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#1 Porkio

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 01:22 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2...m.ap/index.html

To put this into perspective, my wife (high school teacher) has a student who was raped a couple of years ago by her father. He got 2 to 6 years.

This woman gets 30 years for giving out booze and drugs to kids, and consentually sleeping with a few of them.

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#2 CelticGent

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 01:35 PM

jesus christ

i think they should have her chair the Big Brothers/Big Sisters foundation.

i woulda killed for somebody like her when i was a kid.
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#3 Porkio

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 02:25 PM

I know. Too bad she wasn't a man, she sounds like a perfect candidate for priesthood.

#4 rygD

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 02:32 PM

I wish CG would stop sending me all the kiddie porn

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According to a show I watched it seems Rabbis are getting in on the game to, looking for kiddies online.

So, anyone wanna come to my place for an absinthe tasting party?



P.S. I may seem intelligent with all my fancy, fancy talk about technology, but I seem to forget that Kip, Napoleon Dynamite's brother, wasn't really that cool. Only people less cool are those admin types that fuck with other people's content to mention anything regarding Napoleon Dynamite.

P.P.S. On second thought a P.S. is a bit unnecessary in this format as I have not signed anything.

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Edited by rygD, 16 November 2005 - 09:59 AM.


#5 Absomphe

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 04:06 PM

Thanks, son...

But no thanks.
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#6 TheGreenOne

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 04:24 PM

i woulda killed for somebody like her when i was a kid.

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Not now?

Edited by TheGreenOne, 15 November 2005 - 04:25 PM.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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#7 2loucheltrec

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 04:55 PM

please teach your son not to quote the post directly above his, it's becoming a bad habit...
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#8 Crosby

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 04:58 PM

That will result in a two week smack-down next time. :HG:
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#9 A.B. Normal

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 10:06 PM

That's so fuckin' hot.

I love it when admins go hard-core...
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 10:15 PM

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#11 CelticGent

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 06:06 AM

hey, don't go be hard on him....looking back at his post, i can see why he quoted porky.
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 04:36 PM

Clank™ him! Clank™ him!

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 05:02 PM

One more time and he gets a two week suspension. I doubt he'll come back after it. There's still a puppet suspended until 2027.
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 06:56 PM

Clanking - Bad

Fire - good

Abby - :BL:

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 05:09 AM

A priest and a rabbi go on a weekend interfaith retreat together. Towards the end of the 1st day, the priest says to the rabbi "Look, I'm getting bored. How about we go into town?" The Rabbi says "Sure, what do you want to do there?" The Priest says "Well, we could find some young boys..." The Rabbi says "OK, and do what with them?"
The Priest says "Well, fuck them, of course!". And the Rabbi says "OK, but fuck them out of what?"

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 05:29 PM

One more time and he gets a two week suspension. I doubt he'll come back after it. There's still a puppet suspended until 2027.

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Who, and what? Wow, 2027, that kinda sucks. What led to that?

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 06:16 PM

They annoyed me on the wrong day. :BL:
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#18 Absomphe

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 07:15 PM

carrier dome

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Big fuckin' whoop...

I do that nearly every day, biotch.
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 09:14 PM

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#20 A.B. Normal

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 11:11 PM

Clanking - Bad

Fire - good

Abby -  :wave:

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 04:10 AM

WOW!

Take 'Abby' do a flip 'er do wit' some lettrees...

Woo-Hoo! :wave:

#22 jaded prol

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 05:27 AM

Though I think "intelligent design" is horsecrap, context is everything:

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 06:37 AM

Sillicone does not qualify as intelligent design.

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 11:24 AM

Big fake boobies work much like that bait on the head of the Anglerfish, allowing the stripper to ensnare and pilfer her prey. The prey is then left passed out drunk on the side of the road, stunned, until he is later discovered by his wife and murdered.

Luckily some men have evolved to recognize the trap, otherwise our species would be doomed.

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 11:54 AM

Real boobs evolved as a method of attracting males who otherwise might be focused on making beer.
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Posted 19 November 2005 - 04:04 AM

Ha!

(I don't like the fake ones, they look like cantalopes that have been glued on...)

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Posted 19 November 2005 - 02:32 PM

Real boobs...males who otherwise might be focused on making beer.

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Posted 19 November 2005 - 02:42 PM

They annoyed me on the wrong day.

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On the contrary, it was just the right day.
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