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#1 absinthist

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Posted 22 January 2008 - 01:54 PM

http://journalstar.c...39857607599.txt

Edgar Allen Poe, Gaugin and Hemingway, and supposedly induced Van Gogh to cut off his ear.


Edgar Allan Poe, Gauguin and for the fuck's sake van Gogh!

Also, the cheapest absinthes made in the early 20th century, before safety regulations, may have contained impurities or additives like antifreeze, which could have contributed to its scary reputation.


Huh? Antifreeze in the 19th century? To do what? Help the carriages movin'? What safety and what regulations?
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Posted 22 January 2008 - 02:36 PM

it might just proof that they invented antifreeze prior to something to use it for.

like the romans created the number five prior to the number four.
four = iv and five = v.

butt no matter what, it's going to sell.
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 22 January 2008 - 05:00 PM

"Absinthe should be available in Lincoln stores and bars within the next two weeks."

They're trying anything they can to erase the memories of this past football season:)
Yup, the last time I was there it was an early night. That was over half a decade ago, and I am now living a mile higher than most of you fucks. I WILL OUTLAST YOU ALL!!!

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Posted 22 January 2008 - 05:35 PM

antifreeze will do fine i think.
butt it seems i've forgotten why i had to remember that.

hell, you won't even remember when what starts when.
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 22 January 2008 - 06:41 PM

They're trying anything they can to erase the memories of this past football season:)

Plus the fact that they live in Nebraska.
They're to keep out witches!

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Posted 22 January 2008 - 09:58 PM

You know how they practice safe sex in Nebraska?








They put bells on the sheep that kick.

Ahh, Nebraska, where the men are men and the sheep are proud!

(vs. South Dakota, where the men are men and so are the women)
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 02:50 AM

Most canned sodas contain minute bits of anti-freeze (ethylene glycol).
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 03:59 AM

Do their drinkers know about it? I bet not. Recent xit being sold there wuz an "energy drink" named so nicely: Cocaine.

All these poisons xould be banned, it is kinda hypocrisy, Fuckin' Dumb Analphabetes have no problems with them while have a lots of with anythin' with "absinthe" label on it.
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 05:49 AM

I was wondering about that when I saw the fine print on my power drink; %8 alcohol.
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 06:05 AM

What power drink is that?
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 06:11 AM

Over watered Absinthe?

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


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Posted 23 January 2008 - 06:15 AM

http://www.xoxide.co...ergy-drink.html

Butt, the one sold here is in black cans, so might be ever xittier than the above.
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 07:45 AM

Most canned sodas contain minute bits of anti-freeze (ethylene glycol).



ethylene glycol or propylene glycol?

Propylene glycol is a food additive used in soda, ice cream, and a lot of other food stuffs.
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#14 absinthist

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 07:59 AM

Ethylene is highly toxic compound, propylene not that much, in the U.S. it is GRAS.
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 08:03 AM

Polyethylene glycol, actually.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 05:30 AM

Lucid has made it to the great state of Washington.

I find it curious that Artemis is the store manager for the California Avenue location.




Thursday, April 10, 2008 Posted Image

The following state and contract liquor stores have this product in stock.
Brand Name: "LUCID LIQUEUR" and Brand Code: "972737"
Quantity Size: 0.75 L Retail Price: $68.00
Please Note: It is best to call the store to confirm that the item is
still in stock and hasn't sold out since this page was updated.



CityAddressHoursContactQuantity In Stock SEATTLE

State Store: 101SEATTLE-4TH AVE SOUTH
1702 4TH AVE S

SEATTLE WA 98134-1502Mon-Thu 10:00-9:00
Fri-Sat 10:00-10:00
Store Manager:
MARY (206-587-5687)
District Manager:
THERESA GRANT-DUGGINS (206-389-2476)Units:
30 SEATTLE

State Store: 104SEATTLE-WEST SEATTLE
6527 CALIFORNIA AVE SW

SEATTLE WA 98136-1833Mon-Thu 11:00-7:00
Fri-Sat 11:00-8:00
Store Manager:
ARTEMIS (206-933-3415)
District Manager:
EDDIE CANTU (206-389-2475)Units:
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 06:14 AM

Where are all those lucky people?
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 06:37 AM

On the other side
of the ocean
from you.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 06:52 AM

Rhetorical question, norom™. Jeez, it is gettin' worse with ya. And wrong answer.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 07:24 AM

I'd feel a lot luckier iffen
I was a pond away from you.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 09:48 AM

I bet ya are luckier than we are, ya can get Beetlesinth right from the shelves, we aren't that lucky, ya lucky bastid!
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 10:03 AM

What can I say? Can I
send you the flooid
when I'm done with
the carcass?
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 10:42 AM

If ya have to, it is alcohol after all.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:21 AM

"Hey, Mikey,
let's send it to Tits,
he'll drink anything."
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:22 AM

Maybe they'll wanna
use that
for their marketing.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:58 AM

I'm not Dr. Hamster. I won't drink anything. And that thing is definitely sumthin' I wood never dare Czeckerland.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 12:22 PM

Dr. Hamster, scienTits.

Has a nice ring to it.
You shd sign yr next
"academic study"
with that flourish.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 12:25 PM

Pseudonyms are fer pussies and puppets. Just like you.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 12:27 PM

Wdn't expect you
to understand
a flourish.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 12:48 PM

I wish I had an icon to get you flushed, butt since ya are so flush 'nuff, I don't have to.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 01:38 PM

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 03:28 PM

This is so constant
here it's like a fridge
hummin' in the background.

Comforting.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 03:46 PM

More like flies in the room.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 07:21 PM

No.

Flies are annoying.

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 09:50 PM

Lucky for you guys
I'm attracted to xit.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 09:51 PM

Kinda upsets my
wife, though.
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 06:53 AM

Does she get xitty about it?
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 09:22 AM

Xe don't roll
with it, that's
fer xure.
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Posted 23 July 2008 - 01:34 PM

It finally happened. Lucid has hit the shelves in my podunk little town.
Nothing else yet, but others are bound to follow.
I guess I can rejoice?
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 23 July 2008 - 01:57 PM

Drinking it would dampen any celebration.

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Posted 23 July 2008 - 11:27 PM

I'll celebrate the day I can buy a truly good absinthe at my local store... and then I'll probably stop drinking it.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 02:00 AM

When I can buy truly good absinthe locally, I'll be...er...Pacified.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 09:27 AM

i'll just get pissier than i usually am.

looks like i picked the wrong week to stop injecting mercurochrome!
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 09:32 AM

But the right week to start indulging in your other hobbies.

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 10:14 AM

it helps take the edge off for the 'munk.

when they're stoned it makes it a lot easier to get them to perform 'acts'

Edited by CelticGent, 24 July 2008 - 10:15 AM.

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 10:45 AM

Why waste good drugs?

Just hit 'em in the back of the head with a rock.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 11:41 AM

That photo is fake.
Nobody wears socks with sandals.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 11:45 AM

Rimbo, what kinda bogart are you?
Won't even share a toke with a 'monk.
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 01:00 PM

This explains that damn Christmas album Alvin made with his cronies.
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 02:59 PM

Rimbo, what kinda bogart are you?


Humphrey.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:31 AM

that's what being married is all about, my friend.

get used to it.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:38 AM

Being married is about getting Lauren Bacall?

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:39 AM

Where do I sign up?

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:39 AM

nope,

being hump-free.

lauren bacall, isn't she in a christoper cross song?
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:42 AM

Listening to christoper cross may be your most embarrassing admission yet.

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#56 TheGreenOne

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:43 AM

But not your most embarrassing emission.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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#57 TheGreenOne

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:43 AM

Or commission,

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:44 AM

well, i was tricked bye the record.

i saw CHRIST and CROSS and thought it was a comedy album.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:46 AM

You confused Cros with Christ?

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:48 AM

it's easy to do.

both hate CanuckyFuckyLand with the passion.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:53 AM

You nailed that one.

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#62 CelticGent

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:59 AM

call me mc'hammer.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 05:38 AM

I'm getting bumperstickers made up:

JESUS HATES CanuckyFuckyLand

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 05:40 AM

I'm still gonna kick his faggoty ass.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 05:42 AM

Jesus?

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 06:13 AM

christopher cross.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 06:15 AM

I'd like to go sailing & nail him to the mast.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 06:18 AM

High seas adventures
are all about getting
nailed to the mast.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 06:19 AM

bum, sodomy with my mast
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:22 PM

"'Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash". -- Winston Churchill
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 12:07 PM

I know that the Chip Monk has drunk
and I can tell you
He'll never be the same.

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