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#1 TheGreenOne

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Posted 13 September 2016 - 08:27 AM

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Posted 13 September 2016 - 08:28 AM

 The Worshipful Company of Cutlers


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Posted 13 September 2016 - 09:08 PM

Isn't the current euphemism

for a cornucopia of edible insects

"basket of deplorables"?


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Posted 13 September 2016 - 09:09 PM

Or does that only apply

to the inedible ones?


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Posted 14 September 2016 - 05:52 AM

Chopsticks would suffice for the little critters.

 

The larger deplorables would benefit from education and a series of dope slaps


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Posted 14 September 2016 - 08:12 AM

Could come in handy as we eat our way down the food chain.


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Posted 14 September 2016 - 09:13 AM

A spoon that holds that amount of honey a bee makes in its lifetime, 1/12 teaspoon

 

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 06:13 PM

Scorpions aren't insects.

Just saying.


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Posted 14 September 2016 - 08:59 PM

Scorpions like insects are best

eaten off a wooden skewer.


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Posted 14 September 2016 - 09:05 PM

Butt Amerikans mostly only eat

corndogs off'n a stick.


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Posted 14 September 2016 - 09:07 PM

Off'ner they eat like they need

these:

 

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 06:18 AM

I want Kirk to make me one of those bugeaterz. It would so kewl to use it in lieu of chopsticks at all kinds of restaurants.


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Posted 15 September 2016 - 06:51 AM

It reminds me of a skit on the old Saturday Night Live TV show.  Back in the day, when they had talented comedians.

Gilda Radner acted out a dream she had about a vacation house infested with big alien creatures, sort of like the scorpion in the picture, but about three feet long.

But the house was also supplied with tools sort of like spear guns, with retractable spears that could be reset and used over and over.

So she went ahead and had fun with one of those.  Messy business, though.


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Posted 15 September 2016 - 06:59 AM

Off'ner they eat like they need these:

 


 

Indeed.

The Chinese buffet (pronounced like tuffet) has no bugs nor arachnids, at least not on the serving tables.  Patrons may use as many plates as they like, on as many trips to the food troughs as they like, for one price, but more often than not I see a citizen on his (more often her) first trip come away with a plate piled so high a second plate would be helpful just to make a lid.  It's as though they think the food won't be there anymore if they blink.


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#15 Bognoz

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 10:22 AM

It would so kewl to use it in lieu of chopsticks at all kinds of restaurants.

 

"Chopsticks"? If that's what you want to call it

okay. But "restaurants"? That doesn't have half

the ring of "road side diner".


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Posted 15 September 2016 - 10:26 AM

Not that I know much about the hip argot

among you young single dating fooks,

 

butt I don't think you're going to get far

with a pair of those for plucking pearls

in your satin sheeted suburban boudoir.


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