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Posted 23 December 2003 - 04:02 AM

'Cause you feel dirty.


Requiem for a Dream. After that movie was over, my wife and I went in and looked at our son for a while to remind us there was good in the world.

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Posted 23 December 2003 - 07:52 AM

There are a couple:

To live and die in LA.

Training Day.

I loved 'em, but it left me feeling really filmy.

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Posted 23 December 2003 - 08:25 AM

A Clockwork Orange

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Posted 23 December 2003 - 08:54 AM

Ohhh definitely "Requiem for a Dream" - I couldn't even talk after that move when I first saw it, I was just kind of stunned. Great movie though.

Also, "In Dreams" with Annette Benning and Robert Downey Jr. - terribly sad and scary.

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Posted 23 December 2003 - 09:30 AM

Yep, that's a good one. "Affliction" is a train wreck of similar ilk.
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Posted 23 December 2003 - 11:37 AM

I just thought of another one. Anyone seen "May"? What a terrible movie. From what I remember, it's about a girl who kills people and uses the different body parts to make a doll.

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Posted 23 December 2003 - 11:38 AM

Once again:

Moulin Rouge

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Posted 23 December 2003 - 01:57 PM

Requiem For A Dream definately took the cake in this subject (for me at least) I just felt kinda sick and depressed for awhile after watching it.

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Posted 23 December 2003 - 02:21 PM

I actually felt kind of "life-affirmed" after watching Requiem. Quite happy my life isn't nearly as fucked up as the one's in the movie. I love that movie though, watch it at least once a year.

The all time most disturbing film hands down goes to IRREVERSIBLE.
You will need major therapy after watching this movie.

Honorable mention goes to Shrom & Tetsuo Iron Man.

Edited by Porkio, 23 December 2003 - 06:58 PM.


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Posted 23 December 2003 - 06:39 PM

At the top of my list in several categories-Eraserhead.

American Beauty,Angel Heart,Mulholland Drive,Seven.

There are more,but they are too disturbing to remember clearly.

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Posted 23 December 2003 - 06:57 PM

Men behind the sun.... but then again, it might just be the alcohol in my blood...

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Posted 23 December 2003 - 07:01 PM

Once again:

Moulin Rouge

What a gay movie.

What's gay about acting all flamboyant, wearing makeup, and shrieking a medley of "Changes" and "Smells Like teen Spirit" in a musical about 1890's Paris?

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Posted 23 December 2003 - 08:40 PM

Without question:

REFLECTIONS OF EVIL - The best movie...The worst movie...the most disturbing movie...etc.

The all time most disturbing film hands down goes to IRREVERSIBLE.
You will need major therapy after watching this movie.

Honorable mention goes to Shrom & Tetsuo Iron Man.


You got it...Irreversible was pretty fucked. Tetsuo was fun.

Edited by Nolamour, 23 December 2003 - 09:40 PM.


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Posted 23 December 2003 - 09:21 PM

Very Bad Things for me. Damned show isn't that good, but still watch it like a tipped cowpot on the side of the road every time it's on. Shit ain't right!
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Posted 24 December 2003 - 10:35 AM

Irreversable? Was that the foreign film you recomended back in the old lounge Porkio? I meant to see it, but then I forgot about it. Was it released in the U.S?

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Posted 26 December 2003 - 12:03 PM

Just about every film by Peter Greenaway.

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Posted 26 December 2003 - 01:23 PM

I've said this twice before, but now here's a relevant thread, "Vulgar."

This is annoying, but I can't remeber the flick's title; there was a movie I saw on the teevee in the '70s about a guy who lived between the walls of a house, spying on this family. Possibly because I was pretty young when I saw it but man it was creepy. I think I saw "Willard" the same summer.
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Posted 26 December 2003 - 03:01 PM

Irreversable? Was that the foreign film you recomended back in the old lounge Porkio? I meant to see it, but then I forgot about it. Was it released in the U.S?

Yup. You can get in on DVD.
http://www.amazon.co...0756979-1334311

I think it's actually a very good movie, but it will FUCK YOU UP!

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Posted 26 December 2003 - 04:04 PM

After reading this, I called a store and they held "Irreversible" for me. When I went went in, it was ~$30 which is a lot higher than the quote. I'm going to buy it tonight and compare Tower to Amazon.

Tower has a European version NC-18; is that different than the US unrated?
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Posted 26 December 2003 - 06:22 PM

Tower price for Irreversible
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Posted 26 December 2003 - 09:18 PM

I never could stand Woody Allen. For some reason I find him repulsive in every movie I have seen him in.
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Posted 26 December 2003 - 10:38 PM

That's his gimmick.
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Posted 27 December 2003 - 10:14 PM

Crash, starring James Spader.

It's about people who get off sexually by being in car crashes.

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Posted 28 December 2003 - 09:07 AM

Yeah, that WAS disturbing ... not to mention seeing James Spader giving a guy head while he's driving. Eeeeek!

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Posted 28 December 2003 - 06:45 PM

Bumperferret-I also saw the man-living-in the-walls movie.Creepy,indeed.

Somewhat O.T,but Michael Jackson singing the title "lovesong" in Ben has to be up there on the Creep-O-Rama scale.

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Posted 05 January 2004 - 11:04 AM

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

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Posted 05 January 2004 - 11:09 AM

most of what disney makes.
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Posted 05 January 2004 - 11:11 AM

Working for Disney makes me feel like I need a shower.
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Posted 05 January 2004 - 11:16 AM

*shudders*
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Posted 05 January 2004 - 11:43 AM

Homeless and hungry, will work for Disney. :clanks:
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Posted 05 January 2004 - 11:45 AM

i'm waiting for their animated, musical version of Schindler's List where everybody lives happily ever after.
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Posted 05 January 2004 - 11:49 AM

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Posted 05 January 2004 - 11:57 AM

The Cook, the Theif, his Wife, Her Lover.

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Posted 05 January 2004 - 12:16 PM

Happiness

how i loved it though.
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Posted 05 January 2004 - 01:20 PM

Happiness is an all-time fave of mine.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 05 January 2004 - 01:30 PM

you sicko! :whack:
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Posted 05 January 2004 - 03:03 PM

This is news?
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Posted 05 January 2004 - 03:55 PM

I think Jodorowsky´s "El Topo" is one of the movies that really has disturbed me! Anyone else seen it?

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Posted 05 January 2004 - 04:01 PM

Trainspotting, I love the movie but it is a bit twisted.

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Posted 05 January 2004 - 04:09 PM

I think Jodorowsky´s "El Topo" is one of the movies that really has disturbed me! Anyone else seen it?

I saw "ET" when I was a kid. Is that what "ET" stands for? I remember the film to be quite disturbing and twisted.
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Posted 05 January 2004 - 04:16 PM

I think Jodorowsky´s "El Topo" is one of the movies that really has disturbed me! Anyone else seen it?

I saw "ET" when I was a kid. Is that what "ET" stands for? I remember the film to be quite disturbing and twisted.

Yeah, come to think of it both ET´s are quite disturbing! I saw the rat about 5 years ago and Jodorowsky´s two other films in one sitting and after that I was even pleased to watch tv-shop or whatever...

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Posted 05 January 2004 - 04:53 PM

All I remember is a scary transvestite dwarf and a deformed monkey and something about a phone.
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Posted 05 January 2004 - 04:57 PM

All I remember is a scary transvestite dwarf and a deformed monkey and something about a phone.

Yeah, and the other one had Drew Barrymore as an extra shocker! :grnb:

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Posted 06 January 2004 - 06:39 AM

I think Jodorowsky´s "El Topo" is one of the movies that really has disturbed me! Anyone else seen it?

:PayTFA:
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Posted 06 January 2004 - 06:42 AM

All I remember is a scary transvestite dwarf and a deformed monkey and something about a phone.


That sounds like a bad experience I had in the Bay Area once ....

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Posted 06 January 2004 - 08:47 AM

that's funny, the dwarf speaks fondly of you.
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Posted 06 January 2004 - 10:25 AM

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Posted 06 January 2004 - 10:36 AM

Geez, the movies that give me the heeby jeebies and make me want bathe afterwards are movies like Forrest Gump & Pretty Woman. Or, gack, TITANIC.

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Posted 08 January 2004 - 08:34 AM

I'd have to say "Happiness" as well...

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 08 January 2004 - 08:34 AM

oh, i'm guessing the whores that make six figures take really good care of their bodies(including teeth).

it's their main source of income.
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Posted 08 January 2004 - 09:30 AM

She was a call girl in that movie, anyway, not a streetwalker, right? I may have a trauma-induced mental block.

There are, I believe, strata of slatterns. CeeGee's likely more of an authority on the subject, though.
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Posted 08 January 2004 - 10:03 AM

There are, I believe, strata of slatterns. CeeGee's likely more of an authority on the subject, though.

hehe.

if I DID go to whores I'm guessing I wouldn't have the loot to go to any that would make 6 figures a year.

so i'm not really an authority.
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Posted 08 January 2004 - 10:16 AM

The Unforgiven. Probably the best movie Eastwood has directed.
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Posted 08 January 2004 - 10:31 AM

The Unforgiven. Probably the best movie Eastwood has directed.

maybe it's just because i've only seen parts of Unforgiven, but how is it disturbing and makes you want to take a shower? isn't it a western?

when i think of disturbing, i think of the whole shit-eating chapter in Salo, not a western. :shrug:

Edited by Celticgent, 08 January 2004 - 10:32 AM.

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Posted 08 January 2004 - 10:49 AM

it is a dark protraial of the life of a murderer turned unsuccessful farmer who loses his wife to desease, and goes on one last killing spree to get money to move his kids to San Fransisco. The money is put up by some small town whores after one is cut up, by a local bully when she laughs at his endowment.

What follows is the image of a man trying to escape his past.

"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."

and.

"I don't deserve to die like this. I was building a house," said Little Bill.
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it," said Will Munny.
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Posted 08 January 2004 - 02:25 PM

Nekromantik is also pretty bad!

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Posted 08 January 2004 - 10:29 PM

There are, I believe, strata of slatterns. CeeGee's likely more of an authority on the subject, though.

Smuttty could do his PhD on it.

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Posted 09 January 2004 - 06:26 AM

they call me...DR. LOVE!

oh sorry.

rimmy's KISS glass makes me wet.
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Posted 09 January 2004 - 07:49 AM

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Posted 09 January 2004 - 08:13 AM

Geez, the movies that give me the heeby jeebies and make me want bathe afterwards are movies like Forrest Gump &  Pretty Woman.  Or, gack, TITANIC. 

*shiver*

Not to mention all the cheesy movies with Robin Williams.

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Posted 18 February 2004 - 10:11 AM

I just thought of another one.  Anyone seen "May"?  What a terrible movie.  From what I remember, it's about a girl who kills people and uses the different body parts to make a doll.

May is probably my current favorite, for the next five minutes or so.
Actually, her mother made dolls. When may was little, and the kids made fun of her "pirate patch" she wore for her lazy eye her mother gave her a doll that was very fragile and had to be kept in a glass case. "If you can't find a friend, make one" or something like that, telling her that she does not need to interact with people.

Then, several years later, we see her develop a crush on a guy, deciding his hands are perfect. Eventually he decides she is too weird for even his odd taste, and replaces her, which she does not handle too well. She turns to a lesbian friend of hers she works with. Anyway, things get really bad for her, and she makes a couple of mistakes, but tries to make the best of it.

I do not find it disturbing at all. I, actually, feel much sympathy (or maybe empathy) for her. She even makes a sacrafice, one that has been a major part of her life since she started school, to try to find (or make) love (but not like sex/make love).

If I had to pick a movie to call disturbing I would say Geek Maggot Bingo, for the sex scene, or any of the scenes in it, as they were all horrible. Also, in Visitor Q, the scene where the son is laying in the milk got to me for some reason. Look at that milk, it is disgusting looking. :chase:

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Posted 18 February 2004 - 12:13 PM

Soylant Green with Charlton Heston and Edward G Robinson.
Silent Running with Bruce Dern.
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Posted 18 February 2004 - 01:14 PM

Soylent green is PEOPLE!!!!
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Posted 19 February 2004 - 09:37 AM

You ruined it for anyone who hasn't seen it yet. You suck.

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 09:46 AM

Both movies paint a rather dreary future for the world. Blade Runner did the same to some extent, but was less depressing to me.
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Posted 19 February 2004 - 11:02 AM

Blade Runner... :hammer:

I wish I either had androids (or android friends) or were one. So many benefits to that.

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 01:18 PM

You ruined it for anyone who hasn't seen it yet.  You suck.

oops.

guess what.....

i heard that the main chick dies in the last matrix movie.

that chick who looks like an androgenous guy in the crying game is suprisingly a guy.

in fight club tyler durden is really a split personality.

in the end of cuckoo's nest mcmurphy dies.


in the end of pink flamingos divine eats a pile of dogshit.


ooops!
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Posted 19 February 2004 - 02:52 PM

Geek Maggot Bingo.
Missed it on Pay Per View.
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Posted 19 February 2004 - 03:33 PM

Whatever you do...don't rent Mondo Magic.

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 05:00 PM

Whatever you do...don't rent Mondo Magic.

Oh, now I gotta rent it.
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Posted 19 February 2004 - 06:30 PM

Anyone seen "Eating Raul" ?
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Posted 19 February 2004 - 09:39 PM

Oh, now I gotta rent it.


Just make sure you eat a lot more than usual before you see it and let me know what happens.

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Posted 20 February 2004 - 09:49 AM

Why? Am I gonna :blbl: ?
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 09:55 AM

Whatever you do...don't rent Mondo Magic.

i just recently rented the Mondo Bizarro/Mondo Freudo dvd....

pretty boring although unintentionally funny in some parts.
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 10:47 AM

Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia :wave: also ranks up there for sheer grime.

Sam Peckinpaw manages to get there in a lot of his movies, like The Wild Bunch.
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Posted 20 March 2004 - 06:34 PM

Of course Dementia 13 is a candidate.

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Posted 30 March 2004 - 02:32 PM

I'd have to concur...Happiness, Requiem, and May are all on my list.

Here are some others:

>Faces of Death (although CG would prolly file this one under "Comedy")

>Gummo

And not that it's so disturbing as to warrant setting your clothes ablaze whilst scrubbing away in the shower, but...Revolution #9. It's a chilling analysis of some poor fuck's evolving psychosis.

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Posted 30 March 2004 - 03:44 PM

I thought it was a song from the White Album.

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:51 AM

:ROLL:

And wouldn't ya know it...some indie director decided to lift the name and apply it to his film. Crazy, I know.

Another schizo movie (albeit not terribly disturbing) is Pi. It's about a socially repressed mathematician who discovers—and obsesses over—numerical patterns in life.




Oh, and Geek...Pi is also known as that wacky mathematical constant, approximately equal to 3.14159.

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:51 AM

Winnie the Pooh: Springtime for Roo
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 07:03 AM

I like pie.
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 07:29 AM

Cherry?

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 07:30 AM

eskimo.
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 07:56 AM

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 07:58 AM

i don't know, but i been told

eskimo pussy is mighty cold
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 06:20 PM

I remember staying over at a friends house when I was a kid and renting Faces of Death. We got to the scene with the guy jumping off the building and kept rewinding it to see how many times be bounced off the pavement. At this point his dad walked in. Needless to say, he was not impressed.

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 06:24 PM

My most disturbing movie was Howard the Duck...only because I liked it.

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 07:01 PM

I'm watching 21 grams right now, it's not disturbing, but it is interesting.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 08:57 PM

I liked it.
It didn't cop out on the misery.

And Naomi Watts has nice tits.

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 08:58 PM

I'm watching 21 grams right now


Then you are doing your drugs all wrong ....

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 08:59 PM

:DG:

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 09:04 PM

I saw a Faces of Death movie in a theatre. They gave everyone little certificates 'I survived blah blah...'

In the john after, I found a certificate lying next to the toilet, which was covered in semen.

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 09:08 PM

Now THAT just isn't right.

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 09:10 PM

Felt good.

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:47 AM

So much of "Faces of Death"
is incredibly fake, I mistake it
for that alien autopsy dilly-o.

I like the one with the Satanic
ritual where they eat "human"
flesh.

Did I post this before?
They smelt of pubs and wormwood scrubs
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Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:51 AM

I can relate to this one:

Attached Files


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Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:58 AM

That is truely awful.

Looks like it took up the
entire trunk.

Edited by Bumpferret, 01 April 2004 - 10:59 AM.

They smelt of pubs and wormwood scrubs
I don't get 'hints'
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Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:59 AM

I’d need grief counseling.
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Posted 01 April 2004 - 12:58 PM

I'm watching 21 grams right now, it's not disturbing, but it is interesting.

Saw it as well. Good flick, although a bit confusing structure-wise.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 01:42 PM

"Kids" "Gummo" " Julien, Donkey Boy"

Anything directed by Harmony Korine...pass the disinfectant!
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Posted 01 April 2004 - 01:52 PM

"I Stand Alone"--
By the same guy who did Irreversible, Gaspar Noe.
It's about this butcher who is a total piece of xit. He hates everyone and everything. His wife gets pregnant, so he punches her in the stomach to force her to miscarry. He has a retarded daughter who gets out of a sanitarium, and he molests her and fantasizes about killing her and himself. I think this movie is even more fucked up than Irreversible, though not as good.

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 01:54 PM

You ruined it for anyone who hasn't seen it yet.  You suck.

oops.

guess what.....

i heard that the main chick dies in the last matrix movie.

that chick who looks like an androgenous guy in the crying game is suprisingly a guy.

in fight club tyler durden is really a split personality.

in the end of cuckoo's nest mcmurphy dies.


in the end of pink flamingos divine eats a pile of dogshit.


ooops!

You forgot that Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Sozé.

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 01:55 PM

It's about this butcher who is a total piece of xit. He hates everyone and everything. His wife gets pregnant, so he punches her in the stomach to force her to miscarry. He has a retarded daughter who gets out of a sanitarium, and he molests her and fantasizes about killing her and himself.


i am SO going to fucking sue that bastard for copyright infringement. i have been trying to sell my life story to american movie companies for 3 years now.

bastard.

Edited by Celticgent, 01 April 2004 - 01:56 PM.

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:36 PM

Should have tried the French ... they dig crap like that.

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Posted 02 April 2004 - 08:30 AM

I didn't know that your dad was a butcher, CG.
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Posted 02 April 2004 - 08:32 AM

"Happiness" was pretty disturbing.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 06 April 2004 - 06:10 PM

Not all that much.

Julien Donkey Boy didn't match Gummo.

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 05:27 AM

i liked both of them.

they were both great in their own right.
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 08:01 AM

I still eat spaghetti in the tub.

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 08:05 AM

do you jazzercize with silverware as well?
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 08:11 AM

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 08:59 AM

I like to dip chocolate bars in dirty bath water before eating.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 10:10 AM

I think you like to leave chocolate bars
in bath water.

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 10:13 AM

:yes:
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 04:47 PM

Grouse ....

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:03 PM

Famous?

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 01:52 PM

"Julien Donkey Boy didn't match Gummo."

Not too many movies do, Mayor.
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Posted 08 April 2004 - 03:10 PM

My parent's home movies.

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 09:44 PM

Last thing I heard, those were tied up in evidence bags.

What should we do for the future? Oh, I don't know. Drive around, have fun, a few kids and we can figure out the future after HOLY SHIT I'M 38 YEARS OLD 


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Posted 09 April 2004 - 07:23 AM

You said "tied up"...

Jack, you missed your cue.
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Posted 12 April 2004 - 09:34 PM

I can relate to this one:

So . . . um . . . why is the ground and the cardboard dry?

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 10:08 PM

OK, I went out to www.casavideo.com and rented May. It was hiding in the new releases, not in the DVD Horror, like the website said. So, I found something else in the M section of DVD Horror.

Meet the Feebles.

I'm about to watch it . . . anything with a synopsis that begins:

Like Jim Henson's Muppet movies, Meet the Feebles is a fim starring an entire cast of puppets.


and ends with:

Hell hath no fury like a scorned hippo with a machine gun . . .


HAS to be awful!

By the way, Abby, if you're reading this . . . it was put out by Dead Alive productions of Mesa, AZ!

Jami Bernard of the NY Daily News raves, "Disgusting, vile and outrageous, and we mean that lovingly!"

The Village Voice opines, "So tasteless, it scrapes genius!"

It can only go downhill from here . . . I wonder if there's a :alc: ?

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Posted 15 April 2004 - 12:06 AM

I never knew puppets bled so much. :pop:

and they :b&d: and :shred: and :alc: and :sweeper: and :projectile: and :CG: too (not necessarily in that order)!

I sure hope May is better.

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Posted 15 April 2004 - 04:58 AM

I never knew puppets bled so much.

i take it you've never met our puppet slayer, Lammy.
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Posted 15 April 2004 - 04:59 AM

"Meet the Feebles" was a fantastic movie!

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Posted 15 April 2004 - 10:24 PM

I probably would have enjoyed it more if it were shot better. I had to keep standing by the TV so I could see what I was watching!

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 08:05 AM

I saw it in a theatre on the big screen, looked great there, especially the flying, shot-up stuffing!

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 09:36 AM

i have a few, in no particular order:
KIDS (why have i watched it more than once? who knows!)

Happiness (oh jeez, words can't even begin to describe, if you havn't already seen it, i might suggest that you do not, unless you want to be really creeped out by humanity, and never want to leave your house ever again)

Gummo (couldn't make it through this one)

Crash (couldn't make it through this one either)

Waking the Dead (not the bbc series), not so much shower-neccessitating, but more of an
"ok, i'm going to go slit my wrists now" kinda film....

i have realized that i do not need to subject myself to films that creep me out.
i want to be entertained dammit!!!

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 09:40 AM

no.

these go in the "favorite movies" thread.


pussy.
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Posted 16 April 2004 - 11:02 AM

Hey, I LIKED May.

I felt sorry for the guy with the dreadlock-mohawk. Not JUST because of his hair, but that was part of it.

That tacked-on Hollywood happy ending was kind of annoying, but I suppose rather heartwarming.

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Posted 16 April 2004 - 05:47 PM

I also liked "May"...she was just Miss Understood.
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 06:15 PM

This was disturbing: The New Exorcist

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Posted 22 April 2004 - 07:46 PM

Old news around here, Slick.

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Posted 24 April 2004 - 10:05 AM

Last Exit To Brooklyn

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What # were you in line?




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