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#1 G&C

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 05:30 AM

I was waiting for the coffee to be pressed this morning when I noticed I had guests.
They were just in time for the pour.

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 05:33 AM

Sorry for the crappy pic. It's hard to get the focus through the glass and I didn't want to spook them onto the highway opening the door.
I really don't live in the woods and it has been many years - since I was a kid - that I have seen deer on Finn Hill.

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 07:42 AM

They like cream and sugar in their cuppa?
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Posted 17 June 2010 - 07:44 AM

They take it black, like me.

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 10:50 AM

I was pissed this spring when I found
that deer had made a meal
of the bark on two very young apple trees
in my yard. I thought they'd killed 'em.

The apple trees are doing fine
and my ire has since subsided.

Yes, deer in the yard
are better than most neighbors.
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Posted 17 June 2010 - 10:52 AM

Of course, I did lose most of my tulips
when they were but green sprouts
to their ravenous spring appetites.

But they fertilized as they fed.
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Posted 17 June 2010 - 10:57 AM

Balance.

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 01:10 PM

If that's what you call
xitting where you eat.
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Posted 17 June 2010 - 07:06 PM

Think about it.
Everybody eats shit
every day.

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 07:26 PM

Butt not everybody
thinks of that
as a balanced diet.
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Posted 17 June 2010 - 07:33 PM

Who said it was?

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 10:06 PM

He sd,
with a xit-eating grin.
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Posted 27 June 2010 - 08:47 AM

Watched a deer graze
just across the road
for a while yesterday.

Today a crane circled overhead
in the clear blue sky.
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Posted 27 June 2010 - 08:52 AM

Bestest was when momma deer
returned to graze with her two fawns.


Fair gamboling fawns
in the late afternoon sun
The work day is done
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Posted 27 June 2010 - 12:59 PM

Very nice.
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 10:41 PM

Nearly home early evening yesterday two deer
casually crossed the road in front of us.
Stopped the car and watched them mosey-off
up the hillside into the underbrush.

It has been the summer of the deer.
One sighting a week. Usually more.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:15 AM

Had cops, fire, ambulance and utilities at a house in the alley last night.

It's been summer per usual.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:19 AM

G&C -- what's the deal with all the jack rabbits an' snails? We didn't have those around here when I was a small boy...
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:26 AM

They represent how fast you cum and how slow you think.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:35 AM

Too slow to make a cumback.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:36 AM

Slug.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:38 AM

Slag.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:39 AM

Shlub.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 04:04 PM

G&C -- what's the deal with all the jack rabbits an' snails? We didn't have those around here when I was a small boy...

You should notta been fucking so much...

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 09:38 PM

Do not eat those
buttrocker rabbits and snails
they taste like ass.
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 12:31 PM

No, that'd be the Donkey Burger™...
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 12:52 PM

I heard that you like xoes
butt I deedn't know you do the mule.
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 01:36 PM

I have zero pears of mules in my xoe collection....
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 01:53 PM

The popular heet it
and keek it approach.
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 02:40 PM

I don't approve of Mansandles™. That'd be Dinky...
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 02:58 PM

Who give two fucks what you approve of?

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Posted 24 August 2010 - 03:13 PM

'Parently someone who wears Mansandles™...
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 10:20 PM

I never wood have guessed
that yr one who insists
on keeping it closed in back.
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 08:34 AM

:PTFA: :whack:
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 01:31 PM

Mukluks?

Oh, fuck!
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 01:36 PM

Pylo????
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 01:38 PM

G&C, you should head on downtown...

http://www.fluevog.c...001767/zoom.jpg
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 01:45 PM

I won't BC'n U
in mukluks?

And no mule
xoe xow neither?
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 01:51 PM

It was Pylo who wore the mukluks...he has since disappeared...
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 01:57 PM

He fell up to somewhere.

If I were going downtown, it will only be to stop here for dinner.

http://www.artinstit...restaurant.aspx

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Posted 25 August 2010 - 01:58 PM

3 course fine dining for $20.00 a head.

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Posted 25 August 2010 - 01:58 PM

$16.00 if you know a student.

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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:05 PM

That's the problem with mukluks I guess, when you fall -- you fall up not down...
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:07 PM

Do we know a student?
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:23 PM

Saucier.

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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:23 PM

She's cooking this week.

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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:25 PM

hmmm. Do they serve Sour Beer?
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:30 PM

Pike brewing....

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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:31 PM

Here's your beverage list:
http://www.artinstit...erage-list.aspx

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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:46 PM

I don't have time this week, butt mebbe when we get back from ATown...
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:52 PM

I've been twice.
Once with my daughter. She had the duck and I the lamb.
Both excellent.

My first trip, the chef instructor cooked my pork shoulder to show how he expected the rest done.
He had added the non menu item that evening.


Indeed!

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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:53 PM

I might go tonight.
If not, tomorrow!

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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:57 PM

hmmm. I'm not a fan of Duck nor Lamb. They need some red meat on that menu!
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 02:59 PM

I thought I'd had more time this week, butt that plumbing accident and the 4 extra trips to Home Creepshow put me way off schedule...
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 11:51 PM

Cum for the booze
stay for the venison.

The deer population keeps
climbing. Don't know where the
predators have gone.

Guess I need to invite more.

Seeing deer purty
durn regularly these daze.
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 01:39 PM

Never had vennyson. Does it taste like goat or chicken?
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 01:41 PM

Like a chicken

that's been fucked by goat.
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 01:41 PM

Or vice versa.

Butt I mean that
in a good way.

Either way.
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 03:05 PM

I'm chicken to fuck a goat.

On a 'cuz ya fuck just 1...
ENORMUS DICK

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 12:19 PM

Haven't been walk through the village this week
without scaring up a big old hare.

One right at the end of my driveway today.
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 12:22 PM

And I was pleased to see
the local stork
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Neighbor's expectin' a baby.

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 12:35 PM

shoot them so we'll have somethin' to eat in August...
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 12:37 PM

And make you some bunny slippers
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 02:28 PM

Long as they're Fluevog shaped, I'm sure he won't.
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 11:19 PM

I don't deal in imitations.
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Posted 05 May 2011 - 06:40 AM

Just counterfeits?

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 09:19 AM

Plain ol' fakes.
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Posted 05 May 2011 - 09:20 AM

Fluevogs ain't plain.
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 01:05 PM

Pooch spooked a young stag
on our walk this evening.

Stag bounded through the long grass
dog plowed after it then
hadda start hopping like a bunny
hoping to see which way it went.

Tired herself out in no time.
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 01:09 PM

On another note, our wee football-
sized woofer is in the repair shop.

Two vertabrae in her neck
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with the big girl. All in fun.

She was crumpled in a ball
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and full movement back alreddy.

Close call.
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 01:30 PM

Stop throwing her like one then...
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 01:31 PM

Speaking of coffee, do they have that in Czeckerland?
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 01:38 PM

Her missa long hair,
you calling me a big girl?
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 01:40 PM

Quit phucking with me
or I'll leave you at the
Barfsucks koughee xop.
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 02:22 PM

Her missa long hair,

I gots my xits cut off...

Edited by Félix, 12 July 2011 - 02:22 PM.

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 09:42 PM

Interfere with yr image
as a home redecoratorer?
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 04:03 AM

Back to the old jack?

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:18 AM

No, knot that xort, sport...
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:04 AM

http://beauty.about..../ss/bobcuts.htm
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:11 AM

I know, I shoulda went with the 'American living in Czeckerland' cut:

http://www.wattix.co...igan/thesun.jpg
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:36 AM

It loses the whole effect
iffen you can't see the wildlife
krawling in and out and
buzzing all about konstantly.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:36 AM

Butt it's a fair kartoon representation.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:37 AM

Looked about right to me.

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:37 AM

I think he shoulda gone for it.

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:48 AM

Maintaining the biosphere takes werk.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:49 AM

I bet it doo.

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:52 AM

donut?
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 11:03 AM

Yeah, throw emma donut
now and then, they
eat 'em up.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 11:19 AM

...™

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 12:09 PM

Auntie Flo!™
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Posted 26 August 2014 - 09:12 PM

The deer've been here.

 

And there and

well, damn near.


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 09:14 PM

Butt betterer than that,

and a whole lot more

astounding and weighty,

were the pretty animals grazing

on the long grass

next to the slow moving

creak.


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 09:15 PM

Coming off the forest path

into the small town on my bike

I was pleased to see the big top.

Didn't know it had come around.


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 09:17 PM

Down by the waterside,

three elephants eating

and generally taking it easy.

 

The tink - tink - tink

of the day done.


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 09:21 PM

On the way home sometime later

a black stork flapped

a wing-spread away, no more.

 

Every feather defined to see.


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Posted 03 September 2014 - 04:50 PM

I like it.  Brautigan-like.


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Posted 04 September 2014 - 03:41 AM

Some people are too

smoove for werds.


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Posted 04 September 2014 - 03:42 AM

I think you

just called me

a Dick.


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Posted 04 September 2014 - 06:16 AM

Don't get a swell head.


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 08:46 AM

I think you

just called me

a Dick.

A beet poet, anyway.


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 10:08 AM

Borxt.


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 11:57 AM

Now you'll have to wash your beard.


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#103 Bognoz

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 12:57 PM

Bloody hell no.

 

I saveur the flayveur.


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Posted 06 September 2014 - 03:47 PM

"Tink, tink, tink". . .

Disturbing how the work brings back fond memories.


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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:47 PM

2_f8c99394-bc67-49cd-8294-88ebfceb5fdc_g


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Posted 03 February 2015 - 06:34 PM

Butt, we only sell Small, Large and Extra Large.

We don't have a Medium.


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Posted 04 February 2015 - 12:39 AM

We?

 

Oh deer.


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Posted 04 February 2015 - 01:02 PM

Mint tea. Grate for brewin' up plots....


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Posted 05 February 2015 - 04:15 AM

That's steep.


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Posted 28 August 2015 - 03:38 AM

A moth which

passes as

a hummingbird.

 

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 06:56 AM

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 11:13 AM

Cool!

 

Looks more like a butterfly than a moth.

 

Glad it's not in my coffee . . .


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Posted 28 August 2015 - 10:51 PM

Looks more like an hummingbird

than either a butterfly or moth.

 

Darts, zips, hovers and hums

with bird-like muscularity and intent.


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Posted 28 August 2015 - 10:58 PM

Second time I've seen one here.

Both times I thought hummingbird

with a big question mark

before concluding the truth.

 

Remarkable insects.


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Posted 31 August 2015 - 07:43 AM

Does it taste more like a hummingbird, moth or butterfly?


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Posted 31 August 2015 - 12:05 PM

Its tastes seem to be those

of the hummingbird.


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Posted 31 August 2015 - 12:06 PM

Otherwise I surmise

it tastes like chicken.


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Posted 01 September 2015 - 07:09 AM

Does hummingbird taste like chicken?

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Posted 04 September 2015 - 10:06 AM

I prefer kitten with kimchee! More like a garlicy squirrel! :wink:


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Posted 22 September 2015 - 05:32 AM

Mmm, squirrel.


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Posted 23 September 2015 - 05:56 AM

All pussy tastes the same.


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Posted 23 September 2015 - 05:57 AM

If it tastes like ass

you missed the mark.


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Posted 23 September 2015 - 06:59 AM

A free range chicken goes down different than a farm raised one


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Posted 23 September 2015 - 06:59 AM

I like Pussy. Free range is a bit funkier than domestic.

 

 

As for chicken, the stuff in the stores tastes the same because chickens aren't naturally vegetarians. Real bug eating yardbirds taste much better and so do the eggs.


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Posted 24 September 2015 - 05:17 AM

Yes they do, and the yolks are brighter. Must have been a government study, done with grant money.


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