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#1 CelticGent

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 08:48 AM

Well hello there.

You have stumbled upon the back-alley bar of the online Absinthe world.

Here are a few rules to get you started:

1.) If you are offended by ugly people, ugly language or ugly thoughts, please leave IMMEDIATELY.

2.) If you just stumbled in after watching Moulin Rouge, From Hell or Eurotrip, chances are you looking to trip balz™ or see green fairies. Please go here: http://www.feeverte.net and read all you can.

3.) We try to be a pretty thick-skinned bunch, and a lot of us know each other outside of the internet, so we can be kind of bastardly to outsiders. If you hang around long enough and are not a complete dipshit, you will do fine.

4.) If you ask a stupid question, you may be flamed, joked with, ignored, or worse - made an example of. If you do not let this bother you, chances are you are our kind of people.

5.) Every place else on the internet and off the internet is too serious. If you have issues, leave them at the door.

6.) We make up the rules as we go along. Get used to it.
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#2 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 08:50 AM

Nice.
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#3 Crosby

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:01 PM

:DG:
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#4 A.B. Normal

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Posted 03 April 2006 - 07:24 PM

A few steadfast rules, since it's not fair for us to expect newbies to be psychic:

1) Do not EVER use LOL. It's the most overused and annoying abbreviation on the Net.

2) Do not quote the post directly above yours. And when you are quoting someone else, it isn't always necessary to quote the entire post. Brevity and flow of conversation are prized here.

Keep in mind that most of the posting here is done while severely intoxicated. Ergo, we're slow.

3) TONE. We interact in a special way. Watch and learn. If it doesn't appeal to you, you'll probably find another forum more pleasing to your sensibilities.
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 08:53 PM

A few steadfast rules, since it's not fair for us to expect newbies to be psychic:

1) Do not EVER use LOL.  It's the most overused and annoying abbreviation on the Net.

2) Do not quote the post directly above yours.  And when you are quoting someone else, it isn't always necessary to quote the entire post.  Brevity and flow of conversation are prized here. 

Keep in mind that most of the posting here is done while severely intoxicated.  Ergo, we're slow.

3) TONE.  We interact in a special way.  Watch and learn.  If it doesn't appeal to you, you'll probably find another forum more pleasing to your sensibilities.

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#6 A.B. Normal

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Posted 03 April 2006 - 08:55 PM

:DrO2: :BL: :BL: and LOL
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

#7 greeneyes

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Posted 29 June 2007 - 09:37 AM

Sticks and stones
may break my bones
but images that are not work-safe
including, but not limited to
those depicting male and/or female genitalia,
in coitus in flagrantis delectis, or otherwise arranged,
belong in the Sand Box.
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Posted 29 June 2007 - 11:29 AM

Jeeze, I thought Liver deleted this.
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#9 Louched Liver

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Posted 29 June 2007 - 11:30 AM

The old one, yes.
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#10 greeneyes

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Posted 29 June 2007 - 04:58 PM

Leave this one undeleted as a favor, kay?
I get fiendish pleasure from leaving bad Latin
where Sixela can't correct.
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