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#1 Bognoz

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 11:13 AM

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I didn't know he'd been
to Turkey recently.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#2 Louched Liver

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 11:34 AM

Cute smile.
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 12:54 PM

WTF!!!!! is that!!!!!!!
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

#4 Louched Liver

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 01:05 PM

It's our own Lambie!
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:02 PM

I seriously hope not. That thing is disgusting and I remember Lammy and Mr. Lammy being wicked cool and awesome.
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:26 PM

Looks a little like CG . . .
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:52 PM

Probably smells like him too.
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 03:06 PM

I remember Lammy and Mr. Lammy being wicked cool and awesome.

Very true.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 05:33 PM

Porky's sent a missive their way.
Hopingly they can get a babysitter.
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#10 balzdeep

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 09:56 PM

Wow! I have pulled deformed lambs and calves but that is FUCKED UP!!! I would probably be freaking out in front of the owner if I pulled that out!! The best was a schistosomus reflexus kid (goat) that I was pulling for a mennonite kid (human) who looked like he was 16 (he was over 18, but not by much). Kept feeling 3 feet in the birth canal and kept explaining to him that they all felt attached and unless the kid was deformed it wasn't possible and that I'd have to split the thing in two to get it out. He began gagging when I was doing it and had to leave. Once out it was a kid bent in half that was deformed and had it's intestines on the outside. I put it together and took a picture...was a really unique deformity. Obviously it was deceased prior to me performing the fetotamy. Below is a pic of the deformity in a calf.

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 10:18 PM

Wow.
What a fun job!

Fucked up kidz all around...
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#12 Louched Liver

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 10:18 PM

How'd it taste?
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#13 balzdeep

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 10:22 PM

Like Chicken!
Yup, the last time I was there it was an early night. That was over half a decade ago, and I am now living a mile higher than most of you fucks. I WILL OUTLAST YOU ALL!!!

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 10:26 PM

Only inside out and w/hair?
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#15 balzdeep

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 10:31 PM

No. That's pussy! Only a bit fishier!
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 10:34 PM

Not cooked long enough.
More friction.
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 10:39 PM

YIKES! If you are getting sparks I think it might be too much friction!!!
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 10:43 PM

Don't debate someone's taste.
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#19 balzdeep

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 10:52 PM

True. Some like Smoked Salmon, some like sushi! I am not going to argue either way.
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 10:56 PM

Hmm...

Smoked sushi!
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#21 balzdeep

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 11:00 PM

At what point did this digress from abnormal animal mutations to cuntilingus to seriously pondering the possibility of smoked sushi? This is the Lounge I remember! All in the first page!
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 11:19 PM

Nice siggy!

Yeah, this place is this place only at the pace of frozen molasses.
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Posted 14 January 2010 - 06:31 AM

Hopingly they can get a babysitter.

No need. It'll be a perfect place for kids.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 14 January 2010 - 08:47 AM

Dogs, Europeans AND kids?
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#25 Louched Liver

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Posted 14 January 2010 - 08:49 AM

The kids would like the fair.

Unless there's human faced sheep fetus.
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Posted 14 January 2010 - 09:04 AM

What kid wouldn't like that?
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 14 January 2010 - 09:39 AM

1 w/sight.
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#28 Bognoz

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Posted 14 January 2010 - 11:14 AM

Obviously
you have never met
my two boyz.

Mebbe you xould.
They love fairs.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 14 January 2010 - 11:18 AM

W/Bog faced fetuses?
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#30 Bognoz

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Posted 14 January 2010 - 11:22 AM

Boggy's face ain't
the scaresome part.

Though maybe he ain't
quite fully baked.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 14 January 2010 - 01:28 PM

With that coy smile, you can understand when the herder says "damn thing wanted it"
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Posted 14 January 2010 - 01:47 PM

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shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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#33 Bognoz

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 08:03 AM

Could it be Balz'z absence

is splained by his love of absinthe

and of whorses???


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