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#1 Bognoz

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Posted 20 October 2015 - 10:49 AM

I love her.


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 10:52 AM

Ronnie's my 7 yo gsd.

 

A week ago she came up lame.

Don't know why. 


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 10:54 AM

Hyperactive. Passive-aggressive.

She don't want you on my land.

 

Emotionally, a hard case.

Emotionally, my best girl.

('aside my wife, of course.)


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 10:56 AM

X-rays say she has an arthritic hip.

 

Conjecture suggests maybe

Reginald Mantle man-handled her.


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 10:58 AM

Reggie's my Berner - Golden Retriever mix.

A Golden Mountain Dog.

 

Fuckin' sweetie. And he


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 10:59 AM

has two bad hips

according to the x-rays.

 

But they play and rassle.

Old girl and young pup stuff.


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 11:01 AM

Old? Ain't even eight.

 

He's aging towards two.


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 11:02 AM

Not just an arthritic hip

according that x-ray-may

be yes may

be no


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 11:02 AM

a shadow


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 11:03 AM

something eating at the bone mass

 

maybe


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 11:04 AM

Eating at my psyche.

 

Definitely.


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 11:06 AM

Ronnie hobbles, her hip hurts.

 

Her paw dangles mid-air, suspended

afraid of the pressure.


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 11:08 AM

And I'm blowing steam on my family.

 

Afraid.


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 11:09 AM

Too fucking male to admit to my wife

and children

that

 

I'm in love with Veronica Lodge.


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Posted 20 October 2015 - 01:57 PM

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Posted 30 October 2015 - 02:17 AM

She's getting used to being

a tripod.

 

No getting around it. That leg

is a bundle of pain for her.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 02:21 AM

And way up high on her thigh

you can see the reason why,

 

that lump.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 02:21 AM

Fuck.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 02:52 AM

My sympathy. Hard decisions.

 

I just talked to someone yesterday whose cat was in the final stages of cancer. She didn't want to take it to the vet and have it "put down." I've been there and had my beloved Mr. Kane die screaming in my arms in the middle of the night. I wish I had taken it to the vet or had the morphine to administer before that.

 

The reason I have no pets at present is not wanting to repeat the pain of losing them. Still, another cat may lurk in the future.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 05:49 AM

After my last dog (little sweet genius named Schatze) died, and then a cayote ate my miss Priss persian, I gave up, no more pets for me, I'm happy and the house is less dusty.

The pain was just too much, it can't be good for you, I was afraid it would kill me.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 10:12 AM

I'm sorry about Veronica, I always had hots for her.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 10:12 AM

Still do.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 10:12 AM

And for the cartoon character.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 11:47 AM

She can prolly carry that leg until it falls off.

Butt the bits that break free from that lump

are gonna go somewhere she can't overcome.

She knows it's a life sentence. We all do.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 11:51 AM

Including all the neighbors' cats.

Insult is always heaped on injury.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 01:39 PM

I believe it's called turn about...

 

Sorry about Veronica. It cannot be at all easy.

I'm with Kirk, it just hurts too much.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 04:14 PM

Mebbe it's all turn about.

 

Or the house always wins.

 

Or sum other bullxit cliche.


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Posted 30 October 2015 - 04:14 PM

Mebbe I'm Archie.


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Posted 01 November 2015 - 09:46 AM

Sorry about Veronica Bognoz, you too for yours Kirk, Prol and anyone else who has lost a pet. They are more than pets, they are family.

 

I had a Yorkshire Terrier (Gizmo) who was killed by an Alaskan Husky last Dec17th. Neither dogs fault, it's just the way they are. Husky saw Gizmo as a yappy little annoyance.

 

House was too quiet with me by myself, so I found a rescue down in Florence SC and drove down Jan1 this year to pick him up. He is over 11 years old and still suffering the loss of his previous owner.

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Posted 02 November 2015 - 10:17 AM

A life sentence, its what we all have.


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Posted 05 November 2015 - 04:06 AM

Ronnie won't be the first girl

I've had done in with a lethal dose.

Not even the nicest girl.

But she's my current heartthrob and it hurts.

Each day she's a little worse.

But some time yet away from our last day.

I hope.


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Posted 05 November 2015 - 04:13 AM

She has to know that the page is turning

for me, for us, the humans here.

And I don't just mean her life ebbing.

 

We have big plans afoot. A change

from waking until going to bed at night.

A watershed in life. A life

that, really, it will be difficult to mesh

with her prickly personality.

 

She may sense it will be easier for us

to go through that door without her.


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Posted 05 November 2015 - 04:18 AM

While we can we're basking

in each other's glow.

 

Moment to moment and day by day

it's what we all should be doing:

 

keeping decay at bay.


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Posted 05 November 2015 - 04:20 AM

The first Wednesday of every month

precisely at the stroke of noon

the sirens wind their sound up loud.

 

And Ronnie sings as the song winds down.


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Posted 13 November 2015 - 09:51 AM

We had a good run.

 

After deer, hare, cats and sundry others.

But this time she's not coming back to me.

 

RIP

 

Raise a glass to the east.


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Posted 13 November 2015 - 09:52 AM

And thanks for being here.


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Posted 13 November 2015 - 07:30 PM

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Posted 13 November 2015 - 08:20 PM

Big hug to you, kiddo.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 14 November 2015 - 06:26 AM

 I feel for your loss. A toast to good friends in passing.


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Posted 14 November 2015 - 06:50 AM

"Is there a dog heaven?", 'or do all dogs share one soul?' ". I don't know but I felt silly, like a child when with tears in my eyes I asked my best friend the first question, and he replied with the second, and I really wanted to know.

Right now, for me it's more of an existential question, but I can tell you for sure, it was not philosophically asked that day.

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 05:41 AM

Pain is for the living. My yard is ringed with the remains of cats long gone. My last cat disappeared to find its own secret place to die.

 

Sometimes I envy the dead, though I savor the richness of living in the present; the love, the friendships and the sensual pleasures of good food and good booze.


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Posted 16 November 2015 - 11:37 AM

Be well.


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Posted 16 November 2015 - 03:56 PM

Pain is for the living. My yard is ringed with the remains of cats long gone. My last cat disappeared to find its own secret place to die.

 

Sometimes I envy the dead, though I savor the richness of living in the present; the love, the friendships and the sensual pleasures of good food and good booze.

If we had a yard, it would be as yours is, and our last cherished feline friend did the same.

 

And, what you also said.


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Posted 15 December 2015 - 02:12 AM

SRMA


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Posted 15 December 2015 - 02:13 AM

Not an anachronism

for Marry Fucking X-mas.


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Posted 15 December 2015 - 02:16 AM

Steroid responsive meningitis-arteritis.

 

A form of systemic pain paralysis in dogs.

Or certain dogs, at least.

 

Like Reggie.


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Posted 15 December 2015 - 02:18 AM

Not the first time I've seen it.

Not the first time I've thought how bad it sux.

 

It crippled a toller we used to have.

Then the cure blew up her liver.


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Posted 15 December 2015 - 02:20 AM

A dose of cortico-steriods

brings the suffer back around

pretty damn quick.

 

Which is a relief.


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Posted 15 December 2015 - 02:25 AM

Every time we tried weaning the toller

off of the steriods she had a relapse.

And the dose had to be upped again.

and the weaning process started anew.

 

I'm hoping and drinking that we can get Reggie

pain free and his system back in line

without any relapses or long-term dependency.


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Posted 15 December 2015 - 02:25 AM

Wrap that and put a bow on it.


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Posted 15 December 2015 - 12:15 PM

I'll be lifting a glass in honor of Reggie.


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