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Posted 04 April 2011 - 02:31 PM

Ramble on.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 02:44 PM

Awwwww, I wanted to see how long it could get...
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Posted 04 April 2011 - 02:49 PM

Never quite long enough.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 02:50 PM

That's what she said...
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 03:28 PM

Never quite long enough.

I've been told otherwise more than a few times.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 03:37 PM

I hope you left those ladies of the evening a nice tip.


More Firestone Abacus today.

Beautiful stuff.
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Posted 04 April 2011 - 04:16 PM

Never had to pay but I always give plenty of tip.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 05:23 PM

I never leave the tip but
I can always give one.

Edited by G&C, 04 April 2011 - 05:23 PM.

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 11:45 PM

Back on topic...
House Cabernet, Blue Moon,
Stella, Peroni, Corona,
bad coffee, Jameson.

I have a bad feeling about tomorrow.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 12:47 AM

Nevermind about tomorrow.
Currently stuck in bar with new and deeper fear.
Elvis.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 12:50 AM

And St. Elmo's Fire theme is playing.
Sweet Jeebus, this is a nightmare from which
I fear I cannot wake.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 07:37 AM

Grate, now I can't get that damn song out of my head!
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 08:31 AM

I'm glad I don't know what you're talking about.

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 09:04 PM

You think he does?

Well, mebbe, this time
he does.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 09:23 PM

I think he does.

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 09:24 PM

I'm finishing another bottle of Voyager tonight.

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 09:24 PM

It's way too easy to drink.

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 10:26 PM

I finished the gin.
Now I'm thirsty.

So I find one of the few remaining Wicked Bitter.

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 10:28 PM

Imperial IPA.

107 IBU at about 9% ABV when I bottled it.

Edited by G&C, 05 April 2011 - 10:32 PM.

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 10:28 PM

This is the light version.

The first was 134IBU at about 10.3%.

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 10:29 PM

It went real fast!

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 10:30 PM

Oh yeah.
I forgot to mention I bottled this June '08.

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 04:41 AM

It went real fast!


I drank it.

I blinked.

I missed it.
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 06:22 AM

Elvis

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 06:28 AM

I never saw Elvis'
banana before.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 06:28 AM

...or behind for that matter.
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 07:34 AM

St. Bater's Pater.

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 08:09 AM

You had some of that? I made a new batch of it. It was the first thing I've "cooked" in what? 4 or 5 years? I'm still doing the all-grainer.

Didn't turn out that grate and I didn't bottle it..used a mini-keg. The second thing I cooked was a WhoreGaarden and I had to dump it. Fortunately, the thrird thing I cooked, the Voorjaar--seems to have turned out pretty good. Added some Brett at bottling. Hoping it gets a bit sour over time...
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 08:12 AM

Oh, and since they know what they are doing because they are Experts™--they will probably make high-thujone Absinthe batches that cannot be sold...
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 08:47 AM

St Bater is a brew I made as a light alternative to the Wheat Thin recipe you gave me. It comes in at 7% or so instead of 10-11%.

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 08:47 AM

I have a couple of each left if you wanna try them.

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:11 AM

Any good?
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:12 AM

My latest thoughts about brewing: simple ingredients and It's The Water™

That's how I messed up the WhoreGaarden, I put in too much Calcium Chloride and not enough Salt.
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:26 PM

I just use H2O from the tap.

It comes out nearly identical to the water in Pilsen.

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:39 PM

I've heard that too.
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:41 PM

I just use H2O from the tap.

It comes out nearly identical to the water in Pilsen Coors.


shuck and jive is an important skill

 

I cannot play music on an infinite keyboard.


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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:41 PM

I'm gonna try the WhoreGaarden again, this weekend. This time, I'll reduce the calcuim and increase the salt slightly. . . ..
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:42 PM

Add a few drops of Essense of Lord™ and you've got Coors Light...
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:13 PM

You've tasted water from Plseň?
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:32 AM

Yes, it flows from my tap at only slightly more calcium than Pilsen.

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:39 AM

Pilsen - Seattle
Calcium 7 - 25
Bicarbonate 14 - 19
Magnesium 2 - 1.4
Sodium 2 - 1.8
Chloride 5 - 3
Sulfate 5 - 5

Edited by G&C, 07 April 2011 - 06:54 AM.

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:40 AM

Doesn't get much closer than that.

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:55 AM

Interesting.

Prolly tapped the same well
from the opposite side.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 08:25 AM

And you could easily adjust the water to make up for the slightly higher Calcium...although in theory, it would aid in the mashing process...so why not leave it in?
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 08:27 AM

Yes, Pilsen is Seattle's antipode.

Edited by Félix, 07 April 2011 - 08:28 AM.

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 11:37 AM

It got warm

Gin (and a little tonic).
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 11:26 PM

I'm bored, sober and stalking ARP.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 11:39 PM

Sober's not such a good state
at such an hour of the day.
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 11:40 PM

You should come here
where it's perfectly appropriate.
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 11:40 PM

Although I'm xure I'd be
intoxicated by yr presence.
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 11:46 PM

That's the roofies.

Think I'll try to find a new bar tomorrow.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 11:54 PM

Hey, if it works for you...

not that I was planning
to put up a fight.
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 06:28 AM

Kenya AA with some absinthe.

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 06:30 AM

I can almost anything with some absinthe.

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


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Posted 14 April 2011 - 06:33 AM

Somehow, coffee on its own this morning just wasn't enough.

That's why I keep a flask in the office.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 08:25 AM

I can almost anything with some absinthe.


Does it taste as good as the bottled xit?
To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 09:19 AM

If it has to be explained...

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 08:00 PM

Hive - Honey Stung Ale. Average, wouldn't buy again.
"Life is tough; it's tougher when you're stupid."

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 12:02 AM

Looking forward to finding something new to drink tomorrow.

Here's my exciting schedule for Friday:

-Purchase new bathroom faucet
-Install faucet, giggle about playing with caulk
-Visit Lee's Discount Liquor in attempt to cure beer-related ennui
-Head to bar for mandatory weekly three-dimensional human interaction
-Consume happy hour xots of Irish to make interaction tolerable
-Attempt to hit 10 out of 10 on Keno for NoCoast funds
-Come home broke and catch up with a few friends via celly while consuming new and exciting beer
-Pass out mid-conversation 
-Wake up and alleviate symptoms of  hangover with Season 3 of Arrested Development,  water, coffee and croissants
-Wonder where life went so wrong
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:36 AM

Wimmin. Think they're all
about the plumbing.

Let me tell you sump'in,
you needs a man
to get that plumbin wright.
Pretty animal doesn't trust you,
unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:37 AM

For one think, iffen you
go giggling about playing
with caulk you'll
never get it to set upright.
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unless you prepare a great hot chocolate.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:45 AM

And choose those numbers carefully.
I think Phallicks wuz making suggestions
earlier in a different thread or two.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:54 AM

Keno numbers don't go that high.
It's like Bingo, but lonelier.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 03:05 AM

Yeah, it's my impression too
that that Phallicks character
prolly stays pretty high
pretty much all the time.

Sump'in 'bout that
long hair and all.

Edited by Bognoz, 15 April 2011 - 03:05 AM.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 03:06 AM

I wonder if that's why
Yak doesn't care for 'im.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 08:01 AM

I may cut it all off before ProckFest™... don't want Bocky hangin' off of it...
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 08:02 AM

Some wines at some upscale wine tasting event I crashed before I realized that most of the stuff just tasted like wine.

Actual conversation:

Host - Are you part of [event next door]?
Me - Yes.
Host - This isn't part of that.
Me - No problem. That doesn't bother me at all. [takes another steak sandwich]
Host -
Me - But thanks for asking.
Host - Oh, okay.

Later I went to get some beer. Ommegang Gnomegang and some other stuff.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 08:05 AM

I totally agree. Kind of like gin pretty much tasting just like gin, unless it tastes like vodka -- wine pretty much just tastes like wine. Doesn't matter how much the bottle costs, it's just wine.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 08:07 AM

But at last they didn't whine about me drinking.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:34 PM

FeelDicks is correct-Wine(+$$ or -$$) tastes like wine.

Unless you wanna pretend otherthefuckwise to be cool.

In which case-
You ain't.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:40 PM

I never had any wine that didn't taste like wine, unless you count mead or sake as wine.

I don't like winey absinthe, either.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:44 PM

And whining about absinthe?

It's a job It seems to savor.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:46 PM

There was a time there was no absinthe, then no whining about absinthe, now it's all about whining about absinthe. It's devolution.
You might be surprised how well old goat sausages are able to stand up to the heat.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:53 PM

It was good while it lasted...
Je ne vais pas parler l'anglais plus. Ce n'est pas la chouette ! - Félix

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 02:03 PM

*sigh*
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 02:03 PM

Pretty much why we never talk
about absinthe around here.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 03:53 PM

even if we did, it still just basically tastes like Black Lickerish...
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 04:00 PM

And the longer I'm away from it,
the more it tastes and smells
only like black lick 'er tush.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 05:41 PM

Drakes IPA. Grapefruit & Pine in a glass.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 06:16 PM

Voyager!

"It never was about absinthe anyway" - artemis 1/16/2015


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Posted 15 April 2011 - 06:29 PM

I'm out of that! Stuff goes fast.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 06:31 PM

Need to get another bottle of Pacifique, I was told the latest batches are pretty damn good.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 07:09 PM

Stuff goes fast.


I've been proofing that as fact lately.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 07:31 PM

Wyld, Organic Extra Pale Ale. Not very good.

Edited by Stroller, 15 April 2011 - 09:08 PM.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 09:29 PM

Beer, Cognac, Beer, Repeat.
"If you've got to be anything, be an alcoholic" - C. Bukowski

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 09:53 PM

Keegan Ales, Hurricane Kitty. Decent IPA, malty.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 10:12 PM

Now the Keegan Mothers Milk Stout. Decent but a little sweet.

Edited by Stroller, 15 April 2011 - 10:13 PM.

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 02:29 PM

Gin.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 04:44 PM

Enjoyed a post-xow gin round.

The Monkey knocked my hat off.
Blackwood's picked it up.
Miller made a lady's bonnet of it.
Tanquery tanked.
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Posted 16 April 2011 - 04:46 PM

Where wuz the Voyager?
Doesn't voyage far enuff.

Fix that gaff, will ya?
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Posted 16 April 2011 - 09:35 PM

Big party here tomorrow
(yeah, big surprise)
Voyager will be present.
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Posted 16 April 2011 - 11:19 PM

My bar's upselling Hoser beer with
tickets to win a bench.
Methinks they're greatly overestimating
the popularity of both Hoser beer and benches.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 07:38 AM

Over 10 months w/out
John Barleycorn.

I hope all the booze for
the party gets drinked today
or it's gonna be here a
llloooooonnnngggg
time.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 12:02 PM

Beer, Cognac, Beer... Cognac, Beer, Cognac. Sleep.
It was always the becoming he dreamed of, never the being...

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Posted 22 April 2011 - 06:01 PM

Drakes IPA
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Posted 22 April 2011 - 06:15 PM

Stella, Peroni, Blue Moon, Chimay,
Pilsner, Duvel, Bass, etc.

Still bored.

Maybe I need to get some of that
high-thujone absinthe stuff y'all
are always blathering on about.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 06:41 AM

Ask the X(it) about that xit.
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 06:44 AM

Um, no.
Don't.
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 06:45 AM

Beer. Mine.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 07:28 AM

Yours?
U cn hv (x)it.
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 08:54 AM

Xut up, abstinent.
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 11:02 AM

Xut it, asshole.
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 11:03 AM

Xit and more x(it™).

Anal drips.
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 11:32 AM

Lick 'em up, it is yer taste.
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 12:00 PM

The two of you
just don't know
when you've been licked.
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 10:46 PM

And they're suckers,
makes no sense.
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 11:04 AM

They both need to spend time in the corral.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 11:09 AM

AbsentTits corral, I like it.
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 11:31 AM

Foggy days
1.5 oz Gin (Sapphire)
half oz. Absinthe (Xit City Nimes)
watered.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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#110 Absomphe

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 01:30 PM

North Fork 1000 Special Edition Barleywine.

Fourteen years, and they finally got around to a first bottling.

Walnut, raisin, 'n xerry flavors stand out.

It ain't (x)it, it's actually damn good xit.

Edited by Absomphe, 24 April 2011 - 01:31 PM.

To the bar, for flaming Hills enemas!

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 03:14 PM

Ben sinken sum xit.

(mebbe axe Kirk -
he tosses 'em gud
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 03:15 PM

an' only drinks what's
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.)
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 06:34 PM

That ain't bad.
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 10:29 PM

Ow.

My head hurts
bad.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 06:09 AM

Pull out the screwdriver.

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 01:52 PM

I only carry a switchblade.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 02:26 PM

Riiiiiiight.

Like one of those would go with your clown xoes.

Edited by Absomphe, 25 April 2011 - 02:27 PM.

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 03:02 PM

The toe of his xoes is like a switchblade.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 03:07 PM

Good point.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 03:17 PM

Cutting statement.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 03:58 PM

Thanks.

I've been told I'm a regular Jack™ the Ripper.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 09:02 PM

You misspelled:
"hackneyed drip".
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 04:09 AM

Hey, closer than usual.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 04:32 AM

Um, no.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 08:00 AM

When they refer to him as Jack™ The Ripper™ -- they are referring to his blowing gas out the other end...
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#126 Bognoz

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 08:36 AM

So his ends are
interchangeable.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 10:05 AM

bada bump
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 10:50 AM

Xit does spew out both ends...

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 11:32 AM

bada bump
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 04:04 PM

He also likes a bump in da bum.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:24 PM

No x(it)?
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:34 PM

Am I bein' a dick?
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 06:16 PM

Gherkin mebbe.

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 08:20 AM

P☐

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 08:22 AM

Tonight I'll try the P☒

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 10:27 AM

I tried those last night.
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 10:29 AM

Yummy:

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 10:37 AM

Congratulations!
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 10:45 AM

I guess I'll keep her.
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 10:46 AM

Ooh give me a home...
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 10:49 AM

Where the Holsteins roam.
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 10:52 AM

You might need to get some of those pointy xitkickers.
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 10:54 AM

She's a cutie!
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 11:16 AM

More dung for your wattle home.
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 12:20 PM

You think she's gained that much weight?
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 08:43 PM

Polishing off the last of a "l'Artisanale Clone" bottle dated 02-08.

Three years on and it's still green, beautiful, thick, and delicious. Cheers to its maker!
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 06:37 AM

And here I thought l'Artisanale was sui generis.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 06:38 AM

2 oz drk rum
1/2 oz gin
1/4 oz absinthe
aromatic bitters
coca-cola and lime

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#149 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 07:12 AM

Too much work.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 07:37 AM

Only for the lazy.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 07:37 AM

What's worth having is worth workin' for.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 08:19 AM

Cocktails are for cock tails.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 08:34 AM

Heard that.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 08:51 AM

...™

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 11:26 AM

What's worth having is worth workin' for.

Butt some X(it™) demands
exertion it ain't worth.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 11:40 AM

Whatever absinthe was in the flask in my desk louched at the watercooler.

I'm sure there reasons for not drinking at work. I'm just not aware of them.

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#157 Bognoz

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 11:54 AM

Onacuz absinthe is evil.
And thujoneses will make you krazee.
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#158 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 11:54 AM

I never could figger 'em out either.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 04:01 PM

Glacier Valley.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 05:45 PM

Glacier Valley.


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Posted 29 April 2011 - 04:00 AM

So nice, it needed to be mentioned twice.
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#162 Louched Liver

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:17 AM

He's developed a stutter.
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 10:02 PM

Long Trail Double IPA, and Oban (neat).
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
.

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 11:05 AM

Celebrating May Day with a little Commune de Paris.
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 12:54 PM

Goose Island Sofie, and Pepe Nero.

Not bad Belgian style Saisons, but as Chairman Chang commented, what the fuck ever happened to the genuine articles?
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Posted 02 May 2011 - 08:27 AM

Several year old Vapeur En Folie. Genuine and one of this year's favortites...
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Posted 08 May 2011 - 12:35 AM

Too much beer.
Enuff to fisticuff
with a byker.
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#168 Bognoz

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Posted 08 May 2011 - 12:35 AM

Or two.
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#169 Bognoz

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Posted 08 May 2011 - 12:37 AM

Just wish I cd remember
how I broke my toe.

The rest of it wuz justified
if not completely memorable.
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Posted 08 May 2011 - 12:41 AM

Best you get a little roughed up
and do a little roughing up
if you've got a fest cummin' up.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 08 May 2011 - 12:44 AM

As for the toe,
maybe you were just trying
to quite literally kick the X(it™)
outta someone.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

#172 Bognoz

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Posted 08 May 2011 - 12:45 AM

Ah, now mebbe I see
the value of pointy fluevogs.
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#173 Bognoz

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Posted 08 May 2011 - 12:50 AM

And as an aside,
to all you muthas out there:

Happy day.
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#174 Bognoz

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Posted 08 May 2011 - 03:18 AM

It's all (not) good

reeB™ heels alle offenses
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#175 Bognoz

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Posted 08 May 2011 - 03:19 AM

Period.
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#176 Bognoz

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Posted 08 May 2011 - 03:20 AM

™.
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Posted 08 May 2011 - 05:18 AM

Lurch and skull buster said the next time you show up at the club house they'll brake your "other" toe.

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Posted 08 May 2011 - 08:18 AM

Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of a hangover
I shall fear no meek muthafucker
onacuz my hangover hertz
morerer than any udder
cows head could hurt.
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Posted 08 May 2011 - 08:19 AM

Nether mine the udder
kuts and skrapes.
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Posted 08 May 2011 - 09:20 AM

U2®Us-
Prolapse!
ENORMUS DICK

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Posted 08 May 2011 - 10:46 AM

Stop it.

It hertz
when I laff.
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Posted 08 May 2011 - 11:29 AM

Hare o' d' Hoss whut kicked yez
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 11:32 AM

L'Ancienne.

I have to agree with Bawky that there is definitely a camphorous component to the flavor profile, but it's overlayed on an absinthe that is strikingly similar to Pernod Fils "very green", and I suspect it's a function of this absinthe's extreme youth, and powerhouse herb bill.

The Rolls Royce leather thing alone was practically worth the price of admixion. (Which was prolly less than one of those bottles of Classic Crap™ from the Al Capone's Vault of Assbinthe™ wood have been.)

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Posted 10 May 2011 - 12:16 PM

Gin from the still...

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Posted 10 May 2011 - 12:36 PM

Amazing from the still, that Voyager is.
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 12:45 PM

Yeah, it tastes just like Gin...
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 12:46 PM

Doesn't taste remotely like Dry Fly (which tastes more like wet "fly").
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 12:46 PM

Speaking of Gin, I drank some Gin on Friday: 2 Tanqueray and Ts and a Hendrick's and T. The Tanqeray was better in a T. They did not have Voyager; however, they did have Absente. I passed on the Absente...
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 12:47 PM

Dry Fly must not be Double Gold™ then!
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 12:47 PM

I'd'a pissed on it.
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 01:00 PM

Where'd you have your G&Ts?

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Posted 10 May 2011 - 01:02 PM

I'ma going sailing on a Clipper Ship!
http://www.smallscre...t_clipper_ship/

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Posted 10 May 2011 - 03:59 PM

Cafe Juanita. You guys need to go down there and school them!
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 04:06 PM

I'll alert the marketing team.

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Posted 10 May 2011 - 04:06 PM

Thanks!

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Posted 10 May 2011 - 11:31 PM

So when you gonna tell the marketing teen
that I still ain't gotz that xit at my local?

Fire the fucker and put a man in charge.
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Posted 10 May 2011 - 11:41 PM

With more sod-stripping on my agenda
I could go sea my way to a Voyager.
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 02:22 AM

I can't get it here in Xit City so it's Saffire and Tonic -- best for the price.
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 02:24 AM

Good in a Horse thief too.
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:48 AM

I prefer regular Bombay, SapFire is a rip off...
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:55 AM

Monkey 47
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 12:00 PM

DG would be older than that iff'n he were alive.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 12:22 PM

Even dead, I bet
he's less herbal.
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 08:31 PM

A few Lagunitas IPAs followed by a couple old fashioneds.
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 08:39 PM

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

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