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#1 greeneyes

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 05:25 PM

The label reads, "T.A.S. MADRAS SNUFF. SOVEREIGN IN COLOR."

I couldn't resist it, but now I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to do with it.

The label admonishes me that, "Smoking is a main cause of lung Cancer,
lung diseases and of heart and arteries diseases."
I'm fairly certain I'm not supposed to smoke it.

I put it up my nose, don't I?
But then, how much and how?

I wish Abby were here.
She'd know what to do with snuff.
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#2 greeneyes

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 05:29 PM

Ow!

Gak!!!

It burns!
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#3 Grey Boy

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 07:35 PM

Hello deviated septum!

#4 greeneyes

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 08:18 AM

It stings, but I like it.
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 08:26 AM

Oh, you say that all the time.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:00 AM

:pour: I love science.
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:07 AM

Peeps... what the hell did you just do??? :pour:

#8 greeneyes

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 01:47 PM

Why? What should I have done? I'm taking requests from the audience.
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 08:09 PM

Please, don't entice me to embrace another vice!!!
for some people, there's money in absinthe. And for some, there's only absinthe in absinthe.
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#10 faustus

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 06:01 AM

From wikipedia:

Snuff has even been found to be beneficial in some cases of hay fever due to the fact that the snuff may prevent allergins from getting to the mucus membrane within the nose.


I am so trying it!

I've always been obsessed with snuff bottles anyway.

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 01:45 PM

I heard a rumor that CeeGee is able to boink one of those comfortably, without a drop of KY...

Way to go, champ! :BowD:
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 03:33 PM

I've always enjoyed snuff. The civilised method is to spill a little bit onto the fleshy part of your hand between your thumb and index finger, then snort it off.

It's a nicer tobacco habit than smoking or chewing, but you will notice a constant brown stream of mucous which is pretty disgusting. Napoleon died of stomach cancer, due to taking between one and two ounces of snuff per day for many years.

I like the Gawith brand apricot snuff the best, it is quite tasty.
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#13 faustus

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:08 PM

"constant brown stream of mucous"

hmm. Maybe I won't try it.

But just out of curiosity, of course, where could one buy this Gawith snuff?

And by the way, Peeps, what color is "sovereign?"

#14 Grey Boy

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 05:06 AM

The civilised method is to spill a little bit onto the fleshy part of your hand between your thumb and index finger, then snort it off. 

but you will notice a constant brown stream of mucous...
stomach cancer...

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#15 greeneyes

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 06:38 AM

Sovereign, I gather, is the hue of dung.

Here's the deal, Festus, everyone says you should "snort" the snuff (Gullet).
That's misleading.
A genteel sniff results in a much pleasanter experience.
Much. Oh, take it from me.

I'm not getting Sovereign-colored mucus.
However, the habit is young and inconsistent.
I doubt it can be any more bothersome than the effects of smoking.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:16 AM

I think it pretty much requires a snort. I used to partake back in the day and a snort just about did it for me. If you don't snort then you leave a dusting on your fleshy thumb/index piece and that just isn't cool.
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

#17 Grey Boy

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:24 AM

that just isn't cool



But brown mucus dripping out of your nose is trés sexy!

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:26 AM

Oui.
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 09:17 AM

Reminds me of the early 70's Jr. High school craze when the head shops used to sell this scented snuff called "Cokesnuff".

I think the craze lasted about week, with bunch red eyed sneezing 13 year olds. :BowD:
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#20 CelticGent

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 09:35 AM

we used to snort pixy stix when we were kids
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 09:58 AM

This one kid in my school used to drink milk through his nose.

I preffered touching 9-volt batteries to my tongue.

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 09:58 AM

All we had was coke.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 11:29 AM

No coke, pepsi.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 12:10 PM

i don't like coke, but it sure smells good
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 12:23 PM

No coke, pepsi.

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 12:26 PM

HA!

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 12:42 PM

Um, no.
"Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe." E.H.

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 12:43 PM

cheebooger?
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 01:41 PM

There's a number of pissed off Navajo silversmiths who'll be lookin' for your Scots/Irish ass for that crack, 'n every one of 'em's named Chee.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 01:51 PM

This thread is no longer up to snuff.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 02:02 PM

There's a number of pissed off Navajo silversmiths who'll be lookin' for your Scots/Irish ass for that crack, 'n every one of 'em's named Chee.

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 07:20 PM

I like snuff, but only if I'm the cameraman... :ROLL:

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 06:59 AM

:ROLL: Nice.
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 04:54 PM

Damn greyboy has been so reasonable that he killed all the fun of this thread.

*sigh*

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 10:24 PM

Here's the deal, Festus, everyone says you should "snort" the snuff (Gullet).
That's misleading.
A genteel sniff results in a much pleasanter experience.
Much. Oh, take it from me.



For a lady such as yourself, Peeps, a genteel sniff is always appropriate.


Especially if that lecherous young gardener starts making bedroom eyes at you.

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Edited by GreenGullet, 27 October 2005 - 10:25 PM.

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Posted 28 October 2005 - 04:21 AM

Damn greyboy has been so reasonable that he killed all the fun of this thread.

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Posted 28 October 2005 - 04:56 AM

true dat
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Posted 28 October 2005 - 09:52 AM

'zactly.

But we loves ya anyhow. :sma:

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Posted 30 October 2005 - 09:50 AM

Reason is the province of the unimaginative.
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 11:03 AM

That's reasonable.

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Posted 30 October 2005 - 07:53 PM

Bad Porkio... :ar15: Bad, Bad, Bad...

#42 greeneyes

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:51 AM

I've no idea what either of you mean.
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