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#1 DGLeadbetter

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 07:47 AM

Some people go out with a bang ... he went out with a pop.

Popcorn popularizer dead at 85

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 07:54 AM

"He also developed movie-size candy bars and boxes, which could be sold for $1.50 instead of 35 cents..."



So, this man is the reason I pay $10.50 for a coke and a toblerone?
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 07:58 AM

Yes .... let's go piss on his grave.

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 08:02 AM

i bet you 10-1 that they're going to embalm him with that nasty shit that's supposed to resemble butter.
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Posted 11 February 2004 - 09:57 AM

He'll be on display in the snackbar at
the Multiplex 16 before the service.

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 11:58 AM

His Casket on view.

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 02:26 PM

There's nothing I hate more than sitting next to some fat slob in a movie who dips their hands in their massive pop-corn sack, thus making a shitload of noise while I'm trying to watch the movie.
They usually chew with their mouth open too. :clap:

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 02:42 PM

There's nothing I hate more than sitting next to some fat slob in a movie who dips their hands in their massive pop-corn sack, thus making a shitload of noise while I'm trying to watch the movie. 
They usually chew with their mouth open too. :wink:

YEAH! They ALWAYS have the noisy cellephane bags that crinckle loudly just behind my ears! Must be nice to be the only person in the theater.

Ever notice how they don't just eat the popcorn, but stuff their mouths with as much popcorn as they can possibly fit into their hands?! GRRAAAGHH! Freakin SLOBS! :clap: :F:

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 08:00 PM

Fluffy,
Ever notice you're not supposed to
quote the post above yours?

Holy mother of fuck I'm getting tired of
that shit. I thought fucks would clue in.
Even a damn Mod. is guilty.
I can't wait to try out the Time
Out feature.
Maybe I'll get off my lazy, skinny ass
and post something in the FAQ about
quoting the post above and the resultant
one week posting ban penalty.

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 08:48 PM

Fluffy,
Ever notice you're not supposed to
quote the post above yours?

Holy mother of fuck I'm getting tired of
that shit. I thought fucks would clue in.
Even a damn Mod. is guilty.
I can't wait to try out the Time
Out feature.
Maybe I'll get off my lazy, skinny ass
and post something in the FAQ about
quoting the post above and the resultant
one week posting ban penalty.

Yeah, but then the number of posts would drop by 75% on a 'cuz (sorry Gimpy, I know that phrase hits you hard) everyone would be wanting to try it out and see if it works.
Yup, the last time I was there it was an early night. That was over half a decade ago, and I am now living a mile higher than most of you fucks. I WILL OUTLAST YOU ALL!!!

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 08:50 PM

Just got back from posting the rule in the
FAQ.
1 week suspension for neglecting to
follow it.
I'll know when you peckerheads are
messin'.
Let's see who fucks up for real 1st.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 07:53 AM

Just got back from posting the rule in the
FAQ.
1 week suspension for neglecting to
follow it.
I'll know when you peckerheads are
messin'.
Let's see who fucks up for real 1st.

Yeah.

There's sometimes a buggy.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:10 AM

Yeah. Louchie is my hairless poolboy sex slave. I like him to rub coconut oil on my body and cry as I beat him with sugar canes in the hot sun. I like to torture him by making him eat surprises out of the pool...alternating with baby ruths and the neighbor's doberman doodies. I don't let him put on his required SPF 1500 so he gets all red and sensitive. He is my gangly, pinkly, cabana cutie.

what he said.
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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:14 AM

So I have sensitive skin.
Big deal.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:22 AM

hey, i'm in the same boat.

i'm lucky i don't combust when i leave the house in the summer.
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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:23 AM

Lemme help.
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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:26 AM

i know that you actually love me and secretly want to raise ugly bald babies together.
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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:28 AM

Um, no.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:30 AM

oh.

must have been me.
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Posted 12 February 2004 - 09:06 AM

raise ugly bald babies together


My wife and I tried to raise children, it didn't work.

I guess we were planting them too deep.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 09:12 AM

it's probably the bad seed.
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Posted 12 February 2004 - 09:16 AM

I think he's not rowin' the 'ho deep
enough.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 09:18 AM

i'll stop by and let your old lady use my garden weasel if you like.
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Posted 12 February 2004 - 09:26 AM

I dunno if DG is down w/dat.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:16 AM

<--- is not down wid dat.

Garden weasel ... just that name makes me laugh.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:18 AM

I find the word "weasel" inherently funny.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:21 AM

Yes, most words with an "eas" in them are funny.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:26 AM

You teaseweasel.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:28 AM

Better that than a measleweasel on an easel.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:37 AM

Fuckin' pleasel...

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:38 AM

fo sheasel my neasel
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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:43 AM

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:51 AM

Stop it, I'm starting to feel kinda Queasel.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:53 AM

It must be because you drank too much diesel.
The more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap changes, the more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap tastes like Black Lickerish.

Where the fuck is ATown?

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:55 AM

Well that was corny. :choke:
The more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap changes, the more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap tastes like Black Lickerish.

Where the fuck is ATown?

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:56 AM

Uh ... no. Not the kind you're thinking of.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 11:59 AM

That was the kind I was thinking of.
The more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap changes, the more Black Lickerish Tasting Crap tastes like Black Lickerish.

Where the fuck is ATown?

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 02:35 PM

QUOTE (Rimbaud @ Feb 12 2004, 10:55 AM)
Yeah. Louchie is my hairless poolboy sex slave. I like him to rub coconut oil on my body and cry as I beat him with sugar canes in the hot sun. I like to torture him by making him eat surprises out of the pool...alternating with baby ruths and the neighbor's doberman doodies. I don't let him put on his required SPF 1500 so he gets all red and sensitive. He is my gangly, pinkly, cabana cutie. 


:ROLL: :BowD: :BL: :BL: :BL: :BL: :BL: :BL:


Yes, I did actually laugh out loud when I read that. I was listening to "get yourself high" at the time though.

Oh and ....

That was the kind I was thinking of.


"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 06:36 PM

I laughed too .... but not that hard.

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