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#1 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 08:28 PM

Elisha Cuthbert is hot, and that's the only thing this movie has going for it.
You get hints of nasty, gruesome torture, but no followthough.

The script is transparent. The ending obvious.

Did I mention Elisha Cuthbert is hot?
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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#2 sixela

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 11:51 PM

No, you didn't.

#3 Louched Liver

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 05:30 AM

I bet she's hot.
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 08:11 AM

Who?

Elisha Cuthbert?
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

#5 Wild Bill Turkey

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 08:11 AM

She's hot.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

#6 mthuilli

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 10:10 AM

Who?

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#7 Louched Liver

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 12:23 PM

Whoever she
is, she's hot!
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#8 Hans Conried

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 06:22 PM

I'll say! She reminds me of Elisha Cuthbert.

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 07:01 PM

And we know
she's hot!
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 01:52 AM

She's not to me - at least not on that picture. Looks stupid.

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 03:49 AM

Yeah, Sixer's right!

NO HOTNESS TO SEE HERE, PLEASE MOVE ALONG...

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#12 Louched Liver

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 04:39 AM

Too hot to move.
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#13 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:22 AM

I think part of me just moved.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:24 AM

Got a microscope
to check?
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 11:17 AM

The whole fucking setup,
not to mention the advertisements,
make me sick and pissed off.
I don't give a rat's ass what the actress looks like.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 02:05 PM

Butt she's still fookin' HOT!

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 05:18 PM

A ringing endorsement for disingenuous torture porn.
Subjectively speaking, however, I'm with 6.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:08 PM

...still hot.
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:40 PM

Yea, but torture porn is dead. I just wanna stare at her hotness, for a long time.
All management is arbitrary.

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 09:04 PM

Is that the dumb ass daughter from 24?

The one that got kidnapped, tortured and held hostage every season? What a stretch.

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 12:47 AM

Yeah, but her challenge, as an actress, was to sensitively portray a young woman, who while suffering the trauma of being taken hostage, and watching her loved ones being killed and tortured, was at the same time monstrously hot. I thought she really captured this crucial quality of the character.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

#22 DrinkSlinger

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 12:54 AM

She got the "hot" part right, the other stuff... ehhhh?
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 05:53 AM

This 24,
a tv xow?
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 08:21 AM

Yeah, and there's a hot chick.
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 09:54 AM

Really? A hot chick? On TV? We'll have to try to catch that.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 09:56 AM

Um, no.

We're not
getting cable.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 10:59 AM

Peeps, I saw a hot chick in another show, too. And there was one in a commercial for something.








The one in the commercial was really hot.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 11:11 AM

This 24,
a tv xow?



Well aren't you just
2kool4stool !

#29 Louched Liver

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 11:55 AM

Um, no.

Amish.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 11:59 AM

Not when yer surfin' SeventeenLive yer not.

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 12:01 PM

In spirit, yes.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 12:02 PM

I wear a big
straw hat and
suspenders.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 12:06 PM

Oh dear, I hesitate to admit this...
But you've just made me ROFLMAO all over myself.



Whew! What an image that is. Please get a straw hat and suspender for piccies. Oh please!!!!

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 12:36 PM

I'm Amish.

Don't have a
camera.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 01:35 PM

This "I'm Amish" bit is inherently wrong.

You've got your Hochmut and your Demut flip flopped.
Not to mention the whole *clickity click click click* thing.

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 01:41 PM

Yeah, Sixer's right!

Makes me understand why the Greek made statues without the head.

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 02:36 PM

With reduced sex characteristics.

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 02:36 PM

'Cept for Priapus.

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 02:39 PM

What a hardon.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 02:43 PM

The fuck must have hit a 200% of relevant nerve endings.

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 02:47 PM

Impossible. He had no hands or tongue.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 02:58 PM

Must have been phallically retentive.

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 03:48 PM

Just another Enormous Dick . . .
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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