some old booze we drank,
it smelled and tasted real good:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:14 AM

And some not so old:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:15 AM

The Courier's pix of
the Tesla coil are betterer.
We tried to light that
Lucid on fire w/the bolt
of electrons hitting the
spoon. It looked cool, but
it didn't ignite. I drank the
Lucid. Man was it more
burnterer.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:16 AM

This fucker's lotsa fun:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:17 AM

We took a breather on the roof deck.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:18 AM

As stated previously
the fucks over yonder
were damn drunk and
carryin' on like drunks.

OysterTard sez-
They're drinking absinthe.

Me-
So?
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:20 AM

The mix was about 4:1
absinthe, and they were
chuggin'.

OysterTard starts saying,
sotto voce, then louder
"L'absinthe!"
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:21 AM

Finally the dude w/the
Kubler comes over and
gets schooled.

And soft, sad Sara, who
was too pitiful to fuck w/.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:22 AM

So, having at some point
been deemed not fuck headed
enough to not bring him
down, we brought him down.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:23 AM

He tasted many HGs,
including one many of
us think is one of the
bestest ever, plus PF 1914,
got 2/3 bottle of CO, a
spoon and a book.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:24 AM

The courier told him to
never drink absinthe
again because he'll
never surpass that night.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:25 AM

I said sad, soft Sara
looked slow and weak
enough to only need
one back seat seat
belt to hold her down
for a Google Search
in Vlad.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:25 AM

The Courier was
repulsed.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:26 AM

Next day I left for
Kirkensteinville.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:28 AM

When I hit the mountain
the signs were ominous-
Fallen Rock
High Crosswinds
Fog Area.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:28 AM

Great, so the wind
is gonna push me
into a pile of rocks,
and when I go off
the mountain, I
won't be able to see
the flight.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:29 AM

All I got was fog.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:33 AM

When you get to see Kirkenstein,
you get this for day one. For hours.
He relishes the company, but the
spring's been winding tight for who
knows how long. Best to just sit
back and let it unspool.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:34 AM

Kirkenstein did a lot of this:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:35 AM

I think this is a samovar:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:36 AM

There was yummy
foodstuffs and then,
late in the night, beddy
byes.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:38 AM

Next day, we went for a
walk to get our shoes
muddy, I was attempting
to deal w/an unscrupulous
auto repair place back here
in Tally (Furrin Auto. Boy do
they suck.) through Peeps,
w/1 bar or less celly service.

Kirk suggested I go to the
balcony of his back building.

That got me 2 bars and the
job done.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:39 AM

He'd gotten the Playboy
w/the article about absinthe
from 71 and I read it, lying
in the sun and stretching my
aching back.

Nice.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:40 AM

We had b'fast at noon.

A beer and a sammy
@ 5.

Then WE ROCKED HARD!

I woke up about 7.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:57 AM

We drove about 3 days
to the town of Galax to
here:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:59 AM

Live bluegrass/radio
broadcast, complete
w/the announcer on
stage at the breaks,
standing at a mic,
reading ads for local
businesses.

Like a Garrison Keillor
you could look at
w/out throwing up.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:01 AM

The band from the balcony.
I loved the music.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:04 AM

Kirkenstein and I had said
it was going to be an early
night. At 5:15am we had one
of those "Oh, xit" exchanges
of looks.

I was up until 8:30. Got back
up @ 11:30 and was on the
road across the bottom of Ol'
Virginny by about noon, passing
rebel flag clad trailers, out of
control truck runoffs, and stunning
vistas.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:05 AM

Got to Xit City early evening.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:07 AM

Greeted by the Prol and missus,
who's paintin's I love. I'm gonna
get me a few at some point. Gotta.
Got a tour of Prol manor, Tried his
Old Timey Absinthe clone that is
pretty fuckin' good, and off we went
to din-dins. Leaves may have been
burned.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:08 AM

That's Boggy Bong Water
in the front.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:08 AM

Da host:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:11 AM

Had us some delicious
fried oysters and some
beers. Mrs. Prol hosed
down the goth chicks at
the next table w/lemon
juice and the moon popped
outtah the mermaid's ass.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:11 AM

I think she's the Xit
City version of
Punxatawney Phil.

So it meant sumpin'.

Or not.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:14 AM

After all the driving, this was welcome:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:15 AM

There was also some peat
and some
Wheat Thins
<--------------
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:16 AM

I did have to push in my
own stool. After I broke
the one I was perched upon.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:18 AM

The drive to DC was happily
uneventful. One wrong turn
due my mapping software.

Circled a bit looking for parking,
being a Sunday night.

TGO was waiting outside the
hotel for me, where he'd
graciously put me up.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:20 AM

We went up to the room,
called Peeps so she and
he could yak.

He'd brought PFs
'40, '30 and '10!

I'd say the 40 was the
best of the bunch. I'd
expected more of the
10 after having the 14,
but everything(one) ages
diffy like.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:31 AM

Off we went to
eat some Thai.





Food.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:34 AM

Then we went to the
Brickskeller to have
some tasty beers and
we got a nerdy, nebbishy
know nuttin' 'bout no
beers waiter.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:35 AM

Who would not fuckin'
stop thinkin' we were
lawyers until TGO
convinced him we were
telly scribblers.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:36 AM

Then xit got really fun.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:37 AM

We also shared a bottle
of champagne barrel
aged beer w/nearby table
who was ooing' and aahing
over the bottle.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:38 AM

2 chicks and a guy.
The guy was makin'
water when I poured
out the stuff at their
table.

And he's still not back.

And he's still not back.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:39 AM

So I saunter back over
and tell the ladies-
You mutherfuckers best
get drinkin' or I'm takin'
that xit back!
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:39 AM

And we discussed
Woody Allen movies.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:40 AM

Next day-
NYC. I love
New York.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:42 AM

No trouble w/traffic, found
the Pod Hotel just fine
and even a parking ramp
across the street.
Onliest problem was the
guy in front of me was
afraid to take his car
down into the hole. He'd
ask fucks as they walked
by if they'd do it for him.

Asked me too, said he's
watch Vlad.

Um, no.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:44 AM

Met up w/Brooks and we
continued our quest to hit
all the dive bars in Manhattan
before they disappear. This
one's near Bloomies and prolly
isn't long for this world.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:46 AM

This one kills. Even has working
dumb waiters because the
kitchen is upstairs.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:47 AM

Lotsa real old xit on the
walls, unlike
TGIBenniganTuesday.
Pressed tin ceiling
w a a a y up there.
Mirrors in the booths.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:49 AM

And world class urinals.
Not the best in the world,
that'd be McSorley's, where
we went 2 days in a row
and Brooks had a conversation
w/the owner, who'd been
working there since 1964.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:53 AM

Next day met Porkio (long time no semen)
at Tia Pol
for a long, leisurely lunch full of
great food and conversation.

Brooks joined us after a couple
hours and we talked some more
and walked the Piggy back to
work.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:02 AM

We headed down to the Lower
East Side to see the Eldrige
Street synagogue, in what is
now Chinatown.

20 years and $20,000,000
in renovations in, it's
quite lovely and somewhat
awe inspiring.
It was just the 2 of us and
our guide Martin. And a
couple hours later, I knew
more about Judaism and
synagogues than I ever
thought I would.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:03 AM

Inside view of the main
stained glass:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:04 AM

Interior:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:06 AM

We headed to the river,
because we'd heard
there was an old bar
under the Brooklyn
bridge.

We found it, in a leaning
wooden building, 1/2 of
it looking condemned,
but it had cloth table
cloths and candles.

Not really a dive, so we
found another one to
stop in, have a couple
scoops and take a leak.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:08 AM

This is what it looks
like it is:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:09 AM

A short hop away:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:11 AM

The next morning I
stopped at a diner
for coffee, arranged to
meet Brooks at Rudy's
(always gotta stop @
Rudy's).

Got to Rudy's and had
to order a beer before
the beertendress would
make any coffee.

Fair fucks ta her.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:12 AM

McSorley's the 2nd time,
the Holiday, the Blue
and Gold.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:13 AM

The B+G, not to be confused w/the P+G:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:14 AM

I thought Chumley's had
reopened, I was wrong.
And w/that disappointment
I bid adieu to Brooks and
walked 47 blocks back to
The Pod.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:16 AM

Got up the next day
and got the car outtah
the lot, $147 lighter.

Had no trouble getting
99% of the way to
Pussy manor, but goddam,
even w/3 sets of directions
and a detailed map I
managed to have to drive
around for 1/2 an hour
to find the place.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:17 AM

Even still, I beat Pussy
home so I took a nap
in Vlad.

Loogie had called and said
he was drinkin' and would
be over in 20 minutes.
He was only off by an hour.

And off and runnin' by a
few beers too many right
from jump.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:50 AM

Well, not too many
at that point, but
the pump was too
pre-primed for the
night ahead.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:25 AM

I love a good story,
especially one with pictures.
They're to keep out witches!

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:28 AM

Then go find one.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:30 AM

When Pussy axed me
what I wanted to do
whilst in Boston, other
than hangin' w/him and
Glassy I said suckle some
o' his suds from a commercial
tap and go to Bukowski's.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:33 AM

I'd only been there once
before, but it's one of my
favorite bars ever.

Birthplace of the Cindy
calling.
Great beers.
Filling, cheap food.
Great Cindys.
And Loogie always seems
to come off the rails there.
While ordering beers
based on glass and
bottle shape.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:34 AM

This is our Cindy for the
evening, whom none but
Loogie called Cindy,
Mariah.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:35 AM

She liked my fuckin'
unicorns xirt, so I
offered to trade 'er.

She wussed out
after initially sayin'
Yes.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:36 AM

Loogie was a great
foil, but the needle
on the boiler was
edging towards red.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:37 AM

BoilerS
They're to keep out witches!

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:39 AM

The most amazing back bar
I've ever seen, or could even
imagine. Jacob Wirth.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:40 AM

Yes, good point.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:40 AM

I managed to explode
yours quicker'n Loogie
popped his.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:41 AM

That back bar must be over
15' high and about 30' long.
Covered w/ornate carvings.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:42 AM

Loogie explained how
"kolsch" meant cherry
and ordered something
that wasn't on the menu
and the Cindy had fuck
all idea what he was
trying to get.

So he xowed her a
tattoo.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:43 AM

Didn't help.

By the way, she
was a lovely native
of the Bottle Washer
Islands, which,
eventually, caused our
Loogie great mirth.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:45 AM

Off to the Tam, a sorta
dive bar poplulated by
slumming students.

Not a lot of fun, but me
and Pussy played porcelain
hugger roulette and ordered
draft beer.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:48 AM

Next we hit the
Cunt Flap, when last
Pussy had me here,
we were sitting next
to a couple junkies
who'd leave their drinks
on the bar, cross the
street, go upstairs,
and come back in about
20 minutes, well, different.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:49 AM

There was a live r+b cover
band w/Slack Jaw's dad
on bass.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:49 AM

Stylin'!

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:50 AM

Pussy got pissy (British version).
Loogie got pissy (American version).

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:52 AM

Xit escalated to the
point it just weren't
no fun no more. I
offered Loogie the
opportunity to hit me
in the head w/a garbage
can just to end it.

We went back to Pussyville.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:52 AM

Where it got real warm.

Then real wet.

Then real cold.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:53 AM

I kept apologizing.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:54 AM

After a fffffreezing
night on the couch,
me and Pusster went
to Watch City to taste
his creation and actually
have to pay for it!
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:54 AM

Dunkel me, Dog.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:55 AM

Had some good grub too.
Here's the important part.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:57 AM

Met the lost kissin' cousin
Cindy here (never did find
out her name).

Lives blocks from my mother's
house in Lansing.

Grew up the next town over.

Has relatives in the same nowhere
development as me in northern
Michigan.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:58 AM

Bought her a drink
and gave her a ride.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:58 AM

Um, not that kind.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:59 AM

Pussy and I went to the
Harvard Museum of Natural
History to see these amazing
flowers made of glass a
century ago as teaching tools.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:59 AM

Blown up sex parts!

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:00 PM

A quick cha-cha to Charlie's
as we wait for Glassy to get
done workin'.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:01 PM

Not a dive bar, but sure
has the look.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:04 PM

And around the corner (literally)
to Grendel's Den to grab some
butt holders before Glass gets
over.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:05 PM

Grendel's is a cool place.
Good food and a good
beer list. And, it's got
character.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:06 PM

It also serves flaming style
absinthe, so nothing is perfect.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:07 PM

Dinner done,
it's back to Pussyville.
Man, that guy kept
bringin' out great beers
and absinthes.
Thanks.

Here's that Boggy Bong Water again:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:08 PM

There were 3 different
samples and I'll be
goddamed if anyone
could tell one from the
other.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:08 PM

We were having fun:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:09 PM

Glassy is a generous
hostess, and that's
sayin' a mouthful:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:10 PM

Appropriate place for the drip. Didn't have far to travel.


The bongwater I meant . . .


:BL:
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:11 PM

Next day kissin' cousin
Cindy picked me up and
we visited the ICA
on the Boston harbor.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:13 PM

Yep, that's really my cousin.
And her name is really Cindy.

We had a bite to eat and some
beers and caught up on the last
25 years since we'd actually sat
and yapped.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:14 PM

She dropped me back
at Puss' and I hit the
couch and racked out.

I was running out of gas.

I got up about 9 and was
dissuaded from leaving.
Good idea.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:16 PM

The next morning I tried
to beat a quiet retreat but
Pussy got up to bid me adieu
at around 7ish.

And I locked the keys in the
trunk.

And Miss OnStar asked me
some questions, and asked
me a couple more, her voice
soothing and reassuring,
then some pulsations hit
Vlad from a satellite high
above and the door locks
popped up like a 15 year
old's hardon.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:19 PM

I drove to Atown,
where all the lame
asses I wanted to
see neglected to
bother to tell me
when to see them,
or ask when I'd be
there.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:20 PM

I did get to see Asta
and build a fire in
the fire place.

Other than that, it
was too weird bein'
around my ex for any
length of time and the
Mini Mansion is a pig
sty. Bummed me out.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:23 PM

My good friend Anne,
the former Mrs. Dog
Boy, did get ahold of
me as I left Boston and
we met, along w/her
new hubby, Constable
Whitebread, at the
Allentown Brew Works.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:25 PM

The Atown Brew Works
is where I'd be working
if I lived in Atown.
And if I worked.

Anyway,
one of the owners
remembered me from my
days at the Bethlehem Brew
Works and gave us the
VIP tour. Pretty fuckin'
cool place. I may work
there at some point after all.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:26 PM

Layin' there in the
cold of the night, in
the filth of what
used to be my office,
I couldn't take it
anymore and got
up at 6 to head for
Michigan.

Traverse City, to be
precise, 13 hours away.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:27 PM

Hit near whiteout conditions
and black ice in western Pa.

A jackknifed semi facing the
wrong way gave me pause
to slow down. I actually thought
the highway may get closed,
but things got better as I got
near Ohio.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:29 PM

The wind was kickin' unholy
ass through O H Ten, some
of the trailers on the semis
were listing to the point I
thought I might see one tip.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:30 PM

In Michigan I gambled
and headed west for
131, being the straighter
shot to Traverse and
hopin' the lake effect
snow wouldn't let loose.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:32 PM

News of the Mayor
traveling makes many
things happen.
The snow pushed near,
but steered clear.
There was even blue sky.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:33 PM

Traverse City is a cool
little town. As I'd said,
there's even 3 brew pubs
walking distance from
each other down town.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:35 PM

I was xot when I arrived,
but a hot xower and a
couple three white Russians
chilled me out.

I was stretching out my
back by pulling me knees
to my chest and my aunt
Vally Pally bumped one of
my legs and tore the xit
outtah my back.

I had to roll outtah bed the
next morning and work the
computer on my knees.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:53 PM

Uncle Mick and aunt 3X5
built a really nice house in
Lakes of the North.

I split my time Up North
between there and Traverse.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:54 PM

Out the window:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:56 PM

Uncle Mick, Aunt 3X5, Bottle Boy, Aunt (don't call me aunt) Vally Pally:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:56 PM

You can see some fairy
squeezin's on the
counter.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:57 PM

And, as Prol stated, there goes the Boggy Bong Water!

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:59 PM

Great, warm, generous
fuckers and somehow we
are related. Always a
good time.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:00 PM

Mick where he's happiest,
tending his basement bar:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:00 PM

And that water bottle
was NOT converted
into a pipe by yours
truly.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:01 PM

A diffy1 wuz.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:03 PM

Short's is a just plain
great brew pub in the
fuckin' middle of nowhere.

16 beers on tap w/only
7.5 barrel brew kettle and
all of them are at least
very good.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:05 PM

We go here a lot and
Mick+3X5 voluteer to
help at beer festivals
for the owner.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:10 PM

After meeting up w/some
other fucks, we headed
onward to Pearl's
a surprisingly good New
Orleans style joint, again,
in the middle of nowhere,
but a long drive from the
other middle of nowhere
which is still a long drive
from the middle of nowhere
where Mick+3X5 live.

Good BM:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:11 PM

The next night was when
we went to the hockey
game in Traverse.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:12 PM

I headed south to Lansing
via Grand Rapids to drop
off Vlad to my fuckhead
brother.

I was going to stay w/
Postal Lee in GR, who
was also going to pick
me up in Lansing and
drag my ass back.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:13 PM

I passed him on the highway.

Gave him a call.
Lee-
Hey, what's up?

Me-
I'm in front of you.

In front of me?

*brake lights, brake lights, brake lights*

I see ya!
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:15 PM

So, he was following me.
And then he wasn't.

Oops. A radiator hose
came loose.

He had it fixed by the
time I got backtracked.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:16 PM

Dropped off Vlad in
Lansing and raced a
blizzard back to GR.

Had a pizza and some
beers in downtown
Sparta, got to Postal
Lee's and the snow and
wind started.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:17 PM

Next day's paper:

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:18 PM

The roads were xit...

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:19 PM

...so we went out for beers and nachos.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:20 PM

Dos XX.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:23 PM

The next day was the final
leg and it turned out to be
a doozy.

My itinerary said I had a
Northwest flight. And to
check in at the airport
w/Atlantic Southeast.

Saw my NW flight was on
time, didn't see that
Atlantic SE even exists.

Headed for the airport
and Postal Lee takes a
wrong turn. uh, oh

And there's construction
at the main
terminal entrance.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:25 PM

More uh, oh.

So, I go to NW and
try to use the kiosk
because I'm running
close at this point and
it tells me to see an
agent.

Agent tells me to use
a different kiosk, this
one at the counter.

Says to see an agent.

What flight are you on?
she axes me.

Atlanta, 2:50.

Oh! You're on Delta!
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:29 PM

*trudge, trudge, trudge*

Try to check in.

We're short one.
the agent sez.

Well, yeah, fuckstick,
that'd be me.

Nope, they've closed the
door. It's a 2:45 flight.
I'm told.

Um, no, it's a 2:50 flight.

Tough xit was pretty much
what I got.
And put on the 5:20.

Which got delayed to 7:15.
Which left at 6:45.

So, I arrived in Atlanta w/an
hour to spare and only 3
gates away from my final
flight to Tally!
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:30 PM

Only that flight got
zapped.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:31 PM

Scanned my ticket under
some scanner thingy and
I got 2 $7 meal vouchers,
2 hotel vouchers and a
choice of 2 flights the
next day.

Fuck that.

I'm ready to walk the fuck
home at this point.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:33 PM

I pick up the black
Delta courtesy telephone
and get a flight to
Jackson(off)ville in a
couple minutes, from
E terminal.

I'm in D.

I go downstairs to catch
the subway thing and hear:
Next stop terminal C. C
as in yer a stupid Cunthead
and this is heading the
wrong way.

uh, oh
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:35 PM

I ride the fuckin' thing
all the way to the wrong
end and then back again.

I've got 20 minutes to
catch my flight or I'm fucked.

Other losers are in a jog
w/me, exhorted on by Delta
staff-
Run! Hurry!
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:36 PM

Get there, get on the plane.

*huff, huff, huff*

Just an announcement ladies
and gentlemen, our flight crew
has yet to board the plane. We
are hoping they will be arriving
shortly.

Great.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:38 PM

And then an entire
Chinese village proceeds
to enter the plane and
fill all the remaining
seats.

But, amazingly, the crew
xows up and we take off.

After the power goes out
a couple times.

I think the crew was as
ready to just keep goin'
as the rest of us. Fuck
power, lets go!
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:39 PM

Got to JAX w/Peeps, bless
her heart for moving me
up a notch on her scale of
importance, on the way.

The luggage lazily circles.
Stops.
Is joined by other by other
wheeled bits of cordura.
Save one.

Guess what!
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:41 PM

So I go to the little
luggage lost counter
and other fuckers are
being told-
Your luggage is at so
and so and should be
here tomorrow.

My turn.

Any idea where it is?

Um, it should be here...

So, no idea?

Um, no.

2 iPods, camera, expensive razor and brush, etc...
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:42 PM

Peeps gets there,
runs me home.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:43 PM

I get phone 2 phone calls
the next day from little lost
luggage and the xit's delivered
that afternoon.

I"ve had some great nights
of sleep since being back
and got all my chores caught
up as well.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 01:44 PM

End of story.

I'm gonna get
a cheap bottle
of wine and some
generic lemon/lime
soda.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 02:01 PM

Good BM:


Is BM an abbreviation for Bowel Movement?

And thanks for the Story. I haven't been able to travel in awhile so I like reading about others, especially when it involves drunken craziness. Thanks again for lunch.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 02:20 PM

3250 miles driven,

And you're back where you started.

Glad you stopped by.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:08 PM

Only back where I started
from geographically my
friend.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:11 PM

For Google Mappers:
Tally to
Atlanta to
Austinville, Va to
Norfolk, Va to
Washington, DC to
New York City to
Boston to
Allentown, Pa to
Traverse City, Mi to
Mancelona, Mi to
Elk Rapids Mi (for dinner) to
Traverse City, Mi to
Lansing, Mi to
Sparta, Mi.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:13 PM

I sincerely doubt I'll ever
do it again. More money,
more time, and a traveling
companion would all
help since the insane
exuberance of youth has
dissipated.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:16 PM

OK, next time skip Elk Rapids.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:24 PM

kerouac would be proud.

now where's the rest of the pics?

some sounds and tunes to go with the story...
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:35 PM

The music was provided
by my iPod on shuffle.
About 10% of the
9,245 on it.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:36 PM

The rest of the pics
are on this here
computer, along w/
some incriminating
video.

Anyone who knows me
knows I could talk
about any of this
xit for a good long
time offline.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:36 PM

See me sometime.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:39 PM