Jump to content


Photo

ANYONE STILL HERE OR ARE YOU ALL IN HEAVEN?


  • Please log in to reply
179 replies to this topic

#1 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 21 May 2011 - 05:55 PM

Since you all seem holier-than-thou and walk on water you probably aren't here anymore. Tell me how is heaven? What are the secrets of the universe?
I eat paste.

#2 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 21 May 2011 - 06:30 PM


You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#3 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 21 May 2011 - 06:48 PM

I started airlifting with the other 143,999 winners

Butt then I came back to my senses

And remembered to no-xow.

Edited by Absomphe, 21 May 2011 - 06:49 PM.

To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#4 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 21 May 2011 - 06:52 PM

There was a bunch of assholes waiting to use God's computer to post tonight, but I moved to the front of the line, for obvious reasons.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#5 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 21 May 2011 - 06:53 PM

Really?

I was given my own upon arrival.

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#6 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 21 May 2011 - 06:54 PM

Indeed, Artie.

It's good to be the Pope.

However, I heard God favors a PC, and I know G&C prefers a Mac.

Edited by Absomphe, 21 May 2011 - 06:58 PM.

To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#7 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 21 May 2011 - 06:54 PM

Perhaps, maybe, do you think we're not in the same place?

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#8 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 21 May 2011 - 06:56 PM

Well, it is awfully hot up in here.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#9 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 21 May 2011 - 07:00 PM

If that's the air, it might just be Heaven after all.
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#10 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 21 May 2011 - 07:02 PM

If one of us sees a guy in a wet sheet with an extra orifice in his noggin, or Edward Kennedy, we'll have a better idea where we stand.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#11 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 21 May 2011 - 07:16 PM

I'm in heaven,
which means
I'm home.
ENORMUS DICK

#12 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 21 May 2011 - 07:53 PM

I used to think that way, then I fell like the star wormwood.


You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#13 Crosby

Crosby

    Benevolent Despot

  • Admin
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,534 posts
  • Location:SF Bay
  • Interests:Not interested.

Posted 21 May 2011 - 10:46 PM

I got left behind, onacuz I didn't have one of these:

Attached Files


C'est ma santé

“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”


#14 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 21 May 2011 - 11:26 PM

I'm glad that "rapture hatch"
came with an illustration.

I wooda thought it was
a euphemism for sumptim
on one of those luftballoons.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#15 Kirk

Kirk

    Kirk Cameroon

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,596 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:VA, south west
  • Interests:I like many people.
    Have a theory.

Posted 22 May 2011 - 05:41 AM

I don't know if this heaven but I just saw 24 Elvi jump from an airplane.
Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

#16 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 22 May 2011 - 05:50 AM

Sounds like a bad Nick Cage movie.
ENORMUS DICK

#17 jaded prol

jaded prol

    communiste moustachu qui boit la vie luxuriante

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,310 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Xit City
  • Interests:The sensual and the essential

Posted 22 May 2011 - 05:50 AM

Did the chutes open?
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

#18 Kirk

Kirk

    Kirk Cameroon

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,596 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:VA, south west
  • Interests:I like many people.
    Have a theory.

Posted 22 May 2011 - 05:52 AM

That's why I'm confused, they did open.
Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

#19 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 22 May 2011 - 05:53 AM

You misspelled-
disappointed.
ENORMUS DICK

#20 Kirk

Kirk

    Kirk Cameroon

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,596 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:VA, south west
  • Interests:I like many people.
    Have a theory.

Posted 22 May 2011 - 05:54 AM

I think everyone at Fee v is gone.
Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

#21 jaded prol

jaded prol

    communiste moustachu qui boit la vie luxuriante

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,310 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Xit City
  • Interests:The sensual and the essential

Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:19 AM

Maybe they were the only ones raptured.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

#22 Absinthe_1900

Absinthe_1900

    Queen of Bad Xirts

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,505 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Dammed If I Know Anymore
  • Interests:You gotta ask?

Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:58 AM

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers, 1897-1935


I'd rather be with all my old Dogs, they had more sense than 90% of humans.
Remember, an armed TXLF is a polite TXLF

#23 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 22 May 2011 - 07:01 AM

Sounds like a bad Nick Cage movie.


Directed by Jim Jarmusch.
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#24 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 22 May 2011 - 07:58 AM

I live just the other side
of Paradise. It's been
business as usual here.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#25 TheGreenOne

TheGreenOne

    The VerteScum

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,702 posts

Posted 22 May 2011 - 09:30 AM

I'd rather be with all my old Dogs, they had more sense than 90% of humans.

That's pretty good. Based on the locals here, I would have figured at least 97% of humans.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


#26 Kirk

Kirk

    Kirk Cameroon

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,596 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:VA, south west
  • Interests:I like many people.
    Have a theory.

Posted 22 May 2011 - 10:51 AM

You're shootin fish in a barrel there.
Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

#27 Crosby

Crosby

    Benevolent Despot

  • Admin
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,534 posts
  • Location:SF Bay
  • Interests:Not interested.

Posted 22 May 2011 - 01:49 PM

I think everyone at Fee v is gone.

I was just over there and it seems Shabba got left behind.
C'est ma santé

“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”


#28 Kirk

Kirk

    Kirk Cameroon

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,596 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:VA, south west
  • Interests:I like many people.
    Have a theory.

Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:30 PM

I wonder if Camping likes hunting, then fishing.
He called the 2012ers ridiculous and misled. Can't believe I have to agree with him on anything.
Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

#29 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 22 May 2011 - 08:27 PM

This end of the world xit
Is fuckin' endless.
ENORMUS DICK

#30 absinthist

absinthist

    AbsentTits

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,033 posts
  • Location:Tradition
  • Interests:Anything interesting per se.

Posted 23 May 2011 - 05:07 AM

'Twas Doomsday in that heretic's head, not the real one, dumbass.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

#31 Kirk

Kirk

    Kirk Cameroon

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,596 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:VA, south west
  • Interests:I like many people.
    Have a theory.

Posted 23 May 2011 - 05:50 AM

Do you think you could try to be at least, a little less broadly abrasive?
Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

#32 absinthist

absinthist

    AbsentTits

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,033 posts
  • Location:Tradition
  • Interests:Anything interesting per se.

Posted 23 May 2011 - 05:56 AM

Have they ever since?

Your Inbox ain't full, either.

Edited by absinthist, 23 May 2011 - 06:17 AM.

"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

#33 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:37 AM

You can't make this xit up!
ENORMUS DICK

#34 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 23 May 2011 - 07:22 AM

If he hasn't made it to the other side
he's certainly must be in transit.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#35 GreyBoy2

GreyBoy2

    GeyBoy2

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,193 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 23 May 2011 - 05:08 PM

Purple sneakers.
They're to keep out witches!

#36 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 23 May 2011 - 05:34 PM

Kill them all. God will know his own.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#37 pierreverte

pierreverte

    Papa Pee Vee

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 392 posts

Posted 24 May 2011 - 12:44 AM

You can't make this xit up!


Too cloying and obvious. ™

"It's just the fuckin' Internet.
And, more importantly, it's just the fuckin' Lounge."
-The Mayor

#38 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 24 May 2011 - 06:54 AM

Didn't have to.

According to the Cistercian writer Caesar of Heisterbach, one of the leaders of the Crusader army, the Papal legate Arnaud-Amaury, when asked by a Crusader how to distinguish the Cathars from the Catholics, answered: "Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius" – "Kill them [all]! Surely the Lord discerns which [ones] are his".


You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#39 TheGreenOne

TheGreenOne

    The VerteScum

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,702 posts

Posted 24 May 2011 - 07:00 AM

The End of the World has been rescheduled for October 21st, as long as it doesn't rain.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


#40 sixela

sixela

    The Awful Waffle

  • Forom Eykun
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,598 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Boechout, Belgium
  • Interests:Wife'n'kids
    Argentine Tango (Piazolla)
    Corto Maltese
    Rock Climbing (alas, more indoor than outdoor these days)Windsurfing (once a year until the kids grow up)Bioinformatics
    Molecular Modeling
    Trekkie (when regressing)
    JRR Tolkien's Silmarillion, Hobbit & LOTR
    Operating System with cartoonesque fairy penguin logo

Posted 24 May 2011 - 07:06 AM

«Les nôtres, n'épargnant ni le sang, ni le sexe, ni l'âge, ont fait périr par l'épée environ 20 000 personnes et, après un énorme massacre des ennemis, toute la cité a été pillée et brûlée. La vengeance divine a fait merveille.»

Our people, sparing none on grounds of blood, gender or age, have slain around 20000 persons and, after a huge massacre of the enemies, plundered and burned the whole city. Divine vengeance has worked wonders.

Edited by sixela, 24 May 2011 - 07:06 AM.


#41 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 24 May 2011 - 07:31 AM

:^}

That oughta teach the pope to be more careful with his sarcasm.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#42 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 24 May 2011 - 07:49 AM

He said sarcastically.
ENORMUS DICK

#43 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 25 May 2011 - 05:37 PM

Anyone live near Fort Knox?
I eat paste.

#44 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 26 May 2011 - 06:41 AM

No, wait.
That was leavenworth...

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#45 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 26 May 2011 - 06:41 AM

Never mind.

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#46 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 26 May 2011 - 07:15 AM

Who were you talkin' to?

And why?
ENORMUS DICK

#47 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 26 May 2011 - 07:28 AM

Wrong thread.

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#48 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 26 May 2011 - 02:30 PM

I thought it was a simple question. I was just wondering if anyone lived in that area. I have to travel there again on business. I thought maybe someone would like to drink some absinthe. So I guess the answer is no.
I eat paste.

#49 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 26 May 2011 - 02:48 PM

I used to live in Kentucky. Best barbeque on earth. No absinthe to speak of.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#50 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 26 May 2011 - 03:27 PM

hmn. I think I prefer Texan BBQ... must be a West Coast Thing™
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#51 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 26 May 2011 - 03:28 PM

...That was leavenworth...

Solvang?

Wait, where's that Fake Phlegmish Town?
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#52 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 26 May 2011 - 03:42 PM

Kentucky barbeque is straight up smoked meat, with maybe a dry rub. No sweet gloppy sauce. The "sauce" is on the table in a bottle - mostly vinegar with hot peppers and stuff in it. Mostly likely not a west coast thing.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#53 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 26 May 2011 - 03:54 PM

hmn. I thought real Texan BBQ was
without a sauce....
That's how I like it.
Dry Rubbed
Smoked Meat,
No Sauce...

Jebus???
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#54 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 26 May 2011 - 04:00 PM

After doing some research,
it appears there are several
real Texan BBQ styles.
I was thinking of Central Texas:
....smoked meat usually served with white bread; more recently, some establishments serve sauce on the side....
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#55 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 26 May 2011 - 04:35 PM

I remember three places in Paducah - the Pork Peddler, the Hillbilly Cooker, and a place along the road in the middle of nowhere near Monkey's Eyebrow. The first two had turkey and stuff in addition to the pork, and the last only pig, and only white bread to go with it. They prepared as much as they thought they would sell in a day, and if you got there (formerly an abandoned gas station) after it was all gone, the door would be locked, no matter what time it was.

As for Jebus, he promised me a few days ago that he makes the best in Texas personally. I told him I would be the judge of that some day.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#56 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 27 May 2011 - 07:57 AM

Since you already got judged
unworthy on Early Judgement
Day I'd say he lied to you.
ENORMUS DICK

#57 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 27 May 2011 - 08:50 AM

Oh, damn, trumped
by logical deduction.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#58 TheGreenOne

TheGreenOne

    The VerteScum

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,702 posts

Posted 27 May 2011 - 11:11 AM

Logic sez Trumped would get thumped if he ran for President.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


#59 A.B. Normal

A.B. Normal

    Auntie Walter

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,109 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Low and on the move
  • Interests:Trying to get home

Posted 27 May 2011 - 11:29 AM

Yes, but according to him,
he's already run,
won the primary,
won the general,
and solved all the world's problems.

So he doesn't need to prove anything to us.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

#60 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 27 May 2011 - 11:45 AM

Never underestimate
the power of comedy.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#61 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 27 May 2011 - 11:55 AM

Funny, I tend to overestimate it.
ENORMUS DICK

#62 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 27 May 2011 - 11:57 AM

That's not funny.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#63 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:01 PM

Funny you xould say that.
ENORMUS DICK

#64 absinthist

absinthist

    AbsentTits

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,033 posts
  • Location:Tradition
  • Interests:Anything interesting per se.

Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:02 PM

You have chosen to ignore all posts from: Louched Liver.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

#65 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:12 PM

Funny YOU xould say that.
ENORMUS DICK

#66 absinthist

absinthist

    AbsentTits

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,033 posts
  • Location:Tradition
  • Interests:Anything interesting per se.

Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:20 PM

Should you have chosen to ignore all posts from Louched Liver, it is a kind of schizophrenia.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

#67 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:21 PM

Both of me agree!
ENORMUS DICK

#68 absinthist

absinthist

    AbsentTits

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,033 posts
  • Location:Tradition
  • Interests:Anything interesting per se.

Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:25 PM

There is medicine, do not worry.









































































A PRAYER! Ha!
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

#69 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:28 PM

Oh, you and your
Jew hatin' god!
Such fun.
ENORMUS DICK

#70 absinthist

absinthist

    AbsentTits

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,033 posts
  • Location:Tradition
  • Interests:Anything interesting per se.

Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:32 PM

Not xure if durin' Doomsday it will be a such FUN for you.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

#71 pierreverte

pierreverte

    Papa Pee Vee

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 392 posts

Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:48 PM

You can't make this shit up!™
Too cloying and obvious. ™

"It's just the fuckin' Internet.
And, more importantly, it's just the fuckin' Lounge."
-The Mayor

#72 absinthist

absinthist

    AbsentTits

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,033 posts
  • Location:Tradition
  • Interests:Anything interesting per se.

Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:50 PM

I won't. I am just the Messenger. 1st of June or later. Remember...
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

#73 pierreverte

pierreverte

    Papa Pee Vee

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 392 posts

Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:58 PM

see post above last^
Too cloying and obvious. ™

"It's just the fuckin' Internet.
And, more importantly, it's just the fuckin' Lounge."
-The Mayor

#74 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 27 May 2011 - 01:10 PM

Zaunk Zaunk™
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#75 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 27 May 2011 - 01:33 PM

I am just the Messenger.


Paging Salome...
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#76 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 01 June 2011 - 08:22 AM

Did you mean paging salami?
I eat paste.

#77 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 01 June 2011 - 08:27 AM

Purging salami after you xowed up...er, throwed up
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#78 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 01 June 2011 - 09:51 AM

I have a feeling that he gets salami on a regular basis.
I eat paste.

#79 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 01 June 2011 - 10:49 AM

Zaunk a Daunk™
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#80 absinthist

absinthist

    AbsentTits

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,033 posts
  • Location:Tradition
  • Interests:Anything interesting per se.

Posted 01 June 2011 - 11:27 AM

Posted Image

never forget about the genuine™
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

"Men’s hatreds generally spring from fear or envy"


N. Machiavelli

#81 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 01 June 2011 - 12:01 PM

As you have.
ENORMUS DICK

#82 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 01 June 2011 - 12:35 PM

Genuine = racially pure
in Bawky speak.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#83 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 01 June 2011 - 02:00 PM

That's why he's here!
ENORMUS DICK

#84 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 01 June 2011 - 04:29 PM

I have fun kneeling when I get Saluki salami on a regular basis.


More info than we kneaded, doggone it!
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#85 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 02 June 2011 - 08:23 AM

Posted Image
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#86 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 03 June 2011 - 03:51 PM

Paging Salome...

I knew you were old, but damn!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salom%C3%A9_(1923_film)

Edited by Félix, 03 June 2011 - 03:52 PM.

Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#87 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 03 June 2011 - 04:13 PM

Indeed™.
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#88 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 03 June 2011 - 05:03 PM

And he got a senior citizen rate to see it when it came out.
ENORMUS DICK

#89 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 03 June 2011 - 06:21 PM

Indeed™.


To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#90 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 03 June 2011 - 06:22 PM

*shhh*
Don't tell them I lent you mine.
ENORMUS DICK

#91 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 05 June 2011 - 04:21 PM

Some strange creatures on this forum.
I eat paste.

#92 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 06 June 2011 - 11:07 AM

Posted Image
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#93 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 06 June 2011 - 11:23 AM

Yeah, he's two of 'em.
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#94 TheGreenOne

TheGreenOne

    The VerteScum

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,702 posts

Posted 06 June 2011 - 12:57 PM

Posted Image

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


#95 jaded prol

jaded prol

    communiste moustachu qui boit la vie luxuriante

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,310 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Xit City
  • Interests:The sensual and the essential

Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:51 PM

And for vegetarians, the faux Pho dog!
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

#96 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:56 PM

Fofodogs, now with falafel. No raccoons were harmed in the creation of this treat.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#97 jaded prol

jaded prol

    communiste moustachu qui boit la vie luxuriante

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,310 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Xit City
  • Interests:The sensual and the essential

Posted 07 June 2011 - 04:14 AM

Fofodogs with fu fu
and shefafa on the side.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

#98 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 07 June 2011 - 09:55 AM

I'm afraid to ask what Pho dogs are.
I eat paste.

#99 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 07 June 2011 - 10:32 AM

Posted Image
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#100 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 07 June 2011 - 11:06 AM

Mofo(ngo) dogs for Artie in da 'hood.
ENORMUS DICK

#101 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 07 June 2011 - 11:51 AM

It wouldn't bother me to eat daily at the King of the Mofongos.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#102 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 07 June 2011 - 05:52 PM

It must be one of your favorites as in cockmeat sandwich.
I eat paste.

#103 Caravano Again

Caravano Again

    FNG

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 22 posts

Posted 08 June 2011 - 04:39 AM

Henpecked and corn-fed (minus the corn)...

#104 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 08 June 2011 - 07:29 AM

Hot tongue and cold shoulder.
ENORMUS DICK

#105 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:49 AM

cockmeat sandwich.


Mmmmm, coq au vin.

Edited by Absomphe, 08 June 2011 - 09:07 AM.

To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#106 Louched Liver

Louched Liver

    The Mayor

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,311 posts
  • Location:Absinthetown

Posted 08 June 2011 - 09:27 AM

Cock w/vein.
ENORMUS DICK

#107 Caravano Again

Caravano Again

    FNG

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 22 posts

Posted 08 June 2011 - 09:48 AM

Whine-cock with brown-schlock...

#108 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 17 June 2011 - 11:46 PM

Everyone here seems to love that word "cock" for some reason.
I eat paste.

#109 A.B. Normal

A.B. Normal

    Auntie Walter

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,109 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Low and on the move
  • Interests:Trying to get home

Posted 18 June 2011 - 12:41 PM

Dinky likes the caulk.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

#110 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 18 June 2011 - 02:18 PM

Everyone here seems to love that word "cock" for some reason.


Cuff you.
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#111 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 18 June 2011 - 07:12 PM

Cuffmeat sandwich for you smiley.
I eat paste.

#112 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 28 June 2011 - 05:37 PM

So what is the word around town?
I eat paste.

#113 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 29 June 2011 - 07:43 AM

Thunderbird.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#114 TheGreenOne

TheGreenOne

    The VerteScum

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,702 posts

Posted 29 June 2011 - 10:41 AM

How's it sold?

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


#115 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 29 June 2011 - 10:48 AM

Kgud'n coal'd.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#116 Kirk

Kirk

    Kirk Cameroon

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,596 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:VA, south west
  • Interests:I like many people.
    Have a theory.

Posted 29 June 2011 - 11:12 AM

I saw in the news that Russian tour guides were killing patrons with ethanol again.
Funny part is; it was expensive xit.
Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

#117 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 29 June 2011 - 03:50 PM

Boggysinthe?
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#118 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 30 June 2011 - 11:51 AM

Seeing that no one has been posting at The Beer Forum™, doesn't appear anyone is here no more...

Edited by Félix, 30 June 2011 - 03:47 PM.

Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#119 TheGreenOne

TheGreenOne

    The VerteScum

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,702 posts

Posted 30 June 2011 - 01:37 PM

Did someone say beer?

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


#120 Seth

Seth

    MegaSeth

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 140 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 30 June 2011 - 03:19 PM

Heaven, I’m in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we’re out together dancing cheek to cheek

Heaven, I’m in heaven
And the cares that hung around me through the week
Seem to vanish like a gambler’s lucky streak
When we’re out together dancing (swinging) cheek to cheek

Oh I love to climb a mountain
And reach the highest peak
But it doesn’t thrill (boot) me half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek

Oh I love to go out fishing
In a river or a creek
But I don’t enjoy it half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek

(come on and) dance with me
I want my arm(s) about you
That (those) charm(s) about you
Will carry me through...

(right up) to heaven, I’m in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we’re out together dancing, out together swinging
Out together dancing cheek to cheek
"All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?" Quotation of Friedrich Nietzsche

#121 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 30 June 2011 - 03:48 PM

Oh. Jebus.
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#122 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 30 June 2011 - 05:31 PM

Heaven, I’m in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we’re out together dancing cheek to cheek

Heaven, I’m in heaven
And the cares that hung around me through the week
Seem to vanish like a gambler’s lucky streak
When we’re out together dancing (swinging) cheek to cheek

Oh I love to climb a mountain
And reach the highest peak
But it doesn’t thrill (boot) me half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek

Oh I love to go out fishing
In a river or a creek
But I don’t enjoy it half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek

(come on and) dance with me
I want my arm(s) about you
That (those) charm(s) about you
Will carry me through...

(right up) to heaven, I’m in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we’re out together dancing, out together swinging
Out together dancing cheek to cheek






Well how nice. Is it the absinthe talking or are you just a natural poet?
I eat paste.

#123 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 01 July 2011 - 06:57 AM

Oh. Jebus.


To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#124 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 01 July 2011 - 09:16 AM

Jebus. Oh.
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#125 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 01 July 2011 - 09:17 AM

Oy. Moses.


Edited by Félix, 01 July 2011 - 09:17 AM.

Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#126 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 01 July 2011 - 09:39 AM

Oy, Yahweh.


"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#127 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 01 July 2011 - 09:44 AM

You're not supposed to say that!
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#128 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:09 AM

Hah!

What's supposed to happen?

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#129 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:18 AM

I think you're supposed to get hit by lightning, or it'll rain blood or sum xit like that...
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#130 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:20 AM

Werd™.

Made man
-ifest.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#131 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:21 AM

Doesn't one need to believe in fairy tales for them to come true?

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#132 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:26 AM

That's not what they say
at the Cuff.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#133 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:28 AM

But that's only an approximation
of what they do say.

Edited by Bognoz, 01 July 2011 - 10:31 AM.

Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#134 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:31 AM

mebbe you have to spell it write: YHWH
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#135 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:32 AM

Ho xit, why is it (Green) & Cloudy all of a sudden???
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#136 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:38 AM

That's how it looks
through yr smiley eye.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#137 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:41 AM

Sunny here in Woodinville.

The only thunder, from the jets flying over...

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#138 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 01 July 2011 - 11:04 AM

Saucier's in Woodyville?
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#139 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 01 July 2011 - 11:18 AM

"mebbe you have to spell it write: YHWH"

That's just an acronym.

Popeye the Sailorman said it best: "I yam wot I yam".
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#140 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 01 July 2011 - 11:54 AM

I thought that was Descartes?
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#141 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 01 July 2011 - 11:59 AM

No, she's prolly in North Sultan.

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#142 Seth

Seth

    MegaSeth

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 140 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 04 July 2011 - 02:21 PM

Heaven, I’m in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we’re out together dancing cheek to cheek

Heaven, I’m in heaven
And the cares that hung around me through the week
Seem to vanish like a gambler’s lucky streak
When we’re out together dancing (swinging) cheek to cheek

Oh I love to climb a mountain
And reach the highest peak
But it doesn’t thrill (boot) me half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek

Oh I love to go out fishing
In a river or a creek
But I don’t enjoy it half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek

(come on and) dance with me
I want my arm(s) about you
That (those) charm(s) about you
Will carry me through...

(right up) to heaven, I’m in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we’re out together dancing, out together swinging
Out together dancing cheek to cheek






Well how nice. Is it the absinthe talking or are you just a natural poet?



The Fairy makes me feel in Heaven (or Hell) (It´s doesn't matter... LOL)
But, this is a music of Frank Sinatra (Cheek to Cheek)...
"All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?" Quotation of Friedrich Nietzsche

#143 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 04 July 2011 - 05:26 PM

No, it's not.

This is a music of Irving Berlin.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#144 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 04 July 2011 - 05:28 PM

I believe Fred Astair did it first.

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#145 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 04 July 2011 - 05:29 PM

You believe correctly in this case.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#146 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 04 July 2011 - 05:33 PM

"Fuck You" is a music of Cee Lo Green, but depending upon your perspective, it could be a music of Captain Kirk.

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#147 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 04 July 2011 - 07:30 PM

Fuck who?

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#148 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 05 July 2011 - 08:05 AM

Ewe.
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#149 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 05 July 2011 - 08:42 AM

No personal message intended in the example.

I just happen to like Captain Kirk.

I always thought the Heaven song was one of the sappiest I ever heard until I heard it in the movie Les Miserables in the scene where the French Jew has escaped from the evil Swiss bootlegger and is reunited with his wife - only then did it make sense.

Always a matter of perspective.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#150 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 05 July 2011 - 09:22 AM

Captain Djirk is tha xit!
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#151 sixela

sixela

    The Awful Waffle

  • Forom Eykun
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,598 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Boechout, Belgium
  • Interests:Wife'n'kids
    Argentine Tango (Piazolla)
    Corto Maltese
    Rock Climbing (alas, more indoor than outdoor these days)Windsurfing (once a year until the kids grow up)Bioinformatics
    Molecular Modeling
    Trekkie (when regressing)
    JRR Tolkien's Silmarillion, Hobbit & LOTR
    Operating System with cartoonesque fairy penguin logo

Posted 05 July 2011 - 10:10 AM

That is illogical.

#152 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 05 July 2011 - 10:38 AM

No cure for baldness in Picard's universe...Djirk still has all of his hairs!
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#153 Seth

Seth

    MegaSeth

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 140 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 05 July 2011 - 01:36 PM

No, it's not.

This is a music of Irving Berlin.


Thanks for information...
"All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?" Quotation of Friedrich Nietzsche

#154 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 05 July 2011 - 01:58 PM

I think I've found the FOOT PUPPET.
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#155 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 05 July 2011 - 03:42 PM

> Thanks for information...

You're welcome.

I don't like Frank Sinatra, so I had to do it. No offense intended.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#156 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 06 July 2011 - 08:05 AM

Captain Djirk could beat up your Phrank Xinatra.
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#157 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 06 July 2011 - 09:17 AM

Indeed.

That would make a fine celebrity death match.

Kirk, applying a Vulcan death grip on the punk: "Now do it MY way, bitch!"
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#158 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 06 July 2011 - 10:07 AM

I like it!
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#159 sixela

sixela

    The Awful Waffle

  • Forom Eykun
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,598 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Boechout, Belgium
  • Interests:Wife'n'kids
    Argentine Tango (Piazolla)
    Corto Maltese
    Rock Climbing (alas, more indoor than outdoor these days)Windsurfing (once a year until the kids grow up)Bioinformatics
    Molecular Modeling
    Trekkie (when regressing)
    JRR Tolkien's Silmarillion, Hobbit & LOTR
    Operating System with cartoonesque fairy penguin logo

Posted 06 July 2011 - 01:03 PM

Kirk, applying a Vulcan death grip on the punk: "Now do it MY way, bitch!"


James Tiberius Kirk wouldn't know a Vulcan nerve pinch if it hit him in the face. You have your species all mixed up.

Edited by sixela, 06 July 2011 - 01:04 PM.


#160 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 06 July 2011 - 01:51 PM

You have no cents of creativity, Twerp...
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#161 artemis

artemis

    Le Pape d'Absinthe

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,350 posts

Posted 06 July 2011 - 02:30 PM

Death grip, not nerve pinch.

http://memory-alpha....lcan_death_grip

Fritz von Erich could do it with one hand. With both hands, he could have taken Spock and Frank Sinatra out at the same time.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#162 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 06 July 2011 - 02:44 PM

Indeed!
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#163 sixela

sixela

    The Awful Waffle

  • Forom Eykun
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,598 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Boechout, Belgium
  • Interests:Wife'n'kids
    Argentine Tango (Piazolla)
    Corto Maltese
    Rock Climbing (alas, more indoor than outdoor these days)Windsurfing (once a year until the kids grow up)Bioinformatics
    Molecular Modeling
    Trekkie (when regressing)
    JRR Tolkien's Silmarillion, Hobbit & LOTR
    Operating System with cartoonesque fairy penguin logo

Posted 07 July 2011 - 03:33 AM

Death grip, not nerve pinch.

There's no such thing, and I'm not a Romulan.

#164 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 07 July 2011 - 07:37 PM

Who found the foot puppet?
I eat paste.

#165 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 07 July 2011 - 07:39 PM

I like beer.
I eat paste.

#166 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 07 July 2011 - 08:46 PM

Eye bike leer.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#167 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 08 July 2011 - 08:54 AM

Yea and Coors Light is my favorite. Is that a problem?
I eat paste.

#168 G&C

G&C

    33rd degree Lean and pouty

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,895 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West & North of Valhalla
  • Interests:Yes

Posted 08 July 2011 - 08:59 AM

Only for you.

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#169 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 08 July 2011 - 09:43 AM

Verily™.

Not merrily.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#170 GreyBoy2

GreyBoy2

    GeyBoy2

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,193 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 08 July 2011 - 12:18 PM

Yea and Coors Light is my favorite. Is that a problem?

Yea, it's not beer.
They're to keep out witches!

#171 Absomphe

Absomphe

    Fucking Tardo for Life

  • Horses Asses - A Horses Ass
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,602 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Egypt
  • Interests:Antiques of all kinds.

Posted 08 July 2011 - 02:03 PM

Yea, it snot beer.


Almost, butt it snot nearly thick enough, neither.
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

#172 Félix

Félix

    elle goûte comme la réglisse noire

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 2,057 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vancouver, B.C. in the Evil Empire

Posted 08 July 2011 - 03:34 PM

Tis a beer afterall, but one of the wurst...
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

'Black Lickerish Tasting Crap™ was okay while it lasted...' - The Pope

"Is he still using roadside fennel?" - G&C

"I met The Lord™ once. I was completely unimpressed."
"I met Peter Shaft™ once. I was completely unimpressed."

#173 TheGreenOne

TheGreenOne

    The VerteScum

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,702 posts

Posted 09 July 2011 - 09:35 AM

I never sausage a poor excuse for beer.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


#174 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 16 July 2011 - 10:01 AM

It works for me
I eat paste.

#175 solaris54

solaris54

    X(it™)

  • Clanks- xit for bairns
  • 514 posts

Posted 15 June 2015 - 01:13 AM

Wow what a slow moving forum.


I eat paste.

#176 TheGreenOne

TheGreenOne

    The VerteScum

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,702 posts

Posted 15 June 2015 - 07:20 AM

you probably aren't here anymore.

 

That explains all.


shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


#177 jaded prol

jaded prol

    communiste moustachu qui boit la vie luxuriante

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,310 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Xit City
  • Interests:The sensual and the essential

Posted 15 June 2015 - 08:19 AM

Speaking of slow . . .


Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

#178 Bognoz

Bognoz

    Tea Bro

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,357 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Deep in the hologram
  • Interests:Ennui fascinates me.

Posted 15 June 2015 - 12:31 PM

You're not fast enough for me.


Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#179 Kirk

Kirk

    Kirk Cameroon

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,596 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:VA, south west
  • Interests:I like many people.
    Have a theory.

Posted 16 June 2015 - 05:42 AM

Slow down, now what?


Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com

#180 Kirk

Kirk

    Kirk Cameroon

  • Jockeys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,596 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:VA, south west
  • Interests:I like many people.
    Have a theory.

Posted 18 June 2015 - 02:29 PM


Tool making Bi-Ped
http://www.absintheherbs.com




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users