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#1 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 12 May 2004 - 11:11 AM

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for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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#2 lambchop

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Posted 12 May 2004 - 11:25 AM

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Where on earth did you find that?
That's not cancer-prevention related.
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 11:28 AM

Good old Amerikan advertising. Say nothing, imply everything.
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#4 Absinthe_1900

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Posted 12 May 2004 - 11:37 AM

What a load of horseshit..........I see they link to Winston's site of dung. :clap:
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#5 Absomphe

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Posted 12 May 2004 - 11:45 AM

Great natural color, reminiscent of some of those fin de siecle posters! :wub: :clap:
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 11:45 AM

Is this that "HG" stuff people have been talking about lately?

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Posted 12 May 2004 - 11:48 AM

You've discovered the secret.

It stands for Hideously Grotesque.
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 11:50 AM

I studiously avoid going anywhere near anyone who uses the phrase "a dollop of gonorrhea"

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Posted 12 May 2004 - 11:51 AM

looks like Spongey wrote the article.
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 05:42 PM

What IS that? An absinthe bread pudding smoothie?

#11 Absinthe_1900

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Posted 12 May 2004 - 08:47 PM

I wonder if that is the same skanky gal from FL., that was hawking stuff on eBay?
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#12 jaded prol

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Posted 13 May 2004 - 02:29 AM

Maybe she gets her kits from Winnie.
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#13 Sponge Bob

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Posted 13 May 2004 - 03:37 AM

I studiously avoid going anywhere near anyone who uses the phrase "a dollop of gonorrhea"

How bout a splash of syphilis, or just a pinch of herpes.

Cup of clamidia?

I don't write this stuff, I just sell it to noroms on ebay.
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#14 verbal_kraze

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Posted 13 May 2004 - 08:30 AM

How about genital warts on a stick.
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Posted 13 May 2004 - 08:53 AM

It looks a whole lot like instant pistachio pudding.
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Posted 13 May 2004 - 09:11 AM

Isn't that made by soaking pistachios in vodka? Leave in the shells for that authentic instant pudding experience.

Edited by TheGreenOne, 13 May 2004 - 09:12 AM.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 13 May 2004 - 03:01 PM

Wanna buy a recipe for pistachio pudding, I promise you'll trip Ballz™.
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Posted 21 August 2015 - 07:52 AM

Nothing does change. AbsintheKits.com is still selling the World's Most Evil Drink.


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#19 Bognoz

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Posted 21 August 2015 - 08:02 AM

Not even worth trying

to rectify that.


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#20 jaded prol

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Posted 22 August 2015 - 04:26 AM

"Absinthe is the magical spells you cast under the Full Moon."

 

That explains it -- and this stuff can kill aphids on your plantz too!


Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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#21 Bognoz

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Posted 24 August 2015 - 11:37 AM

The twoo source

of neonicotinoids.


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