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#1 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 18 February 2004 - 01:41 PM

I just got this-

Hi Everybody !

We want just inform you of our new adress : www.absinthesuisse.com

We offer your a better service.

You can find some news about absinthe.

New Swiss Absinthe for selling the only one on the web.

100 % Guarante from Switzerland.

Please contact us or visit our website.

Nous parlons aussi le français, bienvenue à vous, n'hésitez pas à me contacter pour toutes questions complémentaires....

AbsintheSuisse.Com  Team


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#2 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 18 February 2004 - 01:45 PM

Looks like good ole Fabien is selling Kubler to us Merkins, but still no shitty LB.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 18 February 2004 - 01:50 PM

:spn:

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Posted 18 February 2004 - 01:51 PM

Hi Fabien. Remember me... I ran the louchelounge.com with Charles K.

Remember the Verte La Bleue you sold us.

Remember... the Absinthe that wasn't really absinthe.

Care to comment?


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Posted 18 February 2004 - 01:52 PM

:spn:
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Posted 18 February 2004 - 01:54 PM

It's been a year, and I'm still pissed off! :spn:
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Posted 18 February 2004 - 01:57 PM

I wonder how long your post will last.
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Posted 18 February 2004 - 01:58 PM

Let's see if he can convince me off his innocence.
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Posted 18 February 2004 - 02:13 PM

So I spent a little more time looking at the site.

There is some interesting stuff there, including a segment of a show discussing the legalization of absinthe in CH.

Interesting footage in there...

go to the news section and scroll down to the bottom.
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Posted 18 February 2004 - 04:34 PM

I notice the Louched Lounge is not mentioned in the links section, go figure.

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Posted 18 February 2004 - 04:56 PM

Those news programs are great.
In America, the news says Absinthe makes you go blind and it makes you crazy.
In Switzerland, the news says that while it's commercially smart to legalize abisnthe, the clandestine distillers would prefer it stayed illegal.

All I know is I want a fake wall behind the wine rack like the one in that news program.

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Posted 18 February 2004 - 04:57 PM

There are some place I'd rather us not be mentioned.

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 12:11 PM

The wormwood contains several gasolines of plants which can appear toxic with high amounts...


Vroom Vroom!

Edited by TheGreenOne, 19 February 2004 - 12:12 PM.

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 02:29 PM

Get tanked.

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 05:49 PM

then lit.

#16 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 08:39 PM

I wonder how long your post will last.


It managed to last about 12 hours. Now it's magically disappeared.
Poof- like our moneyan O pie
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 11:31 AM

Donate to Fabian? :wave:

"Support Us to collect new absinthe, informations and create our museum....
Thanks a lot..."

I thought a bunch of us made a donation through Snowpea. :fire:
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 11:32 AM

Butty isn't the only one:

JAPAN CUSTOMERS

"Not available for purchase to JAPAN" To get more fast and safe.

Contact our reseller "Gordon Robson" for Japan sales only.

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Posted 20 February 2004 - 02:07 PM

I've just given him the smackdown. I'm livid.

He had the nerve to post a "One free bottle" contest, and then began emailing the folks who contacted him to post on his forum etc.

The Admins here should be receiving an email. NATCH!

#20 Off. Jack Batemaster

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Posted 20 February 2004 - 02:14 PM

Are you interested in hiring a consultant, who takes care of these types of problems?
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 02:16 PM

Lets see how he responds to my indepth inquiry first.

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Posted 20 February 2004 - 03:01 PM

It may be too late.
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 03:39 PM

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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Posted 20 February 2004 - 04:06 PM

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:50 pm Post subject:

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Let me tell you something. I think I should win becuase I love Filterated Czeckerland Xit and Tjujon is grate! Why would you give it to some guy who only buys it every 5 years? I buy it all the time and drink it every day I would even order it from you all the time if I could but I buy from your business partner instead so I think you should share with one of your loyel cusomtomer. I buy it from you because your stuf have the most thujon out there.

<---me if I winit

<---me if I dont win it
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 04:07 PM

Um. :stager:
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 04:08 PM

Thought so.
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 04:09 PM

What's scary is that you can't always tell for sure.
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 06:29 PM

I didn't get the email ..... I feel left out. :stager:

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Posted 20 February 2004 - 09:23 PM

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My experience with your absinthe involved a fake Swiss Verte that originated from your company. Truly foul, not even absinthe; I’m surprised anyone buys from you at all. In fact it was a scam set up through a forum that was set up for the sole purpose of parting the unsuspecting from their money. Funny, now you have exactly that sort of forum here.
Seems to me that posting Spam in an American based forum doesn’t make much sense. In addition to being a slimy, objectionable tactic, you won’t even sell it to the USA, except through your greed-head reseller. Quit trying to get free advertising. Your shill tells enough lies and spreads enough paranoia as it is.
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 09:25 PM

:BL:

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Posted 21 February 2004 - 01:18 AM

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I see how it is, you don't like being reminded of the truth so you delete it. You never responded to our emails either.

Once again:

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My experience with your absinthe involved a fake Swiss Verte that originated from your company. Truly foul, not even absinthe; I’m surprised anyone buys from you at all. In fact it was a scam set up through a forum that was set up for the sole purpose of parting the unsuspecting from their money. Funny, now you have exactly that sort of forum here.
Seems to me that posting Spam in an American based forum doesn’t make much sense. In addition to being a slimy, objectionable tactic, you won’t even sell it to the USA, except through your greed-head reseller. Quit trying to get free advertising. Your shill tells enough lies and spreads enough paranoia as it is.
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Posted 22 February 2004 - 11:15 AM

OH MY GOD!

I think Slake has a soul mate living in Switzerland.

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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:40 pm    Post subject: My best experience

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Hi everyone !

Thanks for your post. About my own experience. I like to drink our swiss absinthe as a special way.
One night with some friends, we prepare our absinthe. Put absinthe inside a long glass, take our special spoon, with put the sugar, on the sugar we had 5 drops of alcohol of 95 %, after that you had softly the water. The rest of sugar you take fire during 10 seconds, the glas is with a beautiful looking, down color is blue with mix a light white sugar and the top with some fire. Really beautifull effect. Don't leave to long the fire because the fire will take off all the alcohol. Mix the sugar with the absinthe. The best moment when you try, you have inside your mouth a smooth taste between the absinthe, caramel and mixed of herbs. It is very hard to describe the feeling. The first glas is great, try with a second glass 5 minutes after the second one. Drink the second one, seat on your sofa and smoke a join of cannabis....
The effect is marvelous.... I will leave you the pleasure to discover that. The best things is to do with your friends.
The absinthe was usually associate with some drugs as morphine or opium....
But be carreful with the association of them....
Cheers


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Posted 22 February 2004 - 11:32 AM

Now you know how to drink that bottle of O-p-ie Verte. :what:
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Posted 22 February 2004 - 12:28 PM

The absinthe was usually associate with some drugs as morphine or opium....
But be carreful with the association of them....

I think he was smoking The Pot - or from canadia.
They smelt of pubs and wormwood scrubs
I don't get 'hints'
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Posted 22 February 2004 - 01:41 PM

a join of cannabis


:what:

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 07:46 AM

Um. :clap:

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 08:15 PM

But be carreful with the association of them....


I think this might be the guy that did the "All your basr are belong to us."

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