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#1 alanmoss

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Posted 14 July 2007 - 09:52 PM

Yet another damned blog!

The start's not quite right, the end's a bit tacky, but the 2/3 lines right in the middle are almost OK.

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Posted 14 July 2007 - 10:11 PM

Nice Post!
Cool, Liver!
But, why am I the only drunk here tonight?

Edited by LeRoy, 15 July 2007 - 03:18 PM.


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Posted 14 July 2007 - 10:20 PM

I'm fucking glad you didn't interview me.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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#4 alanmoss

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Posted 14 July 2007 - 11:07 PM

Not yet.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 04:58 AM

Excellent! I especially enjoyed the Cros examination part and the Capote metaphor. The lawn picture is very well picked -- I wasn't expecting it to look so paltry. The tacky, tree-hugging style ending is appropriate and exalting. Bravo.

#6 Louched Liver

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:45 AM

Wish I'd had
2-3 lines when
I did the interview.
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#7 Louched Liver

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:49 AM

That's how the yard looked a couple months
after I bought the Mini Mansion. In 03. And after
I cut down the jungle, picked up the 9 40 oz
bottles, the 2 full diapers, the women's purse
and had two truckloads and 85 35 gallon bags
of trash hauled out. Plus, before all the
planting, weeding, hedge trimming,
and of course-lawn mowing.

Here's how it looked this May:

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#8 Louched Liver

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:53 AM

Thanks, now I'm homesick again:

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#9 Louched Liver

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:03 AM

And I miss a buncha fucks here LFin'.

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#10 Louched Liver

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:04 AM

If I had a $
for everyone
who came
through my
doors-

I'd be HighRam.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:05 AM

Alan Gathers No,
You xould change
that fake 1st part
w/a real chat w/Dinky.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:07 AM

It looks paradisiacal. Hanging around on lawn care forums must be worth while. Ow, and the interview is entertaining and instructive. Thanks.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:21 AM

Really, haven't
found that part
of the Net yet.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:24 AM

If I had a $
for everyone
who came
through my
doors-

I'd be HighRam.

You made me spit coffee!

Edited by G&C, 15 July 2007 - 06:43 AM.

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#15 Helfrich

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:38 AM

My world-picture collapses. Please don't tell me you made up that online pissing contest as well.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 07:07 AM

Um, no.

Moss made up the
start of the article
w/Cros, and that's
why it don't work.

Even he cops to it.

Anything nasty, venal,
mean, petty or cruel
relating to the Lounge
is completely true.
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#17 alanmoss

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 07:20 AM

Liver's right.

So I cut the Crosby bit. Shame since it was about the only bit Helfrich liked and I want to keep him happy. Crosby's going to be pissed when he finds I've cut his lines.

To compensate, I've added links to words like hardon, God, Allentown for those who don't understand.

And to the lawn care forum.

Edited by alanmoss, 15 July 2007 - 07:26 AM.


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Posted 15 July 2007 - 07:47 AM

Those added links are very helpful. I'm moved by the fact that you want to keep me happy. Thank you so much, Moss!

The end is still kind of disturbing, though.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 07:59 AM

Aren't all our
ends kind of
disturbing when
looked at closely?
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 07:59 AM

Or smelled.
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#21 Louched Liver

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 08:00 AM

Aww!
Moss Deaf
likey HellBitch!
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#22 Helfrich

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 09:11 AM

I'm passionate for this place.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 09:13 AM

Then yer
fucked up.

Welcome!
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 10:19 AM

Mystique? Really, Liver. :ROLL:


Interesting blog, Alan.

Clearly you have a finger on the place's pulse.
Truly, there is no way to just walk in and
partake of the very real camaraderie
that has been accumulating itself
over years' kindnesses (small and large).
We've seen each other's scars, some of us.
Made exchanges in the ultimate local currency of "Looking a Fucker in the Eye."
Seen each other through some heavy shit, sometimes. Real shit.
Been sounding boards, proponents,
or just an oasis of consistency in an unpredictable and challenging world.

A person might sense it, sure
— walking into the local bar —
that some of the locals have more common mileage than the pitcher of Pabst between them
or that two guys and a pitcher can sometimes be a reassuring signal
that the world will still be turning tomorrow.
It's personal, though.
It's interpersonal.
It's not for the gawking masses.

Under the surface — you're right — there's a deep well of benevolence, gratitude, and respect.
Welcome.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

#25 artemis

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 10:39 AM

That's the best thing I've read about "absinthe" in a long time, or maybe ever. The blog I mean.

Edited by artemis, 15 July 2007 - 10:40 AM.

You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 10:56 AM

Nice.

(The blog and what Peeps said.)
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 10:58 AM

I'm assuming
by "blog",
you+Artie mean-
fascinating interview.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:05 AM

Looks like Liver is now the Official Lounge Spokesmodel™.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:10 AM

Well, I guess since the "blog" is an
interview...I mean.....

Nice.

(the interview and what Peeps said.)
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:15 AM

It was a tough
competition, but
I deserve it.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:17 AM

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"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:18 AM

X 25,000+ posts.

Correcto, amigo.
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#33 artemis

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:23 AM

I meant the interview. I had to look up "blog" recently to find out what it meant. Charlie don't surf. I click on maybe one out of ten links that show up in these forums.

It gives an accurate (afaik) picture of the history of this forum.

It gives an accurate picture of how commercial (and otherwise) absinthe has developed. Or not.

It's entertaining.

The questions were well structured and the responses were clever and creative.

I like pictures of real women.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:25 AM

I'm nonplussed.

Purty xure you'd
like the 3D Peeps
too.

She's very real.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:25 AM

I occasionally
have the bruises
to prove it.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:57 AM

me...

HA!
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

#37 alanmoss

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 12:12 PM

Peeps, thanks for the welcome.

I think both Liver and I enjoyed the process: I struck lucky with the questions. Liver is a natural (as you all know) and didn't need any prompting.

In all this, it was clear to me that there's a great book (maybe even film) about the Lounge, its place in absinthe, and what it means to you all (I can hardly say "us" yet). Who's going to write it, Liver?

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 12:19 PM

Who else?

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 12:20 PM

This place is the book.
What would I do?

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 12:32 PM

I was just
gonna say
that!
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 12:32 PM

The wiki of
whaddafuck.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 12:33 PM

A Louche Fest
almost made it
onto a tv xow.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 12:33 PM

That's the 1/2
assed way we
almost do things
in a valid manner.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 02:13 PM

So I cut the Crosby bit. Shame since it was about the only bit Helfrich liked and I want to keep him happy. Crosby's going to be pissed when he finds I've cut his lines.

Um, no.
C'est ma santé

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 02:38 PM

Thought so.
Since they
weren't yours
anyway.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:40 PM

I was just
gonna say
that!


Ha!

I wuz chanilin da may youre'
What would I do?

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 08:34 PM

Better lay
down before
ya get ill.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 08:35 PM

You're a bit
frail compared
to me.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 08:35 PM

The visions may
boil your brain
pan and spine.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 08:36 PM

You have yeoman's
work to do for the
former biggerest
state.
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Posted 16 July 2007 - 08:34 AM

I've posted on the Lounge a few times, and been flamed most times.

At least you don't whine about it -- 'course there's no money to made in whining.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 09:05 AM

Who the fuck is bowelandtoss?
The more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap changes, the more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap tastes like Black Lickerish.

Where the fuck is ATown?

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 09:14 AM

One of your 29 MySpace friends.

Edit: 30. You just added one.

Edited by alanmoss, 16 July 2007 - 09:15 AM.


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Posted 16 July 2007 - 09:26 AM

Friends are overrated.

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 10:42 AM

Butt "friends" taint....
The more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap changes, the more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap tastes like Black Lickerish.

Where the fuck is ATown?

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 11:35 AM

Alan should post the link on WS, they're always looking to keep up on the latest in Lounge information.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 11:37 AM

This place is the book.


That's the fuggin' truth!
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 11:41 AM

I've been waitin'
for the W5 twitter.
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Posted 16 July 2007 - 11:43 AM

All they can doo is twitter --


It's like the Waco Absinthe cult ..
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 11:54 AM

:yes:
C'est ma santé

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 06:10 AM

Following my blogs about the Lounge and H5, some useless information which someone will be able to make some sense of.

In July I have had 135 visits to my blog from the Lounge, and 95 from H5.

Visitors from the Lounge spent an average of 191 seconds on my blog; H5 visitors spent an average of 107 seconds.

Which must prove something. Oh yes, the Lounge interview was longer.

Of course some of these figures change significantly when I exclude visitors from Florida. And his mother.

My reader from the Netherlands looked at the blog article about the Lounge six times. My reader from Belgium looked at it once, discovered there were no spelling mistakes (thanks, greeneyes) and didn't come back.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 06:28 AM

It takes us longer on a cause we have to sound out the big words.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 06:28 AM

My reader from Belgium looked at it once, discovered there were no spelling mistakes (thanks, greeneyes) and didn't come back.

Appearances can be deceptive. I am actually in the US attached to a T-mobile hotspot, so the Belgian is not who you think.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 06:31 AM

Numbers aside Alan knows where his bread is buttered.

I haven't actually visited that blog.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:39 AM

But, it's mostly
Me, Me, Me and
totally Loungey.

I'll give Alan credit-
He had an idea on
how he wanted the
inteview to go. I said
that I'm going to be me,
so he can edit it to
match his vision, run
w/it the way I'm gonna
do it anyway, or get
someone else.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:40 AM

Like he sez at the end
of the interview, he
ended up getting the
Lounge, which he didn't
intend to happen.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:43 AM

And he's still
workin' on it,
to our benefit.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:44 AM

H5 members took
less time to read
it because they
were only lookin'
for word of their
glorious, exhalted,
leader for life.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:44 AM

And all the profanity
prolly make 'em sick.

Like it did my mother.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 09:36 PM

H5 - Ha. Suckah's

Liver- Visionary

Alan- didn't you used to shill Lafee?
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 09:59 PM

"A shill is an associate of a person selling goods or services or a political group, who pretends no association to the seller/group and assumes the air of an enthusiastic customer." (Wikipedia)

So, no. I never shilled La Fee.

Anyone want a bottle of it? It's grate.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 10:04 PM

Well, at least you're not Shilling it now.

...and to be honest.
It's not too bad in a peepaccino, or an eyeopener. Other than that, it'll clean your sink fairly well.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 10:33 PM

It's better than Lucid.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 10:34 PM

I beg to differ.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 10:35 PM

Differ away. Not much point in debating Crapsinthe.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 10:40 PM

I concur.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 10:43 PM

I've not tried La Fee yet.
But I can say that Lucid
is better than Wormwood
Blanche and Duplais. It is
even better than old Un Emile,
Segarra 45 and Pernod 68.
It is on par with the old
Verte de Fougerolles.
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 10:46 PM

The Segarra 45 is the only one I'd ever pay for again.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 10:49 PM

I found some Segarra in my basement, along with a shitload of other little fucks that need killing.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 11:11 PM

Segarra?
Um, no.
Except to whip
it in the freezer
and see the lil'
needles.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 11:12 PM

I'll take a
bottle of
La Fee.

I'll take a
bottle of
anything.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 11:14 PM

... and a glazed donut to go...
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 11:40 PM

I'll pass on the
doughnut.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 11:40 PM

Never on free
hootch.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 11:40 PM

Never.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 01:31 AM

"If you think of the Lounge as a dive bar, you'd get it quicker..."

So, so true.

What should we do for the future? Oh, I don't know. Drive around, have fun, a few kids and we can figure out the future after HOLY SHIT I'M 38 YEARS OLD 


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Posted 19 July 2007 - 02:29 AM

Say hi to the Grate-H for me. Waddaya think of his new booze?

Does Goose kiss you after you suck Hiram's dick? :smutty2:
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 02:47 AM

Co-incidentally someone in Seattle just did a google search for absinthe bad liver and found my blog.

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 03:16 AM

(I can hardly say "us" yet)

It would be interesting to see you xit TONE.

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 03:24 AM

I've heard you could be injured if you stand too close.








Grate innerview Louchie -- really nailed it.
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but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 04:56 AM

It's getting harder and harder to hate Alan these days.
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http://www.absintheherbs.com

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 05:59 AM

Tell me about it.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:20 AM

It's getting harder and harder to hate Alan these days.

Not with suffient practice.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:22 AM

Although I would drink anything Alan is selling before Marteau de Shill

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:27 AM

It's getting harder and harder .... these days.

Thank you for sharing that information.

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:32 AM

It's big news
on a small
subject.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 08:07 AM

So, you talked to his wife?
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 08:09 AM

Would you drink Angelique?
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 08:14 AM

That question for Alan?
C'est ma santé

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 08:20 AM

No, TGO.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 08:26 AM

Prol is still
pullin' hard.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 08:38 AM

I'd rather not answer that on the grounds that I don't want to.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


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Posted 19 July 2007 - 09:28 AM

Takin' the filth.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 09:43 AM

Hah, yeah I'm still pullin'.

Clamsinthe to start the evening . . .




Let's see H make that!
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#105 Louched Liver

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 10:27 AM

I haven't had
Clamsinthe in
forever.

Good xit.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 10:31 AM

Me either and yes.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 02:14 PM

I tried about 2 sips of Lucid.
Big thanks to Cros.
I'm afraid I agree with you wholeheartedly.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 06:45 PM

It's one more
than I expected.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:14 AM

Someone (in Poland) just found my blog by doing a google search for

world enormus dick

Has absinthe tits lost all his bookmarks and is trying to find the Lounge again? Or has he just all his marbles?

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:19 AM

The person is Polish. Doesn't that explain it?

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:19 AM

HA!
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 11:40 AM

Alan,
That's weird.

Pig Poker,
That's funny.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 11:41 AM

If I remember
colon-rectally,
the Boggy Titter
is due back sometime
this week.

Unless the pigeons
ate his breadcrumb
trail.
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Posted 08 December 2007 - 08:04 PM

The anal rape of Alan Moss. :puke:
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Posted 09 December 2007 - 03:00 PM

the Boggy Titter
is due back sometime
this week.


Although date has changed Mayor wuz right. I am back butt only fer a week. Leavin' on Saturday again.
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N. Machiavelli

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 11:53 AM

I LOVE reading
about ME.

Everyone else
xould love reading
about me too.
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 11:54 AM

Or, there's a lot
less to read here.
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Posted 18 February 2008 - 05:19 PM

end of story?
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 18 February 2008 - 06:55 PM


"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


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Posted 31 March 2008 - 03:15 PM

Three weeks post jobby -- I put out an ad thinking I might do some vanity publishing and I got lots of requests. One job I'll probably make about $400.00 off next week and others knockin' on the door. This could beat doing other people's crap! Plus I have some money coming in from fans of my regular publishing.










Fuck slavery.
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 05:13 PM

Yay!
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 05:53 PM

That's great as long as
you don't get hung-up reading
the crap they send you.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:37 PM

I thought the best part of slavery was the fucking?
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 03:18 AM

"That's great as long as you don't get hung-up reading the crap they send you."

And crap it is. But if it's not too much trouble it can fund publishing the really great stuff. It's a lesser form of prostitution than wage slavery but it is scary in that it may not be dependable, I have a lot more risk and responsibility, and no insurance. Still, it's better than some of the alternatives and I like the independence.
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 07:48 AM

Nice article. So when is the next LF at the Mini Mansion?

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#126 Louchelooker

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 04:19 AM

You got reservations? There is a schedule you know.
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

#127 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 05:57 AM

I can only imagine what a drunken Absinthapalooza that would be.

Pencil me in for a week.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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#128 Louched Liver

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 07:51 AM

Loogie made it
8 days in 05.

Get a calendar for
2010, at the earliest
to be penciling on.

This fuckin' PhD xit
takes forever.
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#129 Louched Liver

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 07:53 AM

And there's LOTS
of cleaning to get the
Mini Mansion in shape
inside after the renters
leave to get it prim and
primped enough for
you fucks to trash it.
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#130 Rimbaud

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 09:59 AM

:clap:

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#131 Bognoz

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 10:32 AM

By the time 2010 comes
my pencil won't have
any more lead left.

Shoot.
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#132 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 10:38 AM

That's like 2 years from now.
Nobody'll be drinking absinthe by then. It just won't be kewel anymore.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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#133 Rimbaud

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 11:36 AM

Whateverfest '10 will be fine with me. Beer, absinthe, whatever...it's about the folks.

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#134 jaded prol

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 11:50 AM

Indeed.™
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

#135 absinthist

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 11:54 AM

It just won't be kewel anymore.

Has it ever been kewel enough? Mebbe it is high time we came back to the roots:

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#136 Louched Liver

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 04:09 PM

Since when has a
Louche Fest
EVER been about
absinthe?
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#137 Kirk

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 07:04 PM

Yeah, it's about the sausage, count me in.
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#138 Rimbaud

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 07:33 PM

SAUSAGES!!!!!

Two of my favorite sausage-related videos:

#1

#2

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#139 absinthist

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 01:07 AM

What Ted is doin' in the second clip? He's stealin' sausages!!!
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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#140 IllusionistErich

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 12:19 PM

My ol'lady made a sausage video once, now every time I smell breakfast I get a stiff sausage.

#141 Rimbaud

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 12:28 PM

SHADDUP!

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#142 eric

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 12:45 PM

Here is my favorite Ted sausage pic.

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What would I do?

#143 Bognoz

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 11:53 PM

What? No
grease stain?
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

#144 G&C

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 08:15 AM

That's on the back side.

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


#145 Bognoz

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 10:01 AM

shda
no'd.
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#146 Le Gimp

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 08:33 PM

Blog, smog...


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