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#1 Lee Ving

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 09:58 PM

Shot dead, wrap him in a traditional bacon shroud.

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 10:43 PM

He's Dead Jim.

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 11:39 PM

What was that phrase
from the Bush administration
some eight years ago?

Oh, yeah:

"Mission accomplished."
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Posted 02 May 2011 - 12:56 AM

Why 'muslim' pig?

I bet the only reason for a literal pig to become muslim is self-preservation (given the rather low esteem Muslims hold your kind in).

As for the human kind of pig that slaughters other humans, they don't need a qualifier to earn the title. A pig's a pig, and this one wasn't even wearing lipstick.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 05:18 AM

Hear ya go.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 06:00 AM

I wonder if they're going to ask for OBL's death certificate. I'm sure he's been dead for some time, killed in Kenya.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 06:07 AM

We blew the fuck out of a whole country trying to get this one man and he wasn't even there. You'll forgive me, after all the lies and skulduggery, if I find this to be a more bitter than sweet victory.
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Posted 02 May 2011 - 06:33 AM

We blew the fuck out of a whole country trying to get this one man and he wasn't even there.

I'm sure US predator drones killed more than enough people in Pakistan as well (especially when the intelligence information is crappy).

Just goes to show you that people are better at 'surgical' strikes than gee-whizz technology.

Of course it's bitter. It still is a victory, though. Dragging his sorry arse through a trial would have been a better one, but that wasn't going to happen.

I wonder who gets his 70 virgins once he finds out they aren't waiting for him.

Edited by sixela, 02 May 2011 - 06:39 AM.


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Posted 02 May 2011 - 06:57 AM

There are no virgins...

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 07:03 AM

I'm just happy I don't have to hear about the royal wedding anymore.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 07:16 AM

I'll second that emotion.

Edited by G&C, 02 May 2011 - 07:17 AM.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 07:20 AM

Me too.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 07:33 AM

I'm hoping there's a royal
wedding night tape somewhere.
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Posted 02 May 2011 - 07:39 AM

HA!

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 07:47 AM

What royal wedding?

Or is that weeding?

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 08:05 AM

" There are no virgins..."
True, we're all fucked.
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Posted 02 May 2011 - 08:08 AM

It will be interesting to see the real death photos.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 08:16 AM

I'm just waiting on the long form death certificate.
There's just too much time to kill between all my mistakes.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 08:40 AM

...killed in Kenya.

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:18 AM

... warnings came as a photograph broadcast on Pakistani TV purporting to show Bin Laden's corpse was exposed as a fake.

The photo, which depicted a bloodied head with a strong resemblance to the al-Qaeda leader, was widely used on TV networks and newspaper websites after news of his death broke.

Online users of websites such as Twitter soon exposed the image as a hoax which had reportedly been in circulation as early as 2009.

The photograph appears to have been digitally manipulated to combine the lower half of bin Laden's face, from a genuine 1998 photo, with a photograph of the head of an unidentified corpse.


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Posted 03 May 2011 - 05:32 AM

What ever...

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 05:42 AM

"I'm sure US predator drones killed more than enough people in Pakistan as well (especially when the intelligence information is crappy)."
You are a funny little penguin but sometimes I wonder about you.
No, Pakistan has something like 180 million citizens, not much different than the population of the United States when it built the first nuclear weapons. They have the bomb. So no, we weren't running around willy nilly bombing the xit out of Pakistan, Dumass.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 10:26 AM

Oh, so Pakistan has 180 million people and the bomb so it's OK to kill a few people (probably about ten people per successfully eliminating a legitimate target)?

Would you mind going from A to B using propositional logic?

No, you weren't running around willy nilly bombing the xit out of Pakistan. That was another period and another country.

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:11 PM

We should send some drones to Belgica...
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:20 PM

Isn't that pretty much
what the population is now?
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:31 PM

It's doubled since you've left...
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:32 PM

I hafta say. That image does look kinda fake. He should look quite a bit older than that...
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:33 PM

I stopped aging
when I died.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:36 PM

Died and went to
an imaginary land...
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:37 PM

Beljum: nation
of droning twerps.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:41 PM

Fulla virgins.

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:43 PM

hmmm. maybe we xould move this thread to the Stripper Mall and finger out what kinda anti-aging face cream he's using...
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:47 PM

Meat flap packs.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:18 PM

He's obviously also been using a Just For Men™ product...
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:30 PM

Isn't that pretty much what the population is now?

Sounds like Xit City.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 03:23 PM

Xit City is a lot like Belgica...
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 03:28 PM

Hitler did a reach around on France through Belgium.

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 03:31 PM

And Belgica liked it!

Edited by Félix, 03 May 2011 - 03:31 PM.

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 03:54 PM

Whoever came up with the idea and decided to bury B.L. at sea deserves a promotion, that xit there was brilliant, seems simple now but that was the move of a brilliant tactician.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 06:09 PM

I look back to a day when we respected our enemies, blah, blah, blah, but when Osama's wife charged the team, they should have capped her ass in the head. That said, she was one bad ass bitch.
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