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#1 Hans Conried

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:00 PM

Lump him in with Sasquatch, Chupacabra, and Loch Ness: I've read the first-hand accounts, seen the (mostly photo-shopped) pictures, but I'm still a skeptic. I'm not sure he really exists.

So, a few hours ago I landed in ABE. I asked the girl at the Dollar Rental counter: "Have you seen Liver?"
From the look she gave me, I'm quite sure she heard: "Can I eat your liver?"
Either way, she answered in the negative.

I'm going to try to interview some locals to get the lowdown on the neighborhood lore.

(Since Leonard Nimoy has turned to commercials to pay the rent, I'm reviving his old TV series. For those of you too young to remember, google it.)

Edited by Hans Conried, 09 February 2006 - 02:08 PM.


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Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:02 PM

Where the fuck is ABE?
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

#3 Hans Conried

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:06 PM

Allentown-Bethlehem-Easton, also known as Lehigh Valley International.

#4 Kirk

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:18 PM

You made a connection huh?
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:19 PM

Have you called him?
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 03:57 PM

Who the fuck is Hands can't read?
The more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap changes, the more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap tastes like Black Lickerish.

Where the fuck is ATown?

#7 Hans Conried

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 12:03 PM

Well, He exists.
Kirk, I didn't call him. I cheated and did a little recon in person since I had the aforementioned pics to go by. We ended up hanging out waaay past my bedtime, and I got schooled.

wow. :rofl:


I'll post some more in the "How....." thread.

#8 A.B. Normal

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 05:57 PM

I'm really sad I missed that drunk dial.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 06:57 PM

We ended up hanging out waaay past my bedtime, and I got schooled.

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Too bad you didn't make it in time for his New Years party.

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#10 Hans Conried

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 07:05 PM

me too, Abby, although I was being rather "stream of consciousness", and the stream kept running dry.
If only I had a drink for everytime I said, "Where was I going with that....?"

Oh wait, I did.

Edited by Hans Conried, 10 February 2006 - 07:07 PM.


#11 A.B. Normal

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 07:07 PM

Now I'm even more upset that I missed it.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

#12 Hans Conried

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 07:34 PM

Yeah, I felt all shiny and new for awhile there. It's probably a good thing he was the only one to witness it.

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 07:47 PM

Damn!

You think you might be able to part with Richmond in May for LautrecFest?
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From what I remember.
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#14 Hans Conried

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 07:56 PM

I'm thinking so. I'm going up to the exhibit in March for my b-day, but I'd head up there in May just to hang out and partake. Although now I'd feel somewhat inadequate toting my K53 and Montmartre along.

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 08:01 PM

Never.

I've never tried K53 so it's something new for me.
And I like Montmartre.

Besides, I'm trying Fougerolles Blanche for the first time tonight.
Every time I tried to sample it at a Louchefest, someone sinked it before I got the chance. Or I was too drunk to find it.
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Posted 11 February 2006 - 07:52 AM

This is really starting to shape up!
I might have to break out a little stash to bring with me,
I've got a 12 pack of Amstel light hidden around here somewhere.
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Posted 11 February 2006 - 10:46 AM

I heard you look just like your avatar and you impressed him by using your prehensile toes to pour out your water. As chumminess grew to comraderie, he confided in you as to the accident of his birth and revealed his third nipple, which you genteelly declined to rub for luck. A rousing chorus was sung 'round the fire, though what the tune was neither can remember, and the dawn found the birth of the small miracle of ordinary human connection.
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#18 Hans Conried

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Posted 11 February 2006 - 11:27 AM

In a nutshell, yes.

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Posted 11 February 2006 - 12:24 PM

Oh. Well. He didn't tell me about the nutshell. Some things are really only for the people between whom thay pass.
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Posted 27 February 2006 - 02:59 PM

I haven't been in here in awhile, didn't even know it had been "mod-ified"....

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 11:06 AM

Me either and me too.
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Posted 12 July 2007 - 11:39 PM

Good find, Guest!
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Posted 13 July 2007 - 12:30 AM

That would be why you have your own sub-forum. We should all go there now.
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Posted 13 July 2007 - 02:26 AM

Agreed!
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