A Seattle man is charged with indecent exposure after police say he exposed himself and rubbed up against a West Seattle sandwich shop window.
According to some fucking local newspaper, charging documents say some absinthe-imbibing local was seen “humping” and “rubbing his genitals against the window” at Sub Shop in Westwood Village Shopping Center. The store had just closed and the absinthe-imbibing local was apparently upset he couldn’t get inside. Several employees were inside the store and witnessed the absinthe -imbibing local’s actions. He ran away as security approached the store. Police were able to track him down and two witnesses identified him.
The absinthe-imbibing local is charged with felony indecent exposure and is in jail in lieu of $35,000 bond. He has a prior conviction for indecent exposure.