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#1 solaris54

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 09:29 PM

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted 23 January 2012 - 04:07 PM

"LMAO"

Doesn't leave you with much, does it?
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#3 solaris54

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 04:53 AM

Hahahaha very funny
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 06:49 PM

"LMAO"

Doesn't leave you with much, does it?



You always look like you're laughing your arse off absomphe. :wink:

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 07:34 PM

Butt I'm cryin' on the inside, dontcha know.
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 03:16 AM

Since when non-alcoholic drink can have psychoactive properties of beer?
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:00 AM

Ever since imagination was invented.

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 12:46 PM

Everyay incesay imaginationyay asway inventedyay


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Posted 27 January 2012 - 01:25 PM

I. Magi, Inventor
of imagination
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 01:25 PM

Always the same ol' same ol'.
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 03:01 PM

Mais je pleure à l'intérieur de ma tête, vous ne savez pas


Et on rit de toi à l'extérieur de nos têtes...
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:43 PM

Quoi que, Dumas.
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Posted 31 January 2012 - 02:23 PM

Qui est ce « Dumas » ?
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Posted 04 February 2012 - 12:54 PM

Tu es dumasssss
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Posted 04 February 2012 - 01:40 PM

Sounds like you dumasses speak the same language.
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 09:50 AM

muchas gracias senorita
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 11:54 AM

mooch ass
grab ass
see ya in the mirro'


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Posted 19 February 2012 - 10:39 PM

THE BLONDE AND THE LORD


A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,

and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular

cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"


Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of

cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens

the voice bellowed,


"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"


The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of

the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.


The voice came once more,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward! and said,

"IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK!"
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Posted 01 March 2012 - 10:39 PM

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 09:30 AM

Bière™ bière ou Heidelberg ?
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Posted 03 March 2012 - 09:06 AM

Bière™ bière ou Heidelberg ?


What are you saying? Something about the Hindenberg?
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 04:43 PM

"Oh, the humanity."

Nothing personal, SolarBris.
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 06:57 PM

What he said.


You can make it personal if you want.

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 07:39 AM

If is personal you hurt my feelings. I don't speak French like everyone else here on this forum.
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Posted 19 March 2012 - 06:57 AM

Attempts at pandering may or may not prove successful.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 01:56 PM

Free Solaris!
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 06:07 PM

Or, not.

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