65 replies to this topic

[TheGreenOne]

Drinking...It's Important.

[Bognoz]

Important? Mebbe.

Butt mandatory is more
to the point.

Never kept a job that didn't
at some point make it necessary
to drink just in order to stay.

[solaris54]

No drinking allowed............random drug and alcohol tests.

[TheGreenOne]

I'm subject to those. But if I pass, I'm fired.

[Bognoz]

You cdn't pass
if you actually got yr
hands dirty and
wore pants.

[Félix]

Last few jobs totally allowed it (we even had beer coolers.) The current job, I'm subject to randoms.

[G&C]

You forgot
"Yes, It's my job."

[TheGreenOne]

Well, xit, I did forget that one. I blame it on the drinking at working.

[TheGreenOne]

The current job, I'm subject to randoms.

All jobs are random. Just in different ways.

[Louched Liver]

Didn't vote, but back in the day!!

[Félix]

So who's unemployed???

[G&C]

[A.B. Normal]

I still work for my old boss,
butt I get paid by the project
instead of salary.
And there are not too many projects these days.

[A.B. Normal]

Speaking of 'work,'
guess who's 'responsible' for the
emotional and physical well-being
of her 6-year-old nephew and
7-year-old niece tomorrow night?

Think I can get through 18 hours
without scarring them for life?

[Bognoz]

Nothing a little ECT can't fix.

[A.B. Normal]

For them or for me?

[Bognoz]

Whatever seems appropriate.

Butt as an adult
drinking has usually been
my option of first resort.

[A.B. Normal]

They'll be skilled little bartenders
before returning home.

[Bognoz]

Opening beers and pouring xots
does not a skilled bartender make.

So I guess yr going to regale them
with sordid stories through the booze.

Yeah, they're going to need the ECT.

[solaris54]

I feel sorry for the kids.

[Bognoz]

Why?

They still stand a chance
of turning out much better than you.

[Bognoz]

Hey, you ought to consider ECT.

[solaris54]

haha ...very funny

[Bognoz]

Seriously.

[Bognoz]

One more round
might bring you round.

[Absomphe]

Um, no.

[TheGreenOne]

Those kids will learn a trade and become of the envy of all their classmates.

[G&C]

Or just drunks.

[TheGreenOne]

That's what I said.

[G&C]

Sorry.
It's still early on this side and I'm on only my first coffee.

[Louched Liver]

And final ECT.

[Louched Liver]

Self administered.

[Louched Liver]

Yo, (X)it, since you are
shockin'ly stupid
I say go for it.

[Kirk]

Hey Solar sister, have you tried the Jade yet?

[solaris54]

I'm going to make an overseas order very soon. I'm going to try some different shit. Maktub is also recommended.

[Kirk]

Never heard of it.

[solaris54]

Well now is your chance to experience it:

http://absinthe.in/buy

Only $185 per bottle.

[G&C]

A fool and his money...

[artemis]

Never heard of it.

Butt Cam spelled backwards, slightly adjusted for Goths.

Check out Illuminati dot net, but spell Illuminati backwards, and see what happens. Put on your tinfoil hat first.

[solaris54]

WHen I spelled it backwards it sent me to my work website............NSA.gov

What is that all about?

[Louched Liver]

Naturally Stupid Assholes. gab on volubly.

Seems to say what it xould be saying.

[artemis]

It would be about you're fired, since they know you went from here to there, if you actually did work for them, but because I actually did, I have some idea of the qualifications, and I know you're full of shit, but I already knew that. Don't click on any old shit you see on the Internets, fool.

[solaris54]

uh oh

[artemis]

Just relax with a big mug of King o Spirits until they show up to get you.

[solaris54]

They aren't going to do anything for being on this site. You told me to go there so I was just curious. Kind of like research.

I mean this isn't a porn site or anything like that. It's all good.

Edited by solaris54, 29 April 2011 - 07:07 PM.

[Absomphe]

We keep telling you to go, period.

For all the good it does.

[solaris54]

Now how could I ever leave you? You are like my butt buddy...........

[Absomphe]

If that's what you're pining for, there are some magnificent Douglas firs up here.

[artemis]

Last time I checked, Fort Meade was in Maryland, not California.

And your arms are too short to box with Uncle Sam.

And doing what I say to do was never good for anybody.

[solaris54]

Also San Antonio, HNL, Denver, Augusta and other locations.

[artemis]

Lived in two of those, drank mead in one of the others.

[solaris54]

I'm sorry..........

[artemis]

No, the mead was pretty good.

[solaris54]

Did you every work in McLean?

[artemis]

Only in spirit.

[Absinthe_1900]

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[Bognoz]

Seams all is knot
as it seems.

[solaris54]

Fishin Hole?

[Bognoz]

Did you manage
to read that all by yrself?

[solaris54]

Yea does that mean you like Trouser Trout?

[Louched Liver]

Smelt?

[solaris54]

I prefer red snapper.

[Félix]

You must have dealt it...

[Absomphe]

That's okay, he's been dealt with.

[Bognoz]

Two many aces to
many jokers.

Too many cards.

This deck's been marked.

[Bognoz]

Just the way I like to play.

Deal 'em.