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#1 TheGreenOne

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 01:17 PM

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#2 artemis

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 03:30 PM

I've never seen a bathroom in a gas station.

I suppose desperate people have "bathed" in a sink or a toilet, but if it doesn't have a shower or a bathtub, it's not a bathroom.

Just saying.


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Posted 18 November 2016 - 11:46 AM

That this is the only country that can't say WC.


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#4 artemis

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Posted 18 November 2016 - 05:15 PM

Crapatorium, or as they say down on the farm, shithouse.


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Posted 19 November 2016 - 07:55 AM

When I was a boy I had a friend who asked to use the commode,  being a word hound, I commented on the impressive new one and asked where he found it,

"I was charged with breaking one and my public defender explained what it was", his answer took some of the shine off.


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Posted 19 November 2016 - 09:12 AM

Years ago I was in the habit of stopping after work to shoot pool at a joint called the Green Door.  The tables were okay; the rest was third world at best.

The "bathroom" reeked of piss like it was oozing from the walls, which wasn't a stretch - I went in there once and saw my opponent pissing into the sink.

Dynamite would not have been overkill for cleaning that one up.


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 12:20 PM


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