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#1 CelticGent

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Posted 15 December 2005 - 12:33 PM

maybe they're screaming in pain.

either way, it's annoying as hell.
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Posted 16 December 2005 - 07:57 AM

I have some blue leather Converse that squeak, and yes... it's annoying.

Especially when it's only one foot that's doing it.

*clop--squeak--clop--pfft--clop--squeak...*
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Posted 16 December 2005 - 08:38 AM

zactly.
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Posted 17 December 2005 - 06:57 PM

I used to have a pair of sandals that made flatulent hissing sounds at random intervals.
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Posted 17 December 2005 - 09:47 PM

Dating shoes!
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 08:48 AM

No, It's my chunky platforms that date me, but I refuse to give them up. Those ones make me sound like a pretty pony: "clop, clop; clop, clop."
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 11:15 AM

and a pretty pony you are sweetie.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 03:48 PM

At least that explains my affinity for sugar cubes.
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 09:24 PM

What about salt licks?
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 07:01 AM

lick my belly button
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 07:30 AM

Pretty ponies love them a salty lick.
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 01:15 PM

Go salt your own lick, pilgrim.

Gracious. It's a good thing we weren't discussing the mules.
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 02:36 PM

And that gig I had in Tijuana, back in '96.
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 04:30 PM

Fast forward Allentown 2005

Not much has changed.

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 04:31 PM

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
I love you both. Really.

*ducks*

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 05:21 PM

No, no, you're quite right. It's a fair characterization. Except those mules didn't kick as much and had sunnier dispositions. As for El Higado, perhaps he ought to defend my honor, but the very thought of that would give him sheer fits for oh, so many reasons.
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 05:27 PM

Ok, so I tell the Mrs. about this last exchange.

She's laughing because she's thinking "big cock"
And I'm all like "No, no, the joke is about Jackassedness!"
and then I feel all inadequate and she's like "Oh honey!"
So I whimper off to shower myself and reflect on my less
than horse-like anatomy.

Edited by Headouard P., 20 December 2005 - 05:27 PM.


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Posted 20 December 2005 - 05:31 PM

Ha! You're both right, of course.
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 05:32 PM

I was wondering how you knew.
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 05:35 PM

An even humorous sidenote:

These man-woman discussions reel out of context and
proportion as they often do and thoughts that don't make
any sense pour forth like milk from an untended teet.

I said "Promoters in the animal sex trade don't use
horses because they're too expensive! That's why they
use Donkeys!"

Which made Kallisti laugh and laugh... Nothing like a woman
laughing at a man ('specially a self-perceived man).

Edited by Headouard P., 20 December 2005 - 05:36 PM.


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Posted 20 December 2005 - 05:39 PM

I feel compelled to point out that the common misperception that untended teats are problematic seems to be a uniquely male misapprehension.

If you're still making each other laugh, fair enough for you.
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 05:39 PM

That's irreplaceable.
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 05:57 PM

Cock sizes.

Kallsti was wondering also "how I knew"
I assured her, as I assure you, neither Liver
or I exchanged penis sizes in person or in
"private" by any means, at any time.

To thine own sausage be true!!!

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 05:58 PM

Oh, well. He's fond of you all the same.
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 11:35 PM

..., neither Liver or I exchanged penis sizes in person or in
"private" by any means, at any time.

To thine own sausage be true!!!

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Posted 21 December 2005 - 06:02 AM

That was all smoke and mirrors. I had
a leatherman dangling from my belt.

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Posted 21 December 2005 - 06:25 AM

was he a midget, or are you really tall?
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Posted 21 December 2005 - 10:14 AM

:shrug: And I mean :BL: !
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Posted 21 December 2005 - 02:28 PM

You little tramp!
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 07:47 PM

:BL: All your post are belong to me!
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