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#1 Crosby

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Posted 18 November 2010 - 07:26 PM

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 02:54 PM

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 10:38 PM

The up side...

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 02:38 PM

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 02:38 PM

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 11:44 PM

Aren't you all just getting your panties in a bunch, people?

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Posted 26 November 2010 - 12:56 AM

I'm sure you love the attention.
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 11:21 PM

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 10:57 AM

TSA Pinup.

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 11:09 AM

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 11:10 AM

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 11:10 AM

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 01:49 PM

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 10:36 PM

Vegas style.

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 06:22 PM

Aren't you all just getting your panties in a bunch, people?

We don't wear panties.
They're to keep out witches!

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Posted 04 December 2010 - 01:49 PM

Speak for yrself, Pussy.
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Posted 04 December 2010 - 01:50 PM

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Posted 04 December 2010 - 03:33 PM

Not to let facts get in the way of a good story:

http://www.snopes.co...ire/scanner.asp
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Posted 04 December 2010 - 05:52 PM

Take all the fun...

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Posted 04 December 2010 - 08:13 PM

I was so wishing it was true.
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Posted 04 December 2010 - 10:17 PM

I was filling out an application... until you ruined it.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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#22 Bognoz

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Posted 04 December 2010 - 11:10 PM

"filling out an application"
Is that what you call it now?
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 01:14 AM

Printed with metallic-based ink, these shirts, bras, underwear, and socks are plastered with a few choice words visible to anyone viewing the screen.

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 01:02 PM

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Posted 17 January 2011 - 08:47 AM

Anybody heard from Jack?

A Seattle man’s trial in Albuquerque on charges of making trouble at an airport security checkpoint is getting attention from civil liberties groups all over the country.


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Posted 17 January 2011 - 09:03 AM

I saw him Saturday.

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Posted 17 January 2011 - 09:04 AM

He looked ready for trial.

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Posted 17 January 2011 - 09:12 AM

Did you ask for his ID?
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Posted 17 January 2011 - 10:48 AM

No.

This is not a "show your papers" state.

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Posted 18 January 2011 - 06:18 AM

...yet.
Say something clever and memorable, or say something outrageous. And unfortunately, it's a lot easier to be outrageous than clever and memorable

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 11:26 AM

CONCORD, N.H. -- A House committee is scheduled to hold a hearing Tuesday on a bill that would make it a sexual assault for an airport screener to touch or view a person's breast or genitals without probable cause.

The bill (HB628-FN) includes anyone working as a security agent of the federal, state, or local government, and includes touching or viewing with a "technological device."


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Posted 01 March 2011 - 11:40 AM

Prudes.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 07:45 AM

Not satisfied with fumbling through Americans’ private possessions, one TSA screener saw fit to make a humiliating joke about the contents, writing a personal message on a TSA inspection note after finding a sex toy in writer Jill Filipovic’s luggage.

After arriving at her hotel, Filipovic was unpacking when she discovered her bag had been individually searched by a TSA screener who, having seen the “personal item,” saw fit to comment, writing “GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL” on the reverse side of an inspection notice.

“Total violation of privacy, wildly inappropriate and clearly not ok, but I also just died laughing in my hotel room,” wrote Filipovic.


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Posted 24 October 2011 - 07:47 AM

"humiliating joke"?

Misspelled "hillhairyass".
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Posted 10 December 2013 - 08:18 AM

TSA agents in St. Louis, Missouri, disarmed Rooster Monkburn, a cowboy sock money, of his two-inch toy gun after a woman brought the stuffed monkey through security. Agents said that it posed a threat because it could be confused for a real gun.

“[Theagent] said ‘this is a gun,’” said Phyllis May, recounting the experience to fly back to her home in Washington state. “I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey.”

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May, who has a small business selling sock monkeys, was also questioned for bringing the sewing supplies she uses to make the stuffed animals in her carry-on bag. TSA agents told her they would have to confiscate the miniature firearm and call the police, although Washington’s KING-TV reports that the TSA never did call the authorities. May’s sewing supplies were ultimately returned to her.

“Rooster Monkburn has been disarmed so I’m sure everyone on the plane was safe,” May quipped. “I understand [the
TSA agent] was doing her job but at some point doesn’t common sense prevail?”


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 06:27 AM

Some real guns look like toys, some toy guns look real, I think it was a publicity stunt for the sock monkey.


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 06:52 AM

Disarming a junkless monkey.

Where will it end?


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