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#1 TheGreenOne

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 12:03 PM

Drinking...It's Important.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 12:39 PM

Important? Mebbe.

Butt mandatory is more
to the point.

Never kept a job that didn't
at some point make it necessary
to drink just in order to stay.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 12:45 PM

No drinking allowed............random drug and alcohol tests.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 12:46 PM

I'm subject to those. But if I pass, I'm fired.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 12:53 PM

You cdn't pass
if you actually got yr
hands dirty and
wore pants.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 12:56 PM

Last few jobs totally allowed it (we even had beer coolers.) The current job, I'm subject to randoms.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:02 PM

You forgot
"Yes, It's my job."

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:13 PM

Well, xit, I did forget that one. I blame it on the drinking at working.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:14 PM

The current job, I'm subject to randoms.


All jobs are random. Just in different ways.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 02:38 PM

Didn't vote, but back in the day!!
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 03:18 PM

So who's unemployed???
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 04:00 PM

:wave:

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 04:10 PM

I still work for my old boss,
butt I get paid by the project
instead of salary.
And there are not too many projects these days.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 10:09 PM

Speaking of 'work,'
guess who's 'responsible' for the
emotional and physical well-being
of her 6-year-old nephew and
7-year-old niece tomorrow night?

Think I can get through 18 hours
without scarring them for life?
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 10:42 PM

Nothing a little ECT can't fix.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 10:51 PM

For them or for me?
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 10:58 PM

Whatever seems appropriate.

Butt as an adult
drinking has usually been
my option of first resort.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 11:04 PM

They'll be skilled little bartenders
before returning home.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 11:36 PM

Opening beers and pouring xots
does not a skilled bartender make.

So I guess yr going to regale them
with sordid stories through the booze.

Yeah, they're going to need the ECT.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 03:48 AM

I feel sorry for the kids.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 03:54 AM

Why?

They still stand a chance
of turning out much better than you.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 03:55 AM

Hey, you ought to consider ECT.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 03:55 AM

haha ...very funny
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 03:55 AM

Seriously.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 03:56 AM

One more round
might bring you round.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 04:28 AM

Um, no.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 05:45 AM

Those kids will learn a trade and become of the envy of all their classmates.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 05:46 AM

Or just drunks.

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 05:48 AM

That's what I said.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:00 AM

Sorry.
It's still early on this side and I'm on only my first coffee.

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:20 AM

And final ECT.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:20 AM

Self administered.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:21 AM

Yo, (X)it, since you are
shockin'ly stupid
I say go for it.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 03:53 PM

Hey Solar sister, have you tried the Jade yet?
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 03:59 PM

I'm going to make an overseas order very soon. I'm going to try some different shit. Maktub is also recommended.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 04:03 PM

Never heard of it.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 04:12 PM

Well now is your chance to experience it:

http://absinthe.in/buy

Only $185 per bottle.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 04:15 PM

A fool and his money...

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 05:23 PM

Never heard of it.


Butt Cam spelled backwards, slightly adjusted for Goths.

Check out Illuminati dot net, but spell Illuminati backwards, and see what happens. Put on your tinfoil hat first.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 05:32 PM

WHen I spelled it backwards it sent me to my work website............NSA.gov

What is that all about?
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:12 PM

Naturally Stupid Assholes. gab on volubly.

Seems to say what it xould be saying.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:26 PM

It would be about you're fired, since they know you went from here to there, if you actually did work for them, but because I actually did, I have some idea of the qualifications, and I know you're full of shit, but I already knew that. Don't click on any old shit you see on the Internets, fool.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:53 PM

uh oh
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:03 PM

Just relax with a big mug of King o Spirits until they show up to get you.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:06 PM

They aren't going to do anything for being on this site. You told me to go there so I was just curious. Kind of like research.

I mean this isn't a porn site or anything like that. It's all good.

Edited by solaris54, 29 April 2011 - 07:07 PM.

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:08 PM

We keep telling you to go, period.

For all the good it does.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:10 PM

Now how could I ever leave you? You are like my butt buddy...........
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:13 PM

If that's what you're pining for, there are some magnificent Douglas firs up here.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:13 PM

Last time I checked, Fort Meade was in Maryland, not California.

And your arms are too short to box with Uncle Sam.

And doing what I say to do was never good for anybody.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:16 PM

Also San Antonio, HNL, Denver, Augusta and other locations.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:17 PM

Lived in two of those, drank mead in one of the others.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:23 PM

I'm sorry..........
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:27 PM

No, the mead was pretty good.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:32 PM

Did you every work in McLean?
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:37 PM

Only in spirit.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 08:30 PM

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 11:03 PM

Seams all is knot
as it seems.
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 08:06 AM

Fishin Hole?
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 08:16 AM

Did you manage
to read that all by yrself?
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 08:20 AM

Yea does that mean you like Trouser Trout?
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 08:35 AM

Smelt?
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 10:41 AM

I prefer red snapper.
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Posted 02 May 2011 - 08:33 AM

You must have dealt it...
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Posted 02 May 2011 - 01:22 PM

That's okay, he's been dealt with.
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Posted 02 May 2011 - 07:43 PM

Two many aces to
many jokers.

Too many cards.

This deck's been marked.
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#66 Bognoz

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 07:44 PM

Just the way I like to play.

Deal 'em.
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