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#1 mattm3

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 03:43 AM

I must say that Marteau is my current fav by far... We may kid around about the WS but this is some great stuff.

Perfect louche, very creamy taste and lots of T-Bones!!! The last time I had secondfaires like this was with Jade Verte Suisse!

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 07:43 AM

You had me going until you mentioned T-bones.

I'm assuming you're kidding?
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:14 AM

It's smuttty. He probably isn't.

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:15 AM

I still think smuttty is probably some little old lady living in an apartment with a hundred cats.

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:23 AM

So, all those years of posting pussy were just an obvious metaphor?

What a letdown.
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:30 AM

I still think smuttty is probably some little old lady living in an apartment with a hundred cats.


Nah, I've met the guy. I think it's more likely he's probably living in the basement of the little old lady with a hundred cats.

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:32 AM

Or living in an apartment with a hundred old ladies held prisoner in a basement that smells like cats.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:53 AM

Either way, the scentsation
is overwhelmingly of urine.
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:07 AM

It always comes back to Smuttty and piss.
How comfortingly dependable some things in life are...
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 11:25 AM

It cdn't take long, afterall
he already had wood on the brain
when he posted the title.
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 01:11 PM

If Smuttty likes it, Marteau must be an absinthe much like Logan Filth.
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#12 mattm3

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 04:02 PM

I actually do love Marteau, it's one of the best CO's out there...
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 04:06 PM

Oh, man...

Maybe more like Elixier.
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 04:36 PM

"it's one of the best CO's out there.."

Which really isn't saying shit. Kinda like being the tallest midget in the circus.
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 07:11 PM

Um, not really.

Meadow of Love, Walton Waters, and Leopold's, (not to mention Round 1A of the stuff that's going to be fixed real soon) have raised the CO bar quite a bit.
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#16 mattm3

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 11:26 PM

"it's one of the best CO's out there.."

Which really isn't saying shit. Kinda like being the tallest midget in the circus.


Ding! Ding! Ding! Dinky get's the prize!!!

My point exactly... I just tried Vieux Carre the Gold Medal winner - San Francisco World Spirits Competition, 2009 BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think "Absinthe Superieure" is a marketing gimmick nowadays kinda like "premium beer"! Everyone calls thier shitty vodka concoctions "Absinthe Superieure" as long as it is distilled...

Edited by mattm3, 15 June 2009 - 11:36 PM.

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 12:30 AM

Did you accidentally burn your tongue? Day after day for the last ten years?
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 04:42 AM

Or something equally injurious to the taste buds.

After all, who knows where that tongue's been?
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:01 AM

Who would want to know?

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:40 AM

Good point.
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:04 AM

It's all about "Drinkability" these days.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:15 AM

There is no drinkability when it comes to absinthe.

It's all black licorice tastin' crap, remember?
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 04:54 PM

It's all about "Drinkability" these days.

And triple hopping brewing processes.
They're to keep out witches!

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 05:13 PM

And hip-hopping brewing processes.

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#25 mattm3

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 03:23 AM

There is no drinkability when it comes to absinthe.

It's all black licorice tastin' crap, remember?


Exactly! It seems that people have forgotten what it takes to make a great absinthe... There have been some wonderous "samples" in the past but everything on the shelf of my local store is absolute crap with no "fairies"...

At least Marteau comes close to an authentic absinthe...

Edited by mattm3, 17 June 2009 - 03:27 AM.

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 08:44 AM

Say it ain't so.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 09:26 AM

I heard that
Twee Gwee
mixes his pot
with a clone
of Steely Dan.
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 09:26 AM

Smuttty obviously has
the same information.
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 01:07 PM

Not surprising to find ARP here.

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 07:52 AM

I'm expecting some of those Georgia Banjo players to arrive xortly.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 22 June 2011 - 01:00 PM

:wave:

Edited by Félix, 22 June 2011 - 01:00 PM.

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Posted 22 June 2011 - 01:19 PM

Does anyone know if there's gonna be celery salt in the next Marteau release?
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 01:22 PM

Is it gonna be brown?
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 01:22 PM

Is he using roadside fennel?
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 01:24 PM

Will it pass the Thujone Test™ this time?
Or will another invester sit on yet another unsellable batch?
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 01:29 PM

Is it gonna be brown?


Red might be more prophetic.
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 01:44 PM

There's a always a market
for embalming fluid.
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 01:46 PM

In fact, I'd suggest
Assmouphe drink some.
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 01:59 PM

I'm sure he's drank plenny...
The old dog xould have died long ago
so something must be keeping him preserved.
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 02:12 PM

preserved.


You misspelled 'pickled'.

Is there alcohol in embalming fluid?

Does it give head or louche.

If the answer isn't yes on all three counts, then the answer is

um, no.
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 02:19 PM

You drink louched beer?
Your Absinthe has a head?
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 02:26 PM

A). Fantome and Nosferatu from the defunkt Leavenworth Brewery.

B). Boggysinth.

However, 'drank' wood be more accurate.
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 02:28 PM

many of the wits are actually louched too

nvr tried Bockysinthe™
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 02:38 PM

Lucky bastid.
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 02:45 PM

I think there was sum at LF
but I only drank preban.
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 03:31 PM

Talk about no-brainers.
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 03:39 PM

Oh, I drank a Pacifique
I think?
I definitely drank Rainier beer,
Woodchuck, Chinese Lager...
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 06:44 PM

I wooda stuck with the pre-ban.

And Pacifique chasers.
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 11:07 PM

You wooda stuck out
like a sore thumb:
beaten, bloodied and
in need of bandages.

Better you know
xowed.
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Posted 23 June 2011 - 05:37 AM

...™.

Edited by Absomphe, 23 June 2011 - 05:46 AM.

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:30 AM

It's like a bad horror film
with sequels that don't end.


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Posted 08 May 2012 - 05:15 AM

A lot of work for swill.
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:54 PM

No effort is too great
when disposing of toxic waste.
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Posted 12 May 2012 - 12:46 AM

No more wood boxes?

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#55 Kirk

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 05:39 AM

You read my mind.
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#56 Bognoz

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 12:40 PM

Funny, I thought
the ugliest moment wuz
right near the beginning.

After that
it couldn't get much worser.
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#57 gasspectro

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:02 AM

No more wood boxes?

Now I know what the bottom of the gene pool looks like. That is the ugliest group of people I’ve ever seen in one room.


...tell me about it. I lived through it.
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#58 Félix

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 02:50 PM

On sait. Tout le monde parlait de toi !
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

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#59 Crosby

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 12:39 AM

Coochi, coochi, yaya, dada
Coochi, coochi yaya, here
Mooka-chooka, latta, yaya

Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
C'est ma santé

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#60 Kirk

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 05:10 AM

K?
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#61 Félix

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 08:13 AM

Elle ne connaît pas l'homme avec qui elle voudrait se coucher ?
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

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#62 Bognoz

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 09:48 AM

I woodn't hit it.

Not with a hammer.
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#63 Félix

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 10:21 AM

Peur-être qu'elle doit être une putain ?
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

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#64 artemis

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 05:10 PM

Mooka-chooka, latta, yaya


I remember seeing Ozzy on TV trying to say that: "Moke-a Choke-a Lock-a, what the FUCK is this shit!?"

He was taping the first clip on this:
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

#65 Bognoz

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 11:39 AM

Izzn't Ggwwyydd, The Lard™ of H5,
an avid enjoyer of sugar with his 'synthe?


Eating too much sugar can eat away at your brainpower, according to US scientists who published a study Tuesday showing how a steady diet of high-fructose corn syrup sapped lab rats' memories.
...
In other words, eating too much fructose could interfere with insulin's ability to regulate how cells use and store sugar, which is necessary for processing thoughts and emotions.
"Insulin is important in the body for controlling blood sugar, but it may play a different role in the brain, where insulin appears to disturb memory and learning," Gomez-Pinilla said.
"Our study shows that a high-fructose diet harms the brain as well as the body. This is something new."


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#66 Bognoz

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 11:42 AM

Another reason to shun
such a saccharine forum.

Sweetness is a bum trip.
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#67 Absomphe

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:26 PM

Sour, bitter bastid.

Yeah, I know.

Yer welcome.
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#68 Félix

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 03:42 PM

Pas comme toi, qui est ancien, chauve, ennuyeux...un peu aigre aussi...
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

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#69 Absomphe

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:31 PM

Pas presque aussi aigre que vous êtes, vous bâtard de calcaire.


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#70 Bognoz

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 11:28 PM

Keeping handing out those lumps
and we can forget all about it.
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#71 Bognoz

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 11:31 PM

Marteau - morceau.

Norom™.
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