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#1 Bognoz

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 11:16 AM

Dux.


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Posted 28 April 2015 - 09:05 PM

My neighbor has a free

range flock maurading

the immediate environs.


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Posted 28 April 2015 - 09:06 PM

Slug hunting thugs.


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Posted 29 April 2015 - 06:58 AM

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 07:58 AM

Balut!


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Posted 29 April 2015 - 10:20 AM

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 12:05 PM

I'd hit it.


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Posted 29 April 2015 - 01:21 PM

Or egg her on.


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Posted 29 April 2015 - 09:13 PM

Gotta like a girl

what swallows.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 06:26 AM

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 06:32 AM

' stink that sums it up.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 08:26 AM

These ducks are endlessly amusing.

The flock, when altogether, must number somewhere

around 20-25, I suppose.

 

Black, white, tan, mallard-like

and assorted combinations there-of, freely

roaming the village, in gaggles and

pairs and trios and more or less assorted

numbers there-of.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 08:31 AM

A century or more ago they were referred

to as penguin ducks or some such there-of appellation.

 

They're flightless, small-breasted and erect,

running around rather efficiently but rather

waddle-y as ducks are and penguins more-so.

 

The creek's okay, they'll take a paddle, but a puddle

is even more fun and quite the mud-hole when

they're through with it.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 08:35 AM

They're not loud nor gregarious in any great

way. Just muttering ducks, puttering around

eating, and eating grazing for insects but even more-so

slugs and old slug eggs that somehow haven't

managed to hatch yet.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 08:38 AM

I may need to start leaving bread trails for them.

The slugs have already found my new

angelica seedlings and found them acceptable.

 

They've even eaten of my newest, smallest

rhubarb planting and denuded tiny leaves.

I thought the oxidic acid was a natural defence.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 08:40 AM

Fuck 'em all, they're duck food now.

I'll no longer need to tolerate finding the

slimy bastards 17 inches tall

into my artemisias eating

the tenderester newest shoots.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 08:43 AM

Indian runners are my friends.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 08:43 AM

Or at least I'd like them to be.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 08:51 AM

Witch isn't to say

go fuck a duck.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 10:07 AM

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 10:36 AM

Gracious. Please

tell me this isn't what Reginald

my golden mountain dog

is going to be doing this summer.

 

I hadn't even considered the possibility,

butt he's going on a year old and boy

oh boy he's discovered he's a boy.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 10:38 AM

Some of the neighbors

are of the opinion already

that the dux are bitches.


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Posted 30 April 2015 - 12:46 PM

Ballz would like that pic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Assuming he's still alive.


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Posted 01 May 2015 - 12:49 AM

"... but chou fook one dook."™


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Posted 01 May 2015 - 05:01 AM

Is it me, or is that duck smiling?


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Posted 01 May 2015 - 05:41 AM

That's what I was thinking.


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Posted 01 May 2015 - 05:49 AM

It was begging for it.


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Posted 01 May 2015 - 06:15 AM

Or just having a good time.


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Posted 03 August 2015 - 10:42 PM

The dux are all butt

gone.


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Posted 03 August 2015 - 10:43 PM

Unceremoniously, butt

the beginning of the end

as I saw it wuz

a couple red stains on the road.


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Posted 03 August 2015 - 10:45 PM

This morning I saw the new

flock.

Flightless

and voracious.


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Posted 03 August 2015 - 10:46 PM

But they have beaks

not bills.

A distinctive red

wattle.


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Posted 03 August 2015 - 10:48 PM

The turkeys have come!

A dozen or so little gobblers.

Free range.

I hope they fatten fast.


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