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#1 1888

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 07:40 PM

Bought the DVD last week and finally watched it this weekend.

I really liked it alot and was left with a sense of... "shit, it never ended after that last scene. Look at us now..."

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 10:16 PM

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Posted 12 August 2007 - 08:00 PM

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Posted 25 August 2007 - 09:04 AM

I've seen it and I don't remember any of it. All those movies sort of blend together. Kingdom of Heaven, Troy, The 13th Warrior, etc. etc. etc.
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where do you go to, she thinks for a while before she answers
i don't know...
and she says, there's no destination on this spiral highway

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Posted 25 August 2007 - 09:28 AM

So, why
watch 'em?

Can't you tell
they're shite?
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Posted 25 August 2007 - 10:05 AM

"Helen of Troy" was betterer and not much advertised of. I have seen it by accident, "Troy" was dull and unreal. For that matter, Miller's "300" was excellent, though I have had a good copy only.
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Posted 25 August 2007 - 11:39 AM

So, why
watch 'em?

Can't you tell
they're shite?



I didn't say they were shite. I usually end up enjoying them. I just can't remember which one was what.

Except that one with Colin Farrell. That was so bad I considered suing the studio.
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Posted 25 August 2007 - 12:09 PM

So good you
can't tell 'em
apart?
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Posted 25 August 2007 - 12:17 PM

I can't even remember what I did yesterday.
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Posted 25 August 2007 - 12:59 PM

Are your
panties
missing?
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Posted 25 August 2007 - 12:59 PM

If so,
you had
fun.
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Posted 25 August 2007 - 02:37 PM

oh! So Fun has them! That bastard better give them back.
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Posted 25 August 2007 - 03:58 PM

The 13th Warrior wasn't shite. I liked the twist to the Beowulf story and the costuming was excellent.
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Posted 25 August 2007 - 10:00 PM

That's right, you are of that profession that made me read fucking Beowulf.
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Posted 26 August 2007 - 09:41 AM

Quit bitching and go put your nose in the corner!
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Posted 26 August 2007 - 01:38 PM

That is the coolest cunnilingus euphemism.
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Posted 26 August 2007 - 05:07 PM

I th ought Crichton did a great job on the Thirteenth Warrior.

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Edited by Le Gimp, 26 August 2007 - 05:08 PM.

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Posted 26 August 2007 - 06:01 PM

Or ever...
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Posted 26 August 2007 - 08:47 PM

Pepper porn gets my sphincter tingling.

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Posted 03 September 2007 - 07:04 PM

Anyone seen Idiocracy? It was funny but I kept thinking it was made ten years ago, like it was prophecy come true, I was shocked to see it's only a year or two old.
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 07:16 PM

Peeps seened it.

I seened some of it.
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Posted 04 September 2007 - 08:45 AM

Hilarious. I was pleasantly surprised.
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Posted 13 September 2009 - 06:10 PM

I have heard about this movie but they say it has poor script so I dont bother watching it ...I can remember some Asian movie with the same title and I think am going to see if it has great story too

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 08:30 AM

Hey, yeah, that's just great. Thanks for sharing your warrantless opinion with us 2 years after this conversation ended.
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Posted 14 September 2009 - 10:49 PM

Oh good, then it's not too late. Yeah I heard some movie had a bad script too so I am going to watch this one other Asian movie and stuff.
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 01:19 PM

I heard there was an Asian restaurant that wasn't very good, so I'm going to repaint my hallway.
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 08:24 PM

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 12:27 AM

HA!
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 05:29 AM

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