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#1 Crosby

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 12:54 PM

I'll never be sober again and I now have a fear of lawn mowers.
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 01:02 PM

I decided not to shave my head.
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 01:20 PM

I realized that my life wasn't really that bad after all.
Also,

It's dangerous to meet people in RL that you've met online.
and

Allentown is a complete shithole, except one small patch of grass and a mini-mansion.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 01:42 PM

my wife will still once in a great while pull LF03 out of her bagful of memories as ammunition in diatribes against me being a drunk.

"yeah, remember that time you drove to pensylvania for a PARTY?"

it didn't help afterwards to have doc and lammy describe him as crazy when she met them later, either.
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 01:47 PM

I miss Doc and Lammy.

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 01:49 PM

They sure put it mildly.
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 01:49 PM

my wife will still once in a great while pull LF03 out of her bagful of memories as ammunition in diatribes against me being a drunk.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Bring the wife down for LautrecFest. She'll never mention A-town again.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 02:00 PM

They sure put it mildly.

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i was paraphrasing.


Bring the wife down for LautrecFest.  She'll never mention A-town again.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


unfortunately, my wife does not share my interest in absinthe, or drinking in general.
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 02:02 PM

Or sex.
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 02:04 PM

jesus, do you know her?
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 02:32 PM

No, but I heard she's in a club with this guy:

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 03:01 PM

[quote name='CelticGent' date='Jan 30 2006, 06:20 PM']
[quote name='TheGreenOne' date='Jan 30 2006, 05:09 PM']Bring the wife down for LautrecFest. 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

[/quote]
Ok, bring her down and I'll do my best to make sure she never mentions your drinking again.

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 03:08 PM

my wife will still once in a great while pull LF03 out of her bagful of memories as ammunition in diatribes against me being a drunk.

"yeah, remember that time you drove to pensylvania for a PARTY?"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Those women sure do remember everything, don't they. That just makes it so I don't have to.

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 09:00 PM

Back on topic:

I learned in 2004, never to agree to share a hotel room with a creepy, old, bald fucker I met online.

Oh wait...I apparently didn't learn that lesson.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 06 February 2006 - 04:48 PM

Who the fuck is Badd Fuckin' Backs?
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Posted 08 February 2006 - 09:40 PM

That guy

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Posted 08 February 2006 - 11:42 PM

Now there's a face you can trust!

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 12:25 AM

You'd best believe it.
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 07:54 PM

Nice edit on the topic title. Jack's back.
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 08:43 PM

It changed my life because now I want a leather jacket with mud flap girls on it.

Fashion icon, that one is.

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 12:37 PM

I got hog-smacked and I'm ruined for life.

I drove back to my hotel at 3:30am in the snow laughing my ass off at the fact I had to be up at 6:30am. I can't ever do that again, EVER.

I learned you can meet someone from the net in RL and have a drink, talk shit, find out you have alot in common, and make it home in one piece with your career intact. What are the odds of that ever happening again? I'm never leaving Richmond.

Thanks, Liver.

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 06:42 PM

Back on topic:

I learned in 2004, never to agree to share a hotel room with a creepy, old, bald fucker I met online.

Oh wait...I apparently didn't learn that lesson.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Next time make sure the management puts up this sign:

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 06:55 PM

I'll just get it made into a t-shirt.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 08:29 PM

Next time take his walker away. :yes:

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Posted 12 February 2006 - 01:08 PM

You've never met him, have you?
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Posted 12 February 2006 - 04:56 PM

He met him, but the closest thing to a woman around that night was Dinky.
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Posted 12 February 2006 - 06:17 PM

You've never met him, have you?

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I watched him head mop the Homie bar. :ROLL:

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 03:08 PM

Nice edit on the topic title. Jack's back.

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I felt it was time to be honest and not mince words...
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Posted 14 February 2006 - 05:28 AM

Glad you're cuming out of your shell.
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Posted 14 February 2006 - 09:24 AM

I feel it's time for me to stop keeping my views and opinions to myself...
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Posted 14 February 2006 - 12:33 PM

:ona:

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 03:25 PM

Good for you being assertive for a change.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 06:48 PM

Changing lives, one man at a time.

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 07:29 PM

:flash: :ona: :trink:
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 09:11 PM

:clank:  :ona: :pour:

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:woo: :woo: :flash: :trink: :gk: :gk:
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 09:33 PM

Jack's gained some weight.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 09:36 PM

And Liver looks like he really suffered brain damage from getting bounced into that air conditioner.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 09:38 PM

That's the first time I've seen Prol and TGO photoshopped.
I'm enjoying this.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 10:23 PM

Jack should have been the one in the chaps.
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Posted 17 February 2006 - 04:20 AM

:FuckoffSpaz:
Looks like we're at The Cuff


or is that off the cuff . . .
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Posted 17 February 2006 - 06:16 AM

sexy fuckers
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Posted 17 February 2006 - 07:59 AM

Ha! The coy Green 1 is my fave in the lineup.
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Posted 17 February 2006 - 08:47 AM

:gk:  :FuckoffSpaz: :gk:

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:gk: :gk: :wink: :scared: :gk: :gk:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

:gk: :gk: :scared: :scared: :gk: :gk:
:gk: :gk: :scared: :scared: :gk: :gk:

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 10:18 AM

GTO looks the most "secure" in that pic...
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Posted 17 February 2006 - 10:53 AM

He was in to it.
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Posted 17 February 2006 - 11:57 AM

:angry: Thank you. That was funny.
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Posted 17 February 2006 - 01:02 PM

That pic is my new wallpaper.
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Posted 17 February 2006 - 01:06 PM

sicko
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Posted 17 February 2006 - 01:34 PM

Needs background music.
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Posted 17 February 2006 - 01:37 PM

...Upon his lips, the taste of pain
Venom kiss of love insane
He's got a rod beneath his coat
He's gonna RAM right down your throat
Make you grovel on the floor
Spit up and scream and beg for more
He'll rape you good
And strip you down
Hot child, gotcha!...

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 01:42 PM

Yo, pretty ladies around the world
Got a weird thing to show you so tell all the boys and girls
Tell your brother, your sister and your mamma too
Cause they’re about to throw down and you'll know just what to do
Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
Gilde by the people as they start to look and stare
Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick mamma
Come on baby tell me what's the word...
"Life is tough; it's tougher when you're stupid."

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Posted 12 July 2007 - 11:51 PM

More me!
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Posted 13 July 2007 - 12:31 AM

:clap: :clap: :clap:

I love Liver threads.
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Posted 13 July 2007 - 01:18 AM

Me too!
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