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Posted 20 November 2005 - 01:28 PM

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Just a note to WS members....Years ago Betina brought Absinthe to preferred enthusiasts in the USA and continues to have opportunities.She is a wonderful person and has helped me on numerous occasions to obtain various types of Absinthe .Deliveries are flawless, she is costly but there are no customs situations.Her web site ...
http://www.allthingsabsinthe.com
She will asssist WS members that she is comfortable with thru Email correspondence and provide Minis which are great at these times for Absinthe friends that need a nudge and she has regular sizes
of premium Absinthes even hard to get Swiss La Blues from the farmers themselves. I feel from my many experiences with Her that she easily will attain the WS vendor list soon. She is costly, but there are no customs difficulties as she is domestically located. She regularly leaves the country to assilimate absinthe antiques and other items and will return Mon the 21 of NOV. A partial exerpt from her below..



I will be away November 9-21, so please email
> me and order soon if you
> desire shipment prior to my departure. Or at
> least if I have your order I
> can then prepare the box, you can send the
> money while I am away, and I can
> ship immediately upon my return from my
> journey.
>
> Please permit me to introduce myself as the
> only reliable and highly
> recommended source for exquisite and original
> Swiss La Bleues and I, as
> well, offer a complete line of Spanish and
> French absinthes. I am also the
> only source of French and Swiss absinthes that
> ships from within the USA. I
> was the first enthusiast to formally introduce
> absinthe into America back in
> 1996, nine years ago.
>
> European absinthe distributors may claim no
> difficulty exists for receiving
> foreign shipments, but the possibility of FDA
> or Customs seizure does exist.
> The other distinct probability is glass
> breakage due to improper packing. I
> am the only source that will actually honour my
> guarantee to replace broken,
> seized, or otherwise lost merchandise.
> Typically, European vendors will not
> replace your absinthe shipment if lost or
> seized. A popular Spanish vendor
> claims to replace lost shipments, but pads the
> initial shipping price to
> cover their costs. Likewise, since the
> importation of absinthe into the U.S.
> is technically prohibited, it may be difficult
> to recover charges from a
> credit card company. I am costly, but there are
> no hidden charges and
> everything is guaranteed to arrive intact.
>
> Because of the nature of this endeavor, my
> website does not detail my sales
> of absinthe. You can access my absinthe web
> site of antique and wares at:
> http://www.allthingsabsinthe.com .
>
> I serve those who for personal or professional
> reasons desire to remain
> discrete. I , also, would need to know if you
> are 21, (or 19 if Canadian),
> as I cannot ethically sell liquor to a minor,
> and if you are a law
> enforcement officer, news reporter, or an IRS
> or Customs agent. A response
> to this query is essential in order to purchase
> any absinthe..sorry, just
> precautions. I, myself, am none of the
> professions stated above.
>
> SPANISH ABSINTHES:
>
> Here is a list of the Spanish absinthes I have
> available: (70 cl is about
> 2/3 of a full liter)
> Deva 50 % alcohol ­ 1Liter
> Deva 70%-70 cl.
> Mari Mayans 70% Collector¹s Edition ­ 70 cl
> Chateau St. Ferran ­ 70 cl
> Tunel- 70%-70 cl.
>
> Each of the above is $135 USD per bottle, which
> includes Priority shipping.
> French Emile Pernot, Abisinthe, Serpis, and
> Montaña absinthe minis (airplane
> size bottles with gorgeous tiny authentic
> labels) are available for $10 each
> when purchased with order of ANY standard size
> absinthes, and make for great
> gifts! Each Spanish absinthe ("absenta" in
> Spanish) is the real thing and
> each is sent in the original, sealed and
> commercially labeled bottle.
>
> VINTAGE SPANISH ABSINTHES:
>
> I have obtained from Spain, some FULL LITERS
> OF Vintage Pernod Fils de
> Taragonna.
> A VERY LIMITED NUMBER OF CORKED, SEALED FULL
> LITER Pernod Fils de Taragonna
> IN EXCELLENT CONDITION WITH LABELS are now
> available, SO PLEASE EMAIL FOR
> PICTURES, DETAILS, AND PRICE.
> Pernod Fils Tarragona was made in Spain WHEN
> PERNOD MOVED THE FRENCH
> DISTILLERY TO TARAGONNA, SPAIN following the
> absinthe ban in France in 1915.
> PERNOD FILS OF TARAGONNA, we believe, was the
> identical recipe as the French
> Pernod until the early 1960's and is very
> similar in taste, color, and
> impact to vintage French Pernod Fils absinthe.
> This is only the second cache
> I have found in 8 years and I only have a few
> bottles left.
>
> For a very limited time, I, also, have OAbsenta
> Escat¹ Spanish vintage
> Absinthe available. This absinthe. in a corked
> and sealed bottle with
> vintage label, was probably made between
> 1930-50. The samples are sold in
> individual shots, which are $45 for each shot.
> Shots will only be sold to a
> customer if a regular size bottle of any
> absinthe is purchased, as well.
>
> The Absenta Escat, like the Pernod Tarragona is
> a gorgeous, dark amber color
> like most vintage Absinthes (due to the
> chlorophyll green color disappearing
> over the decades) and has a complex, yet smooth
> flavour and a potent impact,
> quite similar to the original vintage pre-ban
> French Pernod. Pernod de
> Taragonna and Absenta Escat, as well as other
> vintage Spanish absinthes,
> were produced with the same turn of the century
> recipes for decades as SPAIN
> NEVER BANNED ABSINTHE!
>
> AUSTRIAN ABSINTHE:
>
> Mata Hari 60 %-50 cl.
>
> $140 USD
>
> FRENCH ABSINTHES:
>
> Here is a list of the French absinthes I have
> available:
>
> Blanche de Fougerolles 74% alcohol- 70 cl
> François Guy 45% alcohol ­ 1 Liter
> Emile Pernot 45% - 70 cl
> Un Emile Blanche 68% - 70 cl
> Oxygenee 55% ­ 70 cl
> Pernod 68% - 70 cl
> Abisinthe 72% - 70 cl
> Abisinthe Amer 72% -70 cl
> Muse Verte 68% - 70 cl
> Montmartre 65%- 50 cl
>
> I no longer carry La Fee : too many chemical
> additives and artificial
> colorants.
>
> Note - The French liqueur "Absenté" found on
> the shelves of U.S. Liquor
> stores is not made with the herb A. absinthium
> and is therefore not real
> absinthe. The word "absente" means "absence" in
> French, which is a fitting
> description for this clever marketing
> strategy/farce (which I classify as
> outright consumer deception).
>
> Each of the above French Absinthes is $150 USD
> per bottle, which includes
> Priority shipping. Again, Emile Pernot, Serpis,
> Montaña or Abisinthe
> absinthe minis are available for $10 each when
> purchased with any order of
> standard size absinthes, and make for great
> gifts! Each French absinthe is
> the real thing and each is sent in the
> original, sealed and commercially
> labeled bottle.
>
> Worthy of note is that modern absinthes which
> consist of 45-50% alcohol are
> not watered down versions of the 65-70%
> versions. The 45-50% versions appear
> to contain the same herbal content as the
> stronger versions, just
> less alcohol.
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 01:31 PM

Discuss.
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 01:31 PM

Let's start with todays beginner buying their first bottle of Deva from the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll AKA "Cousin It"



$135.00 U.S. for a Bottle of Deva that is $9.73 at S.C.

First an inexperienced person will contact the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll or "Cousin It", she'll tell the buyer to send her the $135.00 by overnight courier.......add the cost of a cashiers check, or money order, plus courier for the payment, and your $135.00 bottle of crappy Deva, (That cost under Ten Bucks at S.C.) is now dangerously close to $150.00.
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 01:40 PM

$150 for a bottle of Serpis? :BL:

Spirits Corner charges $15.22 USD for a Bottle of Serpis 65, and will replace any lost packages, and has done so since the beginning of their online sales.


Don't buy absinthe from the Princess of Paranoia or you will be taken advantage of.

Edited by Absinthe_1900, 20 November 2005 - 01:47 PM.

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Posted 20 November 2005 - 01:43 PM

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I think the boards saved Wild Bill a BIG mistake.

My wife brought her book home one day (pre-release freebie). I went to her site with the full intention of buying from her but got a bad feeling and started searching the web. I'm glad I did, or I would be one of the pissed off people she took advantage of.

BBW = Beware of the Princess of Paranoia Wittels :BL:
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 01:46 PM

140 bucks for Mata Hari!!!

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Posted 20 November 2005 - 01:56 PM

I wonder if LDF knows that the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll is using their images?

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Posted 20 November 2005 - 03:51 PM

>I wonder if LDF knows that the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll is using their images?

no! what a cunt!
Too cloying and obvious. ™

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Posted 20 November 2005 - 04:09 PM

pierreverte,

I'm confused, what are you trying to say :BL:
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 04:33 PM

I think someone is about to get a nasty email. :BL:
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 04:35 PM

Like Stroller said, The WS saved me from falling victim...
I was fixing to buy a glass from her that she had described as being both EXTREMELY rare, ( In all her lifetime she'd only heard of 6 of them...I had never seen one before, so who knew? ) and also a glass made solely as an "absinthe glass".

Her price was so high that I had to ask her to hold on to it for a while as I snatched nickles and dimes from here and there to pay for it.

In the meantime, I joined the WS, and on the first night, scrolling through the old threads, came across a picture of the glass, and a discussion about how this late-model pastis glass was common on ebay in a comfortable price range.

Sure enough, in the short time since then, I've found three of them, each for less than a tenth what she'd been asking.

So, obviously the lesson is that a fool and his money...
except that this time the fool stumbled into the WS just in time.

She sent me an angry note when she started to realize I wasn't going to do the deal. She described my behaviour in exactly the words I would have chosen to describe hers.

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Posted 20 November 2005 - 04:40 PM

She tried to sell me a fake spoon once. When I pointed out to her that it was a copy, the angry emails kept coming. One collector here once said “Betty wouldn’t know a fake spoon if it walked up to her at a party and introduced itself.”
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 04:42 PM

What was the story about the earrings? Was that a Kirk thing?
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 04:44 PM

Kirk has a lot to be pissed at her about.
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 07:19 PM

That's for sure.

Good thing he's such a forgiving soul.
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 08:14 PM

1900, you're too F'in funny... Cousin 'It'... :BL:

Then again I've hit the Chartreuse tonight so's everthing will be funny!!!

$140.00 for Mata Hari???

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Posted 20 November 2005 - 08:15 PM

Runnin' around my brain... yee-haw!

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Posted 20 November 2005 - 09:25 PM

Shave the the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll. :shrug:




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Posted 20 November 2005 - 09:30 PM

Damn it!

Where do you guys keep finding these pics of me?!

That was too funny 1900 and I got too many laughs from it...

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Posted 20 November 2005 - 10:48 PM

She has Montmartre listed as a french absinthe, and she's charging the same 150.00 for it in the 50cl bottle as for the 1 litre and 70 cl bottles of the other "french" absinthes.

She waxes superior when refusing to carry La Fée because it has artificial coloring, but she's happy to sell you a bottle of Mari Mayans or Serpis for three times their market value, because these products are colored naturally by artisanal distillers using only natural herbs to obtain their flourescent, day-glo hues.

But she is the ONLY highly recommended and reliable source, after all. And she was the FIRST absinthe enthusiast to introduce America to absinthe, so I guess we'd all still be doing flaming Sambuca shooters if it wasn't for the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll. Hell, she practically invented absinthe. She might be one of the original Henriod sisters, living incognito all this time, undead as Elvis...


It amazes me that she was able to get MCD to do the intro to her book. In it, the Madame talks only about her own experience with absinthe, and her only reference to the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll is her excited anticipation leading up to the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll's visit. The narrative pointedly stops as soon as the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll arrives.
:shrug:

Edited by Wild Bill Turkey, 20 November 2005 - 10:51 PM.

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Posted 20 November 2005 - 10:57 PM

way back when, late '99 to early '00 i found feeverte but never entered their forum, i just read some of the reviews they had and read about the vendors that were available (pre-ldf, marcus, alandia...) ... i remember eabsinthe, butty, spirits corner and sebor. i ordered from her three times (the third time was for a couple bottles of lableue). by then i started to realize that this was becoming an expensive habit...
so by then i was willing to take the "risk" at S.C., there was a small problem with my order, but they resolved it at no cost to me... at that moment i realized that i could be doing exactly what butty was doing (but i didn't)... buying in "bulk" from foreign vendors and turning a nice profit for not much work on her part.

i have just one last thing for butty...

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Posted 20 November 2005 - 11:52 PM

She regularly leaves the country to assilimate absinthe antiques and other items and will return Mon the 21 of NOV.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


The curious thing, is that anyone who writes stuff like like: "leaves the country to assimilate absinthe antiques" is a guaranteed the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll client.
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 11:53 PM

way back when, late '99 to early '00 i found feeverte but never entered their forum, i just read some of  the reviews they had and read about the vendors that were available (pre-ldf, marcus, alandia...) ... i remember eabsinthe, butty, spirits corner and sebor. so by then i was willing to take the "risk" at S.C., there was a small problem with

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


When I took over Fee Verte, I removed the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll from the vendors list.
People who live in the Tatra Mountains have a tendency to take a small sip from a glass, keep it in a mouth, then swallow and drink the rest.

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 06:33 AM

She has informed a close friend that your action killed her business altogether.
Good work Oxy!
I'm not done with her yet, I would like to think I cost her a few sales,
but until I know for sure I'm going to haunt her.
If she is still alive after Christmas I'm going to make a special project of her.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 06:44 AM

Fear was her most powerful tool.

Kirk, she should pay for taking advantage of you generosity and kindness.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 06:59 AM

If she is still alive after Christmas I'm going to make a special project of her.

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Hmm...

Could there be an evil caricature grille in the works? :shrug:
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 07:05 AM

The likeness of her would foul the water.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 07:15 AM

That evil oopma loompa still owes me $$ for an undelivered shot of Edouard from 5 years ago. I paid for two, and she sent one. The hairy cow said she'd credit my next order, as if I would actually order from her again!

I know another person she tried to sell a pastis fountain to as a pre-ban fountain for several thousand dollars. She's right up there with 0pie.

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 07:17 AM

That would be a compliment to her.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 08:41 AM

I am looking forward to doing business with this fine lady. Certainly her integrity is exceeded only by her beauty.

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 08:43 AM

At least 0pie backed off when he knew we were hot on his trail.

Funny how she brags about being in business since 1996. She's been lying and stealing in the absinthe world longer than anyone else!

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 09:06 AM

"She has informed a close friend that your action killed her business altogether."

one word, karma... besides i thought she was an "author" now.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 09:52 AM

She’s great at writing fiction.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 05:11 PM

She's not even great at writing fiction.

She's a terrible writer, on top of being wrong about what she's writing. She claimed, in her rambling emails to me, to be a psychologist. ( !!! ) Her subjective, free-association decriptions of the psycho-sexual subtext in old absinthe advertising is, to me, the funniest, most airheaded shit I've ever read that was passed off as "history".

I'm really glad, proud, actually, that the only dealing I ever had with her gave me the chance to leave her feeling abused and ripped-off.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 05:13 PM

But you have to admit, she's hot...
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 05:22 PM

:ps: :projectile:
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 05:23 PM

Please tell me you saved the e-mails. :projectile:
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 05:35 AM

>She claimed, in her rambling emails to me, to be a psychologist. ( !!! )

she really is, which is only that much more scary...
Too cloying and obvious. ™

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Posted 22 November 2005 - 05:49 AM

In the time honored tradition of Freud, who had more neuroses than most of his patients.
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 05:55 AM

dammit, maybe tom cruise is right about psychology
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 06:03 AM

Maybe, but he's got more neuroses than Freud.
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 11:40 AM

...She claimed, in her rambling emails to me, to be a psychologist. ( !!! )...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think maybe you misread that. Her bio describes her as a masters-level psychotherapist. So, essentially a licensed social worker or maybe an MFT/MFCC. Someone with less than doctoral-level education claiming to be a psychologist would be liable to a rash of shit. Besides, it would be a transgression against profesional ethics.
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 01:28 PM

She was a social worker, and also a parole officer, I believe.

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Posted 25 November 2005 - 01:37 PM

Specializing in troubled youths.
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 08:00 PM

...many of whom were troubled by the lack of the balztrippin' potency of the watered down absinthe they had just purchased from her.
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Posted 26 November 2005 - 10:14 AM

Did you just say Yutes?
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Posted 26 November 2005 - 04:32 PM

I heard she likes getting rude phone calls from cell phones...

(That are not your own.)

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Posted 26 November 2005 - 05:04 PM

:pour: Ted does too.
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Posted 26 November 2005 - 09:52 PM

drunk dails, a little bit of fun, yes?
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Posted 27 November 2005 - 08:09 AM

:pour:

Ha!

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Posted 27 November 2005 - 08:08 PM

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
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Posted 27 November 2005 - 08:43 PM

Waaaaaas up?!

Ahhhhhhhhh... :wink:

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 05:07 AM

...She claimed, in her rambling emails to me, to be a psychologist. ( !!! )...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think maybe you misread that. Her bio describes her as a masters-level psychotherapist. So, essentially a licensed social worker or maybe an MFT/MFCC. Someone with less than doctoral-level education claiming to be a psychologist would be liable to a rash of shit. Besides, it would be a transgression against profesional ethics.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

After I had mentioned the similarities between two images in her book, she replied with:

You are right about the two images! I am a psychologist so other than loving beautiful things I am not visually adept.


It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

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Posted 09 January 2006 - 08:44 PM

Bump. Onacuz I think I approved a membership for Butty. :wave:
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 05:41 AM

Won't that brake the forum?

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#56 jaded prol

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Posted 10 January 2006 - 06:44 AM

Might add some excitement for a day or two --


fire up the coals . . .
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 09:05 AM

Put on your welding goggles.
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 11:32 AM

put on your gelding woggles.
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 09:47 PM

You people are evil,
Looks have nothing to do with it,
if they did,
CG would be the only poster here.

Edited by Grey Boy, 10 January 2006 - 09:47 PM.


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Posted 11 January 2006 - 06:08 AM

I am EVIL, and DARKSIDED :yes:
My Bologna has a first name Its OSCAR.

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Posted 11 January 2006 - 11:02 AM

put on your gelding woggles.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

???

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Posted 14 January 2006 - 10:28 PM

Uh huh...and Ha!
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 03:39 PM

Though posted elsewhere, I thought these links should be added to this thread:

La Fee Verte by Anni Katz

http://www.dailysonic.com/main/144

http://media.dailyso...rid=6&segid=992

:ROLL: :ROLL: :ROLL: :ROLL: :ROLL: :ROLL: :pca: :pca:
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 04:22 PM

Just be glad it wasn't video. :ROLL:
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 04:24 PM

:ROLL: :ROLL: :ROLL: :ROLL: :ROLL:
:ROLL: :pca: :pca: :2xv: :2xv:
:2xv: :2xv: :2xv: :2xv: :2xv:
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Posted 26 February 2006 - 12:30 AM

This topic is in hiding for the time being, as part of the "Bring Betty to the Lounge" plan.
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#67 Hans Conried

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Posted 26 February 2006 - 07:58 AM

A cunning plan? Careful, we know how they can turn out...

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Posted 26 February 2006 - 06:55 PM

I've been carefully examining her website for all the bullshit.
Furiously copying and pasting and highlighting.
Reminds me of being a student...I really miss it.

I now have her entire website on a word document, with all questionable material marked and ready for explanation, with occasional comments inserted so I can remember what the hell I was thinking.

I'm so prepared.

I'm a lot more anal-retentive than I originally thought.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 27 February 2006 - 06:46 PM

I'd say the odds are good that she can get in here.
Even though I have never shared my password and most friends of mine have never shared theirs with me I know it happens.
Of course she is a troglodyte and a computer idiot.
The only direct reporting agent to her is that one guy,(no not him) I forget his name but he's not a jockey.
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Posted 27 February 2006 - 07:52 PM

I've dealt with his account just now, even though he hasn't been active since last July.
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Posted 27 February 2006 - 09:01 PM

I've never had any interest in perusing the ATA site since I knew she was bs.

However I went ther tonight and within a few minutes found "The Burn Method". Christ, She can't even get that right.

It is the "Czeckerland Fire Ritual" damn it!.
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Posted 27 February 2006 - 10:09 PM

i 'ev nevere hasenyinterest innperusing thu ATA site since Me knew she wasbs.

However Me went ther toonites an within thu few minutes found "The Burn Method". .Batemastur ,She can't sevengitthar rit .

It issthu "Czeckerland OOCH thars hot an sparcklie Ritual" spuck it!. .
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#73 Absinthe_1900

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 11:12 AM

I see the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll has another website:

http://www.jollydwarf.com/

Be sure and view the video clip of the bachelor party.

http://www.jollydwar...le_bachelor.wmv (Not work safe)

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 11:20 AM

I don't click on anything with "dwarf" in the address.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 07:35 PM

All your post are belong to me!
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:03 PM

She already wore me out
fuckin' bitch,
they all do
but she's special.
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:06 PM

She's gonna wait a while before coming here because she want to be persued. It feeds her ego.
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:17 PM

But her greed can't keep her away.
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:21 PM

I'll pursue any thing furry,
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 07:05 AM

i see you looking in my windows
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 11:14 AM

Turn on that insidious southern charm, AB.
As long as I've been here, the most I can manage is still western weldschmerz.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 08 March 2006 - 12:23 PM

Just one more thing I've learned to fake well...
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 02:19 PM

Dang, they sure do look natural.
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 02:28 PM

Funny, Skeets and I were convinced they were fake... where did that $100 go? Skeets???
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 06:13 PM

Skeeter...
I tried to drunk dial him last night, but apparently he's got more important things to do, like sleeping or some such nonsence. He was totally sleeping on the job...

bastard

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Posted 08 March 2006 - 06:37 PM

The flaming pajama pants are real though, right?
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

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Posted 08 March 2006 - 06:53 PM

It's the Internet...who really knows?
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 07:59 PM

I've seen 'em. There real.

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Posted 09 March 2006 - 04:37 AM

I wore them, they're real.

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Posted 09 March 2006 - 06:56 AM

:BL: and :smokin':

...and quite the sexy beast you were in them.
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#91 Grey Boy

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Posted 09 March 2006 - 04:26 PM

:wink:
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Posted 17 March 2006 - 03:53 AM

Let's start with todays beginner buying their first bottle of Deva from the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll AKA "Cousin It"

Those who know my real name will understand why I'm not thrilled by the use of "Cousin" to refer to Butty...

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Posted 17 March 2006 - 03:54 AM

>I wonder if LDF knows that the Desert Dwarf Hobbitroll is using their images?
no!  what a cunt!


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Posted 17 March 2006 - 04:02 AM

I'm a lot more anal-retentive than I originally thought.

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Posted 17 March 2006 - 07:11 AM

Ha!

Six! What an unexpected pleasure! How have you been keeping?
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Posted 17 March 2006 - 07:35 AM

I'm really, and I mean REALLY, tired of helping to sell and installing computers used for weather forecasting (something I've been doing for the last few months, and I still have Hungary, the Netherlands, <a country whose name cannot be disclosed for legal reasons> and Austria on my plate, in that order - my employers keeps winning those deals, and every deal won means more work).

Despite my best efforts¹ my employer didn't fire me - in the last "reduction in force" I even explicitly got a message I wouldn't be affected before there was official talk of the RIF. Ah well.

I've also grown tired of spending too much time in 'scope forums explaining how to collimate Newtonian telescopes (especially the intricacies of diagonal offset and how to fix rotational errors), so here I am again.

I have continued to make new converts to the green fairy throughout my absence in these parts, though.

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Edited by sixela, 17 March 2006 - 07:36 AM.


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Posted 17 March 2006 - 09:34 AM

<a country whose name cannot be disclosed for legal reasons>

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Those damn Krauts! :woo:
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Posted 17 March 2006 - 12:39 PM

Those damn Krauts!  :DANNYBOY:

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Actually, it's not a European country, but part of ScandyFuckyLand.

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Posted 17 March 2006 - 01:05 PM

Yeah. I said Krauts.

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:34 AM

All work and no play makes Six a cranky boy.

You European dudes are supposed to be so much better than we hapless Yanks are at staying off of the hamster wheel. Prioritizing family, not needing 3 SUVs per household, getting 20 weeks of vacation per year, and all that. It sounds like your employer doesn't subscribe to the local mores.

I'm sorry to hear it, Sixer, but I am glad to see you.
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 05:26 AM

All work and no play makes Six a cranky boy.

You European dudes are supposed to be so much better than we hapless Yanks are at staying off of the hamster wheel. Prioritizing family, not needing 3 SUVs per household, getting 20 weeks of vacation per year, and all that.


Oh, we are. But I'd say a family plus a job is enough to keep you more than occupied, even in EuroFuckyLand.

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 09:51 AM

There goes my emigration fantasy.
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 03:57 PM

There goes my emigration fantasy.

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Naah -- you're not planning to work in the IT sector, so you'll be fine.

I would recommend social sciences, if you want to avoid the rat race in EuroFuckyLand.

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 05:02 PM

Eureka!
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Posted 17 July 2006 - 03:42 PM

We don't need to hide this anymo'.
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 01:52 AM

There goes my emigration fantasy.

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Why? Family lives and full-time jobs are facultative in EuroFuckyLand.

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 09:23 AM

They are Fuckyounative here.
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 12:41 PM

Six reassured me. My emigration fantasy is back in action.
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 06:39 PM

We'll keep YouRope
on our short list, it
appears.
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Posted 24 July 2006 - 05:45 AM

Six reassured me. My emigration fantasy is back in action.

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Does that also mean EuroFuckyLand will soon bear the full brunt of the Liver's Acid Wit?

I mean, we've already had Gengis Khan and Atilla the Hun over here (not necessarily in that order), so aren't we entitled to a bit of peace now?

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Posted 25 July 2006 - 12:02 PM

It's only a fantasy. I am sure EuroFuckyLand won't buckle under the strain of Liver's imaginary wit.
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 12:04 PM

:clap: Just hope that I don't move back there.
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 03:26 PM

Liver's imaginary wit.

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If it's imaginary, I'd like to meet his ghostwriter...

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Posted 25 July 2006 - 05:29 PM

. . .

Attached Files


Edited by jaded prol, 25 July 2006 - 05:31 PM.

Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 25 July 2006 - 05:41 PM

You cudda photochopped out his horns.
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 03:33 PM

My hairz long again...
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 03:53 PM

Long enough to hide the horns? :basher:
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 05:44 PM

I like the horns.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 27 July 2006 - 05:59 PM

So they say @
Candida.
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 05:59 PM

And I don't even know
what the fuck it means.
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 05:59 PM

Just sounds really
gay-sex.
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 06:05 PM

Turn around and count yer toes.

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 01:12 PM

It never ends

ABSINTHE LIQUORS:

Spanish absinthe (Absenta in the Spanish language) is considered to be the first level of Absinthes. There are at least a dozen brands manufactured in Spain. You can be assured that these absinthes are a better grade than all but maybe two Czech absinthes. I do not desire to discuss the Czech brands as they are mostly of dubious contents, taste, and quality. All Absinthes sold in the European Union have an estimated 10-mg/kg of a substance known as Thujone. At one time it was believed that Thujone caused the so called secondary effect of absinthe, (also called the secondfairies), by many fun loving absintheuers. Most knowledgeable absintheuers now have learned from scientific research that a type of herbal synergy is actually responsible for this effect.

As of 2002 the French began making absinthe again and quite a few experts feel that it is superior to most of the Spanish Absenta. The French absinthes for the most part are considered to superior to the Spanish with at least one exception. There are oil mixed and macerated absinthes among both the French and Spanish brands and most will agree that the French oil and macerates are the best. There doesn't seem to be much in the way of true distilled absinthe from Spain except for the exception already noted. This of course being the very well regarded Absenta of Julio Segarra. There are several well regarded French absinthes which are produced by distillation and most knowledgeable absintheuers agree that only some clandestinely made absinthes are better than the French distilled absinthes. Some of the French distillers are related to the original absinthe distillers in France and are still in possession of old family recipes. The Guy distillery in Pontarlier being a good example of a descendant of one of theses original distillers. The Pernot distlllery is another example from Pontarlier.

The Jade absinthes produced by the American, Ted Breaux, but distilled in France have been well received by the absinthe community for the most part and are alleged to be recreations of unique and original Pernod family absinthes. These are considered to be some of the best French absinthes.

Absente, now available in the USA, has absolutely no wormwood or thujone at all: it is a consumer farce - the name means absence!

Suisse La Bleue is of clear color and exquisite in taste and purity, the "holy grail" of absinthe. Suisse La Bleue absinthes are crafted exclusively by farmers in Western Switzerland, and are made by the locals primarily for the locals. High quality Swiss absinthe is a clear brew perfected to a fine art for over a hundred years, imparting old family artisan quality with no commercial alcohol and more herbs than ANY other absinthe made in the world today.

This traditional absinthe is from several specialized producers in the historic area of origin: Val-de-Travers, Neuchatel, Switzerland. These absinthes are clandestine bootlegs and are not machine made products. They are not sold in liquor stores OR commercially anywhere. These absinthes are distinguished by their crystal clear color and silky smooth flavor. In truth, the quality and smoothness of Suisse La Bleues enjoys such a strong reputation that some commercial products attempt to emulate/imitate the La Bleues in description and name..be careful.

Suisse La Bleue absinthes are made in accordance with the underground tradition that began with the Swiss absinthe ban of 1910. Swiss authorities often looked the other way as rural farmers quietly enjoyed their artisanal absinthes. The unique style and flavor of Suisse La Bleues is attributed to their use of locally grown herbs (more and fresher Alpine herbs than any other modern made absinthes in the world) and careful distillation in the same old copper stills the grandfathers of the present distillers used for decades. Quality varies unless one knows the farmer and buys direct. The best examples from the Val-de-Travers area of the Neuchatel Canton in Switzerland. All of the private farmers are between 60-80 years old and have no desire to be licensed by the government or told how much of what herb to put in the absinthes. And neither are they able or desirous of producing more than small, potent batches for their friends and families. So please, again, be careful. Since the European vendors can only sell commercial that is what they will sell. But it will not be the true and original Suisse La Bleue. It will contain less of the traditional herbs and, subsequently, be less potent. The original and unchanged Suisse La Bleues will never be sold at the corner grocery store!

Absinthe is now legal in Switzerland but these absinthes' recipes are modified to be in alignment with European law. The new law that commenced January 2005 does not include the stronger made contents of private farmers¹ Suisse La Bleues. These farmers shall remain hidden from the authorities as they do not want to dilute and transform the infamous La Bleue. In other words, the rare and unique Suisse La Bleues are and will be as illegal as ever.

Even where Suisse La Bleues are concerned, not all are created equal. One usually prefers the vivid absinthe effect, and NOT to be in a drunken blur because of high alcohol content. ALL ABSINTHES ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL. The better La Bleues made by older, more experienced artisans, are crystal clear and have more refined flavor. Even companies in England, Germany and Spain are now advertising the sale of Suisse La Bleue but it has been commented by customers who have tasted several Suisse La Bleues from various sources that the INFERIOR quality ones are being exported from/to other countries in U.K., Europe, and the USA.

Also, and very important to know, is that recent research has shown that not just pure wormwood creates the absinthe effects but, instead, the herbs in combination produce the sought after results that mesmerize and heighten the senses.



Regards,

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 01:22 PM

Ha!

She really got her
soul stirred here by
that long ass set up.
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 01:22 PM

She checks her
spelling now.
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 01:56 PM

Maybe Ted wrote it.
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 02:09 PM

Didn't seem
"ballsy"
enough.
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 03:09 PM

Maybe Ted wrote it.


I agree as the word "burnt™" wasn't mentioned.
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 04:00 PM

Mebbie I should place an order with her.

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 07:33 PM

You haven't yet?

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 08:29 PM

I thought I did. Perhaps we had a minor misunderstanding.

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 09:19 PM

I find that hard to believe.

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Posted 16 August 2006 - 03:49 AM

Should be had a-
"small" misunderstanding.
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Posted 16 August 2006 - 07:19 AM

Oooooooh, my senses are mesmerized.
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Posted 16 August 2006 - 12:51 PM

Prolly the first time with the Ex-Mayor, huh.
The more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap changes, the more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap tastes like Black Lickerish.

Where the fuck is ATown?




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